The best thing about you ran down your momma's butt crack and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
Posted by Calico Jack (Member # 2299) on :
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
Calico Jack
Posted by Wrinklesguy (Member # 732) on :
If i wanted a cum-back from you, i'd have wiped it off your lip! LOL
Posted by Adam X (Member # 2872) on :
The best part of you ran down your daddy's leg.
Posted by NotQuiteRight (Member # 9668) on :
Your momma's nickname is "Are you gonna eat that?"
Your momma must be rich. Exactly how much did she get from being the Hulk's stunt double?
Your momma so ugly, Stevie Wonder threw-up when she walked in the room.
Your momma looks like Willam Dufoe gone wrong.
Your sister is such a slut she's seen more dick than a urologist.
Your sister has seen more back seats than the Michelin Man.
Your sister's blood type is hobo cum.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Your momma's like a light switch. Even a 4 Year old can turn her on.
[ October 03, 2005, 05:10 AM: Message edited by: NotQuiteRight ]
Posted by ledaemon (Member # 198) on :
Your momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs!
Posted by Phil Feet (Member # 6423) on :
I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest!
Posted by ledaemon (Member # 198) on :
You're as useful as an impotent gigalo.
Posted by Sasha (Member # 1842) on :
HEY LEDAEMON!!! What a hottie guy on your avatar!!! What's your brothers name?? Posted by Calico Jack (Member # 2299) on :
quote:Originally posted by Sasha: What's your brothers name??
His brother? And here I thought that Johnny Damon had finally shaved off the facial hair.
Oh, almost forgot to add my insult:
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Calico Jack
Posted by Bondo (Member # 1403) on :
**Oldie but goodie**
Does your sister sell potato chips? I saw her on the corner yelling "Frito-Lay, Frito-Lay". Posted by Fate111 (Member # 2627) on :
Your momma is so big, she ran over a dollar and made four quarters.
Posted by Tweener (Member # 1630) on :
I'd call you retarded but I'm afraid of offending that vegetable woman in Florida
Posted by soleslurp (Member # 2442) on :
Yo mamma is so fat, she uses hoola hoops to hold up her socks Posted by ledaemon (Member # 198) on :
Funny you should mention the Johnny Damon reference CJ, my mom accuses me of looking like him everytime a ball game is on.
And Sasha, for the insult part of the thread...."If I wanted any shit out of you I'd squeeze your head!" Posted by Bondo (Member # 1403) on :
Keep 'em coming. I always yawn when I'm interested.
Posted by Bondo (Member # 1403) on :
** All Time Classic **
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
>>Click Here<< for a full script of the Holy Grail. It's my Bible...
Posted by ledaemon (Member # 198) on :
quote:Originally posted by Bondo: ** All Time Classic **
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
>>Click Here<< for a full script of the Holy Grail. It's my Bible...
Thanks for the linkage Bondo. When I was a freshman in highschool a buddy and myself took it upon ourselves to transcribe the entire script of the Holy Grail from a tape cassette we recorded from a video tape. From there we memorized the entire movie and would be able to recite any scene on a whim whenever or wherever we were.
I'd like to add we didn't get laid that year nor did we have girlfriends!
Posted by killa (Member # 8564) on :
i love that movie-"monte python and the holy grail. "go away, you english k-nagits(knights)!!!!"
Posted by wvcple2003 (Member # 5268) on :
Its from the TV shows, not the movies. Ive never seen either, so I have no idea if their related. Forgive my ignorance!
Posted by ledaemon (Member # 198) on :
quote:Originally posted by wvcple2003: Try this link if your Monte fans!
Its from the TV shows, not the movies. Ive never seen either, so I have no idea if their related. Forgive my ignorance!
I actually bought those two volumes in book form in the bookstore years ago. They go well with my complete MP DVD collection! Posted by Mulholland Man (Member # 1491) on :
Here's some:
"To call you an idiot would be an insult to everyone else".
"You have a brain of a 4 year old. I bet he was glad to get rid of it".
"It's okay. You have the right to be stupid. Don't abuse the privilage."
"You are depriving the village of their idiot".
"You stop telling lies about me, and I'll stop telling the truth about you."
"You wouldn't want to piss on him if he was on fire."
"It's time they put you out to grass so you can do what you do best"
"What you seem to lack in intelligence, you make up in stupidity."
"He was born stupid, he's learnt nothing, and he's forgotten even that!"
"If she went to a mind reader, she'd get a refund."
Posted by Mulholland Man (Member # 1491) on :
Wait...here's more piss funny rude insults:
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.
Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.
I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.
You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.
No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
Sit down and give your mind a rest.
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Are your parents siblings?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
Posted by ledaemon (Member # 198) on :
If you were on fire I wouldn't piss on you to put you out!
Posted by Bondo (Member # 1403) on :
I used to think that Country music caused brain damage, but now I realize...brain damage causes Country music.
(came up with that one myself)
Bondo
P.S. - works just as well with "Heavy Metal" for the Country music fans.
Posted by LaylaMercedes (Member # 7797) on :
Lol Bondo that one rocks!
Posted by LaylaMercedes (Member # 7797) on :
Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon!
Posted by Adam X (Member # 2872) on :
That one was more sexy than mean.
Bondo: but what causes Rap then?
Posted by Bondo (Member # 1403) on :
quote:Originally posted by Adam X: Bondo: but what causes Rap then?
Not sure Adam X, but I know that: Country + RAP = CRAP.
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