The person above makes a wish, the person below has to corrupt that wish in some way with a clause that the other person didn't foresee and then makes a wish of his own to be corrupted.
Example:
quote:Person 1 [after corrupting wish above]
I wish to have feet in my mouth whenever I want.
quote:Person 2
Granted, but they will be male. [Makes a new wish]
I wish to never have to wake up early again.
[ August 22, 2009, 05:38 PM: Message edited by: Andy-Laa ]
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
I wish I would win the Texas Powerball Lotto the next drawing.
Granted, as you will die in your sleep tonight.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted, but everybody who played also won
i wish i was member #2
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Wish granted, but there will only be 1 member
I wish for a large fullHD-LED T.V
[ August 21, 2009, 06:04 AM: Message edited by: FootLongSub Zero ]
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
Granted, but the only thing that will be broadcast in your area will be reruns of Sesame Street's Elmo's Place.
I wish all my debt was paid off in full.
Posted by sofatater (Member # 4209) on :
Granted. But, as a penalty because you paid off your debts early, your credit score is now 2.
I wish I could go back in time to when I was 26 years old with the knowledge I now have.
Posted by Ophillia (Member # 29787) on :
Granted - but your a female
i wish i had a brand new car just off the lot!
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
granted - but some wanker rear ends you and doesnt have insurance.
i wish my essay was already written
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted, but it's written in white on white paper.
I wish to win tonights Lotto Power Ball
Posted by Five For Feet (Member # 33596) on :
(This is hilarious!)
Granted, but on the way to claim your winnings, you are castrated in a freak accident.
I wish to never have to wake up early again. (since this was ignored in Andy-Laa's original post)
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted but now you wake up late all the time
i wish seinfeld was still on
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
granted: but your tv just broke
I wish I had a million dollars
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted but the tax on it is 99%
i wish i could have a beer with obama
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
granted: but you have to be accused of being a racist first/ granted: you have to be arrested in your own home first
I wish I had a surround sound system
(btw I'll gladly take that 10k Keyfeet )
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
ahh, someone did the math.
granted but you've just gone deaf
i wish i had a closet full of armani suits
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
quote:Originally posted by Keyfeet: ahh, someone did the math.
granted but you've just gone deaf
i wish i had a closet full of armani suits
granted, but none of em fit
i wish i never had to pay for gas
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
granted: your car just got totaled in a wreck
i wish for world peace Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
quote:Originally posted by -cfg-: granted: your car just got totaled in a wreck
i wish for world peace
granted: for once the world is united. against you.
i wish i had another piece of rocky road
Posted by diamond johny (Member # 27586) on :
granted: It expired a month ago
I wish i had a Ferrari Enzo
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted but it explodes if you start the car
i wish i had a nobel peace prize
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
quote:Originally posted by Keyfeet: granted but it explodes if you start the car
i wish i had a nobel peace prize
granted - but you got it by steaaling nelson mandela's and now everybody hates you
i wish the weekend was longer
Posted by Foot Lover Of London (Member # 2420) on :
Granted ~ But now you have to work a seven day week
I wish to be mortgage free
Posted by sofatater (Member # 4209) on :
Granted. But it came by way of forclosure. You now live in a box.
I wish I had a better job.
Posted by FtLckr26 (Member # 13998) on :
Granted: But the company decided to move to Afghanistan
I wish all my bills were payed off
Posted by Mommies Feet (Member # 18340) on :
Granted: But the money that paid them off came from a settlement that you received after you were accidentally shot and paralyzed by a crazed postal worker.
I wish for an end to Global Warming.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted - But now it will be winter everywhere forever.
I wish I could sprint fast enough to break the 100m 9sec barrier
Posted by Foot Lover Of London (Member # 2420) on :
Granted ~ But you break you back just after,rendering yourself paralysed from the neck down..
I wish I could find someone to spend the rest of my life with...
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted. It's your mother and you live in the basement.
I wish for unlimited wishes.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted - but you have a 3 second memory span and forgot about them.
I wish for a BK Double Whopper with cheese burger Posted by Hal (Member # 3484) on :
Granted -- but you`re a vegetarian with a dairy allergy.
I wish for a new computer.
-Hal-
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
granted, but its a mac
i wish birds didnt sing so loud outside my window in the morning
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
Grandted: I just opened your window so they could sing loudly inside your room
I wish I never had to get bad news again
Posted by A&F_FootDude_05 (Member # 2999) on :
Granted but then you realized you were in the obituaries!
