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Posted by Duffy (Member # 33742) on :

Yeah, I read those comments as well.

My question is: What the hell are you guys doing? Shit like this is terrible for business. Like another member said a few times that this contest is recession proof. I have every reason to believe that it's also satisfaction proof. Do you have any idea how serious these allegations are? Like National, I, too, did not think anything "funny" was going on until I read the comments.

There were a few times I voted for Paris. I like her, but not enough to win the division. But at the same time, I am not surprised to see her in front of the other three girls in her group. Did you see her picture this week? How is anyone going to look at that and think that there's something rotten going on? If there's anyone who is going to save this contest it's me. I know that there are others out there who love this contest so much that they want this to return next year and every year thereafter.

The fact that this Paris guy is always in your face, saying out of whack things, is the best reason why anyone is talking about this in the first place. Had it not been for his antics, even if Paris Hilton's record hasn't changed, how quick would it be before anyone would make a big fuss out of this? Not as quick, I can assure you that. This Paris guy has added fuel to your fire of hatred that you have for Hilton herself and now the Drunk guy has lost control of himself. I cannot believe, Drunk man, that you had these feelings for a while. You were a big of fan of this contest as well as anyone else. It really sickens me to hear that you (or anyone else) feels that way. Now National is going to have to worry about if this would do some harm to what he has devoted his time for.

I think you are WAY overreacting. Why? Look at this: Your only complaint is about Paris Hilton. That's it. You (nor anyone else) has EVER made complaints about how good another girl has done to the point where you become suspicious. No one has said anything about another girl. You only beef is Paris Hilton. That means that all the other girls are doing just as well as you think they should (give or take a win). If all the other girls are doing just as well as you think they should, then doesn't Paris Hilton deserve a break?

Don't worry because if Paris makes the playoffs, she's NOT going to go far. IMPOSSIBLE. I like Paris, and even I think Paris will fuck herself over completely. You guys are in fear that Paris will make it to the third round in a match that will determine who goes to the Finals Classic. Let me put it to you plain and simple: NO SHE'S NOT. If she makes the playoffs, she is NOT going to the third round. IF (and it's a BIG if) she get's past the first round, then I cannot FATHOM how she is going to get past the second round. Look at the girls she's beaten. Are they hot? Yes (with the exception of Shakira, which I will get to in a moment). But they are not going to make the playoffs (or at least I don't expect them to). Have ANY of you read what National said about Paris Hilton last week?

Here it is: "...I enjoy the different tastes and opinions because that's always good for this contest. It gives it a great vibe. But I cannot go on record and say who I agree with because I'm in charge of this game. I hope the voters understand where I'm coming from. The only thing I can comment on are the facts and what the numbers are telling me.

The facts are telling me that Paris Hilton is in terrible position if she wins he division and makes the playoffs because even though she has won eight matches, some of those losses have come against girls who are playoff-bound. This week was a loss to Kardashian. That match wasn't close. There was Megan Fox. That was another match that Paris did not make interesting. Another loss was to someone who now has a worse record than Hilton, but she's also in contention of making the playoffs and that was Lindsay Lohan in Week 1. I forgot who that fourth loss was to, but I'll look it up later.

If Paris is able to get through middle and light weights, but can't seem to get herself together against the heavyweights of this contest, then she is going to run into trouble no matter who I match her up against in the playoffs. Paris has another tough match waiting for her down the road and we'll see how she does against her.

For Paris (or anyone else, for that matter) to be the world champion and be crowned World's Sexiest Feet, she must get through the tough opponents in the regular season to show the world that she's ready for the playoffs."

She is done TERRIBLE against the "heavyweights" of this contest.

People like Paris, but not that much. I don't have the time to go back and look at how well she's done, but it seems that most of her matches have been pretty close and not blowouts like Carmen Electra and Kim and Megan.

I said I was going to get to Shakira in a moment, but it turns out that I gotta catch some sleep. And when I come back, I will gonna have a word with Shakira. Actually, Megan Fox is going to have a word with Shakira. Either way, Shakia is completely fucked and then some.

BTW, National (and anyone else who's curious): Paris Hilton's fourth loss was to Jessica Simpson in Week 2. If you follow Jensen's advice, Jess can actually beat Hitlon for the division title. There is still time. I don't remember those two having a rematch, but if not, and Jessica Simpson wins again, then Simpson will automatcially win the tiebreaker should those two finish the season with idenitcal records.

Please, people. Calm down and don't blow this out of porportion. Let's not endanger the greatness of this game.

Posted by Duffy (Member # 33742) on :

One more thing before I go: We were having so much fun with this Megan Fox stuff about her picture and that video clip the drunk guy provided. And now we gotta worry about THIS? Talk about a 180. Let's do another 180 and get back to the positive vibes we had before where I bashed Shakira, and Jensen talk about Jessica Simpson, and Nusuth about the girls he likes, and that Martini guy about Camen Electra. You know, the good ol days where it was all business. And when it came to looking at the picture, all pleasure.

I just hope that Paris calms down his routine a bit just so that he doesn't make anyone get all bent out of shape.

Am I going crazy, or do I sound rational here?

