I was in the middle of a one man band session whilst looking at some pictures on here, and all of a sudden I had to stop, and turn away cause I started fantasizing about this 40 year old woman I see at work every other week giving me oral.
Sometimes online content is a distraction--not often though.
Posted by DeuceBigglo (Member # 1326) on :
Nope
Posted by MC Nolan (Member # 20527) on :
Yeah I've had a similar experience with a co-worker (28 years old) with wonderful size 7s.
Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
What's a 'one man band session' ?
Is it this ?
_fjb_
Posted by Tyler D. (Member # 11452) on :
quote:Originally posted by footjoyboy: What's a 'one man band session' ?
Is it this ?
_fjb_
LMAO, that was f'n hilarious! I was taking it literally until you mentioned that and I was thinking WTF?! ...but it all makes sense now
and yes i have done similar during my one man band sessions, LOL and no, i was not playing the flute!
Posted by DancingFool (Member # 3728) on :
Yes, that IS what I meant, as I do not play any instruments except my Johnson--BB King's got his 'Lucille' and I got my 'Johnson'.
By the by, I saw that same woman today at work--she's 45--and I turned into a complete stutterer--I always do that when facing a woman 'I played music for' all weekend.
Posted by conerz (Member # 12451) on :
I have def. had this experience I feel super guilty about crankin it to women i know or have met...Ive accepted that now and then I'll fantasize about a female friend, but sometimes a coworker would show up and Id like freak myself out, haha Feet is even worse, I worked with a 40-something woman once who started showing up to work in sandals...I tried for the longest time not to beat it to her because Id feel awkward the next day, but couldnt help it...
Posted by Bondo (Member # 1403) on :
Why fight yourself?
"Hey, it's the twentieth century. Whatever you can do to have a good time let's get on with it so long as it doesn't cause a murder." -Frank Zappa
Posted by Slavetothehigharche (Member # 24904) on :
I have about my mother in-law, she has the sexiest red polish on all the time flawless .. she has beautiful size 9 feet and the smoothest soles ... I have never massaged or done anything to her feet cause thats just a line that can not be crossed .. but I have taken plenty of candid pictures ...
Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
I have about my mother in-law, .... but I have taken plenty of candid pictures ... Comment by Slaveto...
Can we see 'em ? After all, she's not OUR mother in law. lol
_fjb_
Posted by conerz (Member # 12451) on :
quote:Originally posted by Bondo: Why fight yourself?
"Hey, it's the twentieth century. Whatever you can do to have a good time let's get on with it so long as it doesn't cause a murder." -Frank Zappa
Well man, I just get anxious & feel awkward very easily...and its bad enough, say, Im talking to this particular woman and imagining her feet on my cock, but to talk to her knowin full well I got off to thoughts of shooting it on her feet...I dont know, I guess its not normal but Ive always been kinda shy about sex and so on
Posted by Bondo (Member # 1403) on :
I fantasize about my female co-worker's feet all the time (she has freakin' sexy high arched feet), but it doesn't hinder my ability to hold a normal or professional conversation with her. That's just me though.
Posted by provenLoser (Member # 21637) on :
I do about 100% of my jerking off while thinking about people I know. Who the fuck else would I think about?
It is way better to think about someone that it could actually happen with or someone you can at least in your wildest dreams have a chance of getting with.
Yeah I can't get it up for people I've never met or seen in real life. Except for if I am watching porn of course but even then I'll imagine that I am the dude and I somehow know the woman in the scene....either through work or as a friend or someone i recently met or something.
Posted by spartanguy (Member # 6990) on :
I Whack all the time thinking about a girl I work with. I've seen her feet maybe a dozen times and they are incredible. Size 7-7.5 I'd guess with Gorgeous toes! Her toes are about perfect.
Posted by Toe Sucker II (Member # 1720) on :
yep!
my cousin. *evil laugh*
Posted by Lou Gojira (Member # 983) on :
Hmmm...now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever paddled the pickle while thinking about female coworkers or friends or what have you. I can get turned on looking at them and have some thoughts go through my mind, but when it comes to jerking off I'll either think about the girl in front of me (on the computer, in a movie I'm freeze-framing, in a magazine, etc) or I'll think about totally imaginary dreamgirls that exist only in my head, or in the stories I write, or the drawings I'll sometimes do of them.
I think with me personally, I don't really put a girl I know into a level of fantasy unless I'm actually hooked up with her and dating her...but by then I really wouldn't need to fantasize over her because I could just meet up with her and get on with the actual physical acts. Maybe my line of discernment between fantasy and reality is more entrenched in my mind or something.
Either way it's all good...folks have thoughts all the time and you shouldn't have to feel guilty over thinking about something that turns you on. Co-workers, dreamgirls, friends, internet models, marital family members...who gives a damn? In the end it's just you with yourself in your hand...you're not hurting anybody or breaking any laws...so think whatever the heck you wanna think, and enjoy the fantasy. Posted by DancingFool (Member # 3728) on :
This topic wasnt meant as an inquiry of whether or not you've fantasized about co-workers or real life women---who hasn't done that? My point was that I was in the middle of my 'one hand jive' to some pictures on here, and I HAD TO STOP AND CLOSE MY EYES BECAUSE THE FANTASY IN MY HEAD WAS WAY HOTTER AT THE TIME.
That to me was odd---it doesnt happen to me too often, but when it does, it reminds me of the power of the human mind.
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