Here you can put memorable lines from TV, Film and Video Games.
I'll start with memorable dialogue from the Metal Gear games
Solid Snake: Gray Fox! Colonel, that ninja is Gray Fox! No doubt about it. A surveillance camera?! They're armed with five-five-sixers and pineapples. If you're going to doubt yourself, I'll leave you here. [...] Never doubt yourself. Only let it make you stronger. Metal Gear?! It can't be! Invited? That's what you call sending armed soldiers after me? Besides, some people just need killing. I don't know what the heck my genes look like and I don't care. I operate on instinct. You want to pull each other's ears? [to Vulcan Raven after Vulcan describes the Eskimo sport of ear-pulling] This isn't glorious! It's just plain killing! Violence isn't a sport! I don't like to waste bullets. [when Meryl suggests that he can shoot her if she slows him down on his mission] I'm just a man who's good at what he does: killing. I never felt truly alive until I was staring death in the face. Okay, let me try to say this another way: stay the hell out of my way. (to Meryl) You haven't even taken the safety off, rookie. They call mercenaries like us "Dogs of War." It's true; we're all for sale at some price or another. But you're different. Untamed, solitary. You're no dog. You're a wolf. Rest easy. You'll die as the proud wolf you are. I don't need a hankerchief…I don't have any more tears to shed. I just didn't expect a world-class designer of military technology to be so... cute. Don't worry. You'll land back on them once you meet me. The reality is no match for the legend, I'm afraid. Let him talk. He doesn't have much time left. I've never been interested in anyone else's life... Other people just complicate my life. I don't like to get involved. I caught a nice nap on this revolving bed of yours. Too bad I was sleeping alone. See you in hell...Liquid. [An explosion occurs] That takes care of the cremation. What are you doing! Don't think! Shoot! Why are you calling me brother?! Who the hell are you?! [same line used in Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes] A strong man doesn't need to read the future. He makes his own. Enough with the proverbs ... I want to learn more about you. Mei Ling.. You must think I'm garbage. [After submitting to Ocelot's torture.] It was no big deal. My real name is Dave, Otacon. "My name is S... My name is Pliskin. Iroquois Pliskin, Lieutenant Junior Grade." "We can tell other people about - having faith. What we had faith in. What we found important enough to fight for. It's not whether you were right or wrong, but how much faith you were willing to have, that decides the future. " "Changed sides? I don't recall saying I was on yours." "You never asked." "I'll think of something. There's no such thing as a witch." "Brace yourself!" "Diminished sense of reality, huh? VR training will do that." "We've inherited freedom from all those people who fought for it." "Building the future and keeping the past alive are one in the same thing." "No! That is not Solid Snake!" That's a pretty good shot kid. Now how about aiming at the enemy? (Snake says this when Raiden shoots Snake while protecting Emma (to naked Raiden) "Amazing how you walk around like that!" "A legend is nothing but fiction. Someone tells, someone else hears it, everybody passes it on." "There's no right part in murder. Not ever." (While pointing a gun at Fortune) "You want eternal rest? I've got it right here". "Save it, you're no brother of mine." "We need to pass the torch, and let our children read our messy and sad history by its light." "If you run out of ammo you can have mine, [points to bandanna] infinite ammo". "She IS Lady Luck!!" "Your orders, not mine." "Kid, this is THE bomb disposal guy." "Infinite ammo!" (When being asked by Raiden if he needs any ammo for himself) "Emma! Raiden...You son of a..." (Snake says this if Raiden kills Emma.)