I wish that the next person won't take away my wish!
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
granted. you can haveit . but know this: it was you who broke the chain. youve ruined the very essence of what this thread was trying to achieve and never will it have that unbroken thread of 'theme' that all little threads aspire to when theyre born. it's been destroyed. congratulations, enjoy your tainted wish.
i wish my rubbish would take itself out
Posted by Foot Lover Of London (Member # 2420) on :
Granted ~ But now all you rubbish and your neighbours rubbish is spread all over your lawn...
I wish for a nice ice cold beer...
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted. You spill it on the floor and are arrested because you were in Pakistan where it is illegal to consume alcohol.
I wish I were in an octopus's garden (and yeah, I can already breath underwater )
Posted by Mommies Feet (Member # 18340) on :
Granted but while you are enjoying your swim in the octopus's garden you startled a small group of Surgeonfish and you were cut to shreds by the hard spines at the base of their tails. You are then eaten by a shark who smelled your blood from miles away!
I wish for a private island.
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
Granted: but your island is only big enough for you to stand on and not move(about 2sq. feet)
I wish for a new set of dishes
Posted by Ophillia (Member # 29787) on :
granted - but you stole them and got caught on the way out of the store. you go to jail where you meet your new BFF "bubba"
i wish i had a custard filled long john.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted - It'll be the best one you've ever tasted but it's poisonous and if you eat it you'll die.
I wish for a brand new Lamborghini Murcielago
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted. You get the one with Die-cast metal in it's own display case above your bed.
Oh...and it's the green version. Unlucky.
I wish for an easy job I enjoy for a pretty decent wage.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted - It's only a 30 minute job, not 30 minutes a day, not 30 minutes a week just 30 minutes.
I wish I had the powers of Superman.
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
Granted: You live on a planet made entirely of Kryptonite
I wish I could read peoples minds
Posted by FtLckr26 (Member # 13998) on :
Granted: While reading so many minds, you see the horrible thoughts of others that it drives you so crazy that you end up losing your mind.
I wish my car will win the race I will soon enter.
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted. No other cars have entered.
I wish for some time.
Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
Granted. But it will be in the county lockup.
I wish for a big bowl of ice cream.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted but its melted and 3 months old
i wish i could put on a concert
Posted by Foot Lover Of London (Member # 2420) on :
Granted ~ But everytime you try and do anything to do with the concert, You have a massive memory lapse and forget it all...
I wish I didnt have to work today...
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
granted - youre fired
i wish dinner would hurry up
Posted by sofatater (Member # 4209) on :
Granted. It just walked into the room. All ya have to do now is subdue it and prepare it.
I wish I didn't have to cut my lawn.
Posted by Foot Lover Of London (Member # 2420) on :
Granted ~ But now its grows 100 times quicker than it used too...
I wish for a dream less sleep...
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted, you only have nightmares
i wish i could knit beautiful sweaters
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
granted - youre an 80 year old woman with poor hearing and arthritic knees.
i wish i could speak spanish
Posted by Foot Lover Of London (Member # 2420) on :
Granted ~ You can only speak spanish in your own head...Everyone else will just hears mad ramblings from you...
I wish it was friday already...
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
Granted - But your boss told you you have work on a project at the office all weekend.
I wish that I had a Corona with lime and a little salt sitting on the desk in front of me.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted but the desk is on fire
i wish i didnt get boners at random times
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted. Impotent person.
I wish...for food.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted, ahhh its piosonous!!!
i wish prices for stuff were lower
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted - Now everything is 1c cheaper then they were yesterday. 1c stuff are now free
I wish I could walk on water
Posted by Foot Lover Of London (Member # 2420) on :
Granted ~ You die after the second attempt
I wish I could be somewhere with a beach
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted - You are now at one of the most beautiful beachs in the world in the middle of winter, in the middle of the night during a Typhoon seconds away from being hit by a Tsunami.
I wish for a glass of ice cold coke.
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted. But it's that shitty Coke from Spain and it just doesn't taste anything like coke.
I would like a McGangbang
(It's a double cheeseburger and you wedge in the chicken from a chicken burger between them. Then make a chip batch from the remaining bread )
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted - But while in the process, all the male workers behind the counter jammed their manhood between the top bun and the rest literally fucking it thus creating your McGangbang via a real McGangbang ...lol
I wish I could turn my head 360° so I can see my back while shaving it Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted but you cant turn it back
i wish i could have some chocolate
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
Granted, but the chocolate came from a Chinese candy maker and is contaminated with worms.
