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National Femme Fashionistas -- Foot Fetish Hollywood's Off-Season Talk
The following is a exclusive presentation of the National Femme Fashionistas.
**I'm using this time to promote two celebrity contests, and what you're about to read is for the sole purpose of entertainment and great value.**
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This past season of the Fashionistas was an excellent success, a contest which gave appreciation to Hollywood's foot fetish allure. From February into July, the contest gave the most comprehensive tastes and debates when it related to which famous venusian earned the most captivation in the hearts, emotion, and arousal of the most people on this site, and throughout the world. The most storied contest in Foot Fetish Hollywood next year when the National Femme Fashionistas return for its third season on February 9, 2010, and it will run until July 3, when the World's Sexiest Feet is crowned.
Before that happens, though, I want to tell everyone that because of the great turnouts my contest had, I have decided to throw a mini celeb tournament that will happen sometime next week. Unlike my contest that features women who are famous in the present time, this one will cater special thanks to those who were in their primes during the 1930s - the 1970s. To help bring back memories and moments, this contest will help bring forth the appeals that made them prominent sex symbols of generations past. National Femme Fashionistas will present The Vintage Edition starting next week hosted by Dougiezerts. I'm sure these women still mean something to everyone in some way. The love they gave us will be returned.
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And now, your host for this evening. The Commissioner of the National Femme Fashionistas .... NATIONAL!
Thank You very much!
In this special press conference, I will unveil FOUR women who will partake in next year's installment for the first time. But I unveil them, let me remind the folks who the twelve of the sixteen ladies who will return for next year. They are:
American Female Class --
Adriana Lima Carmen Electra Eva Longoria Jessica Alba Kim Kardashian Maria Menounos
National Female Class --
Eva Mendes Kate Beckinsale Lindsay Lohan Paris Hilton Scarlett Johansson
There's one girl from the NFC who I left out, and I'll get to her in a few moments. But first, here are a few clips I would like to share with everyone. These clips are from some of the ladies who will return. These will give you a snippet of the suspense these women will entertain you through when it comes time to cast your votes for World's Sexiest Feet next year.
The first two gives you an idea of what goes on before the matches are posted each week. Paparazzi & Fan Access.
Kim Kardashian -- American Female Class Wild Card http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HboA_dfSgxo -- These next few are clips that did not take place before the events, but they're worth showing.
And now, for the lady who I left out earlier. This woman has captivated the masses of monumental proportions. She entered the contest this year for the first time and became the most potent demonstration of what an ultimate Symbol of Sex can do when paired up against other women who are hot in their own rights. Every week, she averaged more votes than the other 31 women in the contest. And she pretty much demolished them. With regularity. She was the most talked about celeb in the contest, whether they loved her or hated her. She was in every media outlet on land. So much so that several of male-centric websites imposed a ban on her for one day. Why? Apparently, she was so hot that she was "wearing out their welcome". AskMen.com's Editor-in-Chief James Bassil said, "You can have too much of a good thing. We're joining in the media blackout and giving our readers a one-day reprieve from the woman we've been drowning in all summer." Eric Rogell of TheBachelorGuy.com wanted to shine the spotlight on a different young starlet, at least for a brief moment - but still admitted Megan has done wonders for his company. "Listen, we love Megan. She's responsible for driving more eyeballs to our sites -- just by getting photographed walking down the street in a white T-shirt -- than any other celeb alive. It's time to give another young actress a shot at the attention. We're taking a one-day break from covering Megan's latest nail polish color and instead promoting another 'Next Big Thing.'"
All of that attention had already carried over into my contest where she became the center of focus by a wide margin over the next-most mention celeb in the contest. All of this amounted to her going on a campaign where she became the first celeb to complete the entire season undefeated, en route of wearing the most coveted prize in the game -- The Salvatore Ferragamo and the title of World's Sexiest Feet.
In terms of people with highly appropriate names, actress Megan Fox ranks right up there with the best of them. Because she really does look like a Megan. Before she comes out, here are a couple of posters she has in promoting her next movie, Jennifer's Body, which comes out next week.
Here is a clip of Megan Fox when she guest starred in the show Two and a Half Men. It's VERY funny. It's great all around, but at 2:17 into the clip is where my attention was caught.
**A four-minute standing ovation as Megan Fox steps on the podium to deliver a speech.**
"Oh, man, WOW! This is real exciting stuff, and the gratitude and gracious love and support from the fans are the stuff that accomplishments and dreams are made of. I will have to be honest with you guys. I remember the day when National called me and offered me a spot to take part in his contest. At first, I thought it was some prank because I did not think that men gave a fuck about appreciating women's as a source of illicit enticement. I took my feet for granted. When National called me, he gave me a sense of understanding and comfort that this contest is the way to go. Being that I was deemed the hottest bitch on the planet, I felt I had nothing to lose and a lot more to gain because if I can convince foot fetishists that mine are the best ever, then I can win just about any audience. Because of National, I have taken foot appreciation as an essential part of keeping my sex appeal alive. Because of the fans who voted for me as World's Sexiest, I feel like I can do anything. Winning this contest was the most rewarding moment of my life, I swear, because the feet are quite under-appreciated or underrated. But that's okay, folks. I would not want it any other way because this contest is where the real love lies. For the masses, I'll go to Maxim and FHM, GQ, and what have you. For our secret society, for the inner-most recesses of our focus, I'll go here -- in the National Femme Fashionistas.
