**I usually kick off the week with an opening passage that would get the people excited for another week of the most comprehensive celebrity foot fetish contest that has become a mainstay at Wus.
It has now become something of a bothersome journey for me to complete if there are people throwing claims that this contest is being tainted. When I read the last couple of comments from Week THIRT13EN, it has struck a nerve with me because the last thing I want is for this to be under suspicion of any wrongdoing. I cannot afford to have the fans cheated out of something that's supposed to be fun and a place to differentiate on opinions. I really don't know what else to say because I'm growing apprehensive about continuing this if people continue to throw allegations about a fix.
For the game's sake, I hope it isn't. I guess this is what I get for putting together a successful product. The bigger the product, the more juicy the scandal. Even though controversy creates interest, this kind of interest is something that could be a lot more than I can bargain for.
Personally, this is the first time the idea of a fix being orchestrated has ever popped into my head because each person has a different taste. I never thought it would take one girl to have people come out and start asking these type of questions. I put Paris Hilton in this contest because I know there are people out there who like her and I thought she would make a good fit just like the other girls in here. Plain and simple.
I have become so proud of this contest from where it has started, to what it has become, and to the future excitement I am putting in store for the people. I've put in an emmense amount of time and planning to put this whole contest together, and for something like this to completely mess with my head is something that is quite nauseating. I refuse to feel that all of this has all amounted to nothing. Which is pretty offensive because I was liking the way this contest was going.
After having read the last two comments from last week's contest, I'm angry, on the defensive because I still want strong turnouts each week, and at a lost for words because this is too outrageous to even piece the pieces together.
THE BOTTOM LINE: Let's move on and vote. I've got great matches in store for this week and great pictures that will make your stay in here worthwhile. Hopefully all of this will just dissapear right away.**
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An Eva Mendes win OR a Katharine McPhee loss will officially make Eva Mendes champion of her division.
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THE STANDINGS
**The first number next to each name stands for the number of wins. The second number is for losses. The third stands for the number of ties, and the last number is her winning percentage.**
American Female Class
Division I
Jessica Alba 9-3-0-.727 -- *Division Champion* Rachel Bilson 3-9-0-.250 Hayden Panettiere 2-10-0-.166 Mandy Moore 1-11-0-.086
Division II
Maria Menounos 7-5-0-.583 Christina Aguilera 6-6-0-.500 Jessica Biel 6-6-0-.500 Jennifer Love-Hewitt 1-11-0-.086
Division III
Carmen Electra 12-0-0-1.000 Kim Kardashian 11-1-0-.916 Charlize Theron 6-6-0-.500 Ashlee Simpson 3-9-0-.250
Division IV
Adriana Lima 9-3-0-.750 Eva Longoria 8-4-0-.666 Jennifer Aniston 7-5-0-.583 Brooke Burke 6-6-0-.500
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National Female Class
Division I
Kate Beckinsale 12-0-0-1.000 Scarlett Johansson 10-2-0-.833 Brittany Snow 2-10-0-.166 Cindy Crawford 1-11-0-.083
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My question is: What the hell are you guys doing? Shit like this is terrible for business. Like another member said a few times that this contest is recession proof. I have every reason to believe that it's also satisfaction proof. Do you have any idea how serious these allegations are? Like National, I, too, did not think anything "funny" was going on until I read the comments.
There were a few times I voted for Paris. I like her, but not enough to win the division. But at the same time, I am not surprised to see her in front of the other three girls in her group. Did you see her picture this week? How is anyone going to look at that and think that there's something rotten going on? If there's anyone who is going to save this contest it's me. I know that there are others out there who love this contest so much that they want this to return next year and every year thereafter.
The fact that this Paris guy is always in your face, saying out of whack things, is the best reason why anyone is talking about this in the first place. Had it not been for his antics, even if Paris Hilton's record hasn't changed, how quick would it be before anyone would make a big fuss out of this? Not as quick, I can assure you that. This Paris guy has added fuel to your fire of hatred that you have for Hilton herself and now the Drunk guy has lost control of himself. I cannot believe, Drunk man, that you had these feelings for a while. You were a big of fan of this contest as well as anyone else. It really sickens me to hear that you (or anyone else) feels that way. Now National is going to have to worry about if this would do some harm to what he has devoted his time for.