I wish my vision was 20/20.
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted. You're-colour blind and are thus forbidden from driving meaning it's impossible for you to get to work and you get fired/don't make enough money if you're self-employed, thus losing your family, wife and parrot, Timothy.
I wish for one of those fit Crunchie ice creams Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted but its the last one ever get, and accidentally drop it in a lake
i wish i could hit high notes
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
Granted, in a freak industrial accident your nuts were crushed in a vice. You sing a wonderful falsetto.
I wish the person posting next to corrupt my wish would slip on a banana peel and go headfirst into a empty swimming pool.
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted. It was a spectacular dive and awarded with 10 points from each judge and a lifetime of endorsements.
I wish for enough blood to go to my brain AND erection at the same time.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
first off, why?
but granted, you are now a geek who cant get any girls
i wish prince would put on a privite concert for me and my buddies
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
Granted, but going in a new musical direction Prince performs unplugged for you all with accordions and cowbells singing in Swahili old gospel tunes.
I wish every week had a three day weekend.
Posted by Salvy_Mic (Member # 13384) on :
Granted, but every single three day weekend is that dreaded weekend after Thanksgiving and you're stuck at the mall the entire time.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who was cute and I would call her.
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted. You are now a lyric lost in the abyss. I wis I cold sleep better.
Posted by luvntoes (Member # 10587) on :
Granted but you wake up 7 years later and cant get a boner. not to mention they banned all erectile dysfunction medication.
i wish i had a 50 inch samsung TV
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted but you decided not to get any type of warranty on it, and put it up yourself, and you break it
i wish i could smash a car whose alarm is so loud and annoying
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
You do and it belongs to this guy who just happens to be standing behind you as you finish up wrecking his car.
I wish all my debt was paid off in full.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted - you are now debt free, suddenly a stampede of wild unicorns bashed and trampled half your house and fairies started stealing your roof tiles (corrogated iron sections whatever the case maybe). I'd like to hear the story you're gonna tell the insurance officer
I wish a breifcase full of a million dollars would just show up on my doorstep Posted by Hal (Member # 3484) on :
Granted. But it is full of one million Zimbabwean Dollars, which after the last inflation is only worth about 20 US-Dollar.
I wish for a new photo camera.
-Hal-
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
quote:Originally posted by Hal: Granted. But it is full of one million Zimbabwean Dollars, which after the last inflation is only worth about 20 US-Dollar.
Hey, I doubt anyone would turn their noses up at 20 dollars
As to your wish: I grant it...but every time you point it at a foot, it turns off.
I wish for a mansion (Haunted or otherwise)
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted, but your old as shit, and the mansion is a retirement home
i wish there was an international "spencer pratt doesn't exist" day
(oh and for a laugh, google "spencer pratt+douchebag")
Posted by Salvy_Mic (Member # 13384) on :
Granted, but every other day is Spencer Pratt in your face 24/7 day.
I wish my rent wouldn't have been raised next month.
Posted by PublicName (Member # 12270) on :
Granted, but it raises five times the normal amount the following month.
I wish jobs would find me, as opposed to me finding a job.
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted. You clean up poop.
I wish that all female feet were attractive, not just...the attractive ones.
Posted by Salvy_Mic (Member # 13384) on :
Granted, but they all have faces like Rosie O'Donnell and never shut the hell up.
I wish I would have started boxing when I was a kid.
(Seriously, I think I would have been really good. I'm too old to start now)
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted, you never got good at it.
i wish i could fly
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
granted: but youre crap at landing. SPLAT
i wish my sheets were dry
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted but there so dry that they are no longer soft and break when you fold them
i wish i could go back in time
Posted by Salvy_Mic (Member # 13384) on :
Granted, but you find yourself in the trenches at the Battle of the Somme (World War I)...and you're about to go over the top in the first wave.
I wish I had a couple more pairs of shoes, I only own two pairs at the moment.
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
Granted: None of them fit you
I wish I didn't get tired or sleepy
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
quote:Originally posted by -cfg-: Granted: None of them fit you
I wish I didn't get tired or sleepy
granted: you fall asleep at random times with no warning
I WISH THE CROWS GET INTO THE GRAND FINAL (aussie rules )
Posted by Salvy_Mic (Member # 13384) on :
Granted, but they lose a heartbreaker after winning most of the match.
