I know that there's a "bitchin' thread", I'd say that this is a variation of that... Not too sure if this is goin' to work but Start your sentence with "I HATE IT WHEN...."Blank.......... You get the picture...
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
I HATE IT WHEN some jack ass starts a new negativity thread in the miscellaneous off topic section other than myself!
I hate it when everyone in the house aside myself sleeps in late and I have to sit around quiet twiddling my thumbs from fear of waking them and bringing down the ire of my family upon me!
I hate it when my daughter and her friends take over the living room sleeping on the couches and I can't get into the kitchen to grind the coffee.
I hate it when I sit on the can and it feels like I'm about to give birth to a 13 pound baby and all I get is a little pellet that splashes water back up on my ass.
I hate it when you sit down to eat in a restaurant and your knee finds someone's fresh gum that they stuck to the underside of the table.
I hate it when my wife tries to talk to me while she's driving and pays little attention to the road, traffic, the curb, etc...
I hate it when my wife tries to talk to me while I'm driving and I get distracted from the road, traffic, the curb, etc...
Next, cell phone rant...
I hate it when people look surprised that I don't and won't own a cell phone!
I hate it when people talk on a cell phone and they are totally oblivious to the world around them. You know blah blah blah blah while standing at the counter with the dude waiting for them to order while you are behind them ready to stab them with a spork.
I hate it when people at work check their messages constantly on their cell phones because that all so important reply with a smiley is a top priority rather than the job they should be doing.
I hate it when people talk to you in text! One of my subordinates actually said "BRB" when she left to take a break!
I hate it when people are so busy talking on their phone they fail to notice the traffic light has changed to green and they are still sitting in the car flailing one arm while the other holds the phone to their ear as they are in intense heated conversation.
I'm going to need a sedative...
[ March 19, 2008, 11:11 AM: Message edited by: LeDaemon ]
Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
I hear ya LD! I refuse to own a cell phone...like I want to be chained to something that can fit in my pocket! I hate it when "homeless" people ask for "spare change"...if I HAD spare change like the flying fuck I'm going to give it to you! I hate it when people complain about their situation but do nothing to fix or make it better.... I have a shit more 'bitches' but I'll save them for later Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
I hate it when you go grocery shopping chucking whatever into the shopping trolley, getting to the checkout and the total far exceeds your expectations.......
I hate it when someone has a really interesting story you want to hear but they haven't brushed their teeth.....
I hate it when you take your car to a mechanic and they can add whatever price, to whatever part, to whatever and charge you whatever....
[ March 19, 2008, 02:34 PM: Message edited by: FootLongSub Zero ]
Posted by Mighty Mike (Member # 1922) on :
I hate it when hypocrites, like gov spitzer who was very vocal against prostitution uses them himself
I hate it when our govt cares more about steroids in sports than things THAT ACTUALLY MATTER
and like ladaemon i hate when people abuse and overuse cell phones, 15 years ago only businessmen and zack morris had cell phones and the world worked just fine
Posted by shook (Member # 12484) on :
First, LD is my hero.
I hate it when i have to piss every 15 minutes from coffee and pop
Posted by A&F_FootDude_05 (Member # 2999) on :
I hate it when girls hate their feet yet they're actually nice...I know way to go off-topic in an off-topic forum.
Going back to cell phone discussion I hate it when people don't answer their cell phones...My mother does not have a cell phone and she easier to reach than anyone I know or have ever known with a cell phone.
Cell phones annoy me a lot, I have come to realize they're best for photography - from an impromptu standpoint - than anything else.
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
I hate it when you go to fart and it comes out shit.... Posted by shook (Member # 12484) on :
^ had that happen to me once. damn it was gross.
i hate it when people think i'm someone else and want to kick the shit out of me because of it ( happened tonight )
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
I hate it when I end up working harder at home on my vacation then I do at my job.
I've taken the week off and I'm doing home improvement projects all over the place. Complete remodel of one bathroom, refinishing kitchen cabinets, etc... I woke up this morning with a pounding headache from breathing fumes from the varnish I'm using too. I'm even coating this shit outside in a well ventilated open garage too. Guess I'll have to keep burning brain cells for another day and hope for the best. Perhaps the brain cancer I'll get from this won't kill me until I finish this project and I can shoot and post more pics of the missus's feet.
Posted by xxmadisonxx (Member # 24593) on :
i hate it wen some looser comes chargin up behind me flashin his lights wen im already doing 70mph with my baby in car,
i hate it wen i go to look at a house fill out all the paper work only to b told it has gone to the other viewer!
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
I hate it when I see "the artist game" back to the top of the list ... (sick of that game... Honestly how many X's bands are there? So many repeated).... (No offence players ) Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
I hate it when it gets a little warmer in the winter or fall months and women feel the need to break out their flip flops or sandels again but don't feel the need to polish their toes or cut their toenails. And most of the women that do it are the ones whose feet you don't want to see anyway.
Posted by Toetapper (Member # 6473) on :
I hate it when the singer announces: "We've had a request for 'Old Time Rock'n'Roll'/'Takin' Care of Business'/'Gimme Three Steps'/'Proud Mary'/'Sweet Child O' Mine'/'Wipe Out', etc.
As horrible as it may sound, I think I would rather play Paul Anka's "You're Havin' My Baby" than to run over the old tracks I mention above. Haven't heard many requests for "Smoke on the Water"; might have some thing to do with that incident about 15 years ago....Enough of that - to commiserate with LeDaemon:
The Telephone.
Truly, a marvelous invention. A wonder of communication. The instrument of greatest rudeness. One can be having the most important conversation of one's life and the phone rings... The conversation stops and the phone is answered. The train of thought is lost and a solution for all the world's ills goes with it (Okay, so maybe it was just reconciling a schedule for picking up the kids or a couple rediscovering their mutual attraction).
It was bad enough at home but, now, people are carrying the rudeness with them! Still, I have not become accustomed to seeing people walking in little circles shrieking into thin air - cell phone users have now joined the ranks of the homeless schizophrenics.
I have an acquaintance in "Human Resources" (once-upon-a-time more clearly called Personnel), who told me of an interview during which she was asked to leave as the applicant had a "personal call" that she "had to take". Needless to mention the trap-door beneath the applicant's chair was activated.
The final question is to ask when did someone, not in the room, become more important than the one in the room?
Thus endeth the sermon.
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
Amen brother.
Posted by Brandy's Foot Slave (Member # 20905) on :
I hate it When People Say "Any Ways" When it should be Any way
I hate it when a girl says "I'm Fine" when what she means is "I'm Clearly not fine...and you have to figure out whats wrong with me"
I hate it when I spend an hour washing dishes and then I get home from work and the sink is full again
I hate it when I go in to get my Oil changed and then the mechanics come and tell me I need to spend $500 on new brakes, rotors, etc..
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
I hate it when relatives have parties on Sundays when all you want to do is relax and watch football or just relax at home when it isnt football season. I like to wind down before starting the work week.
Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
"I hate it when people talk to you in text." Comment by LD.
LOL my BFF.
_fjb_
Posted by Ophillia (Member # 29787) on :
I HATE when i go to the bathroom at night and fall into the freezing cold water because the men in my house did NOT put the seat back down.
I HATE tube tops. I'm a woman and yes i am saying not all women should wear them.
I HATE seeing those gstrings with charms on them. Some people wear them like it is an accessory. I mean things on your butt should not be hanging out. I don't wanna see it.
I HATE when i go to buy booze and i DON'T get carded.
I REALLY HATE the teenage barbie doll behind the counter who doesn't id me because she thinks i look WAY older then 21! I hope her tube top falls down and her gstring charm gets lost in her buttcrack!
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
My son's fucking Devil's loving coach practices so late that I miss the first two periods of the Flyers beating the Caps.
Posted by sofatater (Member # 4209) on :
I hate it when I get STUPID mail from some large corporate entity that is legally robbing me blind. Example: I just got a letter from my bank telling me that my checking account is overdrawn. o.k. no big deal there. They've charged me $36.00 to cover a check my account couldn't cover and now they want me to send them a FU_KIN' CHECK to cover the first check and the overdraft fee!!?? Posted by Fate111 (Member # 2627) on :
I hate asshole drivers who do the speed limit, or less than the speed limit and absolutely insist on staying in the passing lane and then are complete assholes about it!