"I swear, I fucking LOVE this shit! The Fashionistas belongs exclusively to me, and I belong exclusively to this contest. In fact, I want to MARRY this contest because I have found a new home here, and I owe a WORLD of thanks and lust to National for putting this together and having me take part in this. And my for my fans: if you thought last year was something, just imagine the 90 percent of me that I haven't used yet. If you thought last year was something, next year I'm fucking your brains in! For my haters: same shit.
"For those who I have yet to appeal to: I apologize. For next year's contest, it will NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
"Before I go, let me show everyone what I mean when I said that I want to marry the National Femme Fashionistas. It has no sound, but the message is quite clear: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUdacbqEHbI
"I'm Megan Fox -- I am what was then, I was what will be. Thank You very much, and I love you ALL."
**Another standing ovation as Megan exits the stage.**
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I think that speech will go down in Fashionistas history as one of the greatest given ever.
And now the women who I will introduce for next year's event. First, here is the list of the women who I already announced as joining the original list of women you saw at the top of this post. They are:
Marisa Miller -- The OFFICIAL Symbol of the AFC Miranda Kerr Angelina Jolie Eliza Dushku Olivia Wilde
Now for the four girls who I will unveil. Will it be Kristen Bell? Yeah, right. Don't be obtuse. Emma Watson? Not in seven million years. Alicia Keys? No, no, no, no, NOOOOOO. How about ... Anne Hathaway? There's a better chance I'll live to be 200 than to put that girl in. When I see Anne Hathaway's face, it bares a striking resemblance to Pee Wee Herman. They must be related.
Who are they? Here they are:
Hip-hop singer, songwriter and actress, she may seem tough. But underneath that hard-edged exterior, there’s a kid just trying to get incorporated. Here is Stacy Ferguson. A.K.A Fergie
The next girl is one of the millions of unknown up-and-coming Hollywood leading ladies that have yet to be popularized. There is not arguing that this girl is HOT! The National Femme Fashionistas will help her become a household name in the foot fetish community. Here is 90210's Annalynne McCord.
This reality show personality has made her name in Hollywood as a costar of the MTV reality program The Hills. Her talent in acting is far above her castmates in reality, as it differs from script she has an ability to bring happiness and charm to all those whom cross her path, she stands on firm foundation as many would crumble if being under constant attack from sick people trying to bring her down. She is a rare beauty with class and determination to fulfill her dreams.
But having said that, Kim Kardashian has to deal with Carmen Electra was her biggest rival. The girl who I'm about to announce has specific place of bringing down Kardashian, too (I'm not making this up). She is trying to work a deal to have her own reality show that will have her family members in it. All in an attempt to draw more viewers than any of the Kardashian sisters. Who can blame her? Here is Audrina Patridge.
Here's an actual quote from the last girl who I will introduce:
"I say what I think. I'm a real person, not some manufactured pop tart who's afraid to step out of the hotel room. I am flawed. I swear, I have the occasional cocktail, I pick my nose and I fart. I'm not running for any presidential campaign at the moment. I'm a sassy girl."
I have had members of this forum sent me private messages telling me who they will love to see for next year's contest. Of all the *new* girls who you people want to see for next year, this name came up more often than ANY other celeb (32.3%). Their reasons relate to the quote I just highlighted. She is the People's Choice as to who they want to see, and the Fashionistas will be the One and Prominent place where you will see her appreciated more than any other foot celeb contest. Perhaps the voters will make her the first singer to win World's Sexiest Feet. Here is Katy Perry.
Here is the most kick-ass live performance she will perform for all of us. This is one of the two songs that has made her as famous as she is today. Here she is in "I Kissed a Girl"
Throughout the course of the contest, there will be a LOT of pictures that I will have for each girl. That was just a preview. These will be the LAST girls who I will unveil for next year's contest. Again, here's the list we have so far:
American Female Class --
Carmen Electra -- Defending American Female Class Champion Adriana Lima Eva Longoria Jessica Alba Kim Kardashian Maria Menounos
National Female Class --
Megan Fox -- World's Sexiest Feet Eva Mendes Kate Beckinsale Lindsay Lohan Paris Hilton Scarlett Johansson --
Marisa Miller -- The OFFICIAL Symbol of the AFC Miranda Kerr Angelina Jolie Eliza Dushku Olivia Wilde Fergie Annalynne McCord Audrina Patridge Katy Perry
To learn who the remaining 11 girls are, tune in on February 9, 2010 when the Fashionistas return for its third season. Until then, make sure you cast your votes next week when the Vintage Edition is set up. Hollywood's allure of yesteryear will grace us once again.
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Megan Fox is with us backstage with her thoughts on the new additions and Katy Perry's performance:
"The Fashionistas is MY fucking contest. I'm going to marry this contest and I'll be damn if another girl takes that opportunity away from me. I like a lot of these girls, actually. Fergie, in particular because she's my friend. I don't know what Katy Perry is thinking, trying to steal my thunder with the speech and wedding clip I provided. But that's cool, though. Entertainment is always good, but she (along with each other girl) is going to play by MY rules.
"I can't wait. Until then, I've got the rest of the year to show the world why I have the sexiest feet."
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And that concludes our press conference.
