Spencer Tunick is the artist/photographer who makes a living herding hundreds and thousands of naked bodies onto various landmarks and then taking their picture. He's done this all over the world, but he's never asked me, which I take personally.
There was one time where he shot five hundred naked people uncorking a champagne, and had the balls the size of grapefruits to say that this photograph expressed the excesses of our consumer culture.
Of course it does, you fucking perv. Sure, this enterprise had nothing to do with the fact that you want to see a bunch of people naked. Here's the only reason why men become photographers: It's the easiest way to get a girl's clothes off. Try this experiment on for size. Go up to a girl and say, "I'd like to see you naked." You'll get hit, kicked or get beaten by a large boyfriend. Now approach her with a camera and an attractive assistant named Cassandra who has her own business cards, and say the same thing. Your batting average will go from .000 to .900 in less than a nanosecond because nine times out of ten, the aspiring model will be back at your place, draped across a bearskin rug, while you snort coke off her forehead.
--National
Posted by mfdooms (Member # 18036) on :
True.
Posted by mfdooms (Member # 18036) on :
Thing is, girls always want to justify themselves as not being a "ho". You tell her to get naked, she thinks you assumed she's slut and that's bad.
If she thinks she's doing it because her body is "art" and she won't be labeled a "ho", then she'll get naked and let you take pics of her while she's fingering herself. Even though it's not necessarily true, but whatever.
Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
quote:Originally posted by mfdooms: Thing is, girls always want to justify themselves as not being a "ho". You tell her to get naked, she thinks you assumed she's slut and that's bad.
If she thinks she's doing it because her body is "art" and she won't be labeled a "ho", then she'll get naked and let you take pics of her while she's fingering herself. Even though it's not necessarily true, but whatever.
You're right on with that. I agree.
It's like trying to chat with a girl at a party or bar or club. If you want her to bounce with you from one location to another, she has to have the impression and the comfort in knowing that you are discreet. That you won't go around telling your friends that you fucked her so that they don't tell her friends that the two of you did it. They love to do slutty things, but at the same time they don't want to be labeled as sluts. Their reputations are constantly on the line. If word gets out that she blew some guy in the bathroom, for example, not only will it make her look bad, but it will make her friends look bad.
Other than that, I agree with you.
--National
Posted by mfdooms (Member # 18036) on :
quote:Originally posted by National: You're right on with that. I agree.
It's like trying to chat with a girl at a party or bar or club. If you want her to bounce with you from one location to another, she has to have the impression and the comfort in knowing that you are discreet. That you won't go around telling your friends that you fucked her so that they don't tell her friends that the two of you did it. They love to do slutty things, but at the same time they don't want to be labeled as sluts. Their reputations are constantly on the line. If word gets out that she blew some guy in the bathroom, for example, not only will it make her look bad, but it will make her friends look bad.
Might sound off topic but it's in the same ballpark, another example that came to mind when I first started reading your reply was how slutty girls dress on Halloween. "I won't be labeled as a slut, I'm dressed up as a cop! a bunny! a whatever" She can be the most conservative girl, but on that day in particular, she can let her "slutty" side shine and you can't say SHIT!
She's not dressed as a slut. Can't you see the bunny ears? SHE'S A BUNNY! Bring your kids over, tell them Easter came early this year, it's fine, kids like bunnies.
[ August 16, 2010, 01:54 PM: Message edited by: mfdooms ]
Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
You have to fast forward to 50 minutes into the clip because what he said fits in perfectly with what we're talking about.
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It's the only day of the year where they can dress as the like and do what they like without getting arrested or molested.
Women use Halloween as an excuse to dress up like whores. Because when you think about it, nurses don't wear fishnet stockings. Kittens don't own push-up bras. And REAL French maids don't shave their underarms.
Don't get me wrong, I'm all for girls who want to get in touch with their "inner slut." But you have to admit that Halloween has become less about candy and more about the "Haunted Hos." Besides, if I have a steady stream of half-naked women showing up at my door all night, how would I know when my date arrives?
--National
Posted by Elvzz (Member # 14178) on :
Proximity is the #1 cause in relationships.
Cant be with em if you dont meet em.
Attraction is #2 so it helps.
The rest is symbiosis.
Posted by Tyler D. (Member # 11452) on :
lol, i love impersonating a photographer.
it's great being a gwc Posted by Hal (Member # 3484) on :
Agreed. Approach a girl with a video camera and you`re a perv, approach her with a photo camera and you`re an artist I also have the impression it is often easier to shoot girls topless/naked than to get them to show their feet. Most women are really conscious of their body, whereas most arenīt too aware of the beauty of their feet.
-Hal-
[ August 20, 2010, 12:51 PM: Message edited by: Hal ]
Posted by Toetapper (Member # 6473) on :
Your assessment made me laugh; though I don't entirely agree with it, there must be a grain of truth to it for me to find it funny.
I really must go buy a more "professional" looking camera - perhaps I, too, could get lucky.
*Now, where the hell is Cassandra?*
Posted by Sioux Sinner (Member # 40553) on :
quote:Originally posted by mfdooms: Thing is, girls always want to justify themselves as not being a "ho". You tell her to get naked, she thinks you assumed she's slut and that's bad.
If she thinks she's doing it because her body is "art" and she won't be labeled a "ho", then she'll get naked and let you take pics of her while she's fingering herself. Even though it's not necessarily true, but whatever.
Hey, that doesn't apply to all ladies... if someone asked me to get naked- the only thought that would run through my head would be "hmmm, am I gonna want to see him naked?" if the answer is yes- then off the clothes go, no thought of being a "ho"...
but that's me.
I'd walk around naked if it was legal. :-)
Posted by Beautifulfeetonline.com (Member # 13717) on :
...we are all whores in our own way. That is one very subjective word imho.
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Yeah, it's kinda true really :/
Oh, you know how we used to debate how attractive Megan Fox was, National?
Well we can both agree on Kim Kardashian Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
Yeah, I remember that debate. A little debate here and there is good for the mind. While we are still on opposite sides of the spectrum when it comes to her, we can agree on Kim Kardashian.
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