I wish El Salvador makes the World Cup and performs admirably.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted, but nobody cares
i wish i had a speedboat
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
Granted: there are no lakes or bodies of water within 2000 miles of your home
I wish for a raise at work
Posted by Five For Feet (Member # 33596) on :
Granted, but now you're in a higher tax bracket and actually bring home less.
I wish I was more appreciated at work.
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
Granted, you are given the new position of janitor and everyone is happy everyday you come to unstop a diarrhea and tissue filled toilet in the restroom.
I wish my wife had dinner waiting on the table for us right now.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted but its a tv dinner
i wish paula abdul would come back to american idol
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
Granted, trying it again as a singer she fails her audition running off stage crying from a verbal bashing from mean old Simon.
I wish there was a delicious brewed mug of coffee on the desk right now for me to drink.
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
Granted: it's cold
I wish I had more motivation
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
Thanks -cfg- I'm just drinking it over ice then!
Granted, you are completely motivated to climb to the top of a tree with a hungry bear waiting patiently below.
I wish my car had a full tank of gas.
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
Granted: I just threw your keys in the pacific for that iced coffee comment! How dare you ruin my ruining your wish!
I wish I didn't have to work graveyard shifts at work
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted - You are fired.
I wish I could move at the speed of light
Posted by Salvy_Mic (Member # 13384) on :
Granted, but you move so fast you can never stop for anything, not even the simplest pleasures. You just keep right on going.
I wish it was easier to find a better job.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted but you can only keep it for a week
i wish i could meet bugs bunny
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
Granted: You took dropped acid first but had a horrible horrible bad trip after meeting Bugs
I wish I had muscles like Arnold in his prime
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted. Football-head.
I vhish learning was like...fun.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted, you are now a cute furry monster on public television
i wish i could start a production company TODAY!!
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
granted: youre bankrupt by tomorrow
i wish my nails would stop breaking Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
Granted: Now they're so strong you can even trim them!
I wish everyone a Happy Labor day Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted. They wear white after it and are humiliated...? Odd American customs...
I wish this thread becomes more epic than the word association one Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
Granted: But just like the word association game it begins to repeat itself repeat itself
I wish for a nice juicy slice of prime rib
Posted by Salvy_Mic (Member # 13384) on :
Granted, it's completely raw.
I wish I had tickets to Super Bowl XLIV.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted but you cant get there
i wish the DMV was quicker
Posted by Five For Feet (Member # 33596) on :
Granted, but your prostate exams are now that much longer...and more frequent(unless that actually doesn't ruin it for you).
I wish caring for my lawn was unncessary.
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
Granted, you now live in an igloo up in the frozen north.
I wish it was the weekend already.
Posted by Xero (Member # 15476) on :
Granted, but you are required to work overtime this weekend.
I wish I could get some more sleep.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted - But can "only" sleep while driving.
I wish I could move things with my mind
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted but you cant control where they go
i wish i could be a little kid agian
Posted by Xero (Member # 15476) on :
Granted you are three years old again and will never get any older.
I wish I could read people's minds.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted but you can only read the minds of the people you hate to be around
i wish i had tickets to the jay leno debut show
Posted by Fwrinkledsoles (Member # 101) on :
I wish I could be in a room full of women with sexy wrinkled soles for a week or two.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
quote:Originally posted by Fwrinkledsoles: I wish I could be in a room full of women with sexy wrinkled soles for a week or two.
fail, you have to grant my wish first. the next person has to grant both our wishes.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
quote:Originally posted by Keyfeet: i wish i had tickets to the jay leno debut show
Granted - The tickets just appear in your hands now and the show is almost finished. If you hurry, you might be in time to catch the credits
quote:Originally posted by Fwrinkledsoles: I wish I could be in a room full of women with sexy wrinkled soles for a week or two.
Granted - The room is locked totally for 2 weeks with no food, water & air.
-- I wish I had a bigger penis
Posted by sofatater (Member # 4209) on :
Granted. Now it's built like a tuna can. It's 1 inch long and 3 inches in diameter.
I wish I an unlimited money supply.
Posted by Salvy_Mic (Member # 13384) on :
Granted, it's Confederate bills.
I wish the Dodgers win the World Series this year and remain competitive for the next several years after.
Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
Grated. But the celebration won't be in LA because those Dodgers are from Brooklyn.
I wish to have my rate of physical aging slowed by a factor of thirty so as to give me a life expectancy of about 2,000 years.
