quote:Originally posted by Salvy_Mic: Dude, don't lie. If Megan Fox gave you head, you'd never wash your dick again. I know I wouldn't.
Great line! In fact, I had her autograph my dick after she sucked it clean! I also had Megan Fox sit on my face just the other night and I have yet to wash that sweet, nasty, and gushy stuff off of my face. I'm not going to brush my teeth ever again after going down on her. The cum and girl-juice stains on my bed? She has yet to change her sheets. After all that, I have yet to look at or even think about another girl. Megan Fox is SMOKIN' hot, not just attractive.
Megan Fox -- The Opposite of Cold
A Sex Symbol at Work
How anyone can look at these picture and think MEGA Fox is NOT Ridiculously Scorching?! You would have to be in denial to think otherwise. Not even Kristen Stewart can look that hot AND pull off that move even if she tried. Even after having said that, I STILL think Kristen Stewart is a pretty cool chick.
Even if Megan Fox wasn't famous and you walked into your bathroom expecting to see your girl, but instead saw Megan doing what she did in that last picture, you would thank the Lord (even though I, myself, do not believe in him) for forgiving of all the most sinnister acts you committed. And Megan will take your girl's spot in the relationship.
That chick in the first clip should just shut her stankin ass trap. She, and others who look like her, are shooting catty remarks about Megan because they realized that men all over the world won't commit a crime just to fuck them. If this was an ugly actress they were talking about, they would not have made such a fuss about it. If this was not about Megan Fox, but instead YOUR favorite female celeb, you would not abandon her ship. You don't understand what the "fuss" is about? What's there not to understand? As long as men keep voting for her in the top three of Sexiest Women in the World on Maxim and FHM magazines and keeps making appearances at MTV and SpikeTV Award Shows, then that's pretty much all you need to know about her. What do you want her to do -- win an Academy Award? Would that make you feel better about Megan? Who cares if she's not a great actress? Megan is going to stay hot, and that's all there is to it. She's there to provide entertainment for the veiwing audience and people are going to continue watching her movies regardless. People don't spew venom out of their mouths against Carmen Electra for her lackluster acting skills. Why Megan? Megan's movies are going to be way more entertaining and action-packed than Carmen's. Yes, Carmen's movies are funnier, and that's perfectly fine, as well. I LOVE Carmen.
In that first clip, someone left a stupid comment about Megan Fox saying, "Ungrateful, talentless bitch. The only people that are defending her are horny losers who jerk off to whoever the new 'hot chick' is at the time." Well, EXCUUUUUSE me for being a man (just like every other guy) for finding (arguably) the hottest woman impossible to resist. Men are like this with many Sex Sirens. ExCUUUUUUUSE me for not being gay. And here's the funniest thing about that comment: The person who left that comment has a picture of (none other than) Megan Fox plastered all over the front page his youtube account.
I'll admit that Megan is very fucked up in the head. But again, so what! There needs to be a little disorderly conduct in the world, and who better than Megan to be disorderly? It would be so boring if she always played by the rules and acted "appropriately" and "lady-like" by Hollywood's standards, like a Scarlett Johansson. Or Kate Winslet.
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Scarlett! Is just that as an individual, Megan Fox is just as different as anybody's fingerprint is.
Megan is STUNNING. Great actress? No. Nor should people make a big deal about that. I'll accept that she won't be nominated for six or seven Acedemy or Golden Globe Awards. Just admit that she's Freakishly Hot (or just a freak cause I'll accept that, too) and move on. What -- she's standoffish and dosen't say hi to her crew members? Please, people. So what! That's not a big deal. Don't make out as if the world is going to end because of that. More times than not, she comes across as someone who gives great interviews and can be coolest chick to have a conversation with. And she a HELL of a lot funnier than most women. She proudly admits to having a very sick sense of humor. And for that I love her even more.
But the hating is not going to stop anytime soon because Megan will continue to say things that are very outlandish that'll get people talking.
And...
Even without makeup, she's STILL hotter than your average girl. If the average girl puts on enough makeup to make a mule choke she's STILL not hotter than Megan Fox, regardless of how much/little makeup Megan has on and how her breath smells first thing in the morning.
If she's not your idea of the hottest thing going, then that's one thing. As long as you think another chick is smokin hot (like Kate Beckinsale), then I'll accept that. But Megan Fox's looks being way above average is something that cannot be denied.
--National
P.S. If all this makes me fucked up for supporting a girl who's fucked up in the head, then so be it. I'll wear that badge with honor. You know what? Come to think of it: before her career is said and done, she will be a better actress, starring in great movies, whether it be in mainstream Hollywood or pornography (I'm just playing into what her naysayers say when they associate her as being a porn actress).
Megan Fox -- She is what was then. She was what will be.