The preceding has been a special presentation of the National Femme Fashionistas
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WOW, Katy Perry? Fucking awesome! All I can say is, "Avril Lavigne ... eat your fucking heart out!" This Katy girl is so much better than that waste called Avril. Lavigne is too bland for me. I'm not sure what it is. It's that there's nothing to her that makes me want to do freaky stuff with. I'm glad National did not announce that piece of dirt. And I hope that she is not one of the 11 remaining girls who he is thinking about putting in the game. If you look at the list of girls already, you'll see that there's no room for someone like Lavigne. Instead, National does many steps better by giving us Katy Parry. That's someone who knows how to make business happen. I bet Katy would've won more matches than Avril anyway. When I say more matches, I don't mean by a margin of one. I'm talking about 5 wins, at least.
You continue to impress, National. The quality of these women and the potential of how they'll do next year seems to get better and better by the year. And this past season, you had a pretty packed group of women. I was very interested to see who you had in store that will top that group, and already I'm loving this. I love all the pictures you have of the girls you announced. Annalynne McCord is so fucking hot. And Audrina Patridge? Are you kidding me? That girl is fucking SMOKIN'. I don't know how a guy is going to look at her pictures and think she won't have an impact on this contest. And this picture: http://img175.imageshack.us/i/audrinapatridgebikinispzj1.jpg/ is off the fucking charts. This is shaping up to be BETTER than the season that just passed. And Stacy is still Fergalicious. With all these girls, it's very hard to see how all of this is going to play out. Something is going to give because a contest that's THIS steep in hot and popular women, every match should be fantastic and a dream come true for everyone who votes in it.
You know what this reminds me of? The NFL Draft. This contest is set up just like the NFL in terms of who is going to face who. This whole thing with National announcing the names is like the commissioner (in our case, National) shaking hands with those who are just drafted and posing for a photo opt.
Going back to Katy Perry for a second. That live performance was kick-ass. Great music to get people in the mood of what next year is going to be like. I can imagine Megan Fox sitting somewhere in those seats, just staring at her. I don't think she was dancing to the tune the way those girls on stage were. Instead she was just staring at her. I especially loved it when Katy was shouting and screaming when she performed that song. That's the twisted essence of Female, those screams. I loved it!
Speaking of Megan, I cannot leave this post without giving mention her. That girl is so hot, you can burn your tongue just by talking about her. She has the hottest feet in the world, I don't give a fuck what anyone says. National's contest proved it, the masses voted, and those who didn't vote have no right whatsoever to say a fucking word because there were other hot women in the contest who you could've voted for to beat Megan. Since you didn't vote, you don't have a voice. Therefore, what you have to say about what happened this past season is insignificant. Only those who have voted can say something. National is giving the whole world a chance again next year. That's your chance to give someone else the title if you're not a big fan of hers.
On second thought, if you heard Megan's speech (I know it was fictitious, but I have to be a good spirit and play along here), she said she'll win your votes, too. WOW! Wasn't that some speech, or what? She is set out to break her own records.
That was a great press conference, National. That clip of Megan Fox where she's trying on those shoes in a hurry was damn hot and funny, as well. I liked how the clip went in reverse to catch that shoe thing. That was hilarious, and done in great taste. That other Megan clip was funny.
Great pictures (as always) and great laughs to go with great music. Everything rolled into one. Great job, man, and I'm looking forward to the thing next year.
This new, vintage, contest should be something worth trying out, too. I'm looking forward to that, as well.
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Great press conference. This contest is going to rise to a new status in terms of popularity and how hot the women get. I, too, am against Avril Lavigne and agree with Duffy that Katy Perry is a very popular choice. I don't think it can be a complete foot fetish contest had she not been in it. And that's not to take anything away from the women who are returning, especially since Jessica Alba is my favorite. I felt strongly that it should've been Alba vs. Fox in the Finals.
As hot as these new additions are, I don't see how any of them are gonna put a stop to Megan Fox. No matter how National organizes the tournament, Megan Fox has an extreme chance of winning it all. The only ones who poses the best threats to her are those who are returning from the American Female Class. But these new additions are hot enough to change the dynamics of how the field is going to play out. I'm pretty certain that not all of the girls who made the playoffs last year are going to be the same group who will make the postseason next year. These new girls are going to have their say in this contest.
I REALLY love those clips. Especially the first two. It's cool to think that that's what really happens at the Fashionistas before each and every week throughout the regular season and playoffs. But that Kim Kardashian clip was AWESOME! There was no music playing in the backround of that clip, leaving the viewers to just listen to the actual sounds of what goes on outside. Kim Kardashian dangling her shoes the way she did was done in excellent taste. This is what foot fetish Hollywood is all about. I watched that clip a few times and I won't ever get tired of it. That should make Kim a favorite (once again) to win the AFC.
Jessica Alba's clip was gorgeous. I loved how she took off her clothes and how she turned the knob with her sexy feet. If she told to come over to her house the way she did in that clip, I'm there before she can put a period to end that sentence.
Even though I would pick Alba over Megan Fox, I cannot deny hot hot that girl is, too. Reading that make-believe speech from her, certainly gives people something to look forward to. And if she's serious about marrying the Fashionistas, then Megan Fox is going to be the most feared vixen in the history of foot fetish competitions.
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Just want to let you know that my Famous Women of the Past league will start this tuesday. It was due to start last tuesday, but my computer went down! It's back up again, I'm glad to say.