I think you are WAY overreacting. Why? Look at this: Your only complaint is about Paris Hilton. That's it. You (nor anyone else) has EVER made complaints about how good another girl has done to the point where you become suspicious. No one has said anything about another girl. You only beef is Paris Hilton. That means that all the other girls are doing just as well as you think they should (give or take a win). If all the other girls are doing just as well as you think they should, then doesn't Paris Hilton deserve a break?
Don't worry because if Paris makes the playoffs, she's NOT going to go far. IMPOSSIBLE. I like Paris, and even I think Paris will fuck herself over completely. You guys are in fear that Paris will make it to the third round in a match that will determine who goes to the Finals Classic. Let me put it to you plain and simple: NO SHE'S NOT. If she makes the playoffs, she is NOT going to the third round. IF (and it's a BIG if) she get's past the first round, then I cannot FATHOM how she is going to get past the second round. Look at the girls she's beaten. Are they hot? Yes (with the exception of Shakira, which I will get to in a moment). But they are not going to make the playoffs (or at least I don't expect them to). Have ANY of you read what National said about Paris Hilton last week?
Here it is: "...I enjoy the different tastes and opinions because that's always good for this contest. It gives it a great vibe. But I cannot go on record and say who I agree with because I'm in charge of this game. I hope the voters understand where I'm coming from. The only thing I can comment on are the facts and what the numbers are telling me.
The facts are telling me that Paris Hilton is in terrible position if she wins he division and makes the playoffs because even though she has won eight matches, some of those losses have come against girls who are playoff-bound. This week was a loss to Kardashian. That match wasn't close. There was Megan Fox. That was another match that Paris did not make interesting. Another loss was to someone who now has a worse record than Hilton, but she's also in contention of making the playoffs and that was Lindsay Lohan in Week 1. I forgot who that fourth loss was to, but I'll look it up later.
If Paris is able to get through middle and light weights, but can't seem to get herself together against the heavyweights of this contest, then she is going to run into trouble no matter who I match her up against in the playoffs. Paris has another tough match waiting for her down the road and we'll see how she does against her.
For Paris (or anyone else, for that matter) to be the world champion and be crowned World's Sexiest Feet, she must get through the tough opponents in the regular season to show the world that she's ready for the playoffs."
She is done TERRIBLE against the "heavyweights" of this contest.
People like Paris, but not that much. I don't have the time to go back and look at how well she's done, but it seems that most of her matches have been pretty close and not blowouts like Carmen Electra and Kim and Megan.
I said I was going to get to Shakira in a moment, but it turns out that I gotta catch some sleep. And when I come back, I will gonna have a word with Shakira. Actually, Megan Fox is going to have a word with Shakira. Either way, Shakia is completely fucked and then some.
BTW, National (and anyone else who's curious): Paris Hilton's fourth loss was to Jessica Simpson in Week 2. If you follow Jensen's advice, Jess can actually beat Hitlon for the division title. There is still time. I don't remember those two having a rematch, but if not, and Jessica Simpson wins again, then Simpson will automatcially win the tiebreaker should those two finish the season with idenitcal records.
Please, people. Calm down and don't blow this out of porportion. Let's not endanger the greatness of this game.
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One more thing before I go: We were having so much fun with this Megan Fox stuff about her picture and that video clip the drunk guy provided. And now we gotta worry about THIS? Talk about a 180. Let's do another 180 and get back to the positive vibes we had before where I bashed Shakira, and Jensen talk about Jessica Simpson, and Nusuth about the girls he likes, and that Martini guy about Camen Electra. You know, the good ol days where it was all business. And when it came to looking at the picture, all pleasure.
I just hope that Paris calms down his routine a bit just so that he doesn't make anyone get all bent out of shape.
Am I going crazy, or do I sound rational here?
