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Granted. But when she kisses you at your wedding, you turn into a frog. (who didn't see that comming?)

I wish I had a new car.

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Granted, but your insurance has doubled, and excise tax tripled.

I wish I could retire and just play golf every day.

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granted, but you have no pension

i wish i could read books faster

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Granted, but you'll be blinded with excitement!

I wish I could FLY!
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Granted. But, you have the take off and landing control of a "Gooney Bird" (Albatross)

I wish I were 20 years younger.

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granted, but you look 20 years older

i wish i could suspend time

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Granted, but it's an in-time suspension (enjoy being frozen with everyone else. D=)

I wish Wu's had an erotic mind control/hypnotism section.
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Granted, But section will be only for bisexual [Smile]

I wish I could be Super Man
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granted, someone killed you with kryptonite

i wish birds didn't exist

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Granted. Humans shit on you now.

I wish for world peace.
(Yeah what bastard's gonna mess with that one????! [Tongue] )

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Granted. But just like John Lennon (who also wished for world peace), you'll be killed by a crazed gunman shortly thereafter.

I wish to have sex with any lady I want.
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granted but you cant climax

i wish movies cost less $$

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quote:
Originally posted by Keyfeet:
granted but you cant climax

i wish movies cost less $$
granted: but each movie you watch is more confirmation that you get what you pay for.

i wish the easter bunny was real [Tongue]
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Granted. He's on your dinner menu. (Hassenpfeffer)

I wish I had a new motorcycle.

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Granted. Its a brand new 15cc Honda Hybrid that does 3 miles an hour;downhill.

I wish I couldnt fist my wifes cooch with both hands!
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