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Just had the craziest dream and i'm laughing so hard that i'm crying... Lotsa ladies are suckers for fortune tellers, palm readers and that kinda stuff. I dreamed that I was impersonating a fortune teller. I wore a long robe, a turban, immitation gold jewelery, and I owned a crystal ball. The ladies were lined up to ger their fortunes read. I told them that I couldnt get an honest reading but if they came back with a glove or an ear ring and a pair of aromatic shoes I would meditate over them for five days and tell their fortune for free. YOW! I had shoes lined up and my nostrils were on over time. lol. watta you think? Any takers? I'm not that desperate but stupid shit like this seems to work.....Hope you guys see the humor in this.....Larry B.
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That's certainly a new take on fortune-telling and mystical divination. Most psychics gaze into a crystal ball and see the future, but you put your nose to female footwear and smell the future! How's it smell? I'm guessing that the future smells like feet!
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That's pretty funny man. It gives me a cheezy idea for a new foot scene. Now, I just need a purple robe, some lava lamps, and one of those winter snow ornaments to make it look half believable.
...Oh, and a ditzy model with gym sneakers would help
Great dream man! I'm writing this into my script notes
quote:Originally posted by ledaemon: You should also read the lines in their soles!
That was my initial reaction too LeDaemon.
I remember quite well the story about the college kid with a foot fetish who went from dorm to dorm offering to tell women's fortunes by reading the lines in their soles.
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There is a Spanish version of Candid Camera called "Que Locura", and it is hilarious.
They make a lot of men and women furious ont there, and many times the victims rain blows upon the pranksters. Even the fights are hilarious.
There are two skits that remind me of this dream.
Skit 1: A shoe store owner refuses to let any woman try on shoes in his store unless her feet are clean. He sits them down, crouches in front of them, and squirts gobs of lotion on their feet. He then proceeds to rub it in. That really gets the women riled up because first, he thinks they have dirty feet, and second because he is a stranger that is touching their feet.
Skit 2: A tarot card reader starts reading a man or woman's fortune, and then stops when he sees they are disrepecting his art by wearing shoes. They pause the show, and the person comes back barefoot. If the person has socks on, the fortune teller stops the show again, until the person goes barefoot. Once the person is barefoot, the fortune teller starts again, then he stops when he pretends the person's feet smell. The person puts his shoes back on, and sits down again. The fortune tells starts over, and then claims he still smells something. The person gets up, and the fortune teller finds out it was the pillow the person sat on, and not the person's feet.
Both of those skits some times end up with the victim beating up the prankster, especially in the second skit. Those fellows on that show take a pounding, so I think they must have been stuntmen at some points in their careers.
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Those are some great bits of fodder. I think I'll need to incorporate the excuse of reading the lines in their soles after escalating from the requirement to have them take off their shoes first so we don't disrespect the spirits.
"The crystal ball now tells me that I must examine your right foot as it is the lines in your soles that will tell the path to your future." sniff sniff, lick, lick... jerk, jerk maybe
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What? Do you mean you guys didn't know that you CAN tell a woman's fortune from her feet?!
Like reflexology, predicting the future from one's hand or foot is a science.
The size and shape of the big toe indicates general health over a lifetime... the second toe indicates quality of their love life and emotional happiness... the third toe indicates wealth... the fourth toe foretells how many children they will bear... and the fifth, smallest toe, measures luck. The ball of the foot is an indicator of physical strength, while the arch is a measure of risk-taking. The heel can predict whether someone's life will be a constantly-changing adventure, or stable and consistent. The overall shape of the sole indicates spirituality.
All of these factors must be carefully examined, with much time spent evaluating each nuance. Scent, color, and taste also come into play.
I have examined a number of pairs of feet, explaining to the owners how all of these factors combine for a complete picture of their futures. Amazingly, my final prediction for each of my subjects came true!
What was the prediction?
... That they would come into contact with a man with a harmless fetish who truly appreciated handling their feet!
I hope there are many more feet in my future!
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