There is this female i have a crush on, but she is completely off limits. (Will never leave her current boyfriend) I found myself thinking about her feet, as per usual, and I came to the conclusion that i am not really interested in her, as much as i am interested in her feet. So i guess i don't have a crush on her, i have a crush on her feet.
Anyway, i thought up a hypothetical for myslef and was curious to know what other peoples responses would be like. So without further a due, here it goes.
If you were given the option of doing ONE thing, and only one thing, to _Blank's__________(insert name) feet what would that be.
Think of that person's feet you would like to have. And the options are, that you can ONLY, Touch, smell, taste, or observe closely (not close enough to smell). Feel free to throw in any other single option of an idea you may have.
I would definately choose to smell her feet, and preferably on a random day. Oh how i long for that smell. By the way she has these black flip flops, you know on the cheap side, and she has been wearing those things to death,i would settle for that.I mean just think of this proposition, "hows about i buy you a new pair of shoes in exchange for the ones you have on now?" how could anyone say no to that? but i coulden't do that without things getting weird around that cirle of people.
I guess if i narrow it down even further, i have a crush on the smell of this chicks feet, whatever that may be.
I've done the math, and figured that the chances of me smelling her feet are almost impossible. That means i must grow the balls to bribe her into doing it, ya know everyone has their price.
And remember your options, either one or none
Posted by secksrocks (Member # 30999) on :
If I can do only one thing, I think that would be to take pictures of her feet so I can drool over them whenever I want, hehe. If that's not an option, then I would choose to lick them ( does my nose need to be blocked? )
Posted by nodes (Member # 29542) on :
^ " does my nose need to be blocked?"
Nice try there, trying to slip through the cracks, cant' blame you secksrocks. You would not be able to smell if you choose to taste. ONLY ONE.
Nice idea though on taking those pics, but i know that if i were looking at those pics in the future it would kill me to know that i could have discovered the smell.
Posted by justdaone (Member # 16096) on :
Smell for me because my wife is coming home from work soon. Oh yeah!
Posted by Toetapper (Member # 6473) on :
Assuming that my "one thing" precludes "everything", I'd clamp those arches down tight on the ol' tallywhacker and have at it as if there was no tomorrow (because there would be no "tomorrow").
Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
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does my nose need to be blocked? ![[Woot]](graemlins/woot.gif)