I was on the local interstate a couple of weeks ago, and there was this asshat in the left hand (passing) lane. He was not even doing the local speed limit of 65 mph! As it's technically illegal to pass someone on the right under those circumstances, I didn't want to pass him, just in case there were cops lurking around, as it was after the sun had gone down and they would probably not be so visible if any were out. So, I got behind him in the left hand (passing) lane and flashed my headlights at him a few times to get him to move over into the right hand (traveling) lane. He, after another couple of minutes, finally moved over into the right hand lane and I passed him.
Then, suddenly, this shit for brains moron discovers where his gas pedal is because now he's pissed that I made him move out of the passing lane where he shouldn't have been in the first place! He starts tailgating me and starts flashing his headlights at me! I then had to increase my speed to about 80 mph to get him off of my ass before he finally chickened out and stopped tailing me. Thankfully, no cops were out that evening.
It just irks the shit out of me how some people have absolutely no concern for others driving on the road today and have to be rude, obnoxious pricks about things when they're not "getting their way" on the highway!
Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
quote:Originally posted by sofatater: I hate it when I get STUPID mail from some large corporate entity that is legally robbing me blind. Example: I just got a letter from my bank telling me that my checking account is overdrawn. o.k. no big deal there. They've charged me $36.00 to cover a check my account couldn't cover and now they want me to send them a FU_KIN' CHECK to cover the first check and the overdraft fee!!??
Hey bro..I work for a bank and I deal with about 50 clients a day about this topic. Best way to put it is "Hey..you wrote a check saying that there will be the money in your account when they cash it, by you NOT having money in your account when they cash it is considered a lesser form of fraud so we YOUR bank got charged fees for you not passing your check out of your account...which when you figure out the time that is put into verifying funds and so forth between banks and transferring the funds from each account equals up to more than $36. I usually candy coat it a lot better than that obviously because people do not like hearing they commit a lesser form of fraud when a check 'bounces'! Just providing a little bit of insight...oh ya..and one more thing...Overdraft Protection is one of the hardest form of lending to be approved for due to the fact it is risky to the bank and a lot of people live their lives in Overdraft so a lot of the O/D get turned into loans. I'll stop now...as for Hates... I absolutely FUCKING hate people in general...I deal with the public and my fucking god if people just took 5 fucking seconds and stood back a minute before calling and shitting down my throat about a policy I can't change I would actually start to love life again. Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
You dip a cookie in your coffee and it breaks and falls back into the cup before it gets to your mouth Posted by sofatater (Member # 4209) on :
My bitch wasn't about the fee. I know why I'm being charged and don't have a problem with that. If I don't have money in my checking account, where the fuck am I gonna get money to send you a check for. My bitch was about the letter asking for a CHECK. If the money for the second check is in the account, the bank knows it and takes the money out. So, why send the bank a check? Or do banks automatically assume that a person has multiple checking accounts?
It's like me handing you a check. You take the check to my bank and they tell you it's no good. So you bring it back to me and I say o.k. I'm sorry. Here let me write you a check. Or, would you rather have cash?
Ever consider a job as a Forest Ranger? All ya gotta do there is keep Yogi and BooBoo from stealing Pic a nic baskets.
Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
Ya no problem bro...I knew you weren't raggin on banks in general! But ya...in terms of you having just say one checking account with Bank A, chances are you will probably have other bank accounts with Bank B. Banks more than likely know you have bank accounts in the B Bank and that's why the send you a nice letter asking for the account to be brought up to a positive balance...or else it goes to collections believe it or not and you can say good bye to your credit score.
Posted by sofatater (Member # 4209) on :
No kidding? I'm just a regular schmuck trying to make ends meet. I've never had more than one account at a time. Damn, live and learn. Thanks. I was only thinking that they knew the moment I made a deposit and would just grab the money then. I didn't realize so many people had multiple accounts.
Don't let the public get ya down. They're not bitching at you personally, you just happen to be the poor bastard that has to answer their questions. Been there done that, bought the T shirt. That's why I don't work in the public realm anymore.I used to work in hospitality. Believe me, when Joe Public goes on vacation he has his "American Distress Card" but, he left his brains at home.(right nest to the iron still plugged in)
Have a great day.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Awwwww how cute, you guys gonna cuddle now Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
I hate it when i get home from work and eat dinner and then i feel tired and have to take a nap and then its ever closer to the next stinkin work day.
Posted by Xero (Member # 15476) on :
I hate it when ignorant, close minded people are the ones who are in charge. If you have to start out your spill in a meeting with an employee one on one with "I don't judge people on the basis of their race, sex, sexual orientation, religious practices or life style." obviously you had to take time to think about about what it is that the person might view as WRONG in your practices and go about your way to make a them feel less threatened by the conversation. Look everyone has their hang ups, but if you don't bring it up I won't either. If you are not doing your job then that is all we need to talk about, not a personal fear of someone's gay interracial relationship, alternative life style while they worship satan. Honestly I don't give a rat's ass about what you do on your free time, let's talk about what you're not doing in the company.
Another pisser of moments is listening to coporate big wigs tell you how much the company if struggling, but they are talking about their recent purchase of a $1.2 million beach house and them buying their kid a brand new Porsche for their High School graduation. Look I would forfeit my bonus if it means that my employees can get a cost of living raise each year. Just as long as I can pay for my house and keep a car to drive (no it doesn't have to be the most expensive thing in town).
I hate it when a corporate entity breaks so many laws that they get fined an outrageous amount of money and then sit and bargain it down saying they can't afford to pay these penalties under the guise that it would hurt the little people in the company and then once they pay their fines, they go right back to doing it again. And you know when you are on the inside and you see what the corporation is doing to the people under you and it bothers you that it is pretty bad.
I hate it when you are judged before you even open your mouth. If appearance is what we judge others intelligence by then I guess Steven Hawkings just managed to slip by and is not that bright huh?
I hate it when stupid people breed. I'm not saying you need a Ph.D. to be smart. hell to the contrary, I find those so called smart people being the reason I hate the idea of some people breeding. Just because I may have a masters in Robotics Engineering does not mean that I have the social or survival skills to actually pass on a new line of people into the world who are just as unprepared as I am.
I hate when someone tries to steal another person's dream. If you want to hurt someone climb in a boxing ring with them and the two of you work out your problems. Don't constantly try to pull them down, if you don't like their ideas then you don't like them. Don't make it a goal in your life to try and ruin it because it does not fit in you idea of the norm. I am guilty of this myself, probably the reason I hate it so much
This post came just at a time when some folks managed to piss me off with some of what I am talking about.
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
I hate it when the weather changes from 40 to 50 in New Jersey to 80 overnight without warning... Where the fuck is Spring?????
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
I hate it when you take your food to the lounge, settle on the couch and forget the salt...
Posted by jayrea (Member # 28480) on :
I hate being in the store and the person in front of me is trying to count out exact change. I hate when people don't use their blinkers. I hate cleaning and five minutes later the kitchen is destroyed (not by me). I hate it when my son miss aim's and their is pee on the floor. I hate stepping in the pee when I get up to go to the bathroom. I hate the N word, no matter who is using it. I hate not being able to smoke in a bar. I hate wakeing up before the alarmclock. I hate when someone is ordering food while on their cell phone. I hate when someone txt's you to call them I hate when I find a cute pair of sandals or flipflops but not in my size I hate having big boobs, shirts don't fit right. I hate men who think they are "players".
ummmm i think thats it for now
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
I hate it when the Flyers are winnging 3-2 and lose the lead with 28 seconds left in the game to the Montreal Canadiens....
Posted by Sir Mike (Member # 1922) on :
I hate it when people can't handle the truth
Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
quote:Originally posted by Cain: I hate it when the Flyers are winnging 3-2 and lose the lead with 28 seconds left in the game to the Montreal Canadiens....
I hate the fact that Montreal could even possibly be losing to Philly! But... WE WON! Posted by Ophillia (Member # 29787) on :
LOL Cain i feel yea im not in Jeresy but we are suppose to get some snow here on monday. WTF i hate that!
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
quote:Originally posted by jayrea: I hate it when my son miss aim's and their is pee on the floor. I hate stepping in the pee when I get up to go to the bathroom.
Reminds me of a couple...
I hate it when you get double stream (or more) so wide apart that your trying to strategically maneuver both into the toilet bowl and each one are barely making it in...
I hate it when a sub-stream comes back and goes on my pants
P.S. These happen not so often but hate it when it does..... honest Posted by jayrea (Member # 28480) on :
quote:Originally posted by FootLongSub Zero:
quote:Originally posted by jayrea: I hate it when my son miss aim's and their is pee on the floor. I hate stepping in the pee when I get up to go to the bathroom.