Naked Snake/Big Boss "This is Snake. Kept you waiting, huh?" "Home in time for dinner." "Time for the snake to shed his skin." "I do whatever I have to do to get the job done. I don't think about politics." (To Ocelot) "I don't think you're cut out for an automatic in the first place. You tend to twist your elbow sideways to absorb the recoil. That's more of a revolver technique." (About The Boss) "Enemy? We were together for 10 years, and now you tell me she's my enemy?" "I don't know if I can trust anybody." (To Ocelot) "It's a nice gun, I'll give you that. But the engraving gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever, unless you were planning to auction it off as a collector's item. And you're forgetting one more very basic thing... you don't have what it takes to kill me." (Referring not to will, but ammunition; Ocelot has forgotten to reload.) "I believe because I have to. Even if it is a lie. That's part of my mission." "I've never been interested in other people's lives." "Does it have to be one or the other - love or hate?" "Half of me belongs to The Boss." "A name means nothing on the battlefield. After a week, no one has a name." "Is there a way to take off my pants?" (To Granin) "You're crocked, aren'tcha?" How does it taste? DON'T SAY IT! (when Para-Medic is about to mention Dracula) (To EVA, after being handed a customized Colt .45) ".45, huh? Incredible! The feeding ramp is polished to a mirror sheen, the slide's been reinforced, and the interlock with the frame is tightened for added precision. The sight system's original, too. The thumb safety is extended to make it easier on the finger. A long-type trigger with non-slip grooves... a ring hammer. The base of the trigger guard's been filed down for a higher grip... and not only that... nearly every part of this gun has been expertly crafted and customized.
Revolver Ocelot: "That's Major Ocelot to you. And don't you forget it." "An ocelot never lets his prey escape." "Wha...? A female spy? This bitch is wearing perfume..." "I hate to disappoint the Cobras but you're mine now. All of you, leave us! It's just you and me. "12 shots... This time, I've got 12 shots." "Reloading like this, it's a revolution." "Thank you. Thank you, for teaching me the joy of the revolver." "You were lucky. We'll meet again" "I've been waiting for this" "Fight like a man, Volgin." "So you survived the Colonel's torture, eh? Watching this has made me realize something... it's really not that bad. It's the ultimate form of expression." "It doesn't feel right to shoot an unarmed man... but I'll get over it." "SON OF A BITCH!" "You're not a snake, and I'm not an ocelot. We're men, with names." "Until we meet again... John." "Plain name, but I wont forget it." "This reload time is exhilarating!" "Gift of the silver tongue -- they say it's a mark of a good officer -- and of a liar. Americans are too in love with the sound of their own voice to speak the truth." "I am Shalashaska. Also called... Revolver Ocelot." "This machine will be quite useful." "Steal? No, no, I'm taking it back." "The Colonel will be joining you soon....'comrade'..." "You might be able to make it to the shore ..... if you swim for your lives." "Yes, returned, to the Patriots." "Sergei, looks like you were long overdue for retirement." "Mother Russia can rot for all I care!" (Possessed by Liquid Snake) "Not so young anymore, eh, Snake? You're drowning in time. I know what it's like, brother." "The price of physical prodigy... Few more years and you'll just be another dead clone of the old man. Our raw materials are vintage, brother. Big Boss was in his late fifties when they created his copies. But I -- I live on, through this arm." "You don't have what it takes after all! You're going down, Snake! With this tanker!" "There can only be room for one Snake, and one Big Boss
Posted by Salvy_Mic (Member # 13384) on :
Ah, I see someone is a Metal Gear fan...and I thought I was hardcore, god damn.
Anyway,
"You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance." -Ryu
"Attack me if you dare, I will crush you." -Ken
"I am the strongest woman in the world!" -Chun Li
"Are you man enough to fight with me?" -Guile
"Can't you do better than that?" -E. Honda
"You are not a warrior; you are a beginner." -Sagat
"I will meditate, and then destroy you." -Dhalsim
"Seeing you in action is a joke." -Blanka
And though not a Film/TV/Video Game Quote as such, but still awesome:
"He could not 'andle my riddum." -Georges St. Pierre
"Matt Hughes, I am not impressed by performance." -Georges St. Pierre
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
snake? snake!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!?
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
Are you talkin' to me -- Deniro in Taxi Driver.
