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whats wrong with masterbation.you would nt last 2 mins if i left my mules with you. oh by the way i orgasm at least once a day
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I'm reminded of the classic "Seinfeld" episode "The Contest".
Specificly, the scene where Jerry finally goes off on Kramer about the naked woman across the street, & is screaming...
"I can't take it anymore! She's driving me crazy! I can't eat, I can't sleep, I can't leave the apartment! I'm here climbing the walls! Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest...SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE!!!!"
-------------------- Dave, there’s an old story that this reminds me of: I cried because I had no desk until I met a man who had no feet, and the no-feet guy explained that there was such a thing as a budget…and WNYX was way, way over it. The End Posts: 200 | Registered: Sep 2007
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How to prevent masturbating? DO NOT TOUCH your cock. Not even to piss. NEVER put your hands on your cock EVER. NO MATTER what happens NEVER TOUCH IT. Now after awhile, you will end up a nut case but before that you will have such a HUGE HARD ON with your cock swelling, vibrating, pulsating, quivering, weeping, begging, crying - to be LOVED and paid attention to - but DO NOT GIVE IN. LEAVE IT ALONE. After awhile, IT will find its own way to TAKE CARE of ITSELF. And when sleeping, DO NOT lay on your stomach. DO NOT try to drill a huge hole in your matress because you are so damn hard and horny - IGNORE IT. When sleeping, sleep on your back. DO NOT allow your covers to cover your cock - the "touching" of your covers might be too much for your cock. Cut a hole in your blanket so your huge hardon can just stick out through the hole in your blanket - and "breathe"... DO NOT EVEN LOOK at your cock. DO NOT EVEN BREATHE on your cock. DO NOT LET the wind blow on your cock. PROTECT IT at ALL COSTS!!!! NEVER LET ANYONE get anywhere near your cock... PRETEND it really isn't there.... NEVER fall in love with your cock and do not let anyone else - Man or Woman - fall in love with your cock... After about twenty years of being so damn horny, then and only then can you LET a WOMAN take GOOD CARE of it FOR YOU - LET HER HAVE that HUGE LOAD you've been "storing". ONLY SHE WILL TRULY APPRECIATE and UTILIZE your WHOLE LOAD!!!!! It is NOT for you anyway. It is not yours to keep. And do not give it to any ungrateful females. Most of the time they don't know what it is for anyway and couldn't care less. You will be very happy - you WILL SEE....
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Hate to disappoint, Mikey P, the longest the male body will "store" a load is about 3 days; after that, the body starts to eliminate it in urine. About all that's really happening is on a mental, and less physical, level where a person builds up the anticipation. It certainly seems to work for some folks; you might look into Tantric sex practices.
What a male CAN do is to trick their body into producing semen in overdrive: Masturbate frequently (several times a day) for a week or more and then stop whacking altogether for 3 days. On day 3 or 4, depending on how you count them, do a slow masturbation - take a lot of time. When you finally go-off, you'll have quantity and intensity.
In a post some months ago, I made this point: If your body isn't saving it up, why should you?
Just a couple of thoughts.
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quote:Originally posted by Toetapper: Hate to disappoint, Mikey P, the longest the male body will "store" a load is about 3 days; after that, the body starts to eliminate it in urine. About all that's really happening is on a mental, and less physical, level where a person builds up the anticipation. It certainly seems to work for some folks; you might look into Tantric sex practices.
What a male CAN do is to trick their body into producing semen in overdrive: Masturbate frequently (several times a day) for a week or more and then stop whacking altogether for 3 days. On day 3 or 4, depending on how you count them, do a slow masturbation - take a lot of time. When you finally go-off, you'll have quantity and intensity.
In a post some months ago, I made this point: If your body isn't saving it up, why should you?
Just a couple of thoughts.
DO NOT TOUCH YOUR COCK!!!!
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quote:Originally posted by Toetapper: Hate to disappoint, Mikey P, the longest the male body will "store" a load is about 3 days; after that, the body starts to eliminate it in urine. About all that's really happening is on a mental, and less physical, level where a person builds up the anticipation. It certainly seems to work for some folks; you might look into Tantric sex practices.
What a male CAN do is to trick their body into producing semen in overdrive: Masturbate frequently (several times a day) for a week or more and then stop whacking altogether for 3 days. On day 3 or 4, depending on how you count them, do a slow masturbation - take a lot of time. When you finally go-off, you'll have quantity and intensity.
In a post some months ago, I made this point: If your body isn't saving it up, why should you?
Just a couple of thoughts.
Interesting point Tortapper. It seems plausible. However, I'm curious about it's truth. Who or what is your source? Are you a urologist?
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a few years back, after a hard break up, i lasted a few months without touching myself. after a while i just didnt think about it.
but with working from 4am to about 12pm and then going to school until about 11pm, i just spent my free time sleeping lol
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quote:Originally posted by High_Arch_Analyst: [/qb]
Interesting point Tortapper. It seems plausible. However, I'm curious about it's truth. Who or what is your source? Are you a urologist? [/QB][/QUOTE]
To be honest H_A_A, I cannot recall the specific source of the information. I am certain that it was from a reliable medical source but it was so long ago that the exact research now escapes me. I have no medical degree but have a tendency to collect odd facts, especially as regards sex (in all its facets).
I wouldn't impart this information if I was not confident of it. I will always add caveats when research only "suggests" something. Then again, it's masturbation...if it hurts, don't do it.
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On my own will I would say about a week, but that was only a personal test to let it "build up" so I could drown my target , which may have been my hand I dont remember!!!
p.s. I took zinc & folic acid during that time, and it made a super thick load-- just google it
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, which may have been my hand I dont remember!!!