Reminds me of a couple...
I hate it when you get double stream (or more) so wide apart that your trying to strategically maneuver both into the toilet bowl and each one are barely making it in...
I hate it when a sub-stream comes back and goes on my pants
P.S. These happen not so often but hate it when it does..... honest
how in the hell do you get a "double stream"???
Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
It happens sometimes...more often than not after sex or jerking off...cum buildup and what not Posted by J.J. (Member # 24686) on :
Yep, can be embarrassing in some situations.
Posted by J.J. (Member # 24686) on :
Oh yeah, almost forgot, I hate it when I'm nerveous before playing a gig. I've been a musician for over twentyfive years now and I'm still as nerveous as the first time I played for people. It's a royal pain in the ass.
Posted by HailyWood (Member # 25294) on :
I hate it when I call a tech line due to a legitimate problem and the person on the other line is not actually listening to me and responding, but instead is reading from some pre-written script and trying to find the right "response" based on a few keywords in my complaint. 99% of the time, the "response" they give has nothing to do with my problem. Why can't they make tech departments where the people anwering the phone are actually familiar with the product I am calling about? Is that so impossible?
Posted by topcat1238 (Member # 4044) on :
I hate it when I put an extraordinary Muscovy Duck breast on the menu and someone orders it well done...
I hate it when someone doesn't understand one of my dishes...
Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
I hate it when someone asks me to cook for them I kid I kid...but ya...I can't cook worth shit...but I DO happen to love eating out Posted by Ophillia (Member # 29787) on :
i hate it when you have been waiting WEEKS for this movie to come out. It's an R rated movie. You pay your money you get your snacks and just when it starts to get good you hear some KID screaming in the back row!!!!!!
Posted by footgirl0226 (Member # 29201) on :
Oh I so would have went to the mang. and got free tickets for another show.
Yes I have... olol
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
I hate it when you get take-out (eg. Wendy's, KFC, Mc D's....etc) and when you get home they've forgotten something in the order....
Because of this happening 3 times plus, I check my order in the bag at the window before I drive off....
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
I hate it when they add too much comedy to comic book movies just so they can sell more tickets to the kids... Like for example both Fantastic Four movies, Spiderman 3 and all the Batman movies besides the original and Batman Begins. There is no place for humor in comic book movies unless it is based on the character's attitudes such as Tony Stark in Iron Man or Bruce Wayne's playboy-like lifestyle.
Posted by Thundercracker (Member # 7778) on :
I hate it when you get something in your eye and you're nowhere NEAR a mirror to get it out. And it really sucks if you're just a person with long eyelashes.
Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
I really haven't followed this thread, but, I hate it when I'm out, usually in a super market, and I walk into somebody else's FART-CLOUD. For several reasons I get out of the vacinity ASAP..
_fjb_
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
quote:Originally posted by footjoyboy: I really haven't followed this thread, but, I hate it when I'm out, usually in a super market, and I walk into somebody else's FART-CLOUD.
_fjb_
And someone else who walks by while your in the cloud, looks at you as if your the the one who did it. Now I hate that...
Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
"And someone else who walks by while your in the cloud, looks at you as if your the the one who did it." Comment by FLS Z
Besides the smell, that's exactly one of the reasons I get the Hell outa' the area.
_fjb_ Posted by PublicName (Member # 12270) on :
I hate it when I take a big shit, and after I'm done, realize there's no toilet paper in the bathroom.
This has happened many times, and I still forget to double check before I sit down..
Disgusting I know, but it has to be said. Posted by Sir Mike (Member # 1922) on :
quote:Originally posted by PublicName: I hate it when I take a big shit, and after I'm done, realize there's no toilet paper in the bathroom.
This has happened many times, and I still forget to double check before I sit down..
Disgusting I know, but it has to be said.
haha once I saw written on an empty toilet paper roll "you're fucked" Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
I hate it when my hand breaks through the toilet paper...no way in hell THAT was 2 ply! Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
I hate it when your mowing the lawn and run over dog/cat shit...
I haven't mowed the lawn in about 5 years coz we have a lawn-mowing man. Just remembered the smell coz while I was hangin' out the washing about 5mins ago a neighbour was doin' his lawn and a familiar cloud of shit smell came my way...
Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
..."mowing the lawn and run over dog/cat shit" Comment by FLS Z
That happens to me alot when I mow, especially the back yard. What bothers me more than the smell is that the shit sticks to the wheel and makes the mower bump up and down and you have to stop and clean the wheel.
_fjb_
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
...Yeah and I also hate that part where the grass meets the concrete path/driveway, especially when it's a lil uneven trying not to get that KCRRRRRRR sound when it's blade vs concrete.....
Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
^^ As bad as nails on a chalkboard to me. ^^
_fjb_
Posted by perfectpeds (Member # 29295) on :
I hate when I can't think of anything good to say! LOL
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
I hate it when it takes fifty phone calls for some one to find my street.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
I hate it when normal road meets steep driveway, either scapes your front bumper or clips your tail pipe...
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
How about a drive way that has a huge mudhole in the middle of it and your girlfriends car is to low to go through it.
Posted by A&F_FootDude_05 (Member # 2999) on :
quote:Originally posted by PublicName: I hate it when I take a big shit, and after I'm done, realize there's no toilet paper in the bathroom.
This has happened many times, and I still forget to double check before I sit down..
Disgusting I know, but it has to be said.
For me, its like the first thing I do without thinking is check the paper - if it is running a bit low on supplies, I'll wait for another stall....unless it's filled with shit or smells like shit.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
quote:Originally posted by A&F_FootDude_05:
quote:Originally posted by PublicName: I hate it when I take a big shit, and after I'm done, realize there's no toilet paper in the bathroom.
This has happened many times, and I still forget to double check before I sit down..
Disgusting I know, but it has to be said.
For me, its like the first thing I do without thinking is check the paper - if it is running a bit low on supplies, I'll wait for another stall....unless it's filled with shit or smells like shit.
Never happens to me. I ALWAYS wipe the seat before I sit down, might be lil' shit stains or piss drops from the last user and the plus the paper adds a cousion to prevent splashback....
Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
Did ya's ever see that pic that says on the empty toilet roll
"YOUR FUCKED NOW!"
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
Use hand towels.
Posted by perfectpeds (Member # 29295) on :
WOW - I guess "shit" is a hot topic here! LOL
Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
I hate it when a fella gets a "cling-on"...
Alright...I vote subject change!
Posted by Tyler D. (Member # 11452) on :
I hate it when you go in to lick a woman's soles and she pulls her feet away
Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
Or ya get a toe up your nose! Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
I hate the parking warden that warned me about parking on the yellow lines so I moved the car and he didn't give me a ticket..... THE DICKHEAD SENT IT!!!! Grrrrrr... just got it today in the post $60...
Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
" just got it today in the post $60..." Comment by FLS Z
That's suckin', Dude; you could hire 2 foot models for less than that.
_fjb_
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Probably just saved it on the side in case he was short makin' his 'end of day' quota and was.
$60? Yeah? Think I'm gonna miss my $60 even more ...Oh well, I'll keep that one in mind ....
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
I hate when I cant sleep.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
I hate it when you stub your little toe on the the leg of the coffee table or the couch/sofa ... then all sorts of words come flying out your mouth "FU$# ^&^%$ #&$^%&*#@" Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
I hate it when the Tv is turened up to loud.
Posted by footspy (Member # 2112) on :
I hate it when I'm trying to sleep in the morning and I get woken up by somebody either listening to music too loud, listening to the tv too loud or talking too loud.
Posted by Toetapper (Member # 6473) on :
I see sleeping issues coming up. My recommendation is a liberal application of bourbon; there are two results that one may achieve:
1) You go out like a light in the middle of your second drink.
2) You have more than two drinks and possess the ability to sleep through a tank driving through your bedroom in the morning.
In keeping with the theme:
I come from a science background and my political leanings are conservative. SO.......
I hate it when conservative pundits (e.g. radio talk show hosts and authors) talk about science as they cannot differentiate shit from Shinola.
Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
I just hate conservative pundits-PERIOD.
_fjb_
Posted by footgirl0226 (Member # 29201) on :
I hate when I get up early all week at 4a --- and I finally have ONE FUCKING day to sleep in- and its 6a and I woke up!