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i never once was serious about any of this. my 'accusation' was not one of fixing this contest at all. it was a jab at paris-ite.. and a good humored one at that. it was only an 'accusation' that NO ONE could like paris-ite that much.. and thats it. to be honest, even if paris-ite is an alias, i dont think there is any intention of his in swinging the contest but instead to have a good time and make fun of ppl like me who have extreme distaste for her. it never even occurred to me that paris-ite's record was in any way fabricated or not fair. there are TONS of people out there who think she is beautiful and classy so why wouldnt there be plenty people out there who think her feet are hot?
so bottom line.. i dont take paris-ite seriously and i dont think that the integrity of this contest, and especially not National himself, has been compromised. i think Drunk guy took my comments a little too seriously.
keep on keeping on National sir
and as far as nite in paris-ite.. we could all just ignore the poor delusional child. isnt that what we do when our children come to us with their wild stories? smile, pat them on the head and send them on their way?
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This assemble of pictures is always great to look at. It makes voting worth something. It feels like you're giving back to a community.
Lindsay's pictures are GREAT! She is making a great push for the final playoffs spot in National's class. I like Vanessa's pictures as well. But Eva Mendes pictures are BETTER. She is THAT much hotter than Hudgens. Mendes continues to be extremely silent in this game. I hope people notice how well she's doing. He record is right up there with the best of them. I'm surprised that no one is talking about her. Her first picture is a CLASSIC. This is what celebrity celebration is about, bar none. This is the great event.
These matches, again, have high implications. That Lomgoria/Aniston match exemplifies what a serious dream match is about. Everybody thinks about these matches. But in here, this is where everything actually takes place and takes action. The pictures are knockouts!
But the one I enjoy best is my Love, Carmen Electra. I never realized just how much I'm smitten by her until I saw these pictures stacked on top of the others National posted in the past. These Carmen pictures are SERIOUSLY sexy-inticing. Carmen can still pull it off.
Carmen to the Finals again? I think so. That way, no more talks about Megan Fox. Carmen, the veteran, can put some upstart like Megan Fox in her place. Not that I hate her; I think she's not ready to step up to the bright lights should she make the finals.
Carmen Electra lives on!
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I don't get my wish to see Megan Fox against Kim Kardashian this week. Don't worry because unlike Martini, I don't like Megan Fox. The American definition of what foot fetish is about will rise out of the Anerican Female Class.
God Bless You, and God Bless the AFC.
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I'm glad to hear that. I really came to my original conclusion after reading Drunk's comment. It seemed that the two of you were in sync with each other. You can see how one can easily get the wrong idea of what you meant, Nusuth.
But back to Shakira. I waited for this rematch since they last met. After this, I can focus on better things for Megan as she gets prepared for her historic playoff run. That way, people will still talk about my Fox, Mr. Martini.
Anyone who votes for Shakira over Megan Fox has GOT to be dumb. Really. This is a grave insult to Megan. She thought to herself, "WHAT? People are being asked to compare me to HER?" This match was over WAY before it even started. Shakira vs Megan Fox? Instead, it should've said 1 vs. 92. After the final results come in, it's going to look like Shakira got ambushed by 92 hot women. Remember, in last week photos, one of them had Megan with two Angels. Those angels, remember, are watching over Megan's wellbeing.
My fucking LORD, did you see Megan Fox in this week's pictures? She CONTINUES to amaze me! This is why it's true when that famous women have feet (and bodies) that are worth fortunes. I think Megan was born underwater. For real. How oes a woman come out of water and look like THAT? You see Megan? THAT's how a fucking body is SUPPOSE to look like!
What I like best is when her first pics start out with her sporting wet hair then ends up all dry. How fucking SEXY, my LORD and Goddess Megan. Either this girl can reverse the test of time to get her hair to dry up or her hair dries naturally in a matter of seconds as the time moves forward in regular speed. That last picture was the hottest. I'm about to get off to that picture because Megan is going to end the world as we know it. That last picture really shows how tight her body is and I love it how that thing tights around tightly around her ass.
Megan Fox is so HOTT that after she swam in that lake, that lake went to go for a swim of it's own. To cool off.