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I was one of those who suggested Katy Perry to National. What a reward it is to have those wishes come true. It also goes to show how popular she is when she's the most requested girl to be a brand new addition to the game. I guess you can call her the "People's Choice" being that the majority wants her to join the veterans of the game. And those Katy Perry pictures were fantastic. Thanks for giving us a taste of what's to come next year. That live performance she put on shows that she's ready to rock the house down.
quote:Originally posted by Duffy: I especially loved it when Katy was shouting and screaming when she performed that song. That's the twisted essence of Female, those screams. I loved it!
I loved those parts, too. That's what made that live performance as good as it was.
Fergie was a great choice, too. It's be interesting to see what she'll be up to when the tournament comes back. But this picture really caught my attention
HOLY SHIT! I can't wait for this game to come back so that I can look at all the hottest pictures from the hottest chicks under one roof. That Fergie pic should get everyone's attention.
I'm a bit surprised, though, that Carmen Electra wasn't mentioned throughout the post. I guess she decided to keep a low profile since she didn't win the whole thing. Even though I like Katy Perry, my favorite of all time is Carmen Electra. I expect her (and the voters) to extract revenge on Megan, should they ever meet again.
quote:Originally posted by foot_fashion_industry: I REALLY love those clips. Especially the first two. It's cool to think that that's what really happens at the Fashionistas before each and every week throughout the regular season and playoffs. But that Kim Kardashian clip was AWESOME! There was no music playing in the backround of that clip, leaving the viewers to just listen to the actual sounds of what goes on outside. Kim Kardashian dangling her shoes the way she did was done in excellent taste. This is what foot fetish Hollywood is all about. I watched that clip a few times and I won't ever get tired of it. That should make Kim a favorite (once again) to win the AFC.
I'm pretty sure Kardashain fans are pissed off that she lost in the quarter-finals to Carmen. That clip was excellent, and I expect for that feud to be even MORE intense next year. The girls who will return will be in the same division of the same class as they were in the season before. That means Carmen and Kim will slug it out again in the same division. That proved to be (and it will continue to be) to most intense rivalry in all of foot fetish contests, and the Fashionistas struck gold in so many ways. That rivalry was one of the ways it struck rich. Who better but those two to battle for the same playoff spot year after year? Speaking of rivalry,
quote:Originally posted by National: But having said that, Kim Kardashian has to deal with Carmen Electra was her biggest rival. The girl who I'm about to announce has specific place of bringing down Kardashian, too (I'm not making this up). She is trying to work a deal to have her own reality show that will have her family members in it. All in an attempt to draw more viewers than any of the Kardashian sisters. Who can blame her? Here is Audrina Patridge.
Business is going to pick up because Audrina is going to be in it. If this reality show thing goes through and becomes a success in the ratings, that new rivalry will certainly carry over into the Fashionistas. Another reason how this contest has struck gold! I hope Audrina can keep Kim distracted while Carmen eases her way to a third straight division title. Audrina is HOT and she is trouble for anyone who gets in her way.
Overall, I really enjoyed the post, National. You really care about making this THE celebrity contest that's the be all and end all of all debates. This game is the Professional Leagues and no substitute should be accepted. Thanks for having the drive to entertain all of us, man!
And I'm interesting in seeing how this "vintage" contest is going to pan out. I hope Monroe will be in it.
Carmen Electra Lives On!
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Wow! What an explosive press conference. Some very interesting new additions, especially Katy Perry and Audrina Patridge who are very big in the hollywood spotlight these days. Perry will be dangerous because her feet are sexy as hell and she's got an awesome attitude. She just seems like a really cool chick who likes to show off her feet which is a great combination for success in this contest.
Patridge is another hottie with great feet and while she may not be as sexy as say a Megan Fox, she's a gossip queen who's always in the news and putting herself out there. She is hot and her feet are great and her bad girl persona and outspoken ways may help her in this contest. We saw how far it got Paris Hilton last season, and if that type of persona wins votes, then I'd look for Patridge to make an impact.
Annalynne McCord could be a solid dark horse. She's not all that well known yet but if this new Season of 90210 takes off like the original series did, by the time the contest rolls around she could be the new big thing. There's no question she's sexy enough to hang with the field in this contest. The jury is still out for me on her feet as she played it concervitive by offering up only a toe peak in the picture provided and everything looked great. Her tootsies will be tested from all angles during a full season in the Fashionistas, but she's already proven she's a real hottie and I definatly liked what I saw with the toe peak she provided.
I think Fergie is in over her head. I'm not much of a fan of hers, but all the power to her for making the cut. She's got a great body but her feet are a little big for my liking and she's a total butterface. Against your average everyday girl she might be tough but I think she'll find herself in deep trouble in this field and she could be in for a long season. Regardless, congratulations to her because when it comes to competeing in the pinnicale of foot fetish fantasy, it's an honor for most of these girls just to be nominated.
One woman who that doesn't apply to anymore is our champion Megan Fox. Nominations do nothing for Megan Fox, the undefeated, undisputed champion thrives on Domination and I think based on her comments during her speech she plans on Dominating the field once again and will do just that. Katy Perry will make an impact and there's a good chance some of the new arrivals will make the playoffs and have impressive seasons but I don't see any of em being able to stop Megan Fox.