Posted by ffeds91 (Member # 21622) on :
i hate it when the horse that you bet on to win the belmont stakes comes up with a hoof problem the night before the race! ughh
Posted by Bondo (Member # 1403) on :
I hate it when my neighbors dog shits in my front yard. Actually...
I hate it when I discover that my neighbor's dog shit in my front yard when I run it over with the lawn mower.
**slippin-rippin-dang-fang-rotten-zarg-barg-a-ding-dong** Posted by Mattykins (Member # 30985) on :
I hate it when girls are self conscience of their feet and they don't like other people touching them.
I knew a girl that had gorgeous feet, yet she hated people touching them.
Posted by Bondo (Member # 1403) on :
I hate it when people refer to themselves as "myself" rather than "me" or "I". Seems to be a trend over the past few years. For example:
- If you have any questions, you can contact Joe or myself (me). - Joe and myself (I) are the contacts if you have any questions. Posted by sofatater (Member # 4209) on :
I hate it when some clown drives by my house with one of those bass amplifiers in his car cranked up so loud that I can "feel" it and it causes my walls to vibrate.
Posted by footgirl0226 (Member # 29201) on :
I hate when my husband talks in the 3rd person when he is trying to get a point across.
Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
I absolutely fucking HATE it when reporters ask the most trivial questions when interviewing someone... For example:
Covering tornado aftermath... Reporter: "What was going through your mind during the tornado?" Kid: " I just kept thinking my god I hope I don't die etc"
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THE KID IS THINKING??? FUCK
Sorry....my rant was needed... but seriously though...it wasn't just this question but everytime I see a reporter asking deep,thought provoking questions on TV I just want to violently rape some sense into the reporter!
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
Revisiting this thread for the first time in a while and I thought I'd add something else about cell phones.
Another thing that really irks me is the hands free Blue Tooth gadget that people wear in their ears like they are working a mission control for NASA. One of my friends that comes over every Sunday wears one of those things and it never leaves her ear. Usually she's expecting a call from her husband. A few weeks ago she came over with her husband for lunch and both of them wore those things the entire time they were over! Not one phone call came through to either of them. I would've shit my pants if they called each other to talk across the table!
There was this guy that used to walk past my place of business every morning to a Steak & Shake where he worked that also had one of those things in his ear as he would go buy. The self important fast food dude can't afford a car, but walks down the sidewalk in his apron, short tie and talking through his Blue Tooth.
[ June 18, 2008, 10:26 AM: Message edited by: LeDaemon ]
Posted by Foot Lover Of London (Member # 2420) on :
waiting in all day for a parcel to arrive...And guess what it doesnt arrive...
Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
LD I fucking hate people that wear those things!!! Never seem them driving like they are supposed to do..always walking through the mall or street or in a fast food joint! I get violent urges to smash them in the side of the head when I see them walking around with it...always the same kind of people wearing them too...middle aged fat balding guys who wear fanny packs and fake gold chain with their carpet of chest hair and wife beater on with a big mustard stain on the front of it... whew...rant is over Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
I hate it when women use Holloween as an excuse to dress up like whores. When you think about it, nurses don't wear fishnet stockings, kittens don't own push-up bras, and real french maids don't shave their underarms. It's a day for them to do and wear what they want without getting arrested or molested.
Don't get me wrong: I'm all for girls who want to get in touch with their "innerslut". But you have to admit that Holloween has become less about candy, and more about the "haunted ho's". Besides, if I have a steady stream of half-naked women showing up at my door all night, how would I know when my date arrives?
Posted by Ophillia (Member # 29787) on :
i hate it when my husband loses his glasses. i REALLY hate that i found them with the lawn mower today Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
I hate it when I wake up hungry at 2 am.
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
Man here's something that really got to me today!!!
I hate it when you go see a movie in the theater and instead of previews for upcoming movies they show advertisements for everything else.
I shit you not we went to see "The Happening" today (not too shabby, but not the director's best) and there was 20 minutes of advertisements. MOSTLY FOR FUCKING CELLPHONES!!! I don't want to sound like such a grumpy old fuddy duddy, but this was ridiculous.
The ultimate phone allows you to now play Guitar Hero, watch clips of "The Godfather", download MP3s of songs that you don't know but record a little byte of from perhaps someones annoying booming car stereo, and of course take pictures and text your buddies, and make purchases off eBay. I think you can have voice conversations as well. Not absolutely sure.
The commercial even showed people completely out of touch with their real world surroundings walking down busy city walks engrossed in the little 2" screen while furiously pushing buttons and rudely bumping into other passersby.
Eventually I'll find something besides cell phones to hate...
Posted by ffeds91 (Member # 21622) on :
I hate it when you pay someone to redo your entire bathroom and get new indoor doors, but forget to have your contractor paint the doors (paying him additional of course). so now your stuck painting them yourself, all 6 of them. along with repainting the hallway and baseboards. hey, anyone like to paint?!
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
I have done alot of painting here lately but now I dont think I want to paint to much any more.
Posted by ffeds91 (Member # 21622) on :
Come on tiny dave..I need some recruits!
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
Man every thing I see around my house needs painting even my jeep.
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
Ok, I hate when I have to paint!
Have fun with the brush ffeds91!
Posted by ffeds91 (Member # 21622) on :
quote:Originally posted by LeDaemon: Ok, I hate when I have to paint!
Have fun with the brush ffeds91!
Dude, your not helping the cause here! I am gonna get the paint later this morning and actually start painting this afternoon...well..unless my girlfriend comes over, then all bets are off!
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
Well paint her toenails then.
Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
I fucking HATE bugs...I just got back from camping and my god we were raped by bugs! Bug spray does DICK all...although when we got the fire going the bugs pretty much fucked off...
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
I went out to my property and got coverd with tics.
And in a very bad place too.
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
We just got back from a few nights out from a cabin and we were eaten alive by chiggers. We found one tick on my daughter we removed before it could start feasting. Yeah, insect repellent didn't do dick!
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
I spray my boots and pants legs down with off to keep the pricks I mean ticks off.
Posted by footgirl0226 (Member # 29201) on :
When I spend an entire weekend entertaining out of town guest, and all I have to show for it now is a messy house, blister from new flip flops (in between big toe and next- yes very painful), and an achy body that has to do 10hrs at work tomm...
Ugh...
Posted by ffeds91 (Member # 21622) on :
I have to leave work early tommorrow, go to the airport, pick up a couple business associates and take them to the detroit tigers/st louis cardinals game and entertain them. Oh wait, the name of the thread was things you hate...oops..my bad!
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
I hate it when someone starts to back out of a great parking spot only to find that they're just straightening up Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
I hate it when carzy women cut you off on the way home from work and then twist it all around and blame it you. So here's to you bitches... Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
How do you blind a woman Cain??
Put a windshield in front of her! So that probably explains why she cut you off Posted by Ophillia (Member # 29787) on :
lol im a woman and it think that's pretty fukin funny cain! ahh thanks i so needed a good laugh today! and BTL Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
I heard that joke from a helicopter pilot as he was landing it....I said "Thank fuck your not a woman right now! " Posted by Ophillia (Member # 29787) on :
BITE ME Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
Gladly Posted by ffeds91 (Member # 21622) on :
When you go to a baseball game, it starts raining in the 5th inning and you decide to wait it out for an hour, only for it to be raining harder the it orginally was!
Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
This will more then definetly cause a shitstorm...but why the hell would you waste not only money but your time to go and sit and watch a baseball game??
Posted by ffeds91 (Member # 21622) on :
Had too bluetoelover. i had business associates in from out of town and they wanted to see a game. pres was out of town, so guess who was the lucky one who got to go watch the tigers?! trust me, if it was up to me, no way in hell i would have gone. i would have rather painted my doors then be at the game.
Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
Wow...didn't have to duck and run from the bullets! Did ya get to close a deal as a result of the torture? Posted by perfectpeds (Member # 29295) on :
OK -- I hate it when you go into the ladies' room and someone had a bad lunch and they leave as you are coming in... so the next person to come in sees you leave and thinks it was you! Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
It was you wasn't it? kidding
I hate it when there's no toilet paper left and yet your dyin' for a shit.. Posted by perfectpeds (Member # 29295) on :
quote:Originally posted by FootLongSub Zero: It was you wasn't it? kidding
I hate it when there's no toilet paper left and yet your dyin' for a shit..
Not that time!
As a woman I carry a purse so I usually have some tissues. Men have it so tough!
