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...ever been lying flat on the floor getting a handjob while licking yer woman's feet and you cum so hard to the point that it squirts you slightly in the face?
It's weirdly satisfying when I cum that hard or that much--although it's not particularly satisfying to cum near my face like that--it's more the force and sheer mass that intrigues me--it's not unsimilar to taking a good shit, though obviously without the sexual satisfaction. Biology can be so riveting.
What's more than satisfying is (might as well admit this since I've gone this far) is cumming all over myself--not my face per se, but I like the sensation of exploding all over myself, or anywhere for that manner, because, to quote Dennis Miller, 'There's nothing more fascinating than my orgasm, and nothing less fascinating than your orgasm.'
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Yeah, I've done that. Feels great, but I'd rather it be hitting the face of the girl that made me blow that hard.
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That isn't too weird. Unfortunately, my mouth was WIDE OPEN the last time it happened to me....and a single drop landed on my tongue! My gf couldn't stop laughing.
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I shot myself in the eye before, I think ever since then, or at least 90% of the time, I cover the top with my hand so that kind of shit doesn't happen.
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Haw! Guilty as charged. When I was nineteen I was getting one of my first footjobs and it shot me right in the ear. The girl got a great laugh out of that since the last time I had pretty much drenched her feet in cum.
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yeah... i have had some stray missles shoot past my face. but only when im laying down... which i dont really do anymore without my girlfriends body protecting me from my own death ray...
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In college, I shot all over the blinds on the window behind me! It was a good two feet past my head! Of course, it was only my 2nd or 3rd time with a woman's feet in my face....
Twenty years later...I'll hit my face a few times a year. Usually happens after the wife has denied me for a week or two. It's been in my eye before, and I was surprised to be turned on by her laughing.
I'm really on the fence about this, and can't believe I'll admit to it, but I might could get off on her forcing me to shoot in my own face....or even mouth. In a non-aroused state it sounds absolutely gross. But when she gets me good and teased up....who knows?
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Recently I shot that hard. It didn't hit me in the face though, in fact it didn't seem to go anywhere. It was like it disappeared in mid-air. Wasn't on the floor, or the couch, the wall....nothing.
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quote:Originally posted by mattu2: Recently I shot that hard. It didn't hit me in the face though, in fact it didn't seem to go anywhere. It was like it disappeared in mid-air. Wasn't on the floor, or the couch, the wall....nothing.
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Hit the wall behind me a couple of times; both alone and with "company". Developed a certain respect for the women of porn after I hit myself in the eye...WOW, that stuff stings!
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quote:Originally posted by footgirl0226: its almost as odd as me licking my fingers after masterbating once... Dont know why - just did... and oddly - turned on by it.
Uh....Could you please repeat that?
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Whenever I know i am about to shot that hard, I make sure to aim it away or turn my head so it does hit me
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its almost as odd as me licking my fingers after masterbating once... Dont know why - just did... and oddly - turned on by it. ![[Drool]](graemlins/drool.gif)
