A dude at work has gotten me into fact/jokes about Chuck Norris. He came to me and told me a couple which I didn't find funny at all. When I got home that day, I searched the web and "Wha-da-you know", lo-and-behold, entire sites dedicated to em ... Excited was I, I started clickin' away. There are alot of gems in the whole list of facts.
Ok after grabbing links for this post, it seems this "Chuck Norris" thing has been around for about 5 years ..... Ok I found out last week so this is all new to me . Forgive me if this topic has already come-&-gone .
Posted by Andy-Laa (Member # 31511) on :
Bruce Lee kicked his ass.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Yeah of course we all know that duh... lol
Hmmmmm... I've always wondered why Chuck is still alive Posted by Tiny Dave (Member # 30771) on :
Chuck Norris also served our country in the Airforce.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
*Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Posted by KDCX859 (Member # 25431) on :
Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
There are a million of 'em, I had pages memorized back in the day.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
*Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin' about.
Posted by sexycolorfullfeet (Member # 42829) on :
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Posted by KDCX859 (Member # 25431) on :
The boogeyman checks his closet at night for chuck norris
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
- Chuck Norris broke the landspeed record on a bicycle that was missing a chain and the back tyre.
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... Excited was I, I started clickin' away. There are alot of gems in the whole list of facts.![[Thud]](graemlins/thud.gif)
..... Ok I found out last week so this is all new to me ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
. Forgive me if this topic has already come-&-gone ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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