Posted by Johnlovesnicefeet (Member # 30146) on :
i hate it when we live in a brainwashed society that doesn't realize that if we all just shopped the same gas station our gas prices would plummet drastically. damn i just spent $130.00 to fill up at the pump. i gonna start taking the fuc!ing buss if it goes up another $.10.
I hate that we have a government set up to fuc! all the people that make less that $500,000 a year and the people that make more than that truely don't give a fuc! abouth the rest of us.
I hate that when you b!tch about the current state of manipulation that our country has over the lower 95% people think you're not patriotic or that you should move to another country if you don't like "ours" so much. The people that revolutionize societies have to be present to take charge. Patriotism is brainwashing.
I hate that my car is the last quality piece of machinery that detroit ever produced.
I hate that my girl doesn't realize how much of a b!tch her mom is to me. I'll never point it out to her but how many fuc!ing time can her mom point out that that the steaks aren't cooked the exact way that wants when I just spent my hard earned money to feed her family.
I hate that people hate so much random sh!t. I should start a love thread.
Posted by ffeds91 (Member # 21622) on :
i hate it when you have been looking forward to going to play in a golf scramble tournament for 2 months. the weatherman says that its not gonna rain until afternoon but it starts pouring on the 2nd hole! although, i would take a day of golfing in the rain anyday over work!
Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
"Patriotism is brainwashing." Comment by Johnlovesnicefeet
So true; and 'the last refuge of a scoundrel'.
..."i would take a day of golfing in the rain anyday over work!" Comment by ffeds91
Except if there is lightning.
_fjb_ Posted by perfectpeds (Member # 29295) on :
Yeah - remember Caddy Shack!
I hate seeing anyone sad!
Posted by ffeds91 (Member # 21622) on :
your painting your doors and run out of paint when you are 3/4 done. you go to the store to buy more and its only available in gallon size! anyone need any white paint?!
Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
"anyone need any white paint?!" Comment by ffeds91
Save it, you'll need it again-especially white.
_fjb_
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
quote:Originally posted by footjoyboy: "anyone need any white paint?!" Comment by ffeds91
Save it, you'll need it again-especially white.
_fjb_
Yeah, especially if you have any kids running around your house! Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
I FUCKING hate it when you run outta beer and when you do it's when the liqor store is closed!! I just added a new law to Murphy's Law!
It's Canada day weekend here and I thought a 24 would cover me yesterday...WRONG...started drinking at about 1130 yesterday morning and ran out of beer at 530...liqour store closes at 5!!
Posted by Second Timer (Member # 21660) on :
i hate it when there's nothing but old people at my gym and it looks more like a funeral home than a gym.
i hate it when everyone acts like obama is the next messiah.
i hate it when i walk into a store and some homo has flip flops on.
i hate it when people are resistant to new technologies such as cell phones, computers, bluetooths, texting. EVERYBODY and their mother under 30 yrs old uses these gadgets and in 20 yrs, the entire earth will be walking around with a tiny computer screen in front of one eye that enables them to do everything from banking, shopping, communicating, web browsing, looking at feet pics.
i hate it when someone says they like al gore.
i hate it when it's 58 degrees in cleveland, in july (normal high 78 to 80) and still i hear about "global warming."
i hate when a semi-truck won't get the hell out of the left lane.
i hate when i have to wipe my ass 15 times. just hop in shower and get it over with.
i hate it when any kids are around.
i hate it when any traffic jams occur.
i hate it when i wake up at 3:30am and my brain won't stop thinking at a rate of speed that is jetlike.
i hate it when the chic singer is late to the gig for the 8 or 9th time this year. then acts like everything is hunky dorry.
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
I hate it when the rain starts just before I,m done cutting the grass.
Posted by Mommie Dearest (Member # 18340) on :
I hate it when people attempt to guilt trip you.
I hate it when you are checking out at the store and the next woman in line has to make a comfy spot UP YOUR ASS while you are attempting to pay for your purchases.
I hate it when my kid forgets she is 8 and not 25.
I hate it when company comes over, the guys use the bathroom and leave the seat up! I am spoiled in this capacity - my old man learned to pee with the seat DOWN!
I hate it when people have to make everything in life a competition.
[ June 30, 2008, 05:02 PM: Message edited by: Mommie Dearest ]
Posted by footgirl0226 (Member # 29201) on :
I hate having a migraine - something I cant control- and then having to take 8hrs of ETO for the stupid thing! ugh...
I hate calling into work.
I hate when others call into work... lol
Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
I hate everyone complaining about the things they hate. (not really)
_fjb_
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
I hate when some one calls me when their drunk. Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
I know what you mean, Dude; it's even worse when they're drunk.
_fjb_
Posted by Ophillia (Member # 29787) on :
OMG dave that was YOU i called? Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
Might have been.
Posted by Ophillia (Member # 29787) on :
was i good?
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
Are you ever bad?
Posted by footgirl0226 (Member # 29201) on :
I hate when I cant win on stupid carnival games cause i throw like a girl - and just thing its all stupid- and then my daughter cries she didnt win what she wanted...
I hate wearing sandals and getting my feet dirty cause we walked around way too much.
I hate bugs...
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
quote:Originally posted by footgirl0226: I hate when I cant win on stupid carnival games cause i throw like a girl - and just thing its all stupid- and then my daughter cries she didnt win what she wanted...
"Use the force Luke....." Posted by Ophillia (Member # 29787) on :
hmm good point dave Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
Yes that was a sharp remark that I made. Posted by footgirl0226 (Member # 29201) on :
quote:Originally posted by FootLongSub Zero:
quote:Originally posted by footgirl0226: I hate when I cant win on stupid carnival games cause i throw like a girl - and just thing its all stupid- and then my daughter cries she didnt win what she wanted...
"Use the force Luke....."
I totally sucked! Too bad it was hubby's holiday to work... I know she was thinking that too! lol Knowing her, she was thinking "this is bullshit-why is dad working" lol... I am surprised she didnt say it actually...
ugh...
Oh, and I have watched one star wars movie. So, I couldnt even tell you what the force is honestly lol... I have seen one Indian Jones one too but that was like when I was in the 10-12yr old range. Never seen any Star Trek movies or shows or whatever people call them. And never seen Lord of the Rings stuff... I am really not into anything that has to do with sci-fi etc...
Maybe thats why I didnt use the Force lol -
Posted by brianhbgt (Member # 21622) on :
you buy 2 gallons of paint cause you think you will need it, only to need only 1 of them and there is no return policy. i hate that the year is half over already. it seems like it just started. i hate when my vacation has been cancelled for the 3rd time this year. i hate eating to much at a cookout and coming home with a tummy ache and i hate the fact that i haven't seen my parents since christmas time. (have to work on that)
Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
"you buy 2 gallons of paint cause you think you will need it, only to need only 1 of them"... Comment by brianhbgt
Depending on the surface, 1 gallon of paint will cover @ 500 sq. ft. Just sayin'
_fjb_
Posted by footgirl0226 (Member # 29201) on :
Going to bed too late...
Waking up too early...
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
quote:Originally posted by footgirl0226:
quote:Originally posted by FootLongSub Zero:
quote:Originally posted by footgirl0226: I hate when I cant win on stupid carnival games cause i throw like a girl - and just thing its all stupid- and then my daughter cries she didnt win what she wanted...
"Use the force Luke....."
I totally sucked! Too bad it was hubby's holiday to work... I know she was thinking that too! lol Knowing her, she was thinking "this is bullshit-why is dad working" lol... I am surprised she didnt say it actually...
ugh...
Oh, and I have watched one star wars movie. So, I couldnt even tell you what the force is honestly lol... I have seen one Indian Jones one too but that was like when I was in the 10-12yr old range. Never seen any Star Trek movies or shows or whatever people call them. And never seen Lord of the Rings stuff... I am really not into anything that has to do with sci-fi etc...
Maybe thats why I didnt use the Force lol -
Shows you how much of a geek I am ... StarWars, not so much Star Trek but Back To The Future and what-not.... Leaning a lil more towards Eriee Indiana, Supernatural & Ghost Whisperer...
ANY-HU!!!!!
Probably next time unsuspectingly... maybe slip a few extra bucks under the table and make a deal with the dude to maybe buy the toy and fix the game in your favour. A lil' deep in your pocket but a big happy smile from your younger party
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I hate looking for the car keys when your late for work......
Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
I hate FUCKING hiccups!! God damn it I had them at work all day and I get home and I still got em'! Fuck!
