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If you love your girs sweaty smelly feet here is a wonderful idea.
Buy a pair of Dr. Scholls shoe inserts in your girls size. Get a pack of flour tortilla 12 inch in diameter. cut the tortilla in the same size as thr dr. scolls inserts for both left & right shoe. Put the tortillas in a pair of closed leather shoes your girl owns. Have her wear those shoes barefooted on a hot day and send her to the mall where she will walk for hours. when she returns she can pull out the moist tortillas and make a sandwich for you on them. As you eat you can look in her evil eyes and think about the toe sweat you are eating. ahhh great
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Great idea! I've been wondering what sort of edible insole might survive my woman's deadly feet. Would tortilla not break up?
I once toyed with the idea of putting cheese slices in her shoes, but she would obviously have to know about that - think of the tasty work needed later to eat the mess!
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hey! there is a certain amount of humour in this also, kinda like an escape from the humdrum 9-5.
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