Posted by nusuth (Member # 7372) on :

Duffy.. you ARE going crazy [Laugh]

and to address National and Drunk guy too.

i never once was serious about any of this. my 'accusation' was not one of fixing this contest at all. it was a jab at paris-ite.. and a good humored one at that. it was only an 'accusation' that NO ONE could like paris-ite that much.. and thats it. to be honest, even if paris-ite is an alias, i dont think there is any intention of his in swinging the contest but instead to have a good time and make fun of ppl like me who have extreme distaste for her. it never even occurred to me that paris-ite's record was in any way fabricated or not fair. there are TONS of people out there who think she is beautiful and classy so why wouldnt there be plenty people out there who think her feet are hot?

so bottom line.. i dont take paris-ite seriously and i dont think that the integrity of this contest, and especially not National himself, has been compromised. i think Drunk guy took my comments a little too seriously.

keep on keeping on National sir [Smile]

and as far as nite in paris-ite.. we could all just ignore the poor delusional child. isnt that what we do when our children come to us with their wild stories? smile, pat them on the head and send them on their way? [Wink]

Posted by footfetish&martini (Member # 34060) on :

This assemble of pictures is always great to look at. It makes voting worth something. It feels like you're giving back to a community.

Lindsay's pictures are GREAT! She is making a great push for the final playoffs spot in National's class. I like Vanessa's pictures as well. But Eva Mendes pictures are BETTER. She is THAT much hotter than Hudgens. Mendes continues to be extremely silent in this game. I hope people notice how well she's doing. He record is right up there with the best of them. I'm surprised that no one is talking about her. Her first picture is a CLASSIC. This is what celebrity celebration is about, bar none. This is the great event.

These matches, again, have high implications. That Lomgoria/Aniston match exemplifies what a serious dream match is about. Everybody thinks about these matches. But in here, this is where everything actually takes place and takes action. The pictures are knockouts!

But the one I enjoy best is my Love, Carmen Electra. I never realized just how much I'm smitten by her until I saw these pictures stacked on top of the others National posted in the past. These Carmen pictures are SERIOUSLY sexy-inticing. Carmen can still pull it off.

Carmen to the Finals again? I think so. That way, no more talks about Megan Fox. Carmen, the veteran, can put some upstart like Megan Fox in her place. Not that I hate her; I think she's not ready to step up to the bright lights should she make the finals.

Carmen Electra lives on!

Posted by AmericanSymbol (Member # 33897) on :

I don't get my wish to see Megan Fox against Kim Kardashian this week. Don't worry because unlike Martini, I don't like Megan Fox. The American definition of what foot fetish is about will rise out of the Anerican Female Class.

God Bless You, and God Bless the AFC.

Posted by Duffy (Member # 33742) on :

I'm glad to hear that. I really came to my original conclusion after reading Drunk's comment. It seemed that the two of you were in sync with each other. You can see how one can easily get the wrong idea of what you meant, Nusuth.

But back to Shakira. I waited for this rematch since they last met. After this, I can focus on better things for Megan as she gets prepared for her historic playoff run. That way, people will still talk about my Fox, Mr. Martini.

Anyone who votes for Shakira over Megan Fox has GOT to be dumb. Really. This is a grave insult to Megan. She thought to herself, "WHAT? People are being asked to compare me to HER?" This match was over WAY before it even started. Shakira vs Megan Fox? Instead, it should've said 1 vs. 92. After the final results come in, it's going to look like Shakira got ambushed by 92 hot women. Remember, in last week photos, one of them had Megan with two Angels. Those angels, remember, are watching over Megan's wellbeing.

My fucking LORD, did you see Megan Fox in this week's pictures? She CONTINUES to amaze me! This is why it's true when that famous women have feet (and bodies) that are worth fortunes. I think Megan was born underwater. For real. How oes a woman come out of water and look like THAT? You see Megan? THAT's how a fucking body is SUPPOSE to look like!

What I like best is when her first pics start out with her sporting wet hair then ends up all dry. How fucking SEXY, my LORD and Goddess Megan. Either this girl can reverse the test of time to get her hair to dry up or her hair dries naturally in a matter of seconds as the time moves forward in regular speed. That last picture was the hottest. I'm about to get off to that picture because Megan is going to end the world as we know it. That last picture really shows how tight her body is and I love it how that thing tights around tightly around her ass.

Megan Fox is so HOTT that after she swam in that lake, that lake went to go for a swim of it's own. To cool off.

A quote from Megan Fox: "WHAT? Who said she's gonna do somethin to me? She must be out of her fucking-ass mind."

That was clear message to anyone who votes for anyone (ESPECIALLY Shakira) over Megan Fox.

Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :

I'm glad that things appear to be under control. Now I can go back and be greatful that things can get into full swing once again.

And I'm glad that people are starting to turn out and vote for their favortie celebs.

--National

Posted by Night in Paris (Member # 34431) on :

I'm back, Bitches!

So it's me, Paris Hilton, the Drama Queen. I love it when people talk about me. Good stuff, negative stuff, it doesn't matter. Because it shows that they love me. Especially my little slaveBitch, Nusuth. Once again, he got on his kness and slobbered all over Paris' lovely and pearl-like feet. Now, it seems that he wants to take things a little further by wanting to have sex with Paris. Here's what he said last week:

quote:
Originally posted by nusuth:
again nite with paris-ite, amoungst all your babbling, you suprise me with one truth:

quote:

My doctor says that I need a stronger dose of whatever medicine you're referring to.
but of course you knew that i was comment on that already.

Translation to everyone: blah blah blah blah blah.
Translation to ME: Oh, Paris. Slap me across my face with your feet. I'm nothing but a little snot that appeared on your napkin after you blew your nose on it. Please spit at my face, Mistress. I deserve it. That's how I really need to feel loved.

But here's a question I have for you regarding that quote. If you knew that I knew that you were going to say that, then why you say it anyway, you nincompoop? What were you trying to prove to me? You wasted everyone's time with that quote.