A quote from Megan Fox: "WHAT? Who said she's gonna do somethin to me? She must be out of her fucking-ass mind."
That was clear message to anyone who votes for anyone (ESPECIALLY Shakira) over Megan Fox.
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So it's me, Paris Hilton, the Drama Queen. I love it when people talk about me. Good stuff, negative stuff, it doesn't matter. Because it shows that they love me. Especially my little slaveBitch, Nusuth. Once again, he got on his kness and slobbered all over Paris' lovely and pearl-like feet. Now, it seems that he wants to take things a little further by wanting to have sex with Paris. Here's what he said last week:
quote:Originally posted by nusuth: again nite with paris-ite, amoungst all your babbling, you suprise me with one truth:
quote: My doctor says that I need a stronger dose of whatever medicine you're referring to.
but of course you knew that i was comment on that already.
Translation to everyone: blah blah blah blah blah. Translation to ME: Oh, Paris. Slap me across my face with your feet. I'm nothing but a little snot that appeared on your napkin after you blew your nose on it. Please spit at my face, Mistress. I deserve it. That's how I really need to feel loved.
But here's a question I have for you regarding that quote. If you knew that I knew that you were going to say that, then why you say it anyway, you nincompoop? What were you trying to prove to me? You wasted everyone's time with that quote.
The problem with you and Drunkslump is that you think I'm too hot for you to handle. Drunk even went as far as to say that this contest is fixed. Why, simply because you don't like me and I'm in first of my division? What? Really? Is that all you got on me? The two of you sound like little girls to me. What a waste of argument. Just say that you don't like me and that Paris should not be where she is. That's it. But Noooooo. I'm, like, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo flattered to hear that. Come on, Drunkman, it's not like I'm undefeated. You act as if I'm 12-0. If you look at all division leaders, I'm second to last, behind Maria Menounos. And you think there's someone trying to artifically advance me? Please, I can do that on my own. Why? Cause I'm Hot! All Paris has to do is show a picture, and the people vote for Paris on their own. This is why you should stop drining. You are hysterical, it's freaking me out. If a fix was in, don't you think I'd have a better record by now? I SHOULD, but there are enough haters in here to deny me that access.
It's hard to like Paris Hilton, but it's harder to argue against success. Paris is in first of hr division and IS going to make the playoffs. Paris Hilton IS going to the Finals Classic. Paris WILL finally put on the most expensive pair of shoes: The Slavatore Ferragamo.
As far as my slaveBitch is concerned, I'll leave you with a kiss. I know that'll get you all hard again. But try not replying because Paris does not go out with Losers such as yourself.
Did you see my picture that National posted this week? Wow! Isn't he great, or what? He knows which pictures to pick. If you saw that picture and STILL deny your hot feelings for Paris, then you're liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiars. That shows you that Paris knows foot play. When was the last time you seen Shakira do THAT? Please, the last time Shakira did that to some guy was the same day some bear swam across the Atlantic.
Watch Paris win this week. I would LOVE to see the look on your faces when Paris beats Reid again. I get a real rush and high when you people continue to not believe in me. I sleep more peacefully that way. I eat more comfortably. Since I actually live a quite expensive lifestyle, I have someone make the food for me for a great salary. I wish it was Shakira. I'll taste the food, spit it back at her face then bitch slap her, "BITCH! I said well done. Now go back in there and make me food, Bitch. I'm Paris Hilton and I'm hungry." She'll say, "Yes..., I mean si. Please, por favor, don't fire me and kick me back onto la streets where i sift through garbage for some new clothes." Then I'll say, "Don't worry, Bitch. Get me the ffffffffffffffucking food, Bitch." Then only difference between Shakira and my actual cook is that Shakira will get paid 10 cents an hour. The shoes Paris wore in this week's picture is, like, waaaaaay more expensive than Shakira's entire wardrobe in her pictures.
Did you see her face in those pictures this week? I swear her lead looks like a mushroom. Her feet looks like Brillo pads.
I'll see you next time, Bitches!