Posted by footgirl0226 (Member # 29201) on :
quote:Originally posted by FootLongSub Zero:
quote:Originally posted by footgirl0226:
quote:Originally posted by FootLongSub Zero:
quote:Originally posted by footgirl0226: I hate when I cant win on stupid carnival games cause i throw like a girl - and just thing its all stupid- and then my daughter cries she didnt win what she wanted...
"Use the force Luke....."
I totally sucked! Too bad it was hubby's holiday to work... I know she was thinking that too! lol Knowing her, she was thinking "this is bullshit-why is dad working" lol... I am surprised she didnt say it actually...
ugh...
Oh, and I have watched one star wars movie. So, I couldnt even tell you what the force is honestly lol... I have seen one Indian Jones one too but that was like when I was in the 10-12yr old range. Never seen any Star Trek movies or shows or whatever people call them. And never seen Lord of the Rings stuff... I am really not into anything that has to do with sci-fi etc...
Maybe thats why I didnt use the Force lol -
Shows you how much of a geek I am ... StarWars, not so much Star Trek but Back To The Future and what-not.... Leaning a lil more towards Eriee Indiana, Supernatural & Ghost Whisperer...
ANY-HU!!!!!
Probably next time unsuspectingly... maybe slip a few extra bucks under the table and make a deal with the dude to maybe buy the toy and fix the game in your favour. A lil' deep in your pocket but a big happy smile from your younger party
If I wasnt so refined I would have done something... lol....
HAHAAAA just kidding... seriously... kidding... we all know I am nothing but a tease --------------------------------------------
I hate looking for the car keys when your late for work......
Posted by brianhbgt (Member # 21622) on :
i hate it when your laptop is out of service for 2 days and after repeated phone calls and having people look at it, all i needed was a new power cord! then again, i guess i am lucky thats all it was. i also hate it when your half way done mowing the grass and it starts to pour!
Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
I hate it when you're going through the drive up window at Long John Silver just to pick up a couple of bottles of Malt Vinegar, and some of the ass-clowns in front of you are ordering dinner for 10.
_fjb_ Posted by footgirl0226 (Member # 29201) on :
I hate Malt Vinegar... reminds me of those Massengil commercials lol
Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
I hate it when Yoko Ono says, "It's what John would have wanted."
Really? He would have wanted his songs interpreted by Russian gymnasts at the Mirage Casino? He would have wanted a John Lennon action figure?
You know what? I think I know what John Lennon would have wanted: A divorce and Lucy Lu.
Posted by FtLckr26 (Member # 13998) on :
I hate it when I have to work 13 hours and then immediately stand watch after work for 8 hours.
Posted by footgirl0226 (Member # 29201) on :
My husband ruins a great day but having road rage and yelling at people for not driving good... I mean really- why yell at cars when they cant even hear??? Stupid ass..
I hate that... and I am not putting out now! lol... ah... sure I will but... I am going to act pissy for at least another hour...
Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
I hate being expected to be a fucking live in maid. Like the flying fuck I'm cleaning other people's mess when I slam in about 70 - 80 hrs a week at work and come home, shower and go to bed. I'll start a thread about it..
Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
I hate it when technology businesses use baby talk. It does not make sense. They're supposed to be multi-billion-dollar corporations, not a stuffed animals. There was this one time Yahoo! announced a deal with Bebo, which will help it compete with Google. I had to Wiki Bebo to find out it's like Friendster and Woofy. Gosh, I hope they can all band together and save Fuzzleton Village from the evil Snorgs! Grow up! If I want to see uncaring money-making machines with cutesy names, I'd go to a strip club.
Posted by footgirl0226 (Member # 29201) on :
OMG adults who talk baby talk need shot... Period. I have a co-worker who does... and I want to stab her most days...
Its not sexy. Its not cute. Its fucking annoying.
Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
quote:Originally posted by footgirl0226: OMG adults who talk baby talk need shot... Period. I have a co-worker who does... and I want to stab her most days...
Its not sexy. Its not cute. Its fucking annoying.
Make sure you have a front-row seat reserved for me just when it's about to happen.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
I hate it when a DVD freezes in mid-play while your enjoying the movie.... sux.
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
quote:Originally posted by FootLongSub Zero: I hate it when a DVD freezes in mid-play while your enjoying the movie.... sux.
NO SHIT!!!!!! It seems to happen a lot lately with rentals we receive in the mail. Usually they are covered in fingerprints and just need to be wiped off, but sheesh! Besides freezing I hate when they start skipping around through scenes due to a scratch and then you can't finish the movie.
Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
Good ol' Torrents eh LD! I haven't rented a DVD in a long time but it seems like every time I do it skips like a kid with a stuttering problem.
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
I hate it when girls that are attractive let their toes go and do nothing about them. Chipped polish in the summer, uncut toe nails, dirt under the nails, and dry soles are all issues that this one girl in my work has just by herself. And to top it off her perfume sucks it smells like cheap Kmart shit that smells like swedish fish lol. OK i am done bitching. Posted by brianhbgt (Member # 21622) on :
as a big brother, i feel a certain responsibility to "watch over" my younger brother and sister. what do you do when your brother calls you and says that his wife just told him she wants a divorce? it absolutely tears me up inside to know how bad he is hurting right now and the only thing that i can do is to be there for him to talk and listen and not be able to fix things just like that. sorry for the rant, but i think this kind of applies to this thread.
Posted by Ophillia (Member # 29787) on :
my hubby takes a day off of work weeks in advance so we can take the kids to the zoo and i get a migrain! they all went and i stayed home in bed barfing and sleeping....that SUCKS!!!!
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
I know how you feel I have migraines too. I hated that I had to take dariden wich kept me knocked out. Posted by Ophillia (Member # 29787) on :
that sucks dave! im currently a relpax, tylenol 3 mix. if that doesn't work it's off to the er for demerol and reglan ugh! it's better today but i hate them because they take SO much out of my life!
Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
I hate it when screenwriters cannot think up of a new cliché for single people other than the carton of stale Chinese food in the refrigerator. According to every movie and TV show ever made, all single people have that one carton of Chinese food, and then they smell it and recoil from the stench. And that's how we know they're single.
How about this instead?: Just show the character having sex and that's how we know they're not married?
Posted by footgirl0226 (Member # 29201) on :
quote:Originally posted by National: I hate it when screenwriters cannot think up of a new cliché for single people other than the carton of stale Chinese food in the refrigerator. According to every movie and TV show ever made, all single people have that one carton of Chinese food, and then they smell it and recoil from the stench. And that's how we know they're single.
How about this instead?: Just show the character having sex and that's how we know they're not married?
FUnny but not true for all of us! lol
Posted by Panic (Member # 21074) on :
i tell my wife we have so much in the bank account and she spends that plus some!!! not happy
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
I hate it when a bug lands on me
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
I hate it when I drive 20 miles back to town from my property in the woods and some jerk follows me down every hog trail every gravel lane every back woods 2 lane road and on my bumper all the way back to town.
Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
^^When that happens to me I just pull over and let the assclown pass and be on their way.
_fjb_ Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
I hate it when I sneeze with a mouth full of food... "KABLAAAW!!!!"
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
I hate it when I try to watch a TV show that I haven't seen in a while, like a few months at least, and the episode showing is the same one that was on the last time I watched the show. Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
I hate it when I'm drunk, not quite ready to hit the sack and run outta beers....
Posted by Foot Lover Of London (Member # 2420) on :
you accidentally poke yourself in the eye...
Posted by Foot Lover Of London (Member # 2420) on :
quote:Originally posted by FootLongSub Zero: I hate it when I'm drunk, not quite ready to hit the sack and run outta beers....
And that too.....
Posted by footgirl0226 (Member # 29201) on :
I have day 2 of a bad headache... but not quite a mirgraine... just painful enough to irritate the shit out of me though...
oh well, gonna stay productive... got my whole to do list done so ... thats a plus
Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
I hate having so much blisters on my hands from work that I now can't hammer a load out!!
Posted by Lady Steph (Member # 31562) on :
I hate it when Monday's feel like Fridays.
And I hate Fridays.
Argg! Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
"I hate having so much blisters on my hands from work that I now can't hammer a load out!!" Comment by bluetoelover
Use your mouth. (just kidding, BTL, but I just couldn't resist)
_fjb_ Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
Bahahahah FJB... walked into that didn't I? Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
_fjb_
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
I hate gas prices.
