Once again, we all gather to celebrate in what is turning into the greatest pastime in Wu's Foot Forum -- The National Fashionistas.
This contest is where we TRULLY crown who has the higest quality of enticing feet in the world. When the champion is finally crowned on July 4, she will don the Salvatore Ferragamo.
The Salvatore Ferragamo is the higest honor any famous woman can receive. FIFA has the World Cup, the NFL has the Vince Lombardi trophy, the foot fetish world in great honors caters to the Salvatore Ferragamo. This crown is named after the legendary Italian shoe designer who rose to fame in the 1920s, making shoes for many renowned women of fame during the Golden Era of Hollywood.
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THE STANDINGS
Here are the standings as we start Week 12.
**The first number next to each name stands for the number of wins. The second number is for losses. The third stands for the number of ties, and the last number is her winning percentage.**
American Female Class
Division I
Jessica Alba 7-3-0-.700 Rachel Bilson 3-7-0-.300 Hayden Panettiere 2-8-0-.200 Mandy Moore 1-9-0-.100
Division II
Christina Aguilera 6-4-0-.600 Maria Menounos 5-5-0-.500 Jessica Biel 5-5-0-.500 Jennifer Love-Hewitt 1-9-0-.100
Division III
Carmen Electra 10-0-0-1.000 Kim Kardashian 9-1-0-.900 Charlize Theron 4-6-0-.400 Ashlee Simpson 2-8-0-.200
Division IV
Adriana Lima 7-3-0-.700 Eva Longoria 7-3-0-.700 Jennifer Aniston 6-4-0-.600 Brooke Burke 5-5-0-.500
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National Female Class
Division I
Kate Beckinsale 10-0-0-1.000 Scarlett Johansson 8-2-0-.800 Brittany Snow 2-8-0-.200 Cindy Crawford 1-9-0-.100
The Fashion Show is set to begin, and things are bound to get ugly. More of the greatest matches are just around the corner.
Week 12
--National
[ April 28, 2009, 09:15 PM: Message edited by: National ]
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Some of these matches were easy for me to decide on, while the rest were fucking HARD. These pictures appear out of nowhere as if by magic.
Did you see CARMEN? I'll jerk off to them later. I'll have an ambulance close by because I'm gonna catch a heart attack when I cum. This girl is NOT fucking around. But Longoria's pictures show great elegance. I can see Camen having a tough week.
Kim KarDASHIAN? What the FUCK?! Everyone is gonna catch a heart attack jerking off real heard to her pictures. But this is what this contest is about. It's about giving thanks to the women who will make us cum harder and FASTER than just some chick down the fucking block. Sex is powerful stuff and this contest and the pictures that came with it deliver again.
Charlize Theron? What the fuck? Does she always look this GOOD? Jessica Alba, Biel, Simpson? Did I mention Alba? Holy SHIT! This is too good to be true.
Brittany SNOW? Let's not overlook this chick anymore. I'll worship her feet in a second. Look at the FUCKING pictures. She's daring us to do something to her feet.
Megan Fox is not in for a good week, I think. Did you see Lindsay LOHAN's pictures? WHAT! Aw, man. It's too fucking hot outside and these pictures made my room 11110%. Well, most of them, anyway.
Hewitt's pics were okay. They're cute, but nothing to brag about. Shakira's pics are perhaps the best I've seen but, at the same time, I'm not head over heels about them.
The pictures does make this the MECCA of all shit that's important to our sexual drive.
Now I gotta go and vote for these matches.
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OMG, I found Shakira! I was offering a 10 cents reward for her whereabouts. I just bumped into her. Is this contest awesome, or what? It seems like with everything else in my life, my wishes become my command. In this game, I call someone out, National delivers the goods. Before it was Megan. Now it's that no good for nothing Shakira, my housekeeper.
It does not come to me as any surprise that I'm making the FINAL mockery of Shakiara because that girl is the dirt beneath Paris' shoes. I told you little Bitches that Paris will get back to her winning ways. And now you're further confused as to how I'm winning. It's real simple, Losers: I'm the Hottie and Shakira is the Nottie.
When the poll closes this week, any punk Loser who still hates Paris will know that she's for real.
It feels so good when things are back to normal. The loss to Megan was a thing of a past. I'll have Shakira mopping and sweeping my floors, and making my salads and clean my bathrooms.
My name is Paris Hilton. I'm spoiled and I'm Hot. Deal with it, Bitches!
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Thanks, National, for the pictures. Jessica Simpson looks great this week. It's good that she's holding onto the lead as I type this. She needs to grab a playoff spot. I want to see Jessica Simpson wear those Ferragamo's you talk about.
These pictures are worth looking at over and over. I really like Lindsay this week. And Kim is doing a FANTASTIC job reminding people that she is a force not to be messed with. GREAT pictures of her.
quote:Originally posted by National: Once again, we all gather to celebrate in what is turning into the greatest pastime in Wu's Foot Forum -- The National Fashionistas.
This contest is where we TRULLY crown who has the higest quality of enticing feet in the world.