[ September 10, 2009, 08:47 PM: Message edited by: National ]
Posted by Salvy_Mic (Member # 13384) on :
Granted, but everybody else dies after this year, you never learn to travel to space, and aliens never come to Earth.
I wish Michael Bay and Uwe Boll were forbidden from ever making any form of media for the rest of their lives on penalty of death.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted, but now the world is sad b/c because they dont get to see shia labeuof with giant robots anymore
i wish i had a nice turkey melt
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted - There's a cockroach in it
I wish there was a WORLD WIDE computer glitch that would wipe everyones debts clean to "0".
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted. You are now in prison for plaigerising that idea from Fight club Oh and a load of complicated economics shit that I don't understand, but would mean riots world-wide.
I REALLY wish my computer internet connection (and generally access of files time) was faster.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted, its now so fast that you cant keep up with it
i wish there was a way to ejaculate, w/o any of the "work" (i have a feeling that the lonely island is going to be a part of my wish)
Posted by sofatater (Member # 4209) on :
Granted. Now you ejaculate every time you talk to ANY coworker and it's obvious that you are having an orgasm.
I wish I had a new career.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted - You're now a clown working in a circus.
I wish the dishes would wash themselves
Posted by footfetishkid (Member # 29737) on :
Granted: but they did less than a half assed job and you have to eat off grimey and stained plates.
i wish i could make an uncorruptable wish
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted, but you wished for a footjob...from a dude.
I wish for free tea Posted by wvcple2003 (Member # 5268) on :
Granted/ Its the shit-mix tea farmers in the 1800's used to drink to cure hangovers.
I wish I was sober. I gotta be up for work in 4 hours.
Posted by cookietoes (Member # 33385) on :
Granted - you are permanently sober
I wish it would rain 100-dollar bills
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted - They are Monopoly 100 dollar bills
I wish I could have a foot session with Brooke Burke Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted, you have 3 seconds
i wish madtv was back the air
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted...I don't know what that is, so you get my version of "MadTV" which is...a bunch of patients in a mental home placidly painting. All day.
I wish weed was legal, reasonably priced and easy to obtain. And that all other (illegal) drugs didn't exist.
Posted by cookietoes (Member # 33385) on :
Granted, but a day later, i smoked it all and marijuana became extinct XD
I wish I had telekinetic powers
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted but you can only use it when your sleeping
i wish ignorant people didnt exist
Posted by sofatater (Member # 4209) on :
Granted. But,now who's gonna run business in Washington??
I wish I had a yacht.
Posted by Salvy_Mic (Member # 13384) on :
Granted. It's sinking.
I wish I had 24 hours to have all manner of sexual escapades with Megan Fox, consensually and legal, and where I perform excellently.
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
Granted, your chance comes 60 years in the future when you are both wearing colostomy bags and share a room in a nursing home.
I wish I had a Snickers candy bar for a before dinner snack.
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
(I like the corruption there btw )
Granted...but you don't "got nuts" anymore.
I wish for the ability to sleep when I wanted and for however long I wanted.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted, but you can only do it laying down in the world's most uncomfortable folding chair
i wish i could ride in air force one
Posted by sofatater (Member # 4209) on :
Granted. But, it gets awfully cold in the baggage compartment.
I wish I could lose 30 lbs.
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
Granted, you lose 30lbs worth of your legs in a hideous chainsaw accident.
I wish my lunch break was an hour rather than 30 minutes.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted - but you go into a mental freeze that lasts for that hour. An hour has passed, but to you it's instantaneous so it's as if you've never had it.
I wish I would instantly gain all the martial arts knowlage (practical and theory) so I'd be the greatest martial artist in the world.... HAI...YA!!!!! WAH....TAH!!! ... Posted by sofatater (Member # 4209) on :
Granted. But, it cost you your arms and legs. (Careful folks, don't get too close. "Stumpysubzero" might bite you. Like in Monty Python's "Quest for the Holy Grail".)
I wish I could fly like Superman.
Posted by Salvy_Mic (Member # 13384) on :
Granted, you also gain Superman's weakness and you live in a world made of Kryptonite.
I wish Juan Manuel Marquez finds a way to beat Mayweather tomorrow.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted - Mayweather forfeits for not turning up to the fight due to him being in jail for beating you up because you made this wish
I wish for a jumbo sized TOBLERONE chocolate bar Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted. As you take your first bite, you get one "Alp" in the nose, one in the roof of your mouth and you break your teeth biting like everyone else who has them
I wish I had access to every page on the internet.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted - but they appear all at the same time on one screen makin' all of them so microsopic that even the very tip of your cursor covers a million of em
My sight, I wish I could zoom in with crystal clear detail at will. Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted, but you can only do it when having intercourse with a man.
