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Last night i was pretty wasted, got home at about 2:30, had a few glasses of water, went for the customary massive slash and dropped into bed fully clothed and pretty much passed out. Before i get on to what happened let me preface it by explaining that my dog is a completely fucking horny bitch and is currently in heat. A few days ago me and my brother caught her sitting on his ps2 controller since he'd left it vibrating. she was yelping pretty fucking loud. Anyway this morning i woke up at 5 amidst a wonderful dream of me railing my dentist to find my dick hard and soaking wet, only to look down and see my stupid fucking bitch dog licking it all over. I cannot emphasize enough how bizarre this situation is. I remember that i went to sleep with my belt on and covered by my sheets. Either the dog somehow managed in a horny craze to overcome these obstacles just to get a piece of my cock or someone is playing a sick joke on me. I honestly suspect foul play by my brother as i borrowed his chipmunk leather belt a few nights ago and got vomit on it. But wtf should i do? confront him or act like nothing happened and try to block this out?
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Something similar happened to a girl I was seeing. We drank all night and she couldn't hold her liquor very well. She found herself puking quiet a bit in my bathrooms toilet that night.
Anyway, my dog rex ran into the bathroom behind her. She wasn't really wearing anything(got out of bed in the middle of the night puking) and the dog kept sniffing her pussy. I walked in to get her and noticed it. He started licking her some. She was so sick and puking that she just kinda hit at him trying to scare him away. I guess she couldn't muster much strength cause he didn't budge a bit.
I know I should have just pulled him away but I was kinda turned on. I ended up talking her into getting on all fours on the bed and letting the dog lick her more from behind. She still gets mad when I bring it up.
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WTF!!!! If anything ever did happen to me like that, it would go to the grave with me! Are you sure that in your drunken state that you didnt smear peanut butter all over your junk, in hopes that the dog would lick it off? Yep...I bet that is what really happened! And whats up with the chimpmunk leather belt? Maybe the dog smelled that and decided since no other dogs were around........
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