[ September 17, 2009, 11:10 PM: Message edited by: National ]
quote:Originally posted by National: I had her autograph my dick after she sucked it clean! I also had Megan Fox sit on my face just the other night and I have yet to wash that sweet, nasty, and gushy stuff off of my face. I'm not going to brush my teeth ever again after going down on her. The cum and girl-juice stains on my bed? She has yet to change her sheets. After all that, I have yet to look at or even think about another girl.
Oh, my god! That was the funniest shit I've ever read, especially the "sucked it clean" part. What a slut, I fuckin love this girl! What was also funny was this statement:
quote:Originally posted by National: That chick in the first clip should just shut her stankin ass trap. She, and others who look like her, are shooting catty remarks about Megan because they realized that men all over the world won't commit a crime just to fuck them.
AWESOME! Megan is going to be here for quite some time, ladies and gentlemen. Whenever you hear a lady ask her man, "Are you even paying attention to what I'm saying?", rest assure that he wasn't because he was thinking about Megan Fox catering to his filthiest fantasies, like no other girl can.
I love it when people say that Megan is a total bitch! What woman on this planet hasn't acted like a total bitch? I love it when Megan acts bitchy. That's her natural-born job: crave a bad-girl reputation. She was a rebel growing up, ladies and gentlemen. She's going stay that way forever. For every good girl, there's a villain. Megan is here to play the part of the bad-ass, kick-ass bitch because she's so hot. And by being hot, she can pull it off nicely.
I would commit a crime just so that I can spend a night with Megan Fox that's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. I won't do the same for some average girl even if that would've been the only chance I had with her. There are a FEW other celebs who I would do it for. Olivia Wilde is one example. I would love to live long enough to tell my grandsons one day that Megan Fox "sucked it clean" for me.
Girls who are not famous and who are just fine with Megan Fox are the ones you should go after and keep forever or keep long enough before you decide to settle down with a girl who does not rate as high as Megan Fox (or Olivia Wilde) on a scale of 1-10. They are so much fun to be around and they're probably hotter, I bet.
Everything Salvy_Mic said was right on the money, as well. He has good taste in women.
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I mean, hell, I'm not even a fan, but saying she's average, or just attractive, is so wrong it's not even funny. That's straight up hating. Bad attitude or not, she'd be hot in any era. That is fact.
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quote:Originally posted by Salvy_Mic: I mean, hell, I'm not even a fan, but saying she's average, or just attractive, is so wrong it's not even funny. That's straight up hating. Bad attitude or not, she'd be hot in any era. That is fact.
Beautiful! Well said, Salvy! See, why can't others just say *that*?
As long as you recongnize that Megan is that hot, and you get what the fuss is all about -- even if you're not a fan -- you are still giving credit to where credit is due.
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sorry, national, but im not reading your entire novel-length post. but from what i did read, you seem to like her.
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quote:Originally posted by Salvy_Mic: I mean, hell, I'm not even a fan, but saying she's average, or just attractive, is so wrong it's not even funny. That's straight up hating. Bad attitude or not, she'd be hot in any era. That is fact.
Beautiful! Well said, Salvy! See, why can't others just say *that*?
As long as you recongnize that Megan is that hot, and you get what the fuss is all about -- even if you're not a fan -- you are still giving credit to where credit is due.
Dudes! I can't help who I am or am not attracted to!
In this picture, yes she looks fun, but to me...what I see is a lazy eye, far too much makeup, no tits, skinny to an anorexic degree with a gormless look on her face.
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'National', I admire your strength in defending Megan . If she saw this thread I guess she'll be running into your arms in a second
I guess everyone has their own tastes and I respect yours
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I prefer Carmen Electra, but I definitely do NOT see anything wrong with Megan Fox. I really love the pictures National posted. His avatar looks even better now that it's enlarged, and the second one of Megan is certainly to die for. I think I would commit a crime just to sleep with her in some lavish hotel downtown.
I don't see what the big deal is with her behavior. Sure, she does not follow the rules, but that goes extremely well, blends in exceptionally, with her looks and they accomodate each other PERFECTLY.
I would not, however, (like someone said earlier) commit a crime just to sleep with some average girl who just walked by me in the street.
You cannot go wrong with Megan, though my pick is Carmen.
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quote:Originally posted by footfetish&martini: I prefer Carmen Electra
im with that. lets get an even hotter magan in the picture, and yup, shes good.
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quote:Originally posted by Andy-Laa: Did you not see how much make-up she put on in Transformers 2!?
She's naturally...average.
Enough with the Internet Fonze routine...Seriously...There is nothing average about Megan Fox. She's probably the sexiest woman on the planet and her vixen like jesibel type attitude only makes her that much hotter. She's really in a league of her own.
quote:Originally posted by Andy-Laa: Did you not see how much make-up she put on in Transformers 2!?