I wish the human body was designed to not urinate ("sanitarily").
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
quote:I wish the human body was designed to not urinate ("sanitarily"). [/QB]
granted, but you can no longer drink, and water no longer extists, and the world is a giant desert.
i wish crying didnt make guys look like wimps
Posted by Salvy_Mic (Member # 13384) on :
Granted, but every other show of emotion makes guys look wimpy anyway. (Thanks a lot asshole.... )
I wish Megan Fox wanted Andy-Laa to bed her in the worst way.
Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
Your wish is my command.
But after what promises to best sex of his life, he'll realize that Athena will never live up to Megan's MVP-like performance in the sack, and he'll realize that she will never spoil him sexually the way Megan Fox did. He'll dump Athena as a result.
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I wish there will never be another terrorist attack on any country on this planet.
Posted by Salvy_Mic (Member # 13384) on :
*Damn, Nat, that was a little too harsh*
Granted, as World War III destroys everything instead.
I wish I had HBO and Showtime whenever there was a fight on.
Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
quote:Originally posted by Salvy_Mic: *Damn, Nat, that was a little too harsh*
I know. But I only kid Andy and Athena. I just wanted to have a little fun and see what someone would say about it before I made myself clear by saying that I was only kidding around. That was meant to be taken a bit out of context. I couldn't help myself.
Besides, it's like the saying "ask and you shall receive." I was only following the rules to the game and wanted to twist things around.
Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled program. I don't have anything to corrupt your wish, so I'll let someone else do it.
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
That was out of line.
[ September 25, 2009, 08:51 PM: Message edited by: Athena K ]
Posted by Salvy_Mic (Member # 13384) on :
Alright, scratch my last wish.
I now wish this game didn't get out of hand.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted but now you have to live with that LAME wish
i wish i could relocate my long lost friends
Posted by Salvy_Mic (Member # 13384) on :
Granted, but as soon as you relocate him, he puts a fist right into your jaw over some pre-conceived notion of wrongdoing on your behalf.
I wish it were easier for me to lose about 40 lbs.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted, POOOOF! You have instantly lost 40 lbs. Tomorrow you will gain 80
I wish I could catch a live flying fly with chopsticks like Mr Miyagi
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted but nobody is impressed
i wish i was a star chef
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
National: I don't take that as a "kidding". Prick.
Keyfeet: Granted, but you're the rat from Ratatouille
I wish for the cigarette that's good for you Posted by Drunk_24-7 (Member # 21781) on :
Granted but now drinking causes cancer.
I wish I played in the NHL.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted, but through-out your whole career, you will forever be a bench-warmer.
I wish the Paramatta-Eels will beat the Melbourne-Storms in the up-commin' NRL (National Rugby League) grand final.
Posted by Salvy_Mic (Member # 13384) on :
Granted, but it's the last title the Eels win for nearly a hundred years.
I wish I was a master swordsman.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted, sorry to hear about that freak accident
i wish there was a cheaper way to go 100% green
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
granted, but it involves a basket of leaves iin your bathroom.
i wish i didnt have stubby fingers
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted - But now you'll have stubby toes
I wish I could jump anywhere as in the movie JUMPER.
Posted by Foot Lover Of London (Member # 2420) on :
Granted...But jump,You jump into a room with no doors or windows and cant jump from it...
I wish for a happy ending...
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted but your the villian
i wish doing stand-up comedy wasn't so hard
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted, but you don't do it.
I wish for an incredibly satisfying lunch for me to eat Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted - but a bee has just stung your tounge and it's now swollen rendering you almost impossible to eat.
I wish I had x-ray vision Posted by Foot Lover Of London (Member # 2420) on :
Granted ~ But your new found power of x-ray vision only worked once,Now your totally blind...
I wish for a nice nights sleep
Posted by sofatater (Member # 4209) on :
Granted but the alarm clock going off caused you so much mental trauma that you have insomnia for thee next 5 nights.
I wish I were on vacation in Cancun.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted but you over there you get food poisoning and get a terrible case of explosive diarrhea for your remainder of the visit and the ride back
i wish i could afford sweet yankee tickets to tonight's game
Posted by Foot Lover Of London (Member # 2420) on :
Granted ~ But you fnd out that its actually a fake ticket...