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Jessica Simpson is up against a girl in a dream match against Ashlee Simpson. Talk about this game fulfilling my fantasies. This match is GREAT! I always wondered if those two would ever face each other. And here they are. Is this the first contest of its kind to pair those two against each other. I bet it is. What a dream come true.
I went with Jessica because she's the original sister. This match is still tight. It deserves to be that way. Now we will FINALLY get to see which sister is better of the two. The debate will finally be over.
Jessica against Ashlee. WOW! That match made my week. Thanks!
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Even though I've never voted for Paris, there are enough people out there who do like her. Personally, the division she's in is my least favorite. There's not a single girl in there who I'm crazy about. I do like Jessica Simpson, however, and I do want her to win that division. But, like I said, I'm not crazy about her. Being that that division is my least favorite, it wouldn't really matter to me who wins that division. It wouldn't matter to me if Paris made the playoffs.
Jessica Alba is my pick to win this whole thing. I think, just like "American Symbol", that the AFC is a much stronger class than the NFC. The only girl in the National Female Class who I really fear, however, is Megan Fox. She's the only girl in that class who really stands out and is an odds-on favorite to win this thing.
The AFC is stronger because there are several big threats in there. There's Carmen, Kim, Alba, Lima (who is fucking awesome, by the way), Longoria, Aguilera, and Biel. With these girls, and some great pictures to go along with them, will be in the makings of some very close matches that can go either way. The NFC is not as threatening because Megan Fox is the Dictator of that class. I know that Beckinsale and Mendes are right with her. But when push comes to shove, Megan will have the final say. Megan has SO MUCH momentum and publicity going for her in the upcoming months that I cannot see how Kate and Eva will put a stop to her dominance.
There's not a single girl in the AFC who is as much in the spotlight like Megan is. But the heavyweights of the AFC are SMOKIN hot as well.
It was mentioned last week that the world will be watching if Megan Fox will be put to a stop in the playoffs. That will make for devestating news. Anyone who Megan faces in the playoffs will be the BIGGEST storyline this year. The other big storyline is Paris Hilton.
Like I said, I don't like her, but after reading the first few comments of this post about questions of Paris' true ability, I really hope she makes the playoffs. Why? Because without her, the playoffs will be boring. I didn't think National should've worried too much about some fix because controversy creats a lot of buzz, excitement and speculation, and it brings more people in to see what the hype is about. Controversy is good for a contest of this magnitude.
They say that any publicity is good publicity, good or bad. That's what National gets for bringing Paris into this contest. When you invite Paris into the mix, rest assure that SOMETHING is going to happen. Whatever it is, it will create chaos. National signed Paris to a contract to be in this game, and Paris has lived up to her billing. People are getting their monies worth. You people did not think that this contest was going to run hectic-free without some circus act from Hilton, did you? Hilton is PERFECT for this contest. She gave it another reason for people to tune in because they can't help but wonder hat she's up to.
Because of this little controversy that had Paris right in the middle of it, having her in the playoffs is just what the doctor ordered. In the playoffs, EVERYTHING is magnified. There will be higher ratings because of this and the main focus of Paris' haters is not how Kim Kardashian is doing. They are not going to focus on how Eva Mendes is panning out. Their main focus is going to be how Paris Hilton is doing. She is going to be MORE scrutinized then than she is now.
There has to be some bad with some good in the playoffs. Without her in there, it will be boring. Had this controversy not been brought up, then Paris wouldn't have made it interesting. Paris lived up to her contract, and she's expected to get her bonus. And she has the haters to thank for that because without us, things would've been bland in here. I bet she (and ESPECIALLY her biggest supporter in here) are living this up, further spoiling themselves.
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Some increadable matchups this week. I've got Panettiere, Lima, Kardashian in easy decisions. Then I've got Carmen over Jessica Biel in a dream match. Jessica's feet look increadable but dispite Carmen being the defending champ and going undefeeted so far this season, I think this week may be her greatest pictures yet when it comes to those perfect peds of hers.
