quote:Originally posted by Toetapper: Ah-bede-ehbe-dee-ehbe-deah..."That's all folks!"
A classic "Freudian Slip"...
I'm sparing the members a short story.
let's hear it
Very well.
This has more to do with a Freudian slip:
As a young boy (7-9, I'd guess), I was in my parent's bedroom as my mother dressed for work. I watched as she pulled on her high-waisted panties, half-length bra, girdle with garters, and dragging her nylons to those snaps (the kind of stuff you've seen if you are familiar with Bettie Page - it was the early 60's).
After observing this procedure - having seen it many times before - I asked her why she put on all this complicated stuff.
"Well", she replied, "it's to make rape inevitable". With a stricken look, she quickly, stammered, "um, ah, I mean impossible!"
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quote:Originally posted by LeDaemon: I think the same thing every time I see a Toyota FJ Cruiser on the road.
Same here.
Once while driving with my wife, she saw one and asked if I knew what the "FJ" stood for. I shrugged my shoulders and jokingly said "footjob". Now every time we see one, she'll refer to the person driving it as one of my "brethren".
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quote:Originally posted by LeDaemon: I think the same thing every time I see a Toyota FJ Cruiser on the road.
Same here.
Once while driving with my wife, she saw one and asked if I knew what the "FJ" stood for. I shrugged my shoulders and jokingly said "footjob". Now every time we see one, she'll refer to the person driving it as one of my "brethren".
I think that you ought to shift the rules of that little game. Every time you spot one, you should yell out, "Footjob cruiser!" and then you have to pull off somewhere for her to give you an in-car footjob!
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Easy slip. Last year I was telling my cousin that "one of my favorite cable channels was footnetwork". She then chats back to me "freudian slip?" She hasn't seen me in 20 something years and lives 3 states away, so I then came out with my fetish to her and then she sent me a picture of her feet.
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