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People here often wonder what it would like if they worked in an environment that allowed them to see womens feet all day.
Here is one profession to review.
A Day in the Life of a TSA Screener.
Could you deal with the cary-ons, smelly feet & stress?
A constant education
"When people are traveling, they have a lot on their minds," he says. "I have to believe that."
Which would explain the woman who departed his security lane wearing only one shoe. (She later returned for the other one.) Or the woman who walked away wearing the blue paper checkpoint-issued slippers. And speaking of shoes, the screeners are repeatedly subjected to the ripe scent of feet unleashed from their stifling confines. The TSA thoughtfully provides air freshener at the checkpoints, to be used discreetly by personnel as necessary.
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Yeah, but you would have to also deal with the 400lb unwashed slob with nail fungus who hands over his stretched out loafers for you to screen too.
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Now if there was this type of screening in front of, say, Victoria's Secret, then that would be a prime career choice Posts: 253 | Registered: Mar 2004
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Well what about shoe salesman? Helping ladies into shoes and stuff like that(as ladaemon pointed out, the 400lb slob) I bet they get their fair share of smells throughout the day.
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quote: Well what about shoe salesman? Helping ladies into shoes and stuff like that(as ladaemon pointed out, the 400lb slob) I bet they get their fair share of smells throughout the day.
Haha, that just reminded me of the show Married With Children. Remember, Al Bundy the women's shoe salesman. Most of his customers were overweight women trying to sqeeze into size 6's. That show cracked me up.
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When I was a teen, I used to work at a bowling alley. Part of the duties were to distribute bowling shoes and collecting them when the customers were thru bowling. We had to spray them shoes. I always volunteered to do the ladies...funny, never did get any odors...
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Reminds me of guys who say they wish they were a gynocologist. What they fail to think about is the fact that they are gonna be checkin out grandmas pruned saggy croch too. "Aunt Bea is here for her pap smear Doctor!"
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guys with "our thing" should avoid foot related jobs - its already been said - what about monsters! only Al Bundy seemed to have a good job - except now and then - but at least he went hom to Peg's goregeous piggies. Posts: 1751 | Registered: Aug 2002
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quote:Originally posted by ledaemon: Yeah, but you would have to also deal with the 400lb unwashed slob with nail fungus who hands over his stretched out loafers for you to screen too.
Doesn't sound so good now....
Recently when I told a friend of mine about my foot fetish and she said I should go to med school to become a podiatrist. I told her While it would sound nice at first it dawned on me that I would also have to deal with disgusting old grannies and fat slob construction workers with toenail fungus. Barforama. No girl who doesn't have some major disgusting feet issues goes to a podiatrist.
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quote:Originally posted by tom: guys with "our thing" should avoid foot related jobs - its already been said - what about monsters! only Al Bundy seemed to have a good job - except now and then - but at least he went hom to Peg's goregeous piggies.
You know what, I always fantasized about Peg Bundy's feet. The combination of her mules and leopard print capri leggings always drove me nus. I always wondered what they looked like up close, and I never got to know. I heard there was an episode where they showed her feet up close, but I never got to look....now that I think about it, that's probably my idea for the next custom video I order. I'll ask for the woman to dress like Peg Bundy.
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quote:Originally posted by ledaemon: Yeah, but you would have to also deal with the 400lb unwashed slob with nail fungus who hands over his stretched out loafers for you to screen too.
Doesn't sound so good now....
no it doesn't now. I may even lose my desire for all feet after enough of those experiences.
But man, the chance to smell some hotties sweaty shoes would be a small taste of heaven. I'd be walking around with a buldge part of the time
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