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Okay, okay, I just needed that line to get your attention. Without sounding too sleazy, I had sex last night. I'll spare you the bragging (which, considering I haven't been laid in 4 years, I think I deserve to do just a wee bit) but I met this chick named Megan, bought her coffee and had to pass up an invite to her apartment for some of the good-good. I had to go to work.
Last night, she invited me over and greeted me at the door in a black studden bra and panties. And was barefoot. During date #1, she was wearing closed-toed shoes and, everytime I ask what she was wearing on her feet thru e-mail, she mentioned wearing socks. Until she answered the door, I was afraid she would be insecure about her feet. Even worse, that she might have a good reason to be insecure.
But, for the most part, she didn't. Megan is attractive enough and so are her feet. Like her, it's the imperfections that make her cute. Her big toe nail is a bit too short, kind of like Kirsten Dunst's or Kristin Kreuk from Smallville, if you've ever seen them. You know, like the nail is almost invisible, it's so short. But, without nail polish, its not that noticeable. But, besides that, her feet are immaculate.
They're small, maybe 7s. I'd say they are... miniature Keira Knightleys.
As we made love, I sucked her toes. Slightly, just nibbling them. She loved every moment of it. She gave me her first footjob, not really a major one, just a sort of foreplay tease. I asked her to wiggle her toes while she jerked my cock off.
She was a fast learner. She knew how and how fast I liked to see her wiggle and curl her Keira Knightley toes. After the second time we fucked with me sucking her toes and kissing her arches, I asked her if she had ever let a man cum on her toes. She hadn't; I was her first foot boy. I fucked her until I came. I yanked off the condom and jerked myself off, telling her to wiggle those toes. She wiggled excitedly as I blew my load all over her feet.
"I think we need a towel!" she laughed.
Afterwards, as we cuddled, I told her, "By the way, I think I should tell you I have a foot fetish."
"No shit!"
I really like this girl. She's a little rough around the edges and is kind of a fixer-upper. I'm not in a relationship mood and neither is she. But I do enjoy her company. We smoked pot together, ordered pizza, laughed when the delivery guy showed up and we were both naked hiding behind towels. We cuddled until one in the morning watching Strangers with Candy and Evil Dead II. I've never had such an amazing night in my whole life.
quote:Originally posted by wiggler: "I think we need a towel!"
The story of my life!
quote:Originally posted by wiggler: She's a little rough around the edges
Definitely sounds like my type of gal, at least with regards to personality. That rough-around-the-edges thing sits very well with me indeed.
quote:Originally posted by wiggler: We cuddled until one in the morning watching Strangers with Candy and Evil Dead II.
Oh yeah, Evil Dead 2 is classic stuff. My personal favorite scene is the one where all the inanimate objects in the room (desk lamp, moosehead, etc) come to life and start laughing their asses off. That's vintage!
Calico Jack
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So ... after 4 years of no sex you have what you call the most amazing night in your whole life yet you don't want to have a relationship with her. Is it because she is a "fixer upper"? Are you a stud all of a sudden ?
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quote:Originally posted by popsicletoes: So ... after 4 years of no sex you have what you call the most amazing night in your whole life yet you don't want to have a relationship with her. Is it because she is a "fixer upper"? Are you a stud all of a sudden ?
I kinda got the same impression reading this too. I think you need to drop the "macho man" talk and be true to your feelings for her. I'd say if it was indeed the "most amazing night of your life" you wouldn't have to prove anything to us by calling her a "fixer upper." Especially if you went through a 4 year dry spell.
I say for your next movie night with her rent "Bubba Hotep!" Another Bruce Campell movie in the same campy vein (however not bloody or as violent) as the Evil Dead series.
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"Fixer Upper" is a quote from Third Rock From the Sun. I was so stoned when I wrote that post, I neglected to mention that. It's not a macho thing, especially if John Lithgow says it.
John Lithgow uses the phrase to describe people who have a few problems in life and a few personal issues, but it's the imperfections in them that make them so adorable. Megan isn't a rich Beverly Hills Paris Hilton-wannabe, she a HUMAN BEING. She has real world problems like having to deal with a shitty apartment and a DVD player that doesn't work.
Like I said about her FEET, not perfect, but still perfect for ME.
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Wow, That a long drought but good for you if that was your goal. It's kinda cool thatshe figured out you love feet and was into it that rocks.
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