Posted by footgirl0226 (Member # 29201) on :
quote:Originally posted by footjoyboy: "I hate having so much blisters on my hands from work that I now can't hammer a load out!!" Comment by bluetoelover
Use your mouth. (just kidding, BTL, but I just couldn't resist)
_fjb_
lol Blue I feel for you! Once, I bruised my tailbone (like 11yrs ago) skating... and I could flex and have an orgasm for 3 wholllleeee months! It was horrible!
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
I hate talking about things I hate. Posted by footgirl0226 (Member # 29201) on :
I hate getting a call to confirm a home imprv. company to come out and give us an estimate to finish our basement tomm afternoon...
Why does my husband do this? He knows the porch and fence are first in the fall... He drives me fucking nuts sometimes...
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
Thats what us guys do best.
Posted by sofatater (Member # 4209) on :
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
I hate it when my data cap has been reached and now I've got another 15 days before I'm back full on.... Now it's down to dial-up speed til then Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
I hate how f&^%ing hot it is in my little shoebox of an apartment.
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
I hate it when I come home to get ready for bed and there's a giant spider crawling across the above mentioned shoebox!
Posted by Michael P (Member # 1922) on :
i hate it when people wear 'italian pride' tshirts when they don't look anything like an italian
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
I hate pessimistic people of whose goal in life seems to be to get you down along with them.
Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
I hate it when scientists in Japan have nothing else to work on other than a lifelike robot they can have sex with. It's hard to believe in the early '90s, we actually thought Japanese technology was going to squash us. Now, we realize it was all going to make some woman's face look real when she says, "Oh, you so big, you monster!" Besides, there's an easier way to enjoy pseudo-lifelike, robotic sex. Get married.
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
i hate it when people push the buttons at pedestrian corssings, then walk off/jay walk, and cars have to stop and wait for invisible pedestrians.
oh and i hate it when i forget its bin night and have to run outsite in my pyjamas with the rubbish when i hear the truck turn the corner at like, 6.30
Posted by sofatater (Member # 4209) on :
I hate pulling into a parking lot to find that some clown bought a truck/SUV that's too big for them to drive or park. They pull into a parking space and stop short by about six or eight feet and leave the back half of their vehicle out in the road way. Then the idiot doesn't even realize that it's sticking out.
Or the idiot that pulls up behind me at a right turn at a light with a red arrow. The red arrow means "NO RIGHT TURN ON RED" but, they lay on their horn. Slow down folks. Your destination will still be there. (If you survive to get there)
Posted by Five For Feet (Member # 33596) on :
I hate it when people say " a piece of pizza." Say "a SLICE of pizza" .....for pizza's sake!
Posted by JKO12 (Member # 30609) on :
quote:Originally posted by footgirl0226:
lol Blue I feel for you! Once, I bruised my tailbone (like 11yrs ago) skating... and I could flex and have an orgasm for 3 wholllleeee months! It was horrible! [/QUOTE] You had an orgasm for 3 Months.
Shit thats long
Posted by Michael P (Member # 1922) on :
I hate it when people lie
Posted by Smonster (Member # 4769) on :
I hate it when I get falsely accused!!
Also hate it when my flatmate leave a mess in the bathroom sink, even when she claims to have OCD about cleanliness - yeh right!!
Posted by dinosaurjr (Member # 20300) on :
i hate it when women give mixed signals OR they act pissed at you for NO FRIGGIN reason!!!
Posted by dinosaurjr (Member # 20300) on :
okay only immature girls under 24 seem to act like that. i hate immature girls dammit.
Posted by FootLover36 (Member # 22908) on :
I hate it when people don't flush after urinating and I also REALLY HATE IT when people walk out the toilet without washing their hands. I've seen this happen in my student hall a number of times and it's disgusting.
Posted by Mommies Feet (Member # 18340) on :
I hate it when you do something nice for someone and they turn around later to stab the shit out of your back
I hate it when you take your car or truck to a mechanic and they see you as a naive twit in a skirt.
I hate it when people do not pull up to the next pump at the gas station and you have to circle the pump or back your car up to the open pump.
I hate it when people talk on their cellphone while driving (especially stick shift), pumping gas or checking out in the line at a store.
I hate it when it is time to go buy school supplies. Too many crowds, not enough brains.
[ April 21, 2009, 11:07 PM: Message edited by: Mommies Feet ]
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
I hate it when the flight attendant announces over the speaker "please remain seated until the 'fasten seatbelt' sign is switched off" (not word for word) and over eager passengers still get up and try to retrieve their overhead luggage.... like DUH!!!!! Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
I hate it when people pretend that Twinkies are now healthy for them just because they can get the 100-calorie size. Here's the miracle: it's smaller. And here's how to make your own at home: cut an old Twinkie in half. And here's how to make it healthy: throw both halves in the toilet and eat a fucking carrot.
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
quote:Originally posted by National: I hate it when people pretend that Twinkies are now healthy for them just because they can get the 100-calorie size. Here's the miracle: it's smaller. And here's how to make your own at home: cut an old Twinkie in half. And here's how to make it healthy: throw both halves in the toilet and eat a fucking carrot.
hahahaha that honestly made me laugh Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
I hate it when news organizations say things like, "We go BEYOND the headlines." That's your job, you freaking dummies! You don't hear American Airlines say, "We land our planes ON the runways."
-National
Posted by Mommies Feet (Member # 18340) on :
I hate it when MINIONS ATTACK!!!
(on my MySpace Vampires App)
[ June 04, 2009, 07:07 PM: Message edited by: Mommies Feet ]
Posted by diamond johny (Member # 27586) on :
Waking up with a hangover that would kill a horse.
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
I'll just say it...when a wank is interrupted and you really wanna finish :'( hahahaha
Posted by Mommies Feet (Member # 18340) on :
LOL Thought of another random one ...
When you take the ride home from food shopping with your back windows slightly down and the plastic grocery bags in the back make that noise (it's like nails on a chalkboard )
Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
Tipping is for waiters, bathroom attendants and lap dancers only. I hate it when Starbucks, delis, even dry cleaners that have little jars on the counter asking for tips. What's 15% of "blow me"?
Waiters get tips because they "wait" on you. If your job involves standing behind a counter cutting bagels in half, you're not waiting on me; I'm waiting on YOU.
--National
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
i hate it when people repeatedly push the buttons on elevators, even when im waiting there. like im too thick to understand the way elevators work and when you come in and rescue me by pushing the button im gonna go OH MY GOD!!! THATS WHAT IVE BEEN DOING WRONG!
the same applies to when im early for a lecture and the door is locked, so i wait outside in the corridor, yet every dipshit walks past me to try the handle for themselves.
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
quote:Originally posted by Athena K: when im early for a lecture and the door is locked, so i wait outside in the corridor, yet every dipshit walks past me to try the handle for themselves.
Dear GOD why do people do that!? It's SO annoying!? Do you act all sarky when they do? I do ^_^
Posted by Mommies Feet (Member # 18340) on :
.... when they make a killer new flavor milkshake at Sonic's but it is Limited Time Only!! (I long for those Caramel Apple Sundae Milkshakes from last summer!!) Posted by bison4me (Member # 21530) on :
I hate the old black and white Superman TV shows where Superman stands with his chest out, hands on his hips, bouncing bullets off of his chest. Then when the bad guy runs out of bullets he throws the gun at Superman and he ducks. WTF?
Posted by sofatater (Member # 4209) on :
quote:Originally posted by bison4me: I hate the old black and white Superman TV shows where Superman stands with his chest out, hands on his hips, bouncing bullets off of his chest. Then when the bad guy runs out of bullets he throws the gun at Superman and he ducks. WTF?
Ya ever been hit in the face with a gun? It fuckin' SMARTS!! I hate when that happens! Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
i hate when he has to go
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
quote:Originally posted by footgirl0226: when desperate people are so fucking eager... Its annoying and... Just sad... Its a sign of weakness... Ugh
haha i cant tell if thats a dig at my post or not
i hate when i cant find the end on a roll of tape
Posted by luvtheladyfeet (Member # 33464) on :
I hate it when busybody meddling annoying people annoy me.
[ May 09, 2009, 06:40 AM: Message edited by: luvtheladyfeet ]
Posted by Michael P (Member # 1922) on :
quote:Originally posted by footgirl0226: when desperate people are so fucking eager... Its annoying and... Just sad... Its a sign of weakness... Ugh
what exactly are you talking about?
are you getting perverted private messages?
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
i hate trying really hard to have a conversation with someone, and they make it really difficult.