Posted by Mommie Dearest (Member # 18340) on :
Toula Portokalos: Ma, Dad is so stubborn. What he says goes. "Ah, the man is the head of the house!"
Maria Portokalos: Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.
(My Big Fat Greek Wedding)
Dolores Claiborne: Now, you listen to me, Mr. Grand High Poobah of Upper Buttcrack, I'm just about half-past give a shit with your fun and games.
(Dolores Claiborne)
Captain Spaulding: Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!
(House of 1000 Corpses)
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Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
I was going to bring this subject up later but you sooner... GREAT Maybe not word for word but should be close enough
Terminator: "I'll be back...."
Predator: "Get to da chobba..." ---------------------------------------------- The Lost Boys.. "...Burn rubber, does not mean.... warp speed" ---------------------------------------------- Star Wars:
Episode IV (A New Hope) Luke: "They're comming in too fast...." ------------------------ Ben: "Use the force Luke..... Let go Luke.... Luke trust me....." H.Q: "Luke you swictched off your targeting computer, what's wrong?" Luke: "Nothing, I'm O.K ------------------------ Darth Vader: "I have you now!!!"........ "WHAT!!!" Han Solo: "Woooohooo!!!!....... You're all clear kid... now let's blow this thing and go home"
-------------------------------------- Empire Strikes Back: Darth Vader "Luke... I am your father"
------------------------------------ Back To The Future: Practicing a plan at the back of George Mcfly's house.... George: "Hey you, get your damn hands off her.." then strikes a geeky pose ----------------------------------- Doc: "One point twenty one Jigawatts!!!!!" ------------------------------------ Rocky: "ADRIAN!!!!" ------------------------------------ Grease: Sonny: "You mean her jugs were bigger than Annettes?" Kenickie: "Nobody's jugs are bigger than Annette's
....... more to come Posted by Hal (Member # 3484) on :
"All your base are belong to us!"
-Hal-
Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
"I'll kill them all sir" - Kurt Russell
Universal Soldier
Fucking gold line...the woman asked him what he was going to do when there was about a platoon of men invading the planet to kill anybody they found...he replied with that line!
"Give them nothing...but TAKE from them EVERYTHING!!" - King Leonidas
300
"This is SPARTA!!" King Leonidas 300
Posted by Ophillia (Member # 29787) on :
"i want to name her dottie...after my wife because it is a bloodsucking life killer from which there is NO escape"
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
Best movie quotes EVER came from 1987's "Full Metal Jacket" and all were from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!"
"Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand? "
"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that? "
"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk."
"Well, no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!"
"You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"
"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. "
"Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!"
"Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!"
Posted by bluetoelover (Member # 14736) on :
Holy fuck LD! I need to be slapped I didn't remember that AMAZING movie! Fucking hilarious! This post just made my day!
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
King Leonidas: Spartans! Eat hearty, for tonight we dine in HELL!!
Posted by Salvy_Mic (Member # 13384) on :
I need to be slapped twice....Full Metal Jacket is one of my all-time favorite movies, and I can practically recite verbatim the entire boot camp scene.
"....Ohhhh!? J'you wanna play rough!? O-kay....say hello... to my lil' frien'!!" -Tony Montana, from Scarface
"Stick around." -Dutch from Predator, when Arnold sticks a guy to a post by throwing a friggin' machete at the dude.
"Whoa...you were almost a Jill Sandwich." -Barry Burton, from Resident Evil, one of the most infamous lines in the entire series.
"Claire! I'm glad to see you're still among the living." -Leon S. Kennedy, from Resident Evil 2, expressing his relief and copping a feel all at once.
"You spoony bard!" -Cid, from Final Fantasy IV, a celebrated line in FF history.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Upon loosing: "You've got a lot to learn before you beat me, try again kiddo" Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
"...We're fighting for our right to live... to exist....
And should we win the day.... the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday.... but as the day when the world declared in one voice:
"We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We're going to live on!
We're going to survive!"
Today, we celebrate our INDEPENDENCE DAY!