The problem with you and Drunkslump is that you think I'm too hot for you to handle. Drunk even went as far as to say that this contest is fixed. Why, simply because you don't like me and I'm in first of my division? What? Really? Is that all you got on me? The two of you sound like little girls to me. What a waste of argument. Just say that you don't like me and that Paris should not be where she is. That's it. But Noooooo. I'm, like, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo flattered to hear that. Come on, Drunkman, it's not like I'm undefeated. You act as if I'm 12-0. If you look at all division leaders, I'm second to last, behind Maria Menounos. And you think there's someone trying to artifically advance me? Please, I can do that on my own. Why? Cause I'm Hot! All Paris has to do is show a picture, and the people vote for Paris on their own. This is why you should stop drining. You are hysterical, it's freaking me out. If a fix was in, don't you think I'd have a better record by now? I SHOULD, but there are enough haters in here to deny me that access.

It's hard to like Paris Hilton, but it's harder to argue against success. Paris is in first of hr division and IS going to make the playoffs. Paris Hilton IS going to the Finals Classic. Paris WILL finally put on the most expensive pair of shoes: The Slavatore Ferragamo.

As far as my slaveBitch is concerned, I'll leave you with a kiss. I know that'll get you all hard again. But try not replying because Paris does not go out with Losers such as yourself.

Did you see my picture that National posted this week? Wow! Isn't he great, or what? He knows which pictures to pick. If you saw that picture and STILL deny your hot feelings for Paris, then you're liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiars. That shows you that Paris knows foot play. When was the last time you seen Shakira do THAT? Please, the last time Shakira did that to some guy was the same day some bear swam across the Atlantic.

Watch Paris win this week. I would LOVE to see the look on your faces when Paris beats Reid again. I get a real rush and high when you people continue to not believe in me. I sleep more peacefully that way. I eat more comfortably. Since I actually live a quite expensive lifestyle, I have someone make the food for me for a great salary. I wish it was Shakira. I'll taste the food, spit it back at her face then bitch slap her, "BITCH! I said well done. Now go back in there and make me food, Bitch. I'm Paris Hilton and I'm hungry." She'll say, "Yes..., I mean si. Please, por favor, don't fire me and kick me back onto la streets where i sift through garbage for some new clothes." Then I'll say, "Don't worry, Bitch. Get me the ffffffffffffffucking food, Bitch." Then only difference between Shakira and my actual cook is that Shakira will get paid 10 cents an hour. The shoes Paris wore in this week's picture is, like, waaaaaay more expensive than Shakira's entire wardrobe in her pictures.

Did you see her face in those pictures this week? I swear her lead looks like a mushroom. Her feet looks like Brillo pads.

I'll see you next time, Bitches!

Posted by Jensen (Member # 33746) on :

Jessica Simpson is up against a girl in a dream match against Ashlee Simpson. Talk about this game fulfilling my fantasies. This match is GREAT! I always wondered if those two would ever face each other. And here they are. Is this the first contest of its kind to pair those two against each other. I bet it is. What a dream come true.

I went with Jessica because she's the original sister. This match is still tight. It deserves to be that way. Now we will FINALLY get to see which sister is better of the two. The debate will finally be over.

Jessica against Ashlee. WOW! That match made my week. Thanks!

Posted by foot_fashion_industry (Member # 33265) on :

Even though I've never voted for Paris, there are enough people out there who do like her. Personally, the division she's in is my least favorite. There's not a single girl in there who I'm crazy about. I do like Jessica Simpson, however, and I do want her to win that division. But, like I said, I'm not crazy about her. Being that that division is my least favorite, it wouldn't really matter to me who wins that division. It wouldn't matter to me if Paris made the playoffs.

Jessica Alba is my pick to win this whole thing. I think, just like "American Symbol", that the AFC is a much stronger class than the NFC. The only girl in the National Female Class who I really fear, however, is Megan Fox. She's the only girl in that class who really stands out and is an odds-on favorite to win this thing.

The AFC is stronger because there are several big threats in there. There's Carmen, Kim, Alba, Lima (who is fucking awesome, by the way), Longoria, Aguilera, and Biel. With these girls, and some great pictures to go along with them, will be in the makings of some very close matches that can go either way. The NFC is not as threatening because Megan Fox is the Dictator of that class. I know that Beckinsale and Mendes are right with her. But when push comes to shove, Megan will have the final say. Megan has SO MUCH momentum and publicity going for her in the upcoming months that I cannot see how Kate and Eva will put a stop to her dominance.

There's not a single girl in the AFC who is as much in the spotlight like Megan is. But the heavyweights of the AFC are SMOKIN hot as well.

It was mentioned last week that the world will be watching if Megan Fox will be put to a stop in the playoffs. That will make for devestating news. Anyone who Megan faces in the playoffs will be the BIGGEST storyline this year. The other big storyline is Paris Hilton.

Like I said, I don't like her, but after reading the first few comments of this post about questions of Paris' true ability, I really hope she makes the playoffs. Why? Because without her, the playoffs will be boring. I didn't think National should've worried too much about some fix because controversy creats a lot of buzz, excitement and speculation, and it brings more people in to see what the hype is about. Controversy is good for a contest of this magnitude.

They say that any publicity is good publicity, good or bad. That's what National gets for bringing Paris into this contest. When you invite Paris into the mix, rest assure that SOMETHING is going to happen. Whatever it is, it will create chaos. National signed Paris to a contract to be in this game, and Paris has lived up to her billing. People are getting their monies worth. You people did not think that this contest was going to run hectic-free without some circus act from Hilton, did you? Hilton is PERFECT for this contest. She gave it another reason for people to tune in because they can't help but wonder hat she's up to.

