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This blog article comes from a normal woman out there who wrote about one of her office encounters with this delivery man pervo. Some of the silver-tongued romeos out there might want to take note of this guy's mistakes:
"Wednesday, July 18, 2007 Fed Ex man and his Foot Fetish
I work in a very high profile company...it is small but it is a who's who of local celebrities and politicians who come in the office. I am a receptionist for now, until they can find some marketing for me to do. Oh, and did I mention that I am also the bookkeeper, CEO's personal assistant and assistant to the Marketing department? Jack of all trades, I know.
Anyways, being the first person that someone sees in an office if a very important job. However, and those of you who are in my position will understand and I want to hear from you, there are times when it just gets too much...all the outright flirting that married men will do. For example, my fed ex guy. People around here call him Feddy Eddie. he is perverted, big time. He walks in and does those cheesy lines, like, "I see an angel." Gag, puke, barf and such. But today is the kicker. I got these hot new Steve Madden pumps...zebra print, peep-toe. Very sexy. As I was walking around my desk to check the name on the package, he exclaims, "Holy mother of God, how I want those feet!"
Seriously?? My feet? Now I understand some people have their "thing" but you don't shout it out at the office, especially if you are the Fed Ex guy! He then whispered "I would love to suck your toes sometime." and walked away. OMG, what in the hell just happened. GROSS!!
I am thinking that the worse of it was over when a local politician walked up to me and said, "That was uncalled for...do you want me to do something about it? I know the Police Chief personally". Slightly embarrassed, I told him that it is OK, I can handle myself.
I need a new job. or ugly feet.
Posted by Girl in the 206 at 3:29 PM "
... ... ...The copied text came from this blog article. That foot delivery man was highly inappropriate to her and had a narrow escape IMO. Don't be a freak like him guys. Only pay the compliment to a woman when it is wanted. Just some advice...
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there are better ways of handling situations like that and getting your point across without being a perv. he got off narrowly and easy. trust me. she could have put a world of hurt on this guy!!!!!
it's one thing to politely flirt and make conversation... shameless or 'crude' flirting is another. and though many women smile at it, not as many appreciate it.
I hope for our sake, she gets past it.. the wanting of ugly feet... yuk!
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He has the old "Constipation of the brain and diharea of the mouth"...totally unexceptable behaviour.
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quote:Originally posted by DeadGoon: I know a crude flirter who TOTALLY gets away with it
I too have a friend which has sort of a "breast fetish", if you will. He can say some of the most outlandish shit and totally get away with it. He can walk up to a girl at a bar and say "I can't stop looking at your breasts" and the girl will start laughing. It's unbelievable. He says it in such a tone and manner that seems unthreatening to the girl.
I've even had him go up to girls and tell them they have beautifull feet, and the girls will giggle and take of their shoes so he can get a better look. It's absolutely unreal.
I guess it's a talent that you're born with.
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quote:Originally posted by LeDaemon: Does he also have the looks of Brad Pitt to go with it too? That also needs to be factored in when someone lays on a lame pickup line and they score.
No. I wouldn't say that he's Brad Pitt, but he's not Steve Buscemi either.
It's in the way he approaches it. Like he's half joking and half serious... hard to explain it. You have to see it to believe it.
He's the kind of guy that can fall into a pile of shit and come out smelling like roses.
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Hate punks who do things like, it ruins our credibility as normal folk. Christ. I like tits but i don't run around and shout, "show me your tits, they look massive!" as its sexual and private affair, same with feet, they are sexual to me and i don't project that onto others in such a way as "feddy eddy" has, it is harrassment.
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quote:Originally posted by LeDaemon: Does he also have the looks of Brad Pitt to go with it too? That also needs to be factored in when someone lays on a lame pickup line and they score.
No. I wouldn't say that he's Brad Pitt, but he's not Steve Buscemi either.
It's in the way he approaches it. Like he's half joking and half serious... hard to explain it. You have to see it to believe it.
He's the kind of guy that can fall into a pile of shit and come out smelling like roses.
Women might see your friend as harmless and not a threat and don't mind the cheesy lines for that reason.
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quote:Originally posted by LeDaemon: Does he also have the looks of Brad Pitt to go with it too? That also needs to be factored in when someone lays on a lame pickup line and they score.
No. I wouldn't say that he's Brad Pitt, but he's not Steve Buscemi either.
It's in the way he approaches it. Like he's half joking and half serious... hard to explain it. You have to see it to believe it.
He's the kind of guy that can fall into a pile of shit and come out smelling like roses.
Women might see your friend as harmless and not a threat and don't mind the cheesy lines for that reason.
That is exactly it. As I said earlier, he comes off as very non-threatening. He gets them laughing in a few minutes and has them in stitches all night. That's part of his MO.
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I know I'd be offended if some commoner delivery chick came up to me at work and said that she wanted to blow me sometime.
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