I wish money grew on trees
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted, but it has less value than monopoly money
i wish i could have a hug
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted - A Bear-hug from a real grizzly bear
I wish I could have a foot session with Tera Patrick Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted, you have a scheduled appointment for october 10, 2109
i wish for a new laptop
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted but Wu's is the only site that it can't access.
I wish for time zones to be irrelevant.
Posted by wvcple2003 (Member # 5268) on :
Granted. But all time zones wherever your at is Alaska time. So your stuck with 6 months of either day or night.
I wish my wife was against nose hair; and would trim my shnooze twice a week. While I was sleeping btw!
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted...but you get ginger pubes
I wish the Beatles were still around and knockin' out some great songs Posted by kara (Member # 36617) on :
Granted - but Yoko Ono writes all of their music.
I wish I never had to wake up early again.
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
=O! You evil genius!
Granted, but you have no boyfriend, no job and no friends
I wish that there was just one phrase in the world that will make ANYONE who hears it laugh uncontrollably for about a minute.
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
granted: its at your expense
i wish i had my own car and didnt have to share with my brother
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted, but it's a n00bmobile and has essence of n00b and you're a n00b XP
I wish to discover a colour never seen by humankind before.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted but it will be the only colour you'll ever see for the rest of your life.
I wish I could get this stupid song "CHOCOLATE RAIN" outta my head Posted by wvcple2003 (Member # 5268) on :
Granted. 'Barbie Girl' will replace it.
I wish I could go back in time, and show Frued what a REAL mans penis should look like!
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted. You have to manhandle your dad's to do so.
I wish that I could actually sleep like a human being's sleeping pattern.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted, you sleep on-and-off for 4 hours
i wish i could marry a princess
Posted by sofatater (Member # 4209) on :
Granted. But when she kisses you at your wedding, you turn into a frog. (who didn't see that comming?)
I wish I had a new car.
Posted by Five For Feet (Member # 33596) on :
Granted, but your insurance has doubled, and excise tax tripled.
I wish I could retire and just play golf every day.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted, but you have no pension
i wish i could read books faster
Posted by Xeo_MacNasty (Member # 20673) on :
Granted, but you'll be blinded with excitement!
I wish I could FLY!
Posted by sofatater (Member # 4209) on :
Granted. But, you have the take off and landing control of a "Gooney Bird" (Albatross)
I wish I were 20 years younger.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted, but you look 20 years older
i wish i could suspend time
Posted by Girlgotsole (Member # 14405) on :
Granted, but it's an in-time suspension (enjoy being frozen with everyone else. D=)
I wish Wu's had an erotic mind control/hypnotism section.
Posted by hagan2 (Member # 28232) on :
Granted, But section will be only for bisexual
I wish I could be Super Man
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted, someone killed you with kryptonite
i wish birds didn't exist
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted. Humans shit on you now.
I wish for world peace. (Yeah what bastard's gonna mess with that one????! )
Posted by at your cervis (Member # 38784) on :
Granted. But just like John Lennon (who also wished for world peace), you'll be killed by a crazed gunman shortly thereafter.
I wish to have sex with any lady I want.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted but you cant climax
i wish movies cost less $$
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
quote:Originally posted by Keyfeet: granted but you cant climax
i wish movies cost less $$
granted: but each movie you watch is more confirmation that you get what you pay for.
i wish the easter bunny was real Posted by sofatater (Member # 4209) on :
Granted. He's on your dinner menu. (Hassenpfeffer)
I wish I had a new motorcycle.
Posted by wvcple2003 (Member # 5268) on :
Granted. Its a brand new 15cc Honda Hybrid that does 3 miles an hour;downhill.
I wish I couldnt fist my wifes cooch with both hands!
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted, you can do it with 5
i wish i had more energy
Posted by syd67 (Member # 36571) on :
Granted, but you become so productive at work, that your fellow employees conspire to have you fired.
I wish I could play bass like Geddy Lee.
Posted by Diabolicus (Member # 7743) on :
Granted, but you also have to LOOK like Geddy Lee.
I wish someone would do my laundry.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted you now have to pay 150% tax on it
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
you didnt make a wish keyfeet!
I wish mosquitoes didnt love me so much!
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
Granted. They now hate you and bite you more than ever!
I wish for bright sunny weather for my hometown.
Posted by girlyfootlvr (Member # 27325) on :
Granted: Its Bright Sunny & 125 degrees HOT in your hometown!