Because of this little controversy that had Paris right in the middle of it, having her in the playoffs is just what the doctor ordered. In the playoffs, EVERYTHING is magnified. There will be higher ratings because of this and the main focus of Paris' haters is not how Kim Kardashian is doing. They are not going to focus on how Eva Mendes is panning out. Their main focus is going to be how Paris Hilton is doing. She is going to be MORE scrutinized then than she is now.

There has to be some bad with some good in the playoffs. Without her in there, it will be boring. Had this controversy not been brought up, then Paris wouldn't have made it interesting. Paris lived up to her contract, and she's expected to get her bonus. And she has the haters to thank for that because without us, things would've been bland in here. I bet she (and ESPECIALLY her biggest supporter in here) are living this up, further spoiling themselves.

Posted by Drunk_24-7 (Member # 21781) on :

Some increadable matchups this week. I've got Panettiere, Lima, Kardashian in easy decisions. Then I've got Carmen over Jessica Biel in a dream match. Jessica's feet look increadable but dispite Carmen being the defending champ and going undefeeted so far this season, I think this week may be her greatest pictures yet when it comes to those perfect peds of hers.

Then I've got Longoria, Beckinsale with ease and Lohan squeeking by Gellar in an awesome and very even matchup. Hudgens and Mendez is another phenominal matchup with not much to go on. I'm voting for Hudgens as I condsider all things even between her and Mendez, but I think Katharine McPhee's feet blow them both out of the water and she needs a Mendez loss if she has any hope of catching her, so I went with Hudgens.

Paris this week brought her best picture so far in the tournament by far. That is a sexy picture and I definatly like her attitude in that pic as she looks like a total princess who's completely down with the idea of controlling a man with her feet. The problem is her feet just aren't as attractive as Tara Reid's are so because we're in a foot fetish competition, I'm comparing their feet first and foremost and Tara's tootsies are way cuter than Hilton's so I voted for Reid but I will say that Hilton's pic this week was pretty damn hot. For the first time all season she at least looked like she belonged in the contest with that picture but it still isn't enough to overcome her opponent on my scorecard.

Then it's showtime for me with Shakira in against Megan Fox for another round. I'm sure when the votes come in Megan will score another decisive victory as Fox is on a roll that isn't about to slow down. Shakira is once again the clear choice for me as although Megan is very hot from head to toe, Shakira is sexier than Megan in every single aspect including feet in my opinion, making this a dream matchup where even though Shakira will lose, I will still win for having had the enjoyment of veiwing the 10 temendous pictures of Shakira and Fox that were provided for this increadable fantasy face off of two of the world's most sexy Goddess's.

Menounos looks great this week and should blow out Crawford with ease. Charlize and Duff was tough to decide on for me but in the end Charlize's sex appeal was just to much to go against and I had to vote for her.

Bilson and Cuthbert was a tough call as well, I went with Bilson in that one then came another dream matchup that was right up there with Shakira vs. Megan and Electra vs. Biel in terms of how hot the matchup was and for me personally it may have been the hardest one to decide on of the three. Both women brought perhaps their best pictures of all time to the table for a one pic a piece showdown and while Scarlett's was sexy as fuck, Aguilera's feet in her picture was not only the best I've ever seen from her, it was one of the most beautiful foot pics I've ever seen period and it secured my vote and immediately put her right up there with Shakira & McPhee on my favorites list. I don't think it would be possible for me not to vote for Aguilera in a match against anyone if her picture from this week is one of the selections.

Alba and McPhee is another dream matchup, but for me the decision is pretty easy to make. Alba is super hot but when it comes to feet like most other women she simply cannot match Katharine McPhee below the ankles.

Then the week comes to a close with a battle of the Simpsons which was great to see unfold on this stage. I went with Ashlee here as I think her feet are a fair bit hotter than Jessica's but seeing the siblings do battle here was a great touch that made for an exciting showdown.

What a great week. I sure hope there's no fix or shady dealings going on here because this contest is just too fucking awesome to ever be tainted. The matchups this week were just unparalled. Megan Fox vs. Shakira, what a wetdream that is, Carmen Electra vs. Jessica Biel, you gotta be kidding me! Jessica Alba vs. Katharine McPhee, Lord have Mercy!!!! The Simpson girls going at it and trying to decide between Scarlett Johansson and Christina Fuckin' Aguilera....It's just Increadable!!! This type of action simply does not happen anywhere else. What a Show, What an Event, What an Extravaganza! What a Fucking AWESOME Week to be
participating in the National Femme Fashionistas!!! Thank You for continuing to Make Dreams Come True and continuing to allow the fantasy of these women literally going toe to toe with one another to become our ongoing reality National. See you all next week.

Posted by BloodSpill (Member # 34061) on :

The only thing Shakira has on Megan Fox is that she knows how to move her hips. And that's just about it. Outside of that, Megan Fox is the most obvious choice to make. If Megan Fox belched for the next five minutes, that will be MUCH sexier than Shakira moving her hips. Megan's belching will receive more hits on YouTube than Shakira's music video.

I saw that video of Megan last week promoting Esquire magazine. That will get more hits than Shakira's Hips Don't Lie video. The part I particularly enjoyed was the cooking and eating. That reminded me of what Fox would do after she beats an opponent in this contest. After she kills them, she then cooks them and eats them. She likes it, and so do I! Since I'm with Duffy on anything that's about Megan, I'm not sure if Megan would want to taste Shakira because I don't find Shakira attractive. I'm not THAT sick of a person to imagine Megan eating her. Someone like Tara Reid would've been a lot better.

