so, drink a lot of maxwell house oriqinal roast coffee whenever you feel sleepy and continue to stay awake for 2 weeks.
and eat only bananas, an apple with its skin a day, and drink oranqe juice for the 3 meals. eat more bananas if hunqry.
also, take lot of senna for faster bowl movement.
these ways you will have a super sharp face in less than a week.
then, you can approach women more easily and beinq accepted more.
Posted by HighArchesPT (Member # 45164) on :
Lol
Posted by BareSoles84 (Member # 45910) on :
Try it and let us know how it works out.
Posted by solemaster1983 (Member # 51210) on :
yup, in a week, my face became super sharp - like a 10/10 perfect face now, and i am super happy about it.
Posted by solemaster1983 (Member # 51210) on :
Or try this approach. Go up to her and say, "Hi, I'm doing a random Youtube video where girls kick me in the nuts". Dude, I bet you'll be getting some feet to the cock eventually.
Posted by longhitter04 (Member # 2391) on :
At first I was amused at this post because I had assumed it was sarcastic in nature.
Once I realized it was not, I was left shaking my head.
How does one even respond to this?
Posted by 5thgear (Member # 46148) on :
quote:Originally posted by longhitter04: At first I was amused at this post because I had assumed it was sarcastic in nature.
Once I realized it was not, I was left shaking my head.
How does one even respond to this?
My thoughts exactly
Posted by BareSoles84 (Member # 45910) on :
Gotta be the epitome of desperation, in my opinion.
Posted by 5thgear (Member # 46148) on :
Is it possibly a diet to lose quick weight? He even contradicts the articles he links. It’s well known that you need adequate sleep to look and perform your best sexually.
Posted by longhitter04 (Member # 2391) on :
quote:Originally posted by BareSoles84: Gotta be the epitome of desperation, in my opinion.
Yes... and the the stench of desperation is much worse than the most repulsive body odor imaginable.
Posted by solemaster1983 (Member # 51210) on :
it is a diet to lose quick weiqht and also at the same time sleepinq less can cause you to lose your face's meaty skin. however, if you continue to eat food, you aint qonna lose that much meaty skin in your face. that's why you need both the diet and sleepinq less to make it work perfectly. takinq laxative like senna can make your stomach empty and also help you to look not so meaty in your face. so, all three steps needed to take in order for the quickest best result. it is true that this is a destructive way to your health and may affect your sexual performance, but if you wanna look qood, you need to try this way. so, only one to two weeks of tryinq, you can be back to your normal sexual performance. also, if you are not too old, you can do this way, and at the same moment not losinq your sexual performance.
Posted by BareSoles84 (Member # 45910) on :
Let's keep it at the 30,000 foot view. You're essentially saying that being accepted by women means more to you than your own health, and that you're willing to go to extreme lengths by starving and sleep depriving yourself in order to just get a glance from a woman.
To me, this demonstrates an utter lack of self respect and a high amount of insecurity. Having high respect for yourself will go way farther with women than simply having a slightly more chiseled face than what you did before by doing all of the unhealthy stuff you enumerated, that I imagine would only make you look extremely gaunt. Looks only get your foot in the door at best. From there, once they find out that behind your slightly more chiseled face you're dripping with insecurity, don't expect them to stick around.
I guarantee you there's plenty of males who look good to women without having to starve themselves to death because they simply eat relatively healthy, lift some steel, and have respect for themselves. Nobody should be jeopardizing their health and going to extreme measures in order to simply get approval from the opposite sex. No matter how good you think it makes you look, I question that person's mental health.
Posted by solemaster1983 (Member # 51210) on :
well, some quys want attractive women, thouqh. like rocky said before that he would hurt himself just to qet close to hillary's feet.
in order to qet extremely beautiful ladies with extremely beautiful feet, looks are part of the important impact.
Posted by BareSoles84 (Member # 45910) on :
Attractive women are more likely to think you're an idiot and a weirdo than be attracted to you once they find out that you: load up on caffeine, eat only bananas, drink only orange juice, load up on laxatives, and sleep deprive yourself, just in order to be able to say hi to them.
Let alone be willing to mutilate yourself just to get close to their feet.
Posted by solemaster1983 (Member # 51210) on :
well, you don't need to do it in front of them. once you are at that level, you can just maintain it without the need of caffeine, and can eat some foods, too.
Posted by longhitter04 (Member # 2391) on :
Good grief. This post keeps getting stranger.
Solemaster- please tell us this is a joke.
OK, I will play along.
Even if this is true, your point is that your face will trim down if you follow this ridiculous diet and you will attract women as a result? Surely, you must realize how ridiculous this is.
First of all, if you have a “meaty” face, as you put it, it likely means that you are overweight. How is trimming down your face going to help? Do you believe a women is going to think some overweight, ill dressed man is attractive because he doesn’t have a “meaty” face? Never mind the effect this would have on your overall health.
Again, you must realize how ridiculous this is.
I have this new diet plan that I’m coming out with that can’t miss. It’s guaranteed to work if you follow it. No one has ever failed. It also vastly improves your overall health. It will not only make you lose weight, but will also help you gain self confidence (that’s a hint, solemaster).
I was going write a book about this breakthrough diet, but I’ve decided to share it with you for free. Are you ready? Here it is:
“EAT LESS AND DO MORE”.
You are welcome.
Posted by Sinnister (Member # 2394) on :
I don't understand if your post is serious or your just trying to be funny. If you're trying to be funny it's not working.
Posted by BareSoles84 (Member # 45910) on :
Based on the OP’s past peculiar posts, I’m guessing they’re either not playing with a full deck, or simply just looking for attention by posting something they know is so utterly asinine and seeing what kind of reactions they get in order to keep the thread going.
Or both.
Posted by solemaster1983 (Member # 51210) on :
well, these ways of trimminq down your face only suit for quys that already looked cool first, but just have a square like face. when i say meaty, i mean the face's skin is a little thick and square like like here - http://www.instagram.com/p/Bfl_5_altMo/?taken-by=jade_weber_official
so, after you have done all these steps - include the diet, the sleepless week, and the takinq of stool softener plus - your a little thicker and square like face will trim down to a more skinnier and trianqular face like this - http://www.instagram.com/p/BfwcJDkliRG/?taken-by=jade_weber_official
so, these ways are for younq adults who are already lookinq cool first, and they want to qo for some extremely beautiful ladies with extremely beautiful feet that they have a score of 9.8/10 in both departments.