Quite the true statement. The thing I love is looking and be amazed as to the number of pictures National has for us each week. The list of pictures goes on what seems like forever. This post is where I go for my foot fetish fix. The greatest matches are assembled here and the pictures are off the chain. I speak for everyone who votes here that he loves taking part in this game. The appreciation you have for this game and for this fetish speaks volumes for the dedication you instill in the fans.
I want to know the nitty gritty details you put into making this contest as organized as it is. How do you decide which matches to make and how do you decide when these girls face eachother?
The list of pictures goes on. My girl Jessica Alba is going to clinch her division this week. YES! Rachel picked a bad time to face Kim Kardashian because Kim is going to be relentless. Her pics are amazing. The pics where Rachel is out and about are better than Kardashian's, but in the second set of pictures for each girl, Kim is WAY ahead of Rachel. I think Kim is still steaming from that loss to Carmen Electra from the historical Week 8. She is doing everything to catch up to Carmen but the voters are still behing Carmen.
Speaking of Carmen, I don't always vote for her. This week, however, is an exception because I can't stand Eva Longoria. I'm hoping Eva gets DESTROYED by Carmen. Can someone explain to me the following: According to National, Longoria is 3-0 against Alba in the history of this contest. How the FUCK can Alba not get to Longoria? How can Vanessa Hudgens can figure out how to get through McPhee when Alba can't do the same to Longoria? Hudgens and McPhee trade victories over each other. Someone as fine as Alba cannot best Longoria.
Alba will clinch a spot for the playoffs this week. I PRAY that Alba can avoid Longoria at all cost because is Jessica draws Longoria in the tournament, Alba is surely going to lose. As dominant as Electra is, I fear Carmen LESS and Longoria more. Alba pushed Carmen to the limit in Week 9, regaining some confidence in Alba. I hope Longoria does not make the playoffs this year.
Kate Beckinsale is great! Succulent meat is all I have to say about her. National has great tastes, featuring differnt aspects other than bare that appeal to guys like us. Kate plays to our imaginations. It's great to see Kate in that position in the her second pic.
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Carmen Electra lives on. She dresses sexy and does eveything else just as grest. Carmen always puts on a great show for us.
quote:Originally posted by National: When the champion is finally crowned on July 4, she will don the Salvatore Ferragamo.
I, too, agree that Carmen will don the Salvatore Ferragamo.
I don't give a fuck what he says, what he says, what he says, and ESPECIALLY what you say. What does give a fuck is that Carmen his wins the championship.
Carmen lives on.
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It's me, Paris. I know it isn't just me because I'm not the only one who thinks Shakira is, like, sooooo such a disgusting mess. It's, like, sooo not funny 'n stuff. Psych.... it is funny to see my opponent go down into shame in front of the Princess and Heir of this contest, Paris Hilton. What else did you losers expect? I mean, look at Shakira. Like, what the hell? No girl who looks like THAT is going to win a contest of prestige and class. Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is all about sex appeal and class.
All the haters are saying, "CLASS?" Then from there they'll ramble on about some bullshit because deep inside, they jerk their dicks off to Paris.
All of my haters are QUIET. Quiet because she's back on the winning track. You know, it's about time you go to sleep so you can get up the next morning and work. What about Paris? She'll just relax at the beach while earning more millions of dollars at the same time. Ain't that some shit?
But I really pity Shakira. Now with this win, Paris will have Shakira clean her house for longer hours.
Look at Shakira's first picture. I'm sorry, but that bitch has the AUDACITY to go out in public with the same outfit I have her cleaning my mansion in. The second picture? Shakira looks drugged up there. That's like, soooooooooooooo fuckin gross! You're at a movie premeire, for crying out loud! Wash your face, girl. It looks like she doesn't know where she came from or if she knows where she's going.
Well, let me get my beauty rest. I have to go on yet another shopping spree while Shakira scrubs the toilets.
Life is good, Bitches.
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quote:Originally posted by Night in Paris: Look at Shakira's first picture. I'm sorry, but that bitch has the AUDACITY to go out in public with the same outfit I have her cleaning my mansion in. The second picture? Shakira looks drugged up there. That's like, soooooooooooooo fuckin gross! You're at a movie premeire, for crying out loud! Wash your face, girl. It looks like she doesn't know where she came from or if she knows where she's going.
Paris makes for great entertainment in here. Megan Fox showed Paris Hilton a thing or two after having talked a big game and not being able to back it up. Now she's avenging her loss by going up against no competition. I, too, became sick to see Shakira beat Tara Reid and I was going to say something about that. But since Paris is facing Shakira this week, I'll let her bash her for this week. When Shakira meets her Executioner (Megan Fox) in the rematch, I will have my final sayings for Shakira and let Megan Fox do the rest of the talking for me.
Even though Megan is facing Lohan this week, I do like her pictures. They are one of the best I've come across. That girl really knows how to appeal to me.
I would've voted for her. But Megan is on her way of winning the championship and putting on those shoes. Fuck what anyone else has told you about his girl.