Then I've got Longoria, Beckinsale with ease and Lohan squeeking by Gellar in an awesome and very even matchup. Hudgens and Mendez is another phenominal matchup with not much to go on. I'm voting for Hudgens as I condsider all things even between her and Mendez, but I think Katharine McPhee's feet blow them both out of the water and she needs a Mendez loss if she has any hope of catching her, so I went with Hudgens.
Paris this week brought her best picture so far in the tournament by far. That is a sexy picture and I definatly like her attitude in that pic as she looks like a total princess who's completely down with the idea of controlling a man with her feet. The problem is her feet just aren't as attractive as Tara Reid's are so because we're in a foot fetish competition, I'm comparing their feet first and foremost and Tara's tootsies are way cuter than Hilton's so I voted for Reid but I will say that Hilton's pic this week was pretty damn hot. For the first time all season she at least looked like she belonged in the contest with that picture but it still isn't enough to overcome her opponent on my scorecard.
Then it's showtime for me with Shakira in against Megan Fox for another round. I'm sure when the votes come in Megan will score another decisive victory as Fox is on a roll that isn't about to slow down. Shakira is once again the clear choice for me as although Megan is very hot from head to toe, Shakira is sexier than Megan in every single aspect including feet in my opinion, making this a dream matchup where even though Shakira will lose, I will still win for having had the enjoyment of veiwing the 10 temendous pictures of Shakira and Fox that were provided for this increadable fantasy face off of two of the world's most sexy Goddess's.
Menounos looks great this week and should blow out Crawford with ease. Charlize and Duff was tough to decide on for me but in the end Charlize's sex appeal was just to much to go against and I had to vote for her.
Bilson and Cuthbert was a tough call as well, I went with Bilson in that one then came another dream matchup that was right up there with Shakira vs. Megan and Electra vs. Biel in terms of how hot the matchup was and for me personally it may have been the hardest one to decide on of the three. Both women brought perhaps their best pictures of all time to the table for a one pic a piece showdown and while Scarlett's was sexy as fuck, Aguilera's feet in her picture was not only the best I've ever seen from her, it was one of the most beautiful foot pics I've ever seen period and it secured my vote and immediately put her right up there with Shakira & McPhee on my favorites list. I don't think it would be possible for me not to vote for Aguilera in a match against anyone if her picture from this week is one of the selections.
Alba and McPhee is another dream matchup, but for me the decision is pretty easy to make. Alba is super hot but when it comes to feet like most other women she simply cannot match Katharine McPhee below the ankles.
Then the week comes to a close with a battle of the Simpsons which was great to see unfold on this stage. I went with Ashlee here as I think her feet are a fair bit hotter than Jessica's but seeing the siblings do battle here was a great touch that made for an exciting showdown.
What a great week. I sure hope there's no fix or shady dealings going on here because this contest is just too fucking awesome to ever be tainted. The matchups this week were just unparalled. Megan Fox vs. Shakira, what a wetdream that is, Carmen Electra vs. Jessica Biel, you gotta be kidding me! Jessica Alba vs. Katharine McPhee, Lord have Mercy!!!! The Simpson girls going at it and trying to decide between Scarlett Johansson and Christina Fuckin' Aguilera....It's just Increadable!!! This type of action simply does not happen anywhere else. What a Show, What an Event, What an Extravaganza! What a Fucking AWESOME Week to be participating in the National Femme Fashionistas!!! Thank You for continuing to Make Dreams Come True and continuing to allow the fantasy of these women literally going toe to toe with one another to become our ongoing reality National. See you all next week.
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The only thing Shakira has on Megan Fox is that she knows how to move her hips. And that's just about it. Outside of that, Megan Fox is the most obvious choice to make. If Megan Fox belched for the next five minutes, that will be MUCH sexier than Shakira moving her hips. Megan's belching will receive more hits on YouTube than Shakira's music video.
I saw that video of Megan last week promoting Esquire magazine. That will get more hits than Shakira's Hips Don't Lie video. The part I particularly enjoyed was the cooking and eating. That reminded me of what Fox would do after she beats an opponent in this contest. After she kills them, she then cooks them and eats them. She likes it, and so do I! Since I'm with Duffy on anything that's about Megan, I'm not sure if Megan would want to taste Shakira because I don't find Shakira attractive. I'm not THAT sick of a person to imagine Megan eating her. Someone like Tara Reid would've been a lot better.