The only thing said in the press conference I disagreed with was this quote by National
quote:Originally posted by National: Emma Watson? Not in seven million years.
I think Watson would make a bigger impact than any of these 4 girls added. That girl has grown into a very beautiful woman and if you've ever looked at her feet, they're ABSOLUTELY Gorgeous! Like completely FLAWLESS!!! She would definatly make a big impact in the tournament. I think she'd be a lock for the playoffs and could potentially go deep into the playoffs. I don't think she'd take Megan though, mainly because when it's all on the line in the big matchups like semi finals or finals, Raw Sex Appeal usually wins out over Girl Next Door type Natural Beauty. We've seen Kate Beckinsale and Scarlett Johannson go along way on natural beauty and increadable feet but it's the Carmen Electra's and Megan Fox's who just ooze a Goddess like Sex Appeal who've gone all the way and become champion. I'm not sure Watson has that type of sex appeal, in fact I don't think she does yet, however she's a very beautiful lady and her feet are perfect. If she distanced herself from the Potter series and did a movie like Basic Instinct or something, I think she could very easily create a new persona that would change the good girl perception people have of her right now. That being said, there's still another Potter or two in the works so it may take her a few more years to get to that next level where she'd be championsip ready. I'd take the under on 7 million however.
quote:Originally posted by Drunk_24-7: I think Watson would make a bigger impact than any of these 4 girls added.
I want to see what National has to say about this, but I agree with him when he put down Emma Watson and the other girls who he put down. That thing he said about Anne Hathaway was priceless and funny. But going back to Watson, I will bet a LOT of money that Emma would not make a bigger impact than ANY of the four girls he just added. Let's look at them: Audrina Patridge? No way. Audrina is SO much hotter than Watson. I've seen Watson's pictures. Her best picture cannot beat Audrina's worst. Audrina IS going to make an impact. In fact, she's better than Paris Hilton. I expect her to win more matches than Hilton. Other than being on gossip magazines, that's where the comparisons end. Her feet are incredibly hotter than Watson's. I just cannot see how Emma will have a bigger impact than Patridge.
Annalyne McCord? She's like a Maria Menounos, who was not that familiar to a lot of people season started back in February. What I mean is that if National did not hype her up and just threw her in the contest, I don't think a lot of people would know who she is. I think National is doing McCord a favor by hyping her up before the season starts in hopes that she gets a jump start. She, too, is SO much hotter than Emma Watson. I don't think you saw the portrait that National showed http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/20/AnnaLynne_McCord_2009.jpg . C'mon, are you kidding me? She's fucking sweet and gorgeous, and just plain smokin'. Just the portrait should tell you that she has a million more things going on than Emma. There's not a picture out there of Watson that can beat that one picture National provided.
Fergie? I like her feet, just like I do the rest of her. Making the playoffs? I'm doubtful, but I'm even MORE doubtful that Watson would do any better than Fergie.
Katy Perry? Why should I even compare her to Emma? I've wasted my time talking about Watson because she is very boring.
Look, if Emma Watson was put in the same division as Katy Perry, Annalynne McCord, and Audrina Patridge (I really, REALLY think you should look at her pictures again), there's NO WAY she's gonna win that division. If she can't control them, then she has no shot against girls like Beckinsale and Johansson. And if Watson can't deal with them, then you know she can't take on Kim Kardashian, Alba, Electra, and (of course) Fox.
No matter how you slice it, Emma does not fit. Neither does Avril Lavigne.
I cannot believe you said that she can do better than ANY of the girls National added.
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For Drunk24_7, I feel real bummed out that you feel that way about what I said about Emma. I hope you like the clips I provided, especially the ones of Megan Fox and that one of Kim Kardashian. I was really looking forward you what you had to say about the conference, but I guess it was anti-climatic for you when when you read that thing about Emma. However, my tastes does not agree with Emma to the point where she's ignored for Fashionistas' standards.
I have to agree with everything Duffy said in his last post. I stand by what I said about Emma Watson. I want women who will can make this contest as competitive as possible. I want women who can give anyone else a challenge. Emma Watson does not fit into those categories for me. The four newest girls I just unveiled can deliver the goods, Fergie included. I'm not a fan of her music. I mean her songs are catchy, but I've had a hard time getting into the groove. Aside from her music, I think she will make an excellent fit. Watson has no personality, her feet are decent, but neither she or her feet are the stuff dreams are made of. Most of the ladies in my contest are those who I like, while there are those few who I don't like, but I put in there anyway because I feel that a lot of others would. Emma Watson does not register for me. I am convinced that she will not generate enough votes to even be a factor for a wild card. Let's go over the list once again:
American Female Class --
Carmen Electra -- Defending American Female Class Champion Adriana Lima Eva Longoria Jessica Alba Kim Kardashian Maria Menounos
National Female Class --
Megan Fox -- World's Sexiest Feet Eva Mendes Kate Beckinsale Lindsay Lohan Paris Hilton Scarlett Johansson --
Marisa Miller -- The OFFICIAL Symbol of the AFC Miranda Kerr Angelina Jolie Eliza Dushku Olivia Wilde Fergie Annalynne McCord Audrina Patridge Katy Perry
I don't see how it's possible how she can make the playoffs if she has to contend with that list. I'll take what Duffy said a step further. If I were to pull out three of those names out of a shoebox in random order and placed them in the same division with Emma Watson, those women will eat Watson for lunch. The number of matches you think Fergie will win, I think Emma will finish the season with at least two wins fewer.