This match is target practice for Megan as she prepares herself for the playoffs. Megan will slap Shakira like a white water rafter or an Olympic kayaker paddling across the Niagara. For starters.

Megan's sex appeal is clearer than liquid crystals.
She has become more visual than television screen pixels.
She'll fire pistols, hit Shakira with miniature missiles.
Riddle her body with holes then watch the blood sprinkle.
She probably had no idea what you she was getting into
because Megan Fox is simply invincible.

I want to see who Megan's next opponent will be so that I'll have a poem for that girl.

Posted by Jensen (Member # 33746) on :

These pictures are great! Why would you want to leave here? Everything you need in a foot fetish conversation is right here. The hottest women in the world, the hottest pictures, different tastes, sex, violence (as Bloodspill would put it), and satisfaction to see who wins each match. There's no need to talk about anything else in this forum. All the answers are right here.

I've got Jessica Simpson to adore over. I can't believe that match is going to come to an end.

Posted by Duffy (Member # 33742) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Drunk_24-7:
Shakira is once again the clear choice for me as although Megan is very hot from head to toe, Shakira is sexier than Megan in every single aspect including feet in my opinion

WHAT? A clear choice? I asked a teenage boy to pick between those two. He looked at me and sucked his teeth at me as if to say, "Are you fucking stupid? Of COURSE Megan Fox." And that's exactly what he said. No explanation was needed. It was quite obvious why Megan is the hot chick. She's a hot babe and a hot, dirty girl. I don't know how one can compare those two and think that Shakira is prime-time entertainment. I almost vomited for saying that what I just said.

I asked another kid if Shakira was hotter than Megan Fox. He said, "Shakira over Megan FOX?" I said, "Yes, THAT Megan Fox." He asked, "Now or seven years ago?" Thinking about it, I said, "I don't know, whenever." He finally answered, "That's a stupid ass question, motherfucker. Is Africa cold?" A simple "no" would've done just fine, but I liked how he tried to make extremely apparent to me that Shakira has nothing on Megan.

Okay, I made that last part up. The first teenage kid is a true story, but the second one I made up. That was me talking.

When the match started this week, Megan went up to Shakira again. In a scene similar to Mr. & Mrs. Smith, it was me, Megan and Shakira in a room. I'm sitting right acorss from Shakira, who's tied up. Megan is somewhere behind me. I told her, "Listen. You've got Megan this week. I'm gonna give you one of two choices to make. The first option is that you surrender right now and Megan will win this match by way of forfeit. That way, you can escape without a scratch or bruise anywhere on your body. For the second choice, I don't want to get graphic with what will happen to you should you decide to go on with this match. But the punchline is you die."

Looks like Shakira went with choice number 2. If this were a football game, you'll hear the color commentators go, "Shakira throws her pass, and it's ... INTERCEPTED!" Again, "Shakira with the play-action fake, throws the ball ... INTECEPTED!

With Megan, you'll hear, "Megan with a NICE Hail Mary, and ... TOUCHDOWN, Patriots!" She's doing all this damage when she doesn't have to. She's just rubbing it in.

The bottom line is that Shakira is not the girl Drunk guy says she is. She's no goddess. If she's this goddess, then why is she getting destroyed every week? Week 1 should've been an indicator as to how things were going to go for her this year. She got destroyed that week. She's only won 2 measly matches. If THIS is the best Shakira can do, then I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on a resume of a supreme being, which is the definition of a Goddess. Those results belong to an office worker with a bad attitude. If Shakira went up to the Goddess of all Goddesses and gave her her resume of what she has done over the last two years in this contest, she'll have Shakira's ass booted out of there in less than one one-hundredth of a second. Which was about the same amount of time needed for Megan to put an end to Shakira's stay in this game.

I agreed with almost everything else the drunk guy said this week. But as far as Shakira goes, dead wrong.

If Sesame Street had a Muppet that taught little girls how to be hot and sexy, then Shakira will be less appealing than that Muppet.

Posted by Drunk_24-7 (Member # 21781) on :

Wow! 88% to 12%...60 votes to 8. It doesn't get much more one sided than that. I can't say I'm surprised or really overly disapointed with the results. Megan Fox is sexy as fuck, there's no two ways about that so there's no shame in losing to her. I'm a little surprised the final tally, but Megan Fox is the "it" girl right now and rightfully so as she's very sexy, young and in the public eye as her career begins to really take off. If I was a teenager right now just hitting puberty I might prefer Megan Fox to Shakira too, but I'm not. I'm 28 years old, and when I look at these two beautiful ladies, although I admit Fox is pretty damn smoking, Shakira is definatly the sexier of the two in my estimation.

Posted by Duffy (Member # 33742) on :

My point in my last comment, as others in here has tried to to do all season long, is that people like Megan, Kim, Carmen, Alba, and a couple of others I'm leaving out, is that they are the perennial sex symbols of our generation. Some have been constant sex symbols for decades while others, like Fox and kardashian, are another symbols who will go down as constant real hotties for a long time. By the time they are done, they (Fox more than Kim) will by renowned as what Monroe means to us now. Shakira is the farthest thing from that. Even though not every girl in this contest will go down the same road as Megan, they are very hot in their own right.

