I've been thinking I've seen a lot of these like You know you're Italian when... and You know you're Spanish when. What can we say about foot fetishes. I hope everyone else has seen these. If anyone has any ideas then here we go You Know You Have a Foot Fetish When.......
Posted by Below_the_Ankles (Member # 33795) on :
... "a nice pair" refers to her feet.
Posted by vanderfeet (Member # 8733) on :
...the sound of flip-flops has you reflexively scanning the vicinity for the owner.
Posted by talusole (Member # 16173) on :
,,,your reference to cleavage is in the shoe not the blouse.
Posted by Lyrical (Member # 6603) on :
you take the long way home to see women out in their sandals
Posted by talusole (Member # 16173) on :
,,,your reference to cleavage is in the shoe not the blouse.
Posted by shook (Member # 12484) on :
you stare at her feet not her breasts
Posted by Robotron2084 (Member # 33263) on :
quote:Originally posted by shook: you stare at her feet not her breasts
That happened to me yesterday at lunch. There was two ladies and a baby.
One was in a uniform and the other in regular togs. The regular girl was plump and cute wearing jeans and black flip flops. She was a dipping queen showing big, meaty (and slightly dry size 9s) soles under her chair.
Her companion noticed me watching periodically, but had no idea I was checking out her friends feet.
Posted by girlyfootlvr (Member # 27325) on :
When a Pretty girl enters a room and you BEGIN checking her out from her feet. And spend more time looking at her, before you bother seeing her face.
And then go back to checking out her feet again...
Posted by ejc8708 (Member # 31433) on :
when a girls feet is the first thing you look at Posted by toesucker - uk (Member # 5495) on :
When you visit shoe stores just to see ladies trying on shoes!!!!!!
Posted by Smonster (Member # 4769) on :
When you put your legs right under the table so you can do some 'accidental' footsy.
And XD @ Vanderfeet - too true Posted by A&F_FootDude_05 (Member # 2999) on :
when T & A means toes and arches Posted by Mr. Mule (Member # 35514) on :
when you watch QVC and HSN just to get a peek
Posted by Fate111 (Member # 2627) on :
when you wonder if the color nail polish she has on her fingers is the same color polish she has on her toes.
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
When you give them a good night kiss on the foot.
Posted by octoberbaseball (Member # 20977) on :
quote:Originally posted by Fate111: when you wonder if the color nail polish she has on her fingers is the same color polish she has on her toes.
Hahahahaha, this is so true. Whenever I see a girl with a manicure and shoes on I asked if the pedicure is the same color. All of these responses are great. Didn't realize this would get so many responses, but again these are great.
Posted by FtLckr26 (Member # 13998) on :
when your wifes toe rings look better than her wedding ring
Posted by babeflover (Member # 2953) on :
I have more than one. 1- when instead of looking at a woman's tits, ass and face. we look at her feet first. 2- when wanting some "T and A" becomes a need, when a pair of pretty feet are included. 3- when jerking off while my wife puts her feet on my face is almost as satisfying as regular(as in pussy) sex.
[ July 18, 2009, 08:40 PM: Message edited by: babeflover ]
Posted by Toe Sucker II (Member # 1720) on :
when you go through the dirty washing basket at a friends house looking for used female socks.
Posted by jboog (Member # 35144) on :
1. When you get a part-time job as a shoe salesman...and its not because you need the money
Posted by iluvfeet4me (Member # 12488) on :
When you peep in the pedicure shops on the mall just to get a glimpse..