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
Say Hello to my Little Friend ---- Tony Montana(Scarface)
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
"Whatchu talkin' bout Willis" Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
Murdock, I'm Coming to get YOU! --- John Rambo
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Storm Trooper: "Let me see your identification"
Ben Kenobi: "You don't need to see his idendification"
Trooper: "We don't need to see his identification"
Ben: "These aren't the droids your looking for"
Trooper: "These aren't the droids we're looking for"
Ben: "He can go about his business"
Trooper: "You can go about your business"
Ben: "Move along"
Trooper: "Move along.... move along" Posted by footgirl0226 (Member # 29201) on :
Sorry Mum. You know I love you, but you drive me crazy. And you three, what a bunch of cocksuckers.
Rhonda in Muriel's Wedding
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
If it Bleeds we can kill it.---- Dutch in Predator
Posted by Hal (Member # 3484) on :
quote:Originally posted by FootLongSub Zero:
Storm Trooper: "Let me see your identification"
Ben Kenobi: "You don't need to see his idendification"
Trooper: "We don't need to see his identification"
Ben: "These aren't the droids your looking for"
Trooper: "These aren't the droids we're looking for"
Ben: "He can go about his business"
Trooper: "You can go about your business"
Ben: "Move along"
Trooper: "Move along.... move along"
Haha... I loved that part when I was a kid! Good one!
-Hal-
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder. ----- Taj from Van Wilder 2002
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
WWF Superstars (coin-op game)
Gene Okerlund: "They are declaring themselves challengers to your World Championship belts!"
Andre: "No-one can beat Mega Bucks."
Ted DiBiase: "I'll put you to sleep with my Million Dollar Dream!"
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Posted by Foot Lover Of London (Member # 2420) on :
quote:Originally posted by Hal:
quote:Originally posted by FootLongSub Zero:
Storm Trooper: "Let me see your identification"
Ben Kenobi: "You don't need to see his idendification"
Trooper: "We don't need to see his identification"
Ben: "These aren't the droids your looking for"
Trooper: "These aren't the droids we're looking for"
Ben: "He can go about his business"
Trooper: "You can go about your business"
Ben: "Move along"
Trooper: "Move along.... move along"
Haha... I loved that part when I was a kid! Good one!
-Hal-
i was so going to put that... ...So here it is...*Johnny five is alive*
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
Who the Hell are you?.... I'm Batman!!
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
"Faster. Must go faster!" -Jeff Goldblum's character in Jurassic Park and Independence Day
Posted by ljjnico (Member # 15015) on :
Got a real good load of quotes from the Hellraiser film series.
Hellraiser No tears please. It's a waste of good suffering. The box, you opened it, we came. Now you must come with us, taste our pleasures. Nobody escapes us. We'll tear your soul apart. We have such sights to show you. This isn't for your eyes. Supposing he did escape us, what has that to do with you?
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth.
Joey (Terry Farrell (Jadzia Dax in ST:DS9)): How did you know my name?! Pinhead (Doug Bradley): Thank you Joey. Pinhead: (Evil laugh.) Human dreams, such fertile ground for sowing the seeds of torment. You're so ripe Joey and it's harvest time. Joey: This isn't fair! You can't! Pinhead: Save your tears. I reaped your soul, slowly. I have centuries to discover the things that make you whimper! Joey: You bastard! You invaded my mind! Pinhead: You think your night time world is closed to me? Your mind is so naked, a book that yearns to be read, a door that begs to be opened. Joey: A door? A window. Elliott Spenser (Doug Bradley): Couldn't resist playing games could you?! You had to come through the window of her mind. And now you're in my dominion and now, we're going to Hell! Pinhead: Ladies first! Elliott Spenser: NO! Pinhead: You'll like her better this way, trust me. Joey: MMMMMPPPPHHHHH! MMMMMMMMMMPPPPPHHHH! Pinhead: Why resist? You love this as much as I. After all, you made me.
