or does it piss you off when you watching a video of lesbian footworship and the girls dont even know how to lick feet. i just got finished with one (serious boner killer) the girls were hot too, nice feet to boot but they did not know how to worship feet for shit. it was frustrating. here you are licking some perfect feet and you cant even do it right. i want to jump through the screen and show them. NO BITCH YOUR DOING IT WRONG. THE BIG TOE IS NOT A PENIS. YOU DO NOT TRY AND GIVE THE BIG TOE A FUCKING BLOWJOB. just suck and lick that fucking thing. goddammm you just look so retarded it hurts my soul, please stop.
and none of this half ass light licking shit. get your face in there and lick that fucking toe. i want 100% tongue-sole contact not 3% not 15% at least fucking 75% so i know your at least trying. its almost as bad as when the guy wont shut the fuck up in porn, no one wants to hear you make small talk about how many STDs you have don ledcock when ive got my baloney poney in my hand ready to run free. shit why dont you just have a 10minute interview-monologue about the girl with a creppy ass camera guy and turn my dick into a wet noodle you fucking chooch. you dont need to tell me how good she looks because believe me if she didn't i would just stop watching the video. youve got me hooked, cock in hand, napkins at the ready, lets do this shit. maybe you could just have her do the talking because according to the women's rights movement they all have the capacity for at least 7-10 minutes of sexy foreplay dialogue.
some websites do it right, and i dont want to name names because im sure you all know how they are. but lemme just say that from what ive seen asian girls do it best. or at least take direction the best. get serious ladies. and its not like the FF industry is that hard. 1/2 the time you dont even need to get naked or get tiedup in a basement and DP gang banged upsidedown by a 12ft tall dick monster from the mountains of romania. its just feet licking. so get in there and worship that foot and then go brush your teeth. goddamn.
and no i dont care how "pretty" your feet are if you are a 300lbs beached whale with a horseface you need to stop using the foot fetish industry as your self-esteem boosting outlet. we are not that desperate. at least i hope you aren't but like most things in my pathetic life i am probably wrong on all accounts.
anyway, i know im gonna get people bitching at me for this post so in advance so id like to say that you should dealwithit.jpg
thank you
Posted by Rider Aldebaran (Member # 38525) on :
I thought it was established that mainstream porn producers don't know the first thing about foot fetishism.
Posted by Patrick (Member # 1169) on :
I'd take that lesbian foot worship over the male/female foot sex video where they fuck 98% of the time and he kisses her feet two or three times and then cums on her face. LOL
Patrick
Posted by Toetapper (Member # 6473) on :
quote:Originally posted by Rider Aldebaran: I thought it was established that mainstream porn producers don't know the first thing about foot fetishism.
By and large, I agree but would like to mention director (and porn historian) Jim Holiday - rest in peace. Though he produced mainstream porn, he maintained that if you really want to sell porn you have to include feet, lots of feet; guys, whether they admit it or not, love feet. Most of his movies were put out by VCA.
Posted by archadmirer (Member # 3142) on :
LMAO at Patrick, "... then cums on her face" was so abrupt, cracked me up.
Posted by Tyler D. (Member # 11452) on :
quote:Originally posted by footster008: or does it piss you off when you watching a video of lesbian footworship and the girls dont even know how to lick feet.
Oh it makes me livid!
quote:Originally posted by footster008: ...they did not know how to worship feet for shit. ... ... ... THE BIG TOE IS NOT A PENIS. YOU DO NOT TRY AND GIVE THE BIG TOE A FUCKING BLOWJOB. just suck and lick that fucking thing. ... ... ...and none of this half ass light licking shit. get your face in there and lick that fucking toe. i want 100% tongue-sole contact not 3% not 15% at least fucking 75%...
OMFG, someone who finally realizes it. I have been saying this stuff for years and it seems to have fallen on deaf ears. Glad someone finally realized it, even though they could have saved themselves tons of precious time had they just adopted my own opinion years ago instead of taking the time to find out for themselves.
these f/f worshippers haven't a clue of the proper ways to lick. before they get into foot worship video there should be a mandatory minimum requirement that they attend a foot worship school where the course is taught by an avid foot licking instructor who is male.
Posted by boii170 (Member # 41910) on :
funniest post ever on Wu's forum. I thank you footser for the laugh.
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