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Yeah, Lindsay's pictures are HOT. She needed good pictures to take on Megan Fox. Lindsay, I bet, has always has sweaty, smelly feet. Whereas in Megan Fox, I'm not quite sure. This match was very tough. Looking at Lindsay's picture, my decision was nearly impossible to make. I finally went with Megan because, as Bloodspill or Duffy has put it, Megan will kill me if I don't. Lindsay Lohan won't kill me. She'll just diss me on her blog.
Besides, if Megan can get her feet smelly, that experience will be MUCH better for me.
And Rachel Bilson is no match for Kim Kardashian. Girls like Kim represents a team that is full of superstars and someone like Bilson represents a team with a lot of rookies in it. Kim is just a POWERHOUSE. An unfair match, but someone's gotta face her.
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Rachel looks great as usual. Aniston looks so sexy in this pic. And Megan just blows away all competition although lindsey is battling the hardest of all her matches so far.
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The economy is in terrible shape. The economy is so bad, in order to save money to support her addiction, Amy Winehouse clipped her nosehair just to re-snork the coke residue from the night before.
In fact, do you know what the highest-paying line of work is in America right now? Jury duty.
In all seriousness, though, I think the economy is starting to turn around. In fact today, instead of just shooting animals for food, Sarah Palin is back shooting them for fun again.
The pictures in here are top notch. This is the center to pleasure yourself. Vanessa Hudgens' are REALLY great! All you need to know are in these pictures. Brittany Snow's and Ashlee Simpson's give me blessings of having a foot fetish in the first place.
Kate and Vanessa, Carmen and Longoria, Snow and Menounos, Fox and Lohan. The great matches continue.
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Normally, I wish a lot of harm on whoever is facing Megan Fox. But I like Lindsay Lohan, so Megan will not be an artist behind some gruesome scene involving Lohan. She's a cool chick. Megan will let this be a fair fight. In the end, Megan will be 11-0. Why do some people still think it's okay to fuck with her? How many more people does she have to kill before she makes the front page of a newspaper?
Who do you like other than Megan? Your answer to that question is NOT going to matter because Megan has either killed her or is going to kill her. She's not going to care if the police find out about it.
How can a girl look this cute, this hot, and still be a corrosive killer? The best part about it is that after she's done taking some girl's life, it's back to being the innocent, cute, nice little sweet girl during the day; sexy as rebellious fuck in the night.
A message from Megan Fox to any girl in this contest who still carries doubt about her:
Whatever I shoot, it's either coming off or it's coming out. If push comes to shove, I'ma lay you out if you force me.
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quote:Originally posted by Night in Paris: Look at Shakira's first picture. I'm sorry, but that bitch has the AUDACITY to go out in public with the same outfit I have her cleaning my mansion in. The second picture? Shakira looks drugged up there. That's like, soooooooooooooo fuckin gross! You're at a movie premeire, for crying out loud! Wash your face, girl. It looks like she doesn't know where she came from or if she knows where she's going.
The funniest shit I've read all week. I'm glad Paris is dishing it out on the haters. Now that Paris is winning, they don't know what to say. Shakira should learn how to dress. Then she should learn how to win matches.
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What a depressing shadow Paris Hilton's lead over Shakira's cast on this contest. It's no wonder the economy is in crisis this year as compared to last year if the new people reaching the age of majority are fucked enough in the head to think that Paris Hilton's feet are anywhere close to as hot as Shakira's. These are the types of decision makers who are sure to doom this world.
Everyday if you get outside at all you'll see 50-100 girls hotter than Paris Hilton where you'd be lucky to see 1-3 that are on a level comparable to Shakira and that gap only widens when you compare them from the ankles down as Shakira's feet look especially great in this weeks pics while Hilton's look too big for her small frame and in one of the pictures a little bit manishly boney and gross. How anyone could vote Hilton over Shakira defies logic to me. It'd be like someone with a footfetish wanting to kiss Simon Cowell's feet instead of Paula Abdul's simply because Simon makes more money or is the more famous of the two. Disgusting, repluslive and all around wrong. Like banned substances in the Olympics, Steroids in baseball, gambling refs in the NBA and fixes in boxing, what we are witnessing here is the corruption and destruction of the worlds greatest contest.
It just doesn't make sense. I don't even hate Paris Hilton. She's a pretty girl and I have no problem with her sluttiness, stupidity or her spoiled princess persona. All that stuff is kinda hot. The problem is her feet are basicially her ugliest attribute. They're too big and boney and they're just not a good example sexy feet at all. Shakira's are awesome. The same people who voted for Paris must have also voted for Brittnay Snow over Maria Menounos. That one came as a shocker to me as well, especially when comparing the pics head to head.
No matter what happens with the results I can't help but love this contest. The pictures, the women, the pictures, the organization and the layout of this tournament make it the greatest of it's kind by far which makes it all the more depressing to me to see these the likes of Paris Hilton win a match against a woman as beautiful as Shakria. It's an absolute joke and cheapens the validity of the contest in my opinion, which is of course only my opinion and unfortanatly for Shakira in this case, everyone is entitled. Hopefully it'll be a better week next week.
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The funniest shit I've read all week. I'm glad Paris is dishing it out on the haters. Now that Paris is winning, they don't know what to say. Shakira should learn how to dress. Then she should learn how to win matches.