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
Yippy Kiayyy Mother Fucker-----John McClain Die Hard
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
quote:Originally posted by Cain: Yippy Kiayyy Mother Fucker-----John McClain Die Hard
Nice one Cain Posted by Salvy_Mic (Member # 13384) on :
Go ahead. Make my day. -"Dirty" Harry Callahan
"Ain't gettin' no rematch." "Don't want one." - Apollo Creed and Rocky Balboa exchanging words at the end of their first fight.
"Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die." - Goldfinger taunting Bond in Goldfinger
"I will break you." - Ivan Drago to Rocky right before their fight.
"My name is Pussy Galore." "I musht be dreaming." - Bond aboard Goldfinger's private jet, meeting Pussy Galore for the first time after coming to.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
My missus made me aware of this one which is a famous one. I hate the movie Dirty Dancing....
Johnny: "Nobody puts baby in the corner"
Posted by luvntoes (Member # 10587) on :
I eat green berets for breakfast....and right now im REALLY HUNGRY-Arnold Schwarzenegger Commando
Nice night for a walk eh? Wash day tomorrow nothing clean right? Hey I think this guys a couple cans short of a 6pack right? Your clothes give them to me NOW!-Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminator
I ain't got time to bleed-Jesse Ventura Predator
What now? let me tell you what now? Im gonna call a couple of hard pipe hittin niggas to go to work on the holmes here, with a pair of pliars and a blow torch. YOU HEAR ME TALKIN HILL BILLY BOY!? I AINT THREW WITH YOU BY DAMN SIGHT! Im gonna get medieval on your ass.-Ving Rhames Pulp Fiction
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
quote:Originally posted by luvntoes: I eat green berets for breakfast....and right now im REALLY HUNGRY-Arnold Schwarzenegger Commando
Nice night for a walk eh? Wash day tomorrow nothing clean right? Hey I think this guys a couple cans short of a 6pack right? Your clothes give them to me NOW!-Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminator
I ain't got time to bleed-Jesse Ventura Predator
I like these 3 typical lines from Arney movies ... I know he has alot more... I'll try get a couple in on my next hit Posted by Hal (Member # 3484) on :
I´m sure LeDaemon will know this one
Sybil: If you'd just look. Basil: I have looked. There's no celery, there's no grapes, ... walnuts! That's a laugh, easier to find a packet of sliced hippopotamus in suitcase sauce than a walnut in this bloody kitchen. Sybil: Now, we've got apples. Basil: Oh, terrific! Let's celebrate! We'll have an apple party: Everybody brings his own apple and stuffs it down somebody's throat.
-Hal-
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
Baby, the other white meat!!!---- Fat Bastard
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Pic sez it all....
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
Why So Serious?..... The Joker (the Dark Knight) Health Ledger's joker made Jack Nicholsons look like a real Joke....
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
Steve Carell in Forty Year Old Virgin....
Steve Carell... There's something wrong with her Underwear...
Seth Rogan... Yeah they're not in my mouth.
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
quote:Originally posted by Hal: I´m sure LeDaemon will know this one
Basil: Well, may I ask what you were hoping to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom-window? Sidney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest? sweeping majestically? Mrs Richards: Don't be silly. I expect to be able to see the sea. Basil: You can see the sea. It's over there between the land and the sky. Mrs Richards: You call that a view? Basil Fawlty: Well perhaps you should consider moving to a hotel closer to the sea, preferably in it.
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
quote:Originally posted by Cain: Why So Serious?..... The Joker (the Dark Knight) Health Ledger's joker made Jack Nicholsons look like a real Joke....
QFT
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Sgt. Schultz: "I see nothing... nothing!!!!"
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
I see dead people --- Sixth sense
I see White people --- Scary Movie 2
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
^^ Good one Cain... Like some of these spoof movies that dogg on mainstream flicks...
From the movie "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood"
Note: I ain't racist
Local store scene...
White dude walks in the store past the door sensor : (sound) Ding dong!
Then Loc Dog and his brother walk in: (along with sound) Neeg errz!