Posted by blackHxC88 (Member # 15094) on :
when you have to use the restroom in a big building, and every single stall is taken
Posted by Panic (Member # 21074) on :
when my effin neighbor complains about by vehicle being parked in front of her house. It was there three hours before I got a call on my cell. Posted by RPM (Member # 2895) on :
i edited a wedding photoset (especially the super huge ones).. the bride takes ions to get back to me.. and when she does (after many many months)... i can't find the edits because they are on the laptop that died many months ago (second shoot this has happened to me)... and i can't find on my backup drives where the edits are.. and now.. i'm slaving over the whole project all over again because the bride can't wait for her pix now! smh..... frustrating!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
I hate it when I,m trying to watch a movie and everybody starts calling me.
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
I hate it when you make appointments with people and they cancal at the last minute.
Posted by sofatater (Member # 4209) on :
I hate it when I fart and it has a lump in it.
I also hate...
People that don't keep their word.
Cold coffee.
Ants in my kitchen.
Self absorbed people that think they're so important that they have to walk around all the time with a "blue tooth" ear piece so they don't miss a call. "The world got along fine before ya were here and it'll be fine when yer gone."
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
I hate cats fighting out in my front yard at 3 am.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
I hate it when I forget to hang out clothes that's been (washed) sittin' in the machine for a day or so and even though you dry it, it still reeks of a certain stinky smell Posted by Robotron2084 (Member # 33263) on :
Short weekends...like this one!
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
I hate it when i have photoshoots set up and the person does not call me or even message me that they cannot make it.
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
i hate when people lean on you when they need a friend but are nowhere to be found when it comes time to return the favor.
Posted by vanderfeet (Member # 8733) on :
quote:Originally posted by sofatater: I hate it when I fart and it has a lump in it.
Might want to get that checked... Sounds like you may have fart cancer.
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
i hate it when i move too quick after painting my nails and they smudge
Posted by FtLckr26 (Member # 13998) on :
I hate it when I wake up late to go to work and don't bring anything to eat. Have to settle on vending machines.
Posted by sofatater (Member # 4209) on :
quote:Originally posted by vanderfeet:
quote:Originally posted by sofatater: I hate it when I fart and it has a lump in it.
Might want to get that checked... Sounds like you may have fart cancer.
That was a joke. Besides, can you honestly say that
you've never let a "wet" fart? Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
"Might want to get that checked... Sounds like you may have fart cancer." Comment by vanderfeet
Posted by Robotron2084 (Member # 33263) on :
...when I screw up a potential photoshoot! Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
I get so depressed on beautiful days...
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
quote:Originally posted by sofatater: you've never let a "wet" fart?
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
I hate it when you bite the inside of your cheek while eating...
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
Yeah bitting the inside of your mouth kinda bites.
Posted by SOLEMAN 13 (Member # 33699) on :
Hate the term "he/she is comfortable in their own skin." Fuck that; who could know who is comfortable with what?
Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
I hate it when the Mets lose because their second baseman is a bum.
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
i hate it when people say 'wow this tastes like shiiiiiiiit! wanna try?'
um... no. i dont. i heard it tastes like shit.
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
It rains on a weekend that the forecasters said was going to be beautiful!
Posted by A&F_FootDude_05 (Member # 2999) on :
Your laptop breaks down and doens't work anymore....dished out 2K for a new one around a month ago now
Posted by FootLover36 (Member # 22908) on :
I hate it when I wake up from a really good dream.
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
People cancel their photoshoot with me without a friggin reason...if i posted this before its because i really f#@king hate it!
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
...people try to ruin your good day with their bad attitudes.
Posted by A&F_FootDude_05 (Member # 2999) on :
Newspapers or magazines get color photos and run them as black and white photos to make them appear old. The New York Times does it a lot and it annoys the hell out of me.
Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
quote:Originally posted by A&F_FootDude_05: Newspapers or magazines get color photos and run them as black and white photos to make them appear old. The New York Times does it a lot and it annoys the hell out of me.
It doesn't annoy me. I love it, actually!
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
...I am so bored to the point of wanting to tear my hair out... Posted by Michael P (Member # 1922) on :
i hate when i'm on a fat loss diet, but i gotta look good at the beach Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
...people let their kids shoot fireworks outside my window...bah humbug to the 4th of July. Fuckers shouldn't be allowed to shoot fireworks after a certain time.
/rant
Posted by RPM (Member # 2895) on :
people blast their music as if they own the world. some folks have to work on the 5th of July early in the morning! i doubt i'll sleep much tonight!
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
i hate having an ankle the size of a mango and i have to get around on crutches for 2 weeks Posted by Maverick Matrix (Member # 2989) on :
broke people tell you how to make money. Aren't they broke for a reason? Why are they trying to lecture me on success?
Posted by blackHxC88 (Member # 15094) on :
quote:Originally posted by Maverick Matrix: broke people tell you how to make money. Aren't they broke for a reason? Why are they trying to lecture me on success?
Posted by A&F_FootDude_05 (Member # 2999) on :
people spell whoa as woah Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
I hate it when people say, "Sorry, I thought you were somebody else."
Bitch, I am somebody else!
If you walk up to someone thinking he's your cousin, for example, and he turns out to be someone completely different, isn't he *already* somebody else? It wouldn't make sense for you to tell him that you thought he was someone different when he already is not the person who you thought he was.
Confusing? It shouldn't be.
The next time someone comes up to you and says something like that, tell him, "I *am* somebody else."
Don't ever tell the person that you thought he was "somebody else." Instead, tell the person who you thought he was exactly. I often find myself saying, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were the girl who I slept with the other night."
--National
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
quote:Originally posted by National: "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were the girl who I slept with the other night...
...but that was your mum. Good day." ^_^
Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
quote:Originally posted by Andy-Laa:
quote:Originally posted by National: "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were the girl who I slept with the other night...
...but that was your mum. Good day." ^_^
My mom, no. That's quite disgusting! But if that's what makes you happy then I suppose we can go with that. But if you're referring to someone else's mom, then we can go with that even more.
But in all seriousness, though, as far as some other guy's mom goes, I haven't yet, though I have slept with a lady who was in her 40s. That's old enough to be someone's mom. Even though that was the next best thing to sleeping with a lady who has a child, it wasn't quite close enough to get that cigar.
[ August 02, 2009, 11:16 PM: Message edited by: National ]
Posted by 18th Floor (Member # 35007) on :
quote:Originally posted by National: I hate it when people say, "Sorry, I thought you were somebody else."
Bitch, I am somebody else!
If you walk up to someone thinking he's your cousin, for example, and he turns out to be someone completely different, isn't he *already* somebody else? It wouldn't make sense for you to tell him that you thought he was someone different when he already is not the person who you thought he was.
Confusing? It shouldn't be.
The next time someone comes up to you and says something like that, tell him, "I *am* somebody else."
Don't ever tell the person that you thought he was "somebody else." Instead, tell the person who you thought he was exactly. I often find myself saying, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were the girl who I slept with the other night."
--National
Makes perfect sense. I never saw it that way before. That last sentence was a sarcastic way of making your point a great point.
As for me, I hate it when I get stuck in an elevator.
Posted by FtLckr26 (Member # 13998) on :
I hate it when the weekend goes by so fast.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
I hate the "ZUMBA!" infomercial Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
...People can't hold their end of the bargain...
Posted by A&F_FootDude_05 (Member # 2999) on :
quote:Originally posted by A&F_FootDude_05: people spell whoa as woah
I feel like I'm the only one who spells it whoa anymore
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
I hate it when people waste my time...
Posted by FtLckr26 (Member # 13998) on :
I hate it when you make an appointment, get there early, and still have to wait a long time.
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
I hate it when people just ramble on and you have to be polite and listen... mostly cause those people are family.
Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
I hate when I have to stand next to person who so fat that you can hear him breathe.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
I hate random static shocks Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
i hate waking up after only four hours of sleep Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
I hate when people read only the OP of, say, a three page thread and reply directly to that without even caring where the conversation has gone by the time they reply...
Posted by Danielle Moore (Member # 34633) on :
I can't nap in the afternoon....I am having 2:00 burnout, need a nap.
Posted by footjoyboy (Member # 26478) on :
...(and it always seems to happen) when they are having a cooking demonstration on a TV show and the host (or hosts) of the show start acting like fools with the food and you don't learn anything about the dish.
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
my wireless connection is shitty Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
... it is this hot out... you don't want to move and you just feel sooo tired as well.
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