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Flicker
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This groaner arrived in my email, and I thought, "Who can I share this with?" The obvious answer was... you guys!

Q: How many animals fit into a pair of pantyhose?

A: Ten little piggies, two calves, one ass, one pussy, and more hares than you can count!
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Do you know any other foot-related jokes? If you, please post 'em!

The only other one I can think of is the advertisement for the wrecker service:

"We don't want an arm and a leg -- we just want your toes!"
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Bondo Left
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I know another pantyhose joke:

Q: What do pantyhose and Bin Laden have in common?

A: They both irritate Bush.

Bondo

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Bondo Left
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Foot Fetish joke:

Two doctors are discussing the strangest cases they've seen over the years.

Doc 1 - "I had a guy in my clinic last week with Syphilis on his big toe."

Doc 2 - "Hmmm, I guess that would explain the strangest case I've ever seen. I had a woman in my clinic last week with a case of Athlete's P_ssy."

Bondo

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quote:
Originally posted by Bondo:
Foot Fetish joke:

Two doctors are discussing the strangest cases they've seen over the years.

Doc 1 - "I had a guy in my clinic last week with Syphilis on his big toe."

Doc 2 - "Hmmm, I guess that would explain the strangest case I've ever seen. I had a woman in my clinic last week with a case of Athlete's P_ssy."

Bondo
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You left out 2 dogs and one invisible fish.
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I hate it when guys call female toes "Piggies"!! On the right girl they are "Sweet little Darlings"!! LOL
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