I was trying to say that even teenagers know what's up with Megan. Not only teens, guys well into their 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, and 60s. Those guys love girls like Carmen and Alba more than Shakira. Teenagers like Megan. But they are not the ones voting in here. Guys in their 20s and above are voting. So even they are convinced to their cores. They appreciate these other women. I certainly do. But since we are talking about established Goddesses, they are appreciating them even more.

Guys above the age of 18 or 21. It's good that a select few like Shakira, but Shakira is not in that category. I will give you immense credit, Drunk guy, for sticking to her for as long as you have.

Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :

An interesting Week 14, to say the least. As we move closer to the playoffs, here are the standings as we move into Week 15.

THE STANDINGS
UPDATED

**The first number next to each name stands for the number of wins. The second number is for losses. The third stands for the number of ties, and the last number is her winning percentage.**

American Female Class

Division I

Jessica Alba 9-3-0-.769 -- *Division Champion*
Rachel Bilson 4-9-0-.307
Hayden Panettiere 3-10-0-.230
Mandy Moore 1-12-0-.076

Division II

Maria Menounos 8-5-0-.615
Christina Aguilera 7-6-0-.538
Jessica Biel 6-7-0-.461
Jennifer Love-Hewitt 1-12-0-.076

Division III

Carmen Electra 13-0-0-1.000
Kim Kardashian 12-1-0-.923
Charlize Theron 7-6-0-.538
Ashlee Simpson 3-10-0-.230

Division IV

Adriana Lima 10-3-0-.769
Eva Longoria 9-4-0-.692
Jennifer Aniston 7-6-0-.538
Brooke Burke 6-7-0-.461

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National Female Class

Division I

Kate Beckinsale 13-0-0-1.000
Scarlett Johansson 10-3-0-.769
Brittany Snow 2-11-0-.153
Cindy Crawford 1-12-0-.076

Division II

Paris Hilton 9-4-0-.692
Jessica Simpson 7-6-0-.538
Tara Reid 4-9-0-.307
Hilary Duff 2-11-0-.153

Division III

Megan Fox 13-0-0-1.000 -- *Division Champion*
Lindsay Lohan 7-6-0-.538
Sarah Michelle-Gellar 4-9-0-.307
Shakira 2-11-0-.153

Division IV

Eva Mendes 12-1-0-.923 -- *Division Champion*
Katharine McPhee 7-6-0-.538
Vanessa Hudgens 6-7-0-.461
Elisha Cuthbert 3-10-0-.230

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Eva Mendes has come from last year's obscurity to being one of the more dominating features all within a year. She finished last in her division last year, showing no promising leads to a successful run towards the playoffs. She is another girl who was lackluster last year who I decided to give a second chance at Glory and she has paid off. One of the more sexy and refined actresses of Hollywood should be a sight to be admired when she is introduced to the playoffs. She will get a taste of what postseason saga is about. She has stepped up big time during the regular season and will face the challenges of heighten implications when she in there against the best girls who have weathered the storm during the season.

I don't quite understand how she's getting no recognition for doing as well as she is other than when I bring her name into the conversation. All the talk seems to be centered around several girls and Mendes finds herself out of the loop. Perhaps a win in the playoffs will finally put the people on notice.

Eva has gone from the worst of her division to the best in a year. A sex appeal in her 30s has shown that she can hang with the best of those who are in their 20s. She deserves a lot of credit for accomplishing this feat in the most thorough of foot fetish celebrity contests.

Eva Medes --
National Female Class Division IV Champion

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Has anyone seen what Megan Fox has done to Shakira this week? Seeing the final results reminded me of what Duffy said earlier about the match being 1 vs. 92. I don't think you need me to say that that was the most lopsided victory in the history of the Fashionistas. Megan is putting up the type of numbers Carmen Electra has done last year during her campaign to become champion. The last time I can remember a win being this lopsided was when Carmen Electra ambushed Erica Durance last year.

Megan Fox has showed that she is definitely for real with this victory over Shakira. She is living up to her nefarious reputation by making things look very easy by imposing her intimidating physical features that make her as hype-worthy as she is. After reading comments on Megan Fox since the season started, it could very well be the case that, for whatever reason other than her looks, people are afraid to vote against her. I think that they think that having that fear to vote against her makes her that much more sexy and hot. If a very hot girl can impose fear and intimadation and men and her opponents, some guys can really respond to that sexually being that Megan is in position of authority because she has become this mega superstar and a Goddess on top of that. If she talks, men and women listen, especially since she's starting to sound off on some people. Last week, Drunk guy posted a link of Megan dissing Zack Efron (directly) and Vanessa Hudgens (indirectly). Now, she's making comments about Scarlett Johansson. The same Scatlett Johansson who's in this contest.

Megan Fox --
"I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against. But I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve ever learned to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.' I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard – but I do. And part of it is my own fault."

Ouch!

This is GREAT for this contest. One serious contender sounding off on another heavyweight in her same class. Now Megan can expect to have some haters bash on her for those comments and it could hurt her chances of pushing for a perfect season. For Megan to prove herself in here, she will have to take as much pain as she is dishing onto others.

There are other girls in here who are cute and pretty who the guys don't fear and have no problem voting against. When these girls talk, they think, "Aw, how cute!" It's usually trivial things that are not meant to bash someone else.

However for Megan, she will be put to the test next week by facing someone who I expect to give Megan a little bit of a scare. To survive in the world of fame and fortune, you have to stay competitive and ahead. Beauty can also be a tragic thing when being compared to someone who's also on a great streak. We'll see who's beauty and appeal will be left in travesty when Megan meets her opponent next week. Could it be ... Scarlett Johansson?