Perhaps I was a bit harsh on the seven million years thing. I just think it's highly improbable that she'll ever compete for the chance to win the richest prize in the game, the Salvatore Ferragamo. To be a Fashionista, a girl has to "WOW" me. Emma doesn't excite me like that.
Johansson and Beckinsale are light years ahead of Watson. Scarlett and Kate exemplify class and and what it means to be glorious. But, unlike Watson, Kate and Johansson are also very sexy. Though both have lost to Megan Fox, they still can compete against girls like her and be consistent winner season after season.
I really think that Watson would win no more than three (MAYBE four) matches against this group of hotties. Actually, I don't think she can win more than one match. The only girl who she can possibly beat is Paris Hilton. Other than her, Watson would embarrass me in front of the world by not winning more than one match.
With McCord, every year I want to put someone in the contest who a lot of people are not familiar with. The first season, that was Myra Veronica (I've heard of the lady very few times, though I had no idea what she was famous for). This past season was Maria Menounos (though I knew who she was long before then). This time, that girl is McCord. Every year it's going to be somebody new who the majority has not gotten familiar with. She's less known than Watson, but she will leave a much bigger impression than what Emma can dream to deliver.
And besides, that girl went on record to say that she's "a bit" of a feminist. A bit? No, she's a feminist, period. If she's not full fledged now, she will be in a few years time.
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Understand that I'm not yelling or being a jackass or antagonistic towards you. I'm actually glad you spoke out and challenged something I said. I feel like NFL commissioner Roger Goodell when he has to come out and defend something he said or a rule he enacted. I give you a lot of points for challenging me on that Emma Watson rule, but I'm going to stand firm on this.
P.S. I have not forgotten about the girl who you suggested in that private message you sent me back in late June. I can't promise you her, but she's certainly towards the top of that list of women who are under consideration. She's definitely someone who can compete with these girls. First, I have to consider other women who were not mentioned as much as Katy Perry and see if I'm overlooking someone.
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One more thing on this Emma thing before it gets old: To say that she's a lock to make the playoffs is a mockery. Let's go over the list of women and you tell me if she's a lock to make the playoffs. As you know, National said countless of times that the girls who return will be back in the same division of the same class as they were in the year prior. Sixteen girls will return from last year, twelve that made the playoffs and four others who he feels deserves another chance at glory.
So if Emma Watson is put in the same group as Carmen Electra, Kim Kardashian, and Charlize Theron (IF she returns), you mean to tell me that Watson is going to come out on top of THAT division? A little girl like her has no business in the same company as those three established Goddesses. Watson will finish in last place of that group. So much for her being a lock, right?
Another division: Any combination of two new girls AND Jessica Alba. Emma is gonna win that division? No.
Emma is not gonna beat Menounos, I'm sorry. Add her to whoever is gonna be in there and Emma finishes last place.
You've got Lima, Longoria and (maybe) Jennifer Aniston. Again, Emma has no shot.
In the NFC, Emma cannot hang with Scarlett Johansson and Kate Beckinsale.
That Paris division is the only group where Emma can finish as high as third place.
How about Lindsay Lohan and Megan Fox? Lindsay Lohan and MEGA Fox. Nothing more needs to be said there.
And how about that division of Eva Mendes, Hudgens, and McPhee? You think Emma Watson can come out on top of that group?
Watson will not win any division, nor will she be in any wild card hunt because every other girl in the contest will be that much more hot.
And let's not forget about the remaining 11 girls who National has NOT mentioned. Four of those will return from last year, the other seven will be brand new. Only he has the best idea as to who they will be. I bet all of them are better than Emma Watson.
Emma is no lock to make the playoffs. Maybe in some other lame-ass contest where the other girls are Fran Drescher, Wendy Williams, and Janet Jackson. The Fashionistas will not have any of that.
Other than that Emma Watson comment, I agreed with absolutely EVERYTHING you said about that press conference. And I bet we're not going to disagree on a lot of things when the season begins because the girls will be hot and I will not blame you if we pick different girls on any match.
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I didn't say she'd win a division, I said I figured she'd be a lock to make the playoffs. After reading your posts as well as National's I'm definatly not so sure she'd be a lock anymore. Alot of it would depend on where she's placed, but I do think she could very well make the playoffs. That being said, all this is my own personal opinion. I figured Shakira would make the playoffs last year and be amoung the top seeds and she was shredded week in and week out by the likes of Paris Hilton, so I'm just one opinion amoung many in the tournament and perhaps not many others are as impressed as I am with Watson. In fact I myself was never impressed with her right up until shortly before the last Potter movie's release Lord Lucian posted a few amazing shots of her in the Celebirty forum and she really shocked me with how beautiful she was and how perfect her feet were. Prior to those postings I always just thought of her as a little kid, after those posts I thought, Good Lord, did she ever grow up and get hot. It's possible that when I clicked on the thread my expectations were so low that to see her deliver such great pictures sort of distorted and increased my perception of how sexy her feet were.