Posted by octoberbaseball (Member # 20977) on :
To: Jboog and iluvfeet4me- hahahaha so true.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
Here are some that I have
you know you have a foot fetish when
... you can recognize a girl by her feet better than her face
... you know every color of nail polish ever made
... you speak Toes as a second language
... you get wood at the sound of flip flops
... you rate women based on their feet instead of their rears
... you list "must have nice feet" on a want ad
... a stright male wants to be a part of girls night
... you go to a pool when you don't like getting wet
... you play the sock game
... your willing to go out of your way to help a girl wearing open toed shoes
... you refuse to talk to girls not wearing open toed shoes
... instead of picturing them without clothes on, you picture them without socks on
... looking at feet is considered cheating
... you don't enjoy stripper unless you see thier feet
... you have impulses to pull off socks
... you sleep on the foot side of your bed
... a non-tapered foot bothers you
... you imagine a world without feet
... you can't fully get to know a girl without seeing her feet
... you remember a girl's shoe size
... you are unable to achieve a full erection from a naked woman wearing sneakers
... you go into stores because "a nice pair" walked in there
... you drop things on the ground just for a peek
... your a male interested in shoe shopping
... you have all the pussy in the world and your still not quite satisfied
... your a member on wu's
Posted by ejc8708 (Member # 31433) on :
^^^ how is looking at feet is considered cheating ???? wow Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
keyfeet that was pure brilliance! You so win this thread!
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
i personally hope someone beats me, reading these are fun
Posted by Tyler D. (Member # 11452) on :
when u are at a family reunion and you all go out for dinner and you see an unrelated hot chic nearby and the 1st thing you think about is sniffing her feet (when you should be thinking about how great it is to be around your family).
when the family reunion event is also swappable with work meeting trip, church outing, or going out on your own to help the homeless, you know for a fact you have a foot fetish, hee Hee Posted by toeringguy (Member # 32356) on :
when you see a girl on the street and shes obviously not good looking or overweight or something like that and you think she totally hot because her feet are hot
when your walking somewhere and you walk out of your way to get closer to see a girls feet
Posted by octoberbaseball (Member # 20977) on :
To: Keyfeet, hahaha, those were great and so true. You drop things on the ground just for a peek. Very true. I started this topic so I guess I'll add one. You know you have a foot fetish when..... You ask a girl if she's ticklish, not because you're actually wondering, but because you want to get your hands on something nice. I too am having fun reading these, thanks for all of the responses.
Posted by FtLckr26 (Member # 13998) on :
when your late for work or getting home cause you followed a pair of feet that were on the dash
Posted by IBtwisted (Member # 14576) on :
when you piss her off. She says " I will stomp your ass", and you say, "Don't tease me".
Posted by JerryJones (Member # 35340) on :
when you massage and kiss your woman's feet anytime they even get near you.
Posted by Albatross (Member # 15234) on :
If you've ever jerked off to a pilates/yoga video or book.
Posted by Fate111 (Member # 2627) on :
the term "shrimping" has nothing to do with seafood.
Posted by curly09 (Member # 33380) on :
when you stay awake the longest at a party to get those pair of heels once everyones in bed.
Posted by hiarch1 (Member # 17718) on :
Procrastinate going to work, when the woman that is hanging her flats on the end of her feet, will not leave for a hour, just sitting there talking to a friend.
Posted by footboy1 (Member # 4549) on :
...When you think about smelling Eva Longoria's feet 20-30x a day! (NO exaggeration!)
...When logging on to Wu's is one of the first things you do when you wake up! Even over going to the bathroom!
...When you see a pretty girl with sandals on you want to smell her feet so bad it hurts you in the pit of your stomach!
...When you sit through 30 minutes of a yoga program just to get some good glimpses of the instructor's soles!
...When you stare at your Sister-In-Law's feet and soles and think naughty things, even when you know it's wrong but f*ck it anyway! (And alcohol will amplify these feelings anywhere between 2x-5x, depending on how much you have consumed! )
...When you're at the grocery store on a hot summer's day and all you can seem to do is look down at the cold floor! (and it's not because you're searching for dust-bunnies!)
-footboy1
Posted by coedfeet (Member # 2738) on :
When you watch through the peephole in your hotel room, the blonde housekeeping woman's dirty soles as she vacuums the rooms across from you. You wack and leave your mess for her to clean up Posted by footboy1 (Member # 4549) on :
...heh heh just thought of a couple more!
...When you meet a pretty girl (maybe a new co-worker or a friend of a friend) and while shaking her hand and exchanging small-talk all you are thinking to yourself is "Geezus F*cking Christ I wonder what her feet smell like???" !
...When you are watching one of the pretty sexy female news anchors on a local tv station... dressed all prim and proper in their tight suit and skirt and nylons and high heels and you can't remember a single word coming out of her mouth, because all the while you are thinking to yourself, "Ghhesh, I wonder what those sweaty soles smell like?!?!" !
