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Hmmmm, I've seen some horrible stuff that was on a "SHOCK VALUE" video tape someone made for me a long time ago which I passed around to a bunch of people. Basically if you could make it through the entire tape without shutting it off or throwing up you won your purple heart. This thing was about two hours long and was just tons of shit copied together. It was more fun to watch the reaction of people's faces that were sitting watching it than anything else.
SHIT EATING: 300lb woman takes a shit on a platter held by some old dude totally naked with clasps on his balls. She proceeds to spread said shit on crackers and feeds it to him.
3 WOMEN AND A PONY: Yeah, sucked and fucked the horse.
WOMAN AND A HOG: Yeah, sucked and fuck a hog.
TWO GIRLS AND EELS: Perhaps this was the same one you saw?
500lb WOMAN AND A DUDE: Guy bangs a grotesquely obese broad in the ass and then spews on her face. At some angles she didn't look human.
GAY SHIT EATING: Two gay dudes taking dumps on each others faces and in their mouths then jerking each other off. It was the grand finale of fucked up on that tape.
There was much more on it than this. Those were just the "highlights."
After seeing that tape I felt numb and sick and basically was ready to show it to my friends to have them feel the same way!!!! I loaned it to one person that showed it at a party and it became a throw up fest! No shitting! People that said they could handle anything couldn't make it through half of it. Way worse than 2 girls 1 cup... It disappeared about 10 years ago.
Iīve probably only watched 3 or 4 pornos in my whole life. Even as a teenager they put me to sleep and I was more into fully dressed women and close-ups of their bare feet, which was usually nothing you`d find in your average porn movie.
But I did have a friend who sometimes brought weird pornos to parties (similar stuff to what LeDaemon mentioned above)...I remember one movie being a "midget" porno. At one point in the film two very tiny women jerk off a normal-sized guy on the roof of a tall office building...he then cums, shoots his load off over the side of the roof and the camera films how his semen fall down onto the busy street below. I remember thinking what it must be like for the pedestrians who`s heads the cum landed on.
Were porno-cartoons popular in the USA? There were some bizarre video tapes here in Germany in the 80s with really bad porn cartoon versions of "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Gulliver`s Travels" and other stuff...so bad that it makes me cringe just thinking of it. Funny enough, everybody in my age over here knows those bad cartoons, even though this was way before the internet. Itīs always a great topic at parties
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When i first started doing my site i watched some of the FJ clips that were already around at the time.I dont know his name but the tall guy with the big horse mouth,i didnt like him at all and i would always click off of him when i was doing my "homework"
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^^ Mark Woods your talking about Mona. Finds the hottest sets of peds to do his footie porn movies but yeah..annoying commentary he provides..although his latest movies seem to have not talking as much...must have read the foot boards
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I had a couple of old parts from cartoon porn that were actually done by major animation studios after hours. Say... Disney? There was a Snow White and 7 Dwarfs one, but the weirdest was one that was silent and dated back to the late 1920s. It was in black and white of course and had some guy that was running around fucking everything in sight. The end had him sticking his know through a knot hole in a fence where a cow on the other side licked it. I'll have to look around through an old pile of tapes to see if I still have those.
quote:Originally posted by LeDaemon: SHIT EATING: 300lb woman takes a shit on a platter held by some old dude totally naked with clasps on his balls. She proceeds to spread said shit on crackers and feeds it to him.
3 WOMEN AND A PONY: Yeah, sucked and fucked the horse.
WOMAN AND A HOG: Yeah, sucked and fuck a hog.
TWO GIRLS AND EELS: Perhaps this was the same one you saw?
500lb WOMAN AND A DUDE: Guy bangs a grotesquely obese broad in the ass and then spews on her face. At some angles she didn't look human.
GAY SHIT EATING: Two gay dudes taking dumps on each others faces and in their mouths then jerking each other off. It was the grand finale of fucked up on that tape.
While growing up in my early teens, this video (So-called "Animal Farm") was being passed around and alot of dudes were talkin' about it, but I've never seen it. The thought of it made me sick but gettin' older was curious. Still haven't seen it...... yet.
I've also heard about the shit-eating as one of my work buddies was explainin' to me of what his brother-in-law showed him. Haven't seen that either. The 300lb woman shit scenario is giving me a slight gag but curious to see it.
The link that BTL (bluetoelover) left does have some out-of-it shit and funny video titles to go with it. I guess the comedic titles sorta softens the shock a little.
There was a lame ass porn movie I've seen ages ago but I guess it was so lame I forgot the name of it. I'm still thinkin' and will get back to this thread as soon as I think of it. Might have to do a bit of research
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Around the beginning of the year I was browzin' the web for porn and stumbled on the Snow-White and 7 Dwafs clip I think L.D was talkin' about. I thought it was really funny and showed it to the missus.... oh you shoulda seen the look on her face ...
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quote:Originally posted by FootLongSub Zero: Around the beginning of the year I was browzin' the web for porn and stumbled on the Snow-White and 7 Dwafs clip I think L.D was talkin' about. I thought it was really funny and showed it to the missus.... oh you shoulda seen the look on her face ...
Actually I was mistaken thinking it was Disney, but rather a Swedish porn toon. I found a link to it on the net. It does look rather old. I haven't seen this thing in over a decade I'm sure.
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^Actually, those were exactly the shitty cartoons I was talking about. And they seem to be German and not Swedish...at least all the titles at the beginning are in German. A friend once showed me a whole video tape full of stuff like that...there was even a sci-fi sex cartoon. They are so bad it`s impossible to believe that anybody would actually jerk off to this -- and even harder to believe that a team of grown up people would sit down to develop & draw these cartoons.
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