That's something I certianly didn't consider. While she may be able to deliver a picture or two every few months in the celeb forum that appear very very impressive when you're not used to seeing her look nearly as good prior to those pictures, it might seem more awesome than it actually is. In this contest she's going to have to come up with two, three, four, five or six mind boggling type sexy pictures each and every week just to compete with the hottest girls alive. That may pose problems for her no doubt.
I'm not going to question National's choices any further, nor am I even trying to campeign for Watson's inclusion in the tournament, there's no question all these girls are awesome, and the four new announcements were big, and Perry, Patridge & McCord are definatly impact players. I just disagreed with the Watson comment. I personally would rank Watson's feet about Partige and McCord, neck and neck with Perry's, perhaps slightly ahead of hers and most certianly leaps and bounds ahead of Fergies. That's just my personal opinion. After the review by Duffy and National I probably underestimated how difficult it is to make the playoffs in this enviroment and it certianly would be no cakewalk for Watson or any of the new arrivals. I do think she definatly could make the playoffs depending on her division though and I think she'd do much better than Fergie would.
Based on last years divisions I could see her as runner up to Alba in that division, potentially winning Menounos' division, running up to Lima in her division, potentially winning Mendez's division, Likely winning Hilton's division, running up to Megan in her divison, but placing third in Beckinsales Division and probably 4th in Electra's division. Now next season the field is going to be even tougher, but depending on who she was grouped with, I think she would have a decent shot at the playoffs going off of these pictures...
Now, those are the greatest pictures of her I've ever seen. Those pictures changed me from a non fan of her into a superfan. I'm not sure that she could turn in those quality of pics each and every week and she may not be ready for the big time just yet. However I do believe after seeing those pics that on her worst day she's much hotter than Fergie on her best day. Again just my opinion. Overall I was very impressed with the press conference, the pictures and videos were great, I just had to stick up for Watson there because in my opinion her feet are just as hot as anyone who was announced as new arrivals to the contest on Saturday and they're far superior to one of those enterants (Fergie) as far as I'm concerned. You gotta love this contest though, big debates on the go in mid september on who's in, who's out, and what's happening in the Fashionistas world 5 months outside of opening week.
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Wow. What's this? The Emma Watson Aftershow? This is Megan Fox's show, damn it! I don't agree with the idea of putting Emma in. I'm a bit offended that someone like her can be brought into this conversation. What does Emma have to do with any of this? On a scale of 1-10, I'll give her a six -- just like her age. To even suggest that this girl can place second in this division and second in that division, I think, shows a complete disregard for the quality of hotties that National wants to show the world. Watson will be the one and only circus act in there. Watson is so PLAIN. She has NO sex appeal, she's just a small troll who probably eats asparagus for dinner.
How is one supposed to look at that list of women who will be in next year's contest and think that she can dance with ANY of them? I'm glad National did not follow the rest of the pack and think that Watson is some big deal. She's not. There are opinions and then there are those who are just too obvious that she does not belong in the "Madison Square Garden" of foot fetish celebrity events.
Audrina is WAAAAAYYYYY hotter than Emma, no matter what part of the body we're talking about. WAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY hotter than Emma. I saw her pictures. Since people here like to highlight National's pictures, I want to highlight one of my own: www.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Audrina-Patridge/Audrina-Patridge-1295956.jpg
Excuse me, how is Emma better than THAT? Judging from the comments so far, I'm in the agreement that Audrina is going to be the new girl on FIRE next year. She's my favorite of the new additions, along with Katy Perry. McCord is a CLOSE third, Fergie is last. But I feel that Fergie is better than Emma, too. That's my order only from the ones National has announced over the weekend. Clearly, this is the BEST group of women that ANY celebrity contest will assemble and I have no idea how National is going to top this when he finally reveals the rest of the field when February comes around. What else does he have in store for us? Because with this list as it is right now, I'm ready to go.
But like I said, this is MEGAN's show. When I saw that clip where she demonstrates of how she wants to marry the contest, I believed it! I think the NFC belongs to her. There is no girl, new or veteran, who can take that claim away from her. Any girl who wins the AFC title will be the ONLY threat to Megan Fox. But Megan will take care of her, too. I believe that Megan Fox is in a league of her own. Really. In terms of hottness, Megan is at 100, while Emma is no where near 20.
What National is trying to tell everyone is that he wants girls who can grab your cock for attention and just WOW you, like he said. Emma Watson is no attention grabber. Let me show you that Audrina picture again: www.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Audrina-Patridge/Audrina-Patridge-1295956.jpg that is what attention is about. That's a fucking sex siren, just like Megan Fox, Annalynne McCord, Katy Perry, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Carmen Electra. It seems like everyone is agreeing with Duffy here. I can't help but to think he's right when he says that Watson will finish last in every division. To say that Emma is going to finish second in a lot of these divisions disses the women and the prestige that this legacy wants to continue.
There's no question that if National were to put her in the contest, I will be ANYTHING that all of her opponents will have her face be as flat as a wall. I think she will place last in Alba's division, last in Menounos' division, last in Carmen's division, last in Lima's division, last in Beckinsale's division, last in Hilton's division (speaking of that division, I don't see Hilton winning that division EVER again. That division is going to somebody else), DEFINITELY last in Megan's division (which means Lindsay will do MUCH better than Emma would), and last in Mendes' division. With Hudgens and/or McPhee back in the mix, Emma would be carrying their books around the school for them.