Loc: "What! Better give me someSucki-Suckywith that $5, someLove me long time or sumthin'"
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Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
If he dies, he dies.... Ivan Drago, Rocky 4
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Harold & Kumar Go To Whitecastle.... Freak Show scene...
Freak Show: "It's gonna take me a while to fix up the car there, so...... if you boys like, you can go inside and get yourselves something to drink, wash up, fuck my wife, watch TV - anything you want......... Mi casa, su casa....... Just don't do anything the good Lord wouldn't do.
Kumar: "Dude, am I deaf..... or did he just say we get to fuck his wife?" Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
I ain't got time to bleed----Jessie "the Body" Ventura in Predator.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Last Action Hero
Jack Slater: "Drug bust? You must be joking. My cousin Frank lives here. The only drugs he has is aspirin. If you touch that front door, you are going to need them." Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing, always be closing.
A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention - Do I have you attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, because it's FUCK or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision - Have you made your decision for Christ? And Action.
-Blake(Alec Baldwin) in Glengarry Glen Ross
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
I believe there is a hero in all of us---- Aunt May in Spiderman 2
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
The Breakfast Club
Principal Vernon: "Don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns." Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
"Screw you guys. I'm goin' home." -Cartman
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
"Me and Jenny was like peas and carrots again"--- Forrest Gump
Posted by Ophillia (Member # 29787) on :
my name is Michael J. Caboose and i hate babies~~~~ red vs blue season 3
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out---Knocked Up
Posted by Toetapper (Member # 6473) on :
"...it's an infamnnia!"____Tataglia
"Tataglia is a pimp!"____Vito Corleone
"I did not know until this very day...it was Barzini all along."____Vito Corleone
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Optimus Prime: "Autobots..... transform and roll out!"
Posted by Thundercracker (Member # 7778) on :
Good quotes! Man I loved Full Metal Jacket! Here's a few more:
"I outta drag you out there and FEED you to those things!" - Ben, Night of the Living Dead
"At every turn you demonstrate the necessity for your extermination!" - Sarris, Galaxy Quest
...and the granddaddy of them all...
"Wait for a sign from Gozer the Traveller; he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb. Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants, they chose a new form for him -- that of a Giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you!" - Louis Tully, Ghostbusters Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
Seth - I am so jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were younger.
Evans - Yeah, well at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.----- Superbad
Posted by jamaicanfeet (Member # 16678) on :
'Lo, there do I see my father. 'Lo, there do I see My mother, and my sisters, and my brothers. 'Lo, there do I see The line of my people... Back to the beginning. 'Lo, they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them. In the halls of Valhalla... Where the brave... May live... ...forever - Thirteenth Warrior
Where Is The Horse And The Rider? Where Is The Horn That Was Blowing? They Have Passed Like Rain On The Mountains, Like Wind In The Meadow. The Days Have Have Come Down In The West, Behind The Hills, Into Shadow. How Did It Come To This? - LOTR Twin Towers
We Spartans have descended from Hercules himself. Taught never to retreat, never to surrender. Taught that death in the battlefield is the greatest glory he could achieve in his life. Spartans: the finest soldiers the world has ever known. - Kind Leonidas
Posted by Toetapper (Member # 6473) on :
Clouseau: Does your dog bite? Innkeeper: No.
GROWL....SNAP!
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog does not bite!?! Innkeeper: That is not my dog.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Blazing Saddles
Town Drunk: "HEY! The Sherrif Is A NNnnn...." DONG!!!!(town bell) Town Folk 1: "What did he say?" Town Folk 2: "He said the sherrif is near" ----------------------------------- Sherrif: "Hold it! The next man makes a move and the ****** gets it."