This match is target practice for Megan as she prepares herself for the playoffs. Megan will slap Shakira like a white water rafter or an Olympic kayaker paddling across the Niagara. For starters.
Megan's sex appeal is clearer than liquid crystals. She has become more visual than television screen pixels. She'll fire pistols, hit Shakira with miniature missiles. Riddle her body with holes then watch the blood sprinkle. She probably had no idea what you she was getting into because Megan Fox is simply invincible.
I want to see who Megan's next opponent will be so that I'll have a poem for that girl.
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These pictures are great! Why would you want to leave here? Everything you need in a foot fetish conversation is right here. The hottest women in the world, the hottest pictures, different tastes, sex, violence (as Bloodspill would put it), and satisfaction to see who wins each match. There's no need to talk about anything else in this forum. All the answers are right here.
I've got Jessica Simpson to adore over. I can't believe that match is going to come to an end.
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quote:Originally posted by Drunk_24-7: Shakira is once again the clear choice for me as although Megan is very hot from head to toe, Shakira is sexier than Megan in every single aspect including feet in my opinion
WHAT? A clear choice? I asked a teenage boy to pick between those two. He looked at me and sucked his teeth at me as if to say, "Are you fucking stupid? Of COURSE Megan Fox." And that's exactly what he said. No explanation was needed. It was quite obvious why Megan is the hot chick. She's a hot babe and a hot, dirty girl. I don't know how one can compare those two and think that Shakira is prime-time entertainment. I almost vomited for saying that what I just said.
I asked another kid if Shakira was hotter than Megan Fox. He said, "Shakira over Megan FOX?" I said, "Yes, THAT Megan Fox." He asked, "Now or seven years ago?" Thinking about it, I said, "I don't know, whenever." He finally answered, "That's a stupid ass question, motherfucker. Is Africa cold?" A simple "no" would've done just fine, but I liked how he tried to make extremely apparent to me that Shakira has nothing on Megan.
Okay, I made that last part up. The first teenage kid is a true story, but the second one I made up. That was me talking.
When the match started this week, Megan went up to Shakira again. In a scene similar to Mr. & Mrs. Smith, it was me, Megan and Shakira in a room. I'm sitting right acorss from Shakira, who's tied up. Megan is somewhere behind me. I told her, "Listen. You've got Megan this week. I'm gonna give you one of two choices to make. The first option is that you surrender right now and Megan will win this match by way of forfeit. That way, you can escape without a scratch or bruise anywhere on your body. For the second choice, I don't want to get graphic with what will happen to you should you decide to go on with this match. But the punchline is you die."
Looks like Shakira went with choice number 2. If this were a football game, you'll hear the color commentators go, "Shakira throws her pass, and it's ... INTERCEPTED!" Again, "Shakira with the play-action fake, throws the ball ... INTECEPTED!
With Megan, you'll hear, "Megan with a NICE Hail Mary, and ... TOUCHDOWN, Patriots!" She's doing all this damage when she doesn't have to. She's just rubbing it in.
The bottom line is that Shakira is not the girl Drunk guy says she is. She's no goddess. If she's this goddess, then why is she getting destroyed every week? Week 1 should've been an indicator as to how things were going to go for her this year. She got destroyed that week. She's only won 2 measly matches. If THIS is the best Shakira can do, then I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on a resume of a supreme being, which is the definition of a Goddess. Those results belong to an office worker with a bad attitude. If Shakira went up to the Goddess of all Goddesses and gave her her resume of what she has done over the last two years in this contest, she'll have Shakira's ass booted out of there in less than one one-hundredth of a second. Which was about the same amount of time needed for Megan to put an end to Shakira's stay in this game.
I agreed with almost everything else the drunk guy said this week. But as far as Shakira goes, dead wrong.
If Sesame Street had a Muppet that taught little girls how to be hot and sexy, then Shakira will be less appealing than that Muppet.
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