Emma is plain, she has nothing to offer, she has no sex appeal, she not funny, she does not look as good as Megan Fox when she wakes up in the morning, she's a little munchkin, I'd rather see Jordin Sparks in there.
The most I can say about Emma is that she's someone who's just there, being boring. I bet Emma's doing something right now that's not even remotely sexy while all the other girls who National mentioned for next year's contest are.
National wants women who will grab you by the cock for your attention and dares you to do something nasty or naughty to them (like Megan, Audrina, McCord, Katy, Miller, Carmen, Alba, and everyone else). Emma is using a coloring book to amuse herself.
Thank you, National for not falling for this trick, and thank you for keeping Emma out of this contest. Now we can all move on and talk about other women, like Megan Fox. After all, this is HER show.
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While I agree with absolutely everything Duffy and 18th Floor said, I just would like for this Emma Watson talk to stop. Yes, I'm tired of her and I think her best pictures are not better than Audrina Partidge's worse (or any other girl who I listed for next year). Yes, I think she will come in last place in any division I would place her in and that she's extremely vanilla -- unexciting, more normal than normal itself, conventional, boring. The opposite of kinky, and whatever word can be associated with the definition of boring. The same thing can be said about her feet.
But the drunk guy was not looking *start* any fights or looking to *start* any arguments (though I'm pretty sure he wouldn't care engaging in arguments with anyone once in a while). Watson is something Drunk and I are not going to see eye to eye on, but that's okay. That's the beauty of this contest when we express different tastes in women and I would like that type of discussion. But this Emma Watson thing has clearly taken the focus away from what the original post of this topic was about. It was about the celebration of the continued growth and popularity of the best celeb contest in the world.
If you want to talk about Watson, talk about her when the regular season returns in Feb. But for now, I want for us to talk about the women who are listed for next year, otherwise this topic is going to get extremely off-topic about someone who will never be in this contest.
If we want to have disagreements on any woman, let it about the ones I listed for next year. Bring the arguments and praise back to what the original post of this topic was. Bring it back to Megan Fox or anyone else who will be in next year's contest (like the Audrina Partidge, Katy Perry, Marisa Miller & Co.). This has become a side-freak show that went off the focus that I wanted all of us to participate in.
I'm glad to see that there are people who are just as adamant about Emma's ban from the Fashionistas as I am. And I'm pretty sure that someone other than Drunk likes her. I'm afraid that this is getting out of hand before the season starts about someone who will have nothing to do with the game. If we want to talk about Emma (or any other celeb) wait till the regular season. In the regular season, I will not care at all how intense the argument gets.
So like I said, if we want to argue NOW, let it be about someone who will actually be in next year's contest and let's bring this topic back to focus.
--National.
P.S. If everything goes according to plan, the Vintage Edition of the Fashionistas will be posted sometime tonight by Dougiezerts. A contest in where we celebrate the women who meant so much to so many over the last century, women who were in their prime before 1980.
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You're right. That press conference was incredible and the focus should not be taken away from how the event went.
I did love every aspect of the original post. One thing I kept playing over and over again was that Katy Perry live performance. That Kim clip is what makes a celebrity topic what it's supposed to be: a celebrity topic, true to its form. I also REALLY love Maria Menounos. Her clip gave attention to her feet and I love the fact that whoever held that camera took us into consideration. Going back to that Kim clip, there was a comment on it that made me laugh. If you look at the clip, you'll see a woman in the backround holding papers, looking at Kim dangling her shoes. I guess she was taking mental notes on how to be a sex symbol. National said that those clips took place before the matches took place. I like playing along with this role playing. That Kim clip, in particular, gives us raw footage (no pun intended) of what goes on that the fans on TV don't get to see. Amateur clips are always valuable assets. But that lady in the backround looking at Kim's feet, makes that clip funny, in a sense. Here it is again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HboA_dfSgxo
The pictures provided are are top-class. My god, Audrina Patridge means business. Annalynne McCord's pictures are just jaw-dropping. That portrait gives us an indication of how hot National is going to make her look and I am sure that we are in good hands when National promises that he is going to take care of her in ways other contests are gonna fail. It'll just be up to us to determine how far she's gonna go. Annalynne has found herself a permanent home in the Fashionistas, just like Megan Fox, Electra and Audrina, Kate, Miller, and the other hot women (which is all of them).
I can't wait for the season to see what kind of pictures McCord is going to produce, along with Menounos, and Megan Fox.
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Wait a second. I was just talking about Megan Fox and Olivia Wilde in another thread just a few minutes ago. What's this extravaganza that's catching all this huge buzz? What was this contest? All of this looks good and I'm just browsing through this topic. I'm gonna read the whole thing because this sounds like something that I'm gonna get hooked to, as well.
In the meantime, I'm REALLY digging your avatar, National. Megan Fox is hot stuff! Also, National, can you show me a previous example of what this contest was all about. I want to get some sort of historical look-through at this.
I'ma get back at this later and comment on it when I read the whole thing. In the meantime, I'll get a look at the Vintage contest that bares the same title.
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quote:Originally posted by DSW: What's this extravaganza that's catching all this huge buzz? What was this contest? All of this looks good and I'm just browsing through this topic. I'm gonna read the whole thing because this sounds like something that I'm gonna get hooked to, as well.
I'll send you a private message with the links directing you to the history of what this contest is and how I organized it and the fun the voters on this forum had.
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