She's naturally...average.
Enough with the Internet Fonze routine...Seriously...There is nothing average about Megan Fox. She's probably the sexiest woman on the planet and her vixen like jesibel type attitude only makes her that much hotter. She's really in a league of her own.
Thank you for telling me what my opinion is...? You like her. Great. She doesn't do anything for me. That's the bottom line.
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I'm just fuckin' with ya Andy, if you don't like her, you don't like her. I just find anyone saying that Megan isn't all that good looking creates the perfect oppertunity to break out the Fonz for a good laugh. An "internet fonzie" is when someone acts overly picky and unimpressed by the ultra hot as if they could have as many women like that as they wanted, whenever they wanted, should they so choose.
It was used on me in the misc forum of a hockey fight site one time when I was stating that I wasn't overly impressed with Kim Kardashian and I thought it was halarious & couldn't wait to apply it to someone else. I just thought your discrediting of Fox as "average" fit the bill for an "Internet Fonz" call out to a Tee. It's an online statement that basically disregards exteremly hot women universally regarded as a sex symbol by men, as nothing all that special compared to what you could land on any given day of the week, when in reality if she tried to seduce you, you'd probably be drooling all over yourself and cum before the third stroke, however it's not going to be a problem because she'd probably be completely unattainable even on your best day. Your opinion's your opinion and you're certianly entitled to it, but you should realize that when you try and dis a chick that hot as "average" it makes you look like an internet fonz to people who read that opinion. It happened to me, and now it's happened to you. It's all in fun though and cause for a good laugh though as far as I'm concerned.
quote:Originally posted by footfetish&martini: I prefer Carmen Electra
im with that. lets get an even hotter magan in the picture, and yup, shes good.
GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!!! Are you SERIOUS? Hotter than Megan Fox? Good is good, but compared to Fox, Good is just moderate. I bet she's not the hottest girl who's NAME is Me(a)gan Good. Megan FOX, on the other hand, will complete in a minute what would take Good a light year. This Megan Fox is the hottest to bare that name EVER. I will bet that if someone asked Good how hot she thinks Megan Fox is, she'll say something along the lines of, "I wanna lick her up, suck the blood outta her, and blah, blah, blah." Megan Fox would say, "Meagan Good? Who the hell is that?" Then when they show her how she looks like, she'll tell them that she's good, but that's it. Fox will not go as far as to say that Good is SMOKIN. And neither would Playboy, Larry Flint, nor the creative, perverted geniuses behind Girls Gone Wild, not Perfect 10, not Maxim, not FHM, not GQ, not Esquire, not Rolling Stone, not me, not him, not that guy over there, or even her boyfriend or husband (assuming she has one). If they want quality hot women, if they want to sell the most copies of their products, if they want to whole world talking, and they had to choose between Megan Fox and Meagan Good, the most obvious and logical choice would be Megan Fox. Of the media outlets I just mentioned, only some of them will put Good on hold. The others will just forget about her completely. When it's her turn to be in a magazine, they'll feature an article on her, but they're smart enough not to put her on the COVER of it's publication.
Meagan is Good, but not that good. The other Megan is a FOX, and she is a prominent sex symbol in the making. Everyone (even the people who are not too fond of her) will admit, or realize, that Megan Fox is going to be placed in the company of Mae West, Marlene Dietrich, Jane Russel, Marilyn Monroe, Raquel Welch, Audrey Hepburn, Farrah Fawcett, Madonna, Cindy Crawford, Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, and Jessica Alba as the most PROMINENT and POTENT sex symbols, period. Salvy_Mic alluded to that quite nicely:
quote:Originally posted by Salvy_Mic: Bad attitude or not, she'd be hot in any era. That is fact.
In ANY era. That includes the Dead Ball Era and the Steriod Era. Meagan Good is good? Fine. BUT she's no where near Fox and she will never be good enough find herself in that list. Not even close.
If Megan Fox went back in time to 1492, and someone asked Chirstopher Columbus if he wanted to have his way with Megan Fox, he will say, "Are you KIDDING ME? I will sail off the edge of the FUCKING EARTH just to sleep with her!" If asked if he'll do the same for Good, he'll say, "No, I'm not THAT desperate."
Megan Fox > Meagan Good
Megan Fox's looks are unmatched by just about ANY woman on this planet's grid.
Its legibly unimaginable, mathematically incalculable, inextricably infalible. Let's not forget utterly impossible or morally unsermountable to assume that Meagan Good is better than Megan Fox at anything, especially when it comes to looks because in that department, Fox's scholastic aptitude is 2402, the higest ever recorded (a perfect score is 2400). Good's score is 1500, good enough for average.
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