-------------------------------------------- Hedley: "Qualifications!" Crim: "Rape, Murder, Arson and Rape" Hedley: "You said rape twice" Crim: "I like rape" Posted by ljjnico (Member # 15015) on :
Time to resurrect this long inactive thread with some snappy Tarantino quotes:
Pulp Fiction:
Brett: [to Jules] Look, I'm sorry, I-I didn't get your name. I got yours, uh, Vincent, right? But-But I-I never got your... Jules: My name is Pitt, and your ass ain't talking your way outta this shit. Brett: [rising] No, no, no. I just want you to know how – [Jules motions him to sit down] I just want you to know how sorry we are that-that things got so fucked up with us and-and Mr. Wallace. I-I-It...we-we got into this thing with the best intentions. Really. I never... [Jules shoots Flock-of-Seagulls, Brett recoils in horror] Jules: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. You were sayin' something about "best intentions"? [silence] What's the matter? Oh, y-you were finished? Oh, well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [overturns the small table in the room] What country are you from? Brett: What? Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in "What"? Brett: What? Jules: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it? Brett: Yes. Jules: Then you know what I'm saying. Brett: Yes. Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like. Brett: What...? Jules: [points gun directly in Brett's face] Say "what" again. Say "what" again. I dare you. I double-dare you, motherfucker. Say "what" one more goddamn time. Brett: He-he's black. Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald. Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? Jules: [shoots Brett in the shoulder; Brett screams] DOES...HE...LOOK...LIKE A...BITCH?! Brett: [in pain] No! Jules: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: [faintly] I didn't. Jules: Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett? Brett: [gasping for breath] Yes. Jules: Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sort'a fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. [begins pacing about the room] And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord... [pulls out his gun and aims it at Brett] ...when I lay my vengeance upon thee." [Brett shrieks in horror as Jules and Vincent shoot him repeatedly]
Inglourious Basterds:
Ten-hut! My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm puttin' together a special team; and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've of heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doing one thing and one thing only … killing Nazis. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac, and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I am the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger, and that means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us, and the Germans won't be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the Germans will be sickened by us, and the Germans will talk about us, and the Germans will fear us. And when the Germans close their eyes at night and their tortured by their subconscious for the evil that they've done, it will be with thoughts of us that they are tortured with. Sound good?
That's what I like to hear. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be-warriors: when you join my command, you take on debit, a debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps! And all y'all will get me one hundred Nazi scalps taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis, or you will die tryin'!
Kill Bill Volume 1:
As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your fucking head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
Japanese Businessman: Do you like Ferraris? Gogo Yubari: [smacks down beverage bottle] Ferrari? Italian trash. Do you want to screw me? [Japanese Businessman giggles] Gogo: Don't laugh! Do you want to screw me, yes or no? Businessman: Yes. [Gogo stabs him] Gogo: How about now, big boy? Do you still wish to penetrate me? Or is it I … who has penetrated you?
Kill Bill Volume 2:
Looked dead, didn't I? Well, I wasn't. Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma, a coma I was to lie in for four years. When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements referred to as a roaring rampage of revenge. I roared and I rampaged and I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point. But I have only one more. The last one, the one I'm driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill Bill.
The Bride: I was wondering, just between us girls, what did you say to Pai Mei for him to snatch out your eye? Elle Driver: I called him a miserable old fool. The Bride: Ooh, bad idea. Elle Driver: You know what I did? I killed that miserable old fool. I poisoned his fishheads. And I told him, "To me the word of an old fool like you is worth less than nothing." That's right, I killed your master. And now I'm going to kill you, with your own sword, no less, which, in the very immediate future, will become my sword. The Bride: Bitch. You don't have a future.
Bill: Pai Mei taught you the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique? The Bride: Of course he did. Bill: Why didn't you tell me? The Bride: I don't know … because I'm a bad person. Bill: No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person. But every once in a while, you can be a real cunt. [takes a few steps and falls dead]
Posted by Talos (Member # 39913) on :
"Do a barrel-roll!" -Star Fox 64-
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL!
King Arther - "If you will not show us the Grail we will take your castle by force!"
