quote:Originally posted by Fwrinkledsoles: I wish I could be in a room full of women with sexy wrinkled soles for a week or two.
fail, you have to grant my wish first. the next person has to grant both our wishes.
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quote:Originally posted by Keyfeet: i wish i had tickets to the jay leno debut show
Granted - The tickets just appear in your hands now and the show is almost finished. If you hurry, you might be in time to catch the credits
quote:Originally posted by Fwrinkledsoles: I wish I could be in a room full of women with sexy wrinkled soles for a week or two.
Granted - The room is locked totally for 2 weeks with no food, water & air.
-- I wish I had a bigger penis
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I wish the Dodgers win the World Series this year and remain competitive for the next several years after.
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Granted, but everybody else dies after this year, you never learn to travel to space, and aliens never come to Earth.
I wish Michael Bay and Uwe Boll were forbidden from ever making any form of media for the rest of their lives on penalty of death.
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granted, but now the world is sad b/c because they dont get to see shia labeuof with giant robots anymore
i wish i had a nice turkey melt
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I wish there was a WORLD WIDE computer glitch that would wipe everyones debts clean to "0".
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Granted. You are now in prison for plaigerising that idea from Fight club Oh and a load of complicated economics shit that I don't understand, but would mean riots world-wide.
I REALLY wish my computer internet connection (and generally access of files time) was faster.
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granted, its now so fast that you cant keep up with it
i wish there was a way to ejaculate, w/o any of the "work" (i have a feeling that the lonely island is going to be a part of my wish)
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Granted - You're now a clown working in a circus.
I wish the dishes would wash themselves
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