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What is the one thing you'd say to describe your love of feet and to bring about a widespread understanding of your interest to someone who does not have a foot fetish?
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I've said it to a buddy of mine who is a titties man... "You to womans tits, is me to womans feet".. He just cracked up laughing but when it comes down to it, it explaines a whole lot in one sentence... dont you think?
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Breasts, rear-ends, thighs, feet, lips, eyes, shoulders, biceps, tummies, hair, nails, backs. Everyone has their weaknesses. I think your sentence sums it up well.
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I'm attracted to women's feet because. . . well, I honestly can't explain it! I think it's a beautiful female body part, but I can't really say why. Perhaps God intended some of us to be attracted to women's feet. (Hope this doesn't offend any of you.)
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How about this - "The first time I went down on a woman I felt a little pervey about that too. But I don't anymore. That kind of "down" doesn't seem like down to me. It's really a question of where you draw the line and my line is simple - any and every part of a woman and nary a single part of a man." He might not want to admit it but your listener might remember feeling like that. And then either understand, or shut up about it. And while he's shut up he's wondering if you might somehow be braver than he. So if that's a setup, a punchline might be something like, "It takes a lot of courage to do something that some people feel is humiliating, just because I know it's not." You probably should have another drink and talk about something else for a while and then come back to it, like - "Maybe feet have a special appeal because they're kind of like a last frontier of intimacy in a way. There are some girls you could have sex with but not touch their feet, right? As a matter of fact that's how I know a woman really trusts me - when her feet are not ticklish anymore!!" At this point your listener probably remembers some girlfriend with ticklish feet and feels a little more disarmed. Posts: 76 | Registered: Jan 2006
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Someone here made a good point a while ago and I never forgot it. It went something along the lines of "I'd rather adore a foot than drool over something that milks babies"
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I always get the "feet smell" and "feet are dirty" comments. So I say, "so are the asses that you check out since people shit out of them." That usually causes silence.
quote:Originally posted by Patrick: I always get the "feet smell" and "feet are dirty" comments. So I say, "so are the asses that you check out since people shit out of them." That usually causes silence.
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Usally causes a silence...Not in this case patrick...I was lol ! Your a funny bloke...
Normally I use the line...Every women deserves to worshipped and that includes everything about her physically and others wise...Im into feet and her feet are a part of her...So dont they deserved to be adored ?!?!
Ive had a few blank expressions and a few I guess so with that line !
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I have more than one answer to this question, but one that i would use is the following: " the fact that it doesn't do anything for you" is one of the reasons i love it sooo much.
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quote:Originally posted by FootLongSub Zero: I've said it to a buddy of mine who is a titties man... "You to womans tits, is me to womans feet".. He just cracked up laughing but when it comes down to it, it explaines a whole lot in one sentence... dont you think?
This is correct.
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my mate thinks feet are smelly
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I have a friend that said why to me about my foot fetish..." You fuck tits I fuck feet"...enough said.Also told him to "dont knock it til you try it"
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but when it comes down to it, it explaines a whole lot in one sentence... dont you think?![[Wu]](graemlins/wu.gif)
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Your a funny bloke...