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Speaking of Scarlett, she lost to Aguilera in a match that gives Christina greater credibility as she makes a push for a playoff spot. Considering what those two have done in this contest over the last two years, I would have to say that this was a bit of an upset for Scarlett. From the moment the contest started last year going into next week, Scarlett has won more matches than Christina:

Scarlett Johansson -- 24-5-0-.827
Christina Aguilera -- 16-13-0-.517

Aguilera won her division last year only to get eliminated from the first round of the playoffs. She finds herself, again, fighting for a spot in the postseason. Scarlett, on the other hand has done more to support for career record by not only winning her division last year but also becoming the champion of the National Class. This year, Scarlett will be in the playoffs. It's just a question of whether she'll go in as a division champ or a wild card.

A VERY important match for Aguilera and she pulled off that win to send a clear message that she can contend with the greatest. It also keeps her chances of making the playoffs alive because Maria Menounos had an easy match and was a practical guarantee to win it. Menounos should be a little scared because she probably thought that Scarlett would help her out by keeping Christina further behind.

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I thought the match involving Jessica and Ashlee Simpson was a nice touch to put an ease of what was a tumultuous week. That match couldn't have come any sooner and it was a cute affair between those two to finally see who was the better of the two. Although that match was very close, Jessica stood out as the one to like.

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Week 15 starts Tuesday night. See you guys then.

[ May 16, 2009, 09:56 PM: Message edited by: National ]

Posted by always (Member # 33264) on :

quote:
Originally posted by National:

Megan Fox --
"I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against. But I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve ever learned to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.' I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard – but I do. And part of it is my own fault."

I wasn’t aware that beautiful women have to prove their intelligence. Fox has to get over herself, she’s obviously worried about her true ignorance shining through. She’s already slipped,considering she actually stated “ I’m not a retard”. She should have thought about her disparaging use of the word. If your attractive and unintelligent, you’ll come across that way. If you are sexy and intelligent, good for you. Did she stop to think that Scarlett Johansson may just in fact be educated? I think a little volunteer work and maybe a college course or two wouldn’t hurt Fox.

People don't realize what they've got ’til it's gone. Some people don't know how good they have it…. ’cause they open their mouths and lose it all in an instant. Megan, I used to think you were a beautiful woman - but after reading that quote, it has changed everything. Your childish insults are so uncalled for and, no doubt, will be your ultimate undoing and demise in this contest and in your career outside of the NF Fashionistas. Careful, Girl, your immaturity and arrogance are showing.

This is just the start of what is to be the Colossal Collapse of Megan Fox. Sounds like she is threatened by a sexier, intelligent, healthy role model. Scarlet oozes sexiness on all levels. She is a whole package deal. She can hold a conversation without using people to exemplify a point, she is polite, funny, sweet, has a gorgeous figure, has a real body that many could achieve, she is TALENTED!

She is a very intelligent woman. Beauty can only take you so far, a combination of looks, intelligence, people skills, will take you further. Why else would Woody Allen be so captivated by this woman? Because even he can see all of the above points.

Megan is shooting herself in the foot (no pun intended). She stick to what she's good at- TRYING to be Angelina Jolie.

Posted by Duffy (Member # 33742) on :

Megan Fox can say and do whatever the fuck she likes and there is nothing Scarlett Johansson, or any other girl in this contest, can do about it. You're trying to sound as if Angelina has never done or said anything to get under another actresses skin. Have you been living under a rock for the last few years? Jolie is always on the cover of US Weekly, OK, and these other celeb gossip magazines mostly because of the way she antagonizes Jennifer Aniston. Angelina is always looking for ways to diss Aniston. She was the one who drove Brad away from Jennifer, right? That's a stab at Aniston, if you ask me. At the Oscars this year, when Jenn was on stage reading a monologue, she was losing concentration reading her lines because Angelina was right there in the audience giving her looks that was certain to kill her. Angelina will always find something to do or say that will fuck with Jennifer's mind. She's always talking shit about her. So now that Megan is poking a little fun at someone makes you think that she is the only one who has made some little remark about someone else? Get the hell outta here!

Megan is the trouble maker in this game, and I love her for it. Megan will be a trouble maker if she continues to blast other celebs. Let her do it. The bitch sounds hot when she talks, so let her talk. Megan is running this fucking world and she has men all over it eating off her hands (and in our case, worshiping her feet). Megan got to where she is because she's the hottest bitch on the fucking planet, and there are a few people in here who have yet to come to terms with that. If she doesn't get the respect that she deserves, then she will take it by force. What kind of respect? Well, just let her do her thing and let her say what she likes. Just sit back, admire it, and shut the fuck up. That's the kind of respect I'm talking about. Megan gets the job done.

What, Megan is not smart? Sue her. Is she hot? Yes? Ok, then, that's all I need to know. You know what? FUCK Scarlett Johansson! After reading that comment from Megan, I now see Scarlett as a little girl who won't do shit to Megan is they met face to face. Megan, I don't think, was dissing Scarlett. What's wrong with someone saying that their personalities aren't alike? You want the whole world to have every girl the exact copy of the one next to her? If Megan said, "I don't like Broccoli", people will sound off the fire alarms on that, too. They'll say that Scarlett, more than Megan, is more willing to stay healthy.

She has nothing personal against her, but since this one guy took it too far, I'm gonna return the favor and take things a little far with Johansson. I know don't like Scarlett. And you know what? Megan should not like her either. I used to like her, but now, I want Johansson out of Megan's way.

