Please take 8 minutes of your time and watch this video. It is the funniest shit I have ever seen! Dude is about 400 lbs and just talks pure shit about girls, beer, and black guys! He talks about his last girlfriend giving him a blowjob and could not get past the head; Im figuring thats all his fatass has is a head!!
Trust me, You guys will enjoy this. Its kinda old but who gives a shit!
Posted by Talos (Member # 39913) on :
Ugh, I coulden't watch it all. I have to hear this bullshit from 2 of my friends. Yes, sadly there's other people that share this fat ass' views on women.
Posted by Patrick (Member # 1169) on :
Only part I agreed with is the part where he claims he is drunk.
Patrick
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Made it to 3:51.... lost interest Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
I saw the whole clip and I thought he was hilarious. The biggest issue I have with him was the part where he was talking about that sex toy is of equal or of better value than the actual thing. Not that I have tried sex toys, but it's obvious that actually pussy is better than a toy that mimics it.
I do think he rarely gets laid, but whatever. I can watch this a thousand times and still get a good laugh. I love it how you get the impression that he's going to throw up at any second in that video.
It's better than anything I've seen at Comedy Central. This clip is classic.
--National
Posted by Rider Aldebaran (Member # 38525) on :
Blah. I think that site gave my laptop a virus. An overnight scan that I do weekly found two trojan backdoor viruses. I guess I should have known from a site filled with porn ads all over the place.
I'll wait for someone to upload it somewhere else (like YouTube) before trying to watch it again.
Posted by DeadGoon (Member # 24278) on :
Hmmm. He should leave this job to Roissy and the like.
Posted by wvcple2003 (Member # 5268) on :
Sorry Rider you dont have proper virus protection on your puter! The wife just jumped up from the couch and is currently searching for ways to expell all harmful viruses from said video; and will post a virus free version on Youtube within the next 4 months or so!
Posted by Tyler D. (Member # 11452) on :
OMFG, that was just wayyyy to f'n funny man. I have not seen anyone of truly that caliber in a long time.
The dude gives advice so freely as if we are really gonna take him seriously LOL
It only reminds me of how clueless lots of people are on the internet. Sad indeed fellas, but hilariously funny when looking at it like a fish bowl Posted by Rider Aldebaran (Member # 38525) on :
quote:Originally posted by wvcple2003: Sorry Rider you dont have proper virus protection on your puter! The wife just jumped up from the couch and is currently searching for ways to expell all harmful viruses from said video; and will post a virus free version on Youtube within the next 4 months or so!
AVG 9.0, plus Spyboy Search and Destroy.
I'm not sure if this post is patronizing, though. :/
Posted by sofatater (Member # 4209) on :
I hope he LOVES his "Fleshlight", I think that'll be all the action he's gonna get for quite a while! Not only did the moron infuriate women as a whole, he did so on a world - wide stage showing his chubby mug! What a stooge!!
Posted by den2 (Member # 20517) on :
WOW What a worthless piece of shit!! Posted by Ophillia (Member # 29787) on :
oh NO he didn't!!
god im sorry....i didn't get past the head! Posted by Keyfeet (Member # 27313) on :
tryed i couldnt get past 3min. but i should sue you for false advertising, you said it was funny
Posted by kingler (Member # 40920) on :
My super robotic brain processes things much quickly than most peoples - I got to 30 seconds and gave up. Obviously scripted tripe.
Posted by blackHxC88 (Member # 15094) on :
ehh, i agree with him. chicks are shitty, but not as shitty as humanity
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
quote:Originally posted by blackHxC88: ehh, i agree with him. chicks are shitty, but not as shitty as humanity
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god im sorry....i didn't get past the head!