I wish, I could have any girl that I lust for, and I could have my way with her & her feet.
Posted by Dirty Foot Man (Member # 9086) on :
Granted but she was hit by a car 1 hour after meeting
I wish I could stop smoking
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
Granted. In your efforts to quit you get addicted to nicotine gum.
I wish for a good night's sleep.
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
Granted, it's so good you don't wake up. RIP cfg
I wish there wasn't a mouse in my house
Posted by Dirty Foot Man (Member # 9086) on :
Granted but in your journey to get rid of it your house becomes over populated with cats.
I wish I could win the lottery
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Granted, but so do 10million other people and your prize collection amounts to about $4
I wish for a brand new 3D TV.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
^^^^ oops
granted, but you have no way of obtaining the glasses.
i wish girls would fantasize about me.
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
granted... but they're either the wrong type of girls (think 300lbs in a size 6 tank top) or the wrong kind of fantasies (*Psycho theme*)
I wish I was given my degree tomorrow and could skip the last two years of uni
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
Granted. But you can't get a job because you are less qualified than your competition who took the last two years of courses.
I wish Athena K would clear her pm box so she can see the pointless "how are you?" message I've been trying to send for the last week!
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
GRANTED!! sorry hun haha
I wish I had a warmer quilt
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted, its on fire
i wish i could move to another town
Posted by ozkar (Member # 13264) on :
Granted, but it is northern Alaska, which has a horrible gender ratio and it is never a good time for flip flops. And you get eaten by a dying polar bear.
I wish they hadn't made the three recent Star Wars movies.
Posted by luvntoes (Member # 10587) on :
Granted but watching the Imax 3D remake of return of the jedi you get eaten by the giant vagina in the ground.
I wish the three recent star wars movies were better
Posted by hyperion2424 (Member # 39397) on :
Granted, but due to a horrible brain aneurism, you can't make any sense of them.
I wish I had a copy of my wife for a threesome.
Posted by The Lum (Member # 34830) on :
Granted but she is inside out.
I wish Executive feet game me a footjob in her nylons Posted by ozkar (Member # 13264) on :
Granted, but what the hell were you doing wearing her nylons?
I wish Daemoness came back Posted by The Lum (Member # 34830) on :
I would still take that footjob haha.
Granted but she is now a paraplegic (as in no arms or legs).
I wish girls wearing pantyhose/stockings with open shoes was majorly in fashion and they all done it.
Posted by mfdooms (Member # 18036) on :
Granted, for she males
I wish the next person will make a wish.
Posted by ozkar (Member # 13264) on :
no.
I wish that reality tv would disappear.
Posted by mfdooms (Member # 18036) on :
My wish came true, no exceptions. Yay You can't deny my wish, rules state: The person above makes a wish, the person below has to corrupt that wish in some way with a clause that the other person didn't foresee and then makes a wish of his own to be corrupted.
Granted; all reality tv now replaced with Barney & friends.
I wish a first-timer can win the FOOTBALL worldcup this time.
Posted by The Lum (Member # 34830) on :
Granted they can can win the world cup but they dont they all go out in the group stages.
I wish Michelle from OHmyhose came back to Wu's as a contriubutor.
Posted by mfdooms (Member # 18036) on :
Granted, in the mean time you got bit by an oxyuranus microlepidotus & die.
I wish I quit smoking cigarettes.
Posted by mfdooms (Member # 18036) on :
Btw, does this game remind any one of the movie "Bedazzled"?
Posted by The Lum (Member # 34830) on :
Granted you quit smoking but due to your addictive nature you take up meth to componsate.
I wish Scotland qualify for Euro 2012.
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted, the rest of the world now uses the dollar
i wish i could cuddle with a sexy chick
Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
granted
i wish i could find a $100 dollar bill
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
quote:Originally posted by Keyfeet: granted
i wish i could find a $100 dollar bill
granted, but then you get a $200 speeding fine in your rush to go and spend it.
i wish i had the motivation to paint the hallway
Posted by -cfg- (Member # 13863) on :
Granted. You have the motivation and not the paint.
I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?
Posted by Athena K (Member # 33809) on :
quote:Originally posted by -cfg-: Granted. You have the motivation and not the paint.
I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?
Granted. You choke on it. You and Mama Cass are now Best Dead Friends.
I wish I was best friends with Bridget Jones
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Granted..she...smells...like poop?
I wish you wore more black socks (that don't smell of poop btw)
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