French Guard - "You don't frighten us English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so called Arther King! You and all your silly English Kaniggets!" *blows raspberries*
Sir Galahad - "What a strange person."
King Arther - "Now look here my good man--"
French Guard - "I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
*later at Arrrrg Castle*
French Guard - "Hello daffy English Kaniggits and Monsieur Arther King who has the brain of a duck you know! So, we French fellows outwit you a second time!"
King Arther - "How dare you profane this place with your presence! I command you in the name of the Knights of Camelot to open the doors of this sacred castle to which God himself has guided us!"
French Guard - "How you English say, I unclog my nose in your direction sons of a window dresser! So, you think you can out cleaver us French folk with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior! I'll wave my private parts at your aunties you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters!"
King Arther - "In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred castle!"
French Guard - "No chance, English bed wetting types! I burst my pimples at you and call your door opening request a sill thing! You tiny brained wipers of other peoples bottoms!"
King Arther - "If you do not open this door we shall take this castle by force!"
*French Guard dumps waste on King Arthur's head*
King Arther - "In the name of God and the glory of our--"
*more waste is dumped*
King Arther - "Right! That settles it!" *walks away*
French Guard - "Yes, depart a lot of this time and cut the approaching any more or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already!"
King Arther - "Walk away. Just ignore them."
French Guard - "Now, remain gone illegitimate faced buggerfolk! And, if you think you got nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet! Daffy English kaniggets!" *blows raspberries*
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Wow.... Who dug up this ol' thread. Just re-read the posts and it's cool seeing the comments I made 3 years ago ...... anyhoo...
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Obi Wan: "...If it's a fast ship"
Han Solo: "Fast Ship? You've never heard of the Millenniem Falcon?"
Obi Wan: "Should I have?"
Han Solo: "It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs." Posted by ljjnico (Member # 15015) on :
In Bruges
Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids. Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids! Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids. Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate! Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?
Harry: [to Yuri] An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.
Ken: [Harry shoots Ken in the leg] Fucking cunt! Harry: Like I'm not going to do nothing to you just because you're standing about like Robert fucking Powell. Ken: Like who? Harry: Like Robert fucking Powell out of Jesus of fucking Nazareth.
Natalie: [Harry gets angry and is destroying the phone, his wife approach him, saying:] Harry. Harry! It's a inanimate fucking object! Harry: [to wife] You're an inanimate fuckin' object!
The Transformers: The Movie
Megatron: [surprised] Prime! Optimus Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall. Megatron: Why throw away your life so recklessly? Optimus Prime: That's a question you should ask YOURSELF, Megatron. Megatron: No! I'll crush you with my bare hands!
Megatron: I would have waited an eternity for this. It's over Prime. Optimus Prime: NEVER!
Brawn: [Decepticons ambush Autobots on Autobot shuttle] Megatron? Decepticons! Megatron: Die, Autobots! Megatron: [Decepticons kill Autobots on board shuttle except Ironhide] This was almost too easy, Starscream! Starscream: Much easier, almighty Megatron, than attacking the real threat; the Autobots' moonbase! Megatron: You're an idiot, Starscream. When we slip by their early warning systems in their own shuttle and destroy Autobot City, the Autobots will be vanquished forever. Ironhide: No! Megatron: Such heroic nonsense! [blasts Ironhide's head off, killing him]
Starscream: Who disrupts my coronation? Galvatron: "Coronation", Starscream? This is bad comedy. Starscream: Megatron? Is that you? Galvatron: Here's a hint! [Galvatron transforms and shoots Starscream. Starscream crackles and falls to dust] Galvatron: Will anyone else attempt to fill his shoes? Rumble: What did he say his name was? Galvatron: Galvatron!
Posted by Dirty Foot Man (Member # 9086) on :
True Blood
Eric [upon seeing Sookie naked]: "Such a strange sensation when the reality matches what you've pictured in your mind so precisely."
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I loved that part when I was a kid! Good one!
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...So here it is...*Johnny five is alive* 
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...... anyhoo...