-footboy1
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
quote:Originally posted by coedfeet: When you watch through the peephole in your hotel room, the blonde housekeeping woman's dirty soles as she vacuums the rooms across from you. You wack and leave your mess for her to clean up
It sounds like you are speaking from experience there coed.. Posted by octoberbaseball (Member # 20977) on :
These are awesome everyone.
Posted by bad02080 (Member # 22150) on :
When you have to act like you are texting or playing on your phone, only to be snapping pictures like crazy of some hot feet......
Posted by bad02080 (Member # 22150) on :
When you have to act like you are texting or playing on your phone, only to be snapping pictures like crazy of some hot feet......
Posted by bad02080 (Member # 22150) on :
another one.......when you are house-sitting/dog watching a neighbors house and you go into her closet and and sniff her shoes and jack off on them.
Posted by Fate111 (Member # 2627) on :
when you have female friends/acquaintances who take pictures of their feet, either with their digital camera or cell phone, and send them to you.
And another similar one...
when you have female friends/acquaintances who grab your digital camera and take pictures of their feet and the feet of other women for you.
Posted by bison4me (Member # 21530) on :
You'll stand in a long a line behind a woman with flip-flops on or a woman dipping in and out of her slides than stand in a short line with no eye candy.
Posted by footboy1 (Member # 4549) on :
quote:Originally posted by bison4me: You'll stand in a long a line behind a woman with flip-flops on or a woman dipping in and out of her slides than stand in a short line with no eye candy.
This one is EXCELLENT. I have done this MANY times.
Can't BELIEVE I didn't think of that one myself!
-footboy1
Posted by Smonster (Member # 4769) on :
....a new girl adds you on facebook - or some such social network site - and the first thing you do is go through her pictures for ones of her feet.
.... 'head, shoulders, knees and toes' was your favourite children's song while growing up!
.... you sing the hokey kokey like this - 'you put your left foot in *STARE*, left foot out *tut*, in out in out and shake it all about *cream*!!'
Posted by CityOfSin (Member # 26095) on :
quote:Originally posted by Smonster: ....a new girl adds you on facebook - or some such social network site - and the first thing you do is go through her pictures for ones of her feet.
.... 'head, shoulders, knees and toes' was your favourite children's song while growing up!
.... you sing the hokey kokey like this - 'you put your left foot in *STARE*, left foot out *tut*, in out in out and shake it all about *cream*!!'
Lmao so true! I know that's what i do!
Posted by CityOfSin (Member # 26095) on :
quote:Originally posted by Fate111: when you have female friends/acquaintances who take pictures of their feet, either with their digital camera or cell phone, and send them to you.
And another similar one...
when you have female friends/acquaintances who grab your digital camera and take pictures of their feet and the feet of other women for you.
Can i meet your friends? lol shit i wish i had female friends like that you are one lucky son of a bitch!
Posted by Jesibel420 (Member # 35653) on :
when your girlfriend spends more time on primping her feet than she spends on her makeup.
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jesibel420: when your girlfriend spends more time on primping her feet than she spends on her makeup.
haha!! totally agree with that one!
When your gf isn’t the only one who gets excited about shoe sale season Posted by ejc8708 (Member # 31433) on :
quote:Originally posted by bad02080: another one.......when you are house-sitting/dog watching a neighbors house and you go into her closet and and sniff her shoes and jack off on them.
And We Wonder Why People Think We Are Weird And Are Pervs
Posted by GQguy (Member # 16534) on :
quote:Originally posted by ejc8708:
quote:Originally posted by bad02080: another one.......when you are house-sitting/dog watching a neighbors house and you go into her closet and and sniff her shoes and jack off on them.
And We Wonder Why People Think We Are Weird And Are Pervs
Hilarious! Starts of innocent....then goes off the deep end.
Posted by Drunk_24-7 (Member # 21781) on :
When it's your birthday and the thing you're most looking forward too is having your girlfriend step on a piece of cake so you can lick the icing off her toes.
