The first time I saw her, I wasn't with the company yet. But I knew I liked her, and wanted to see her feet, sniff her socks, loafers, etc.
Once I started, I noticed she was a shoe dipper. She wears little black loafers and thick black socks. Last night, she shoe dipped, and said her feet were hurting. I reached down, put my finger in her shoe, and said I bet it was hot in there. It was, and she agreed.
I would have went further, but another of my female bosses was coming. Let me tell you this, all of my female bosses are hot in some way or another. And they are on their feet all the time. I suggested she demand a foot rub when she got home, and she agreed with me.
Today, I saw her standing and dipping, but this time, I saw her wiggling her toes through her thick black socks.
That was all she wrote. I already had it in my mind to either offer her a foot massage, or tell her she was beautiful as the risk of my job. Why? Because I have a foot fetish, and life is too short.
My opportunity came today when I went to lunch, and she was in the breakroom. She had both shoes off, leg crossed, was wiggling her toes, and talking on the phone. Normally, my heart would be beating like crazy. But it was calm. The moment she ended her cell call, I told her she was going to have to excuse me, but there was something I had to do.
I knelt down, picked up her size 8M loafer, and inhaled deeply. She smiled and asked me why was I smelling her shoe. I told her I hear women mentioning their shoes smell after a long day of their feet being in them and sweating in them.
She told me just because she works and stands long, and her feet hurt doesn't mean they will stink. I told her I knew mens feet smelled after work, but wanted to know if womens feet did too from work. I then asked her which part of her feet ached the most, and she grabbed the ball of her socked foot. She began massaging it right there as I watched.
After that, she propped both feet up in a chair in front of her, and watched television.
Fellows, it took all my restraint as a new employee with a foot fetish not to kneel down and give her a sample of my phenomenal foot massage skills.
She asked me if I worked the next day, and I told her I did.
Woo!!! Hoo!!! With the power of positive thinking and the help of "The Secret", I may yet get to massage her feet, and get to sniff her socks and feet.
-------------------- You must do what you feel is right, of course-Obi Wan Kenobi Posts: 2662 | Registered: Jan 2004
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Ho....Leee....Shit dude! Awesome ... I guess your eagerness over-rode your logic and went with your natural foot-instinct... plus you were so cool about it and didn't come off as a desperate mad man.... I gotta be in that zone... I guess it's somethin' you don't learn by theory maybe by experience only....
Keep us updated man.....
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You are totally nuts man! But please keep taking the chances they make for great stories!!!! I would suggest you keep your resume on hand in case you need to send it to another companies HR Dept in the near future.
We're still needing a few more details, her age, shoe size, what does she look like?
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OMG, that is like the biggest turn on EVER!!! I wish I could've done that with a few of my past bosses (a hot dance manager being one of them). I woulda been in sniff heaven fur sure!
the good thing is that she did not get freaked out in your case, nor did she ask how you knew men's feet usually stunk after work, LOL
Close calls, but great work on using the secret, it'll do wonders
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i still laugh when re-reading this post.. what if her feet really stank bad? I don't like harsh stench.. so.... it would have been a huge let down.. but the flip side. if it was perfect.. i'd want a whole lot more of it!!!
anyway.. balls of steal.. keep a resume on hand at all times.
won't hurt to have some legal coverage.. in case she wants to "set you straight" legally.
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Way to go dude! I swear, after I read the first few lines, I scrolled to the end to see if it was an April Fool's joke. Seeing that it wasn't, I was amazed!
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