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Hi all, What would you do in this situation guys, I am currently living in a 13th floor apartment in Istanbul Turkey and the current weather is around 34c. Yesterday I saw 30th something women sat outside on the benches provided by the apartment. One was wearing some black leather mules my favourite and she had some red nail polish and from my view she was dangling them like mad, I wanted so much to be nearer the action so to speak and promptly went downstairs and pretented to go outside. Her feet were well pedicured and her soles were red, her shoes well let me tell you I love these kind of shoes, the best bit is that here in Turkey it is custom to leave your shoes off when entering the home, many people here leave them outside their home.
I know this might sound bad but I would love to steal her mules the thought of seeing her feet that wore the shoes just makes me want to smell them more and more, there are 13 floors and I am sure she lives on the bottom 5 floors I did think of leaving the home after dark and just viewing each floor for the chance to find them lovely shoes. I reckon they will smell wonderful and because they are my favourite shoes I have more passion to find them would you guys steal them for a sniff?
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I was just in Istanbul a few weeks ago. Many of the Turkish girls are incredibly beautiful. Why are you in Istanbul? Vacation? What do you think of the city?
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I don't think you should steal anyone's property for any reason. However, if you feel you must, perhaps you can "borrow" them for a while. I still say don't do it.
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Yea seems like you're getting caught up in the moment you have to slow down and think well what happens if I get caught so better to stay safe than sorry.
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OK, first off, I don't know what the laws are in Turkey, but here, if you steal a pencil, its theft, and you can be aressted for it. My personal thoughts would be to let it go. Dude, your married. You made a commitment (hell, you frickin moved to Turkey). So i dont recommend doing something like that. Say, you did do it, you stole the shoes, now where are you gonna put them? You don't want your wife to find them. And imagine if she did? She might think your sleeping with another woman. You did the right thing by comming here and telling us first. And you asked us for help. So here it is, dude, just let it go. Dont turn this into a problem. You moved to frickin Turkey for crying out loud!! Just suck the shit out of your wife's toes for crying out loud, I mean, you did marry her after all, it should come w/ benefits.
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quote:Originally posted by dougiezerts: Stealing shoes give us a bad name, OK?
Agreed. Remember what happened to Marla Maples' Personal Assistant.
No, what happened to her personal assistant?
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quote:Originally posted by Keyfeet: No, what happened to her personal assistant?
Marla Maples complained to her man Donald Trump about shoes missing from her closet in their penthouse apartment. Trump had a surveillance camera set up to catch the shoe thief. Chuck Close who was Maples assistant with keys to the apartment and permission to be there at times was caught in the act stealing, licking, and doing other things to shoes in the closet. Public humiliation,and lost his job of course. I remember the dude going on the Howard Stern show with his lawyer in tow to try and clear his name.
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