I'm not saying Scarlett is ugly. I'd fuck her in a heartbeat if I was given the chance. However, she does have a BIG forehead. What I'm really saying is that now that this guy is talking shit about Megan, that gives her another good reason to give her trigger a good squeeze. Scarlett can use all the fucking big words she likes. That won't change the fact that Megan Fox will have her way with that bitch.

Who says she's gonna do something to Megan Fox? She must be out of her fucking-ass mind.

Posted by Drunk_24-7 (Member # 21781) on :

If Scarlett and Megan meet next week I think Megan will win. For my vote it's all going to come down to the pictures as both women are increadably hot, when I think of the two of them, I think of Fox as a little bit hotter mostly because of the femme fatale attitude that she has which just adds that extra bit of sex appeal to her off the charts body transforming her from an increadably hot girl into a goddess. When comparing their feet though, it's so close, it's going to come down to the pictures pitted head to head. Scarlett's feet were increadable looking in her pic this week and I think I would have voted for her between the two of them based on this weeks pics. Fox was rocking the awesome body and her arches looked stunning but this week her feet weren't the main focus of her pics. She knew she had it in the bag against Shakira and was just showing off some of her other assets on route to an easy victory. It's very probable that Megan will step up head to head with some foot pics that will blow her out of the water, but it's not a given as some week's Scarlett's pics are considerably better than other weeks while Megan is more consistant in her sex appeal however she sometimes conceles her feet too much. This potential matchup is going to come down to the pics posted to determine who I'd vote for and it should be a barn burner.

Speaking of inconsistancy, Christina Aguilera has gotta be the poster child for it. Scarlett's pic was so hot this week, I think I would have voted for her over Megan Fox, but yet it wasn't enough to score my vote over Aguilera who busted out what was in my opinion easily the picture of the week and one of the most beautiful celeberty foot pictures in the history of the contest.

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That picture right there has championship contender written all over it and I would be hard pressed to vote against her no matter who she was facing with that picture in the running. She's had other increadable pics as well, I remember one where she's on a black leather chair that was out of this world as well, but then other weeks she doesn't live up to those heavenly expectations. In sharp contrast to her all star effort this week, last week Christina faced Jessica Alba and her pictures were nothing to write home about. I figured that'd be a close matchup, but when I looked at the pics, for me, Alba's feet were clearly the prettier of the two based on the pics they had going head to head. If Aguilera had have had this weeks pic up there against Alba last week, I would have voted for her over Jessica without hesitation. Christina is always changing her look, giving us different angles of her feet, wearing different types of shoes and so on, but when she's as on her game as she was this week, I believe she can upset anyone in this compeition including Beckinsale, Fox and Electra. Her picture this week tells me that after a great season last year followed by a disappointing first round playoff exit, Aguilera is taking a new approch this season by flying slightly below the radar, offering up pictures that are good enough to assure herself a playoff spot while saving her best efforts for the playoffs. With playoff time right around the corner, if this weeks picture is any indication she is definatly peaking at the right time.

This week I went 11-5 against the results. I had Panettiere who's victory came as no surprise. Lima continued her medoric rise with a solid win over Book Burke in a matchup I thought would end up with results similar to the Shakira-Fox blowout but Burke gave her a very respectable run for her money. I had Kardashian, Longoria, Beckinsale, Menounos, Theron, and Bilson. I also found myself on the right side of public opinion with Electra and Aguilera who came up with huge wins in a pair of big matchups against very tough opponents. They did so by doing what this contest does best, bringing some of their best pictures ever into competition to overcome a tough opponent while making a statement to all others that when the pressure's on and the chips are down they are not women to be fucked with.

The ones I lost were Hilton over Reid, which wasn't as upsetting because Hilton had her best picture in the contest so far this week. I lost the Mendes-Hudgens battle but that one was such a toss up for me that the deciding factor for me in voting for Hudgens was to try and help McPhee close the gap on Mendes a little bit. It didn't work on either front as McPhee lost to Alba in a tough one. That was disappointing but it's pretty hard to complain to much about a Jessica Alba victory as she's smoking hot and her feet are awesome, I just personally don't find them as pretty as McPhee's. I was on the wrong side of the Simpson family feud as Jessica was able to overcome baby sister in a close one that was very fun to contemplate. Then of course I also missed the mark on Fox's complete and utter domination, humiliation, obliteration and devistation of Shakira in a 60-8 Romp. I can't hate though, as Fox is undeniably hot, no doubt a top contender in the contest who continues to build momentum each and every week. I gotta give her credit for this weeks showing. Any woman that can gain 52 more votes than Shakira in a toe to toe battle is a woman I certianly don't have a problem calling the champ.

Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :

Has there ever been a bigger bashing than Megan Fox over Shakira... that was slaughter.

Posted by Duffy (Member # 33742) on :

Scarlett is gonna get it! Fuck that fucking bitch!

If people are going to hijack Megan for that, then I want to hear it. Give me more reason to support Megan Fox. Hijack Megan, and I hope that if those two run into each other that Megan will put an end to Scarlett's tenure here. The hard way.

I never thought I would get this way about Scarlett, but it feels good to get this off my chest.

Posted by AmericanSymbol (Member # 33897) on :

MEGAN is gonna get it. Not Scarlett.

When Fox finally loses next week, I will lift up her skirt to show the whole world that that dirtSKANK is really a fucking transsexual! I SWEAR that girl is a tranny. The truth will set the whole world free.

If it's Scarlett facing Megan, then Megan won't stand a fucking chance.

Death to Megan Fox.