Posted by octoberbaseball (Member # 20977) on :
quote:Originally posted by bison4me: You'll stand in a long a line behind a woman with flip-flops on or a woman dipping in and out of her slides than stand in a short line with no eye candy.
Made me think of this. You know you have a foot fetish when... You don't mind going through airport security and actually hope they ask people to take their shoes off.
Posted by scrunchlover (Member # 21542) on :
When you choose a seat in a class/seminar based on who you think will do the most shoeplay.
or
When "thongs" refers to shoes rather than underwear.
Posted by Elvzz (Member # 14178) on :
When you wipe your gfs feet before bed.
When you have 3 sales women in Lisbon modeling shoes for you and you get wood. And you'd choose this over vicki secret anyday.
When you realize that boobs cant grab your johnson.
Posted by feetness (Member # 3546) on :
when you start looking at a girl from the bottom to the top! Posted by c_los (Member # 7683) on :
...if you've ever tried to take candid shots of a strangers sexy feet on you cell phone cam.
...if you check out a girl with shoes on and wonder what her feet look like.
...if you can tell a girl is gonna have sexy feet just by looking at her face.
Posted by BFS (Member # 20905) on :
...you're more excited to go shoe shopping for hours than to go to a sports bar w/ your guy friends
...you wish they made a scented candle titled "12 hour leather pump"
...you've sneaked a sniff of a co-workers shoe while she's on lunch on more than one occasion
...you bring up feet in conversation with a woman in an ambiguous way to be able to stare down at her feet without her thinking its weird
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
And when your not afraid to handle your girlfriends socks.
Posted by Pjay (Member # 35692) on :
...when you can tell by a woman's fingernails whether she'll have pretty toenails (and it usually works!)
Posted by octoberbaseball (Member # 20977) on :
quote:Originally posted by BFS: ...you're more excited to go shoe shopping for hours than to go to a sports bar w/ your guy friends
...you wish they made a scented candle titled "12 hour leather pump"
...you've sneaked a sniff of a co-workers shoe while she's on lunch on more than one occasion
...you bring up feet in conversation with a woman in an ambiguous way to be able to stare down at her feet without her thinking its weird
Haha, the last one is so true. Me: what company makes those flip flops?
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
A+ Thread Posted by Kwiksand1 (Member # 2390) on :
When your wife comes homes after a long day, kicks off her shoes and says "OMG! My feet stink!" makes you hard as a rock!
Posted by octoberbaseball (Member # 20977) on :
quote:Originally posted by Kwiksand1: When your wife comes homes after a long day, kicks off her shoes and says "OMG! My feet stink!" makes you hard as a rock!
Or if she says My feet are so sore.
Posted by coedfeet (Member # 2738) on :
When non foot guys don't care if you massage, worship, and in some cases, get footjobs from their woman. Because they don't look at messing with their woman's feet as sexual, and sometimes it saves them from having to do the massaging themselves.
Posted by timothy99 (Member # 28289) on :
when a woman is barefoot you consider them naked already.
Posted by timothy99 (Member # 28289) on :
When you say "nice shoes what size are they" hoping the girl takes them off to look at the size so you can see her feet.
Posted by vice0999 (Member # 28268) on :
quote:Originally posted by coedfeet: When non foot guys don't care if you massage, worship, and in some cases, get footjobs from their woman. Because they don't look at messing with their woman's feet as sexual, and sometimes it saves them from having to do the massaging themselves.
How could you possibly say that a footjob isn't sexual?
Posted by c_los (Member # 7683) on :
This one just hit me yesterday.
...when you see Toyota's FJ cruiser and think Foot Job.
Posted by SOLESQUIRTERS (Member # 29802) on :
quote:Originally posted by c_los: This one just hit me yesterday.
...when you see Toyota's FJ cruiser and think Foot Job.
Haha! Good One! I did! Posted by octoberbaseball (Member # 20977) on :
If you have ever attended a yoga or pilates class and not for your health. (Sort of goes along with something someone else posted like if you've ever gotten off to a yoga or pilates dvd. Honestly I'd consider doing Yoga, because there's a really hot older woman who takes it. There was one girl who I knew she persuaded me to take pilates so I did when we did exercises on the floor her feet were practically in my face and I made my hands "accidentally" hit her feet.
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