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Yesterday at work, I overheard my (female) co-workers discussing footwear. Naturally I was all ears! Mondays for me are usually slow, so I practically heard the whole conversation. Much to my surprise, I've discovered something I enjoy--indirectly--about FEET. If I had to summarize, the main topic was "Women who buy their shoes 1-2 sizes too small". We're all too familiar with this subject. Let's face it, each of us knows someone (or even a group of women) who's so ashamed of their large feet, they're willing to cram their toes into anything that's NOT actually their size! Some refuse to believe slingback pumps are still sexy, in a size 11. Often times, women can't find their favorite shoes in their size. So they'll settle for whatever's on the shelf. In the end, they're only making their feet look uglier! The woman in question was caught wearing high heels @ Great America. Who was she trying to impress!? If you're trying to get noticed, just put on a pair of flip-flops. You'll definitely get my attention. Then again, if she's been wearing the "wrong size" on her feet, year after year, chances are her toes are already jacked up. In any case, she shouldn't wear any open-toed shoes! None of my co-workers bothered to mention her name. Probably a friend or relative I've never met. Here comes the BEST PART! They each went on to say exactly how 'BIG' their feet are. By this point, I was hanging on their every word.
"DRUM ROLL, PLEASE....... "
Average shoe size in the room: Size10andUp! Yeah!!! Just like the website!!!!! Needless to say, I was grinning from ear to ear.
Who knew I could get SO EXCITED just listening to women talk about their feet? (i.e. shoe sizes?) Guess it depends on who's talking. Isn't that weird? I guess, in some ways, I've always known. Just wanted to share that with everyone.
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HELL YEAH!!! The bigger the better IMO! I love that reference size10andup, always one of the best philosophies, not to mention fabulous website, Hee Hee!
i can just picture you in a cubicle next to these hotties with your face lit up! gawd, imagine if there were a crack under the desks where you could peer at floor level -- these women would have no clue LOL
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As far as I'm concerned, the bigger the feet, the better! Also, shoes that are too tight pretty much means that they'll have to slip them off at some point.
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Weekend Warrior, I used to work in an office with nothing but women and they would all go out on their lunch break shopping, often for shoes, and come back to sit in a big circle and try each others shoes on for an hour! The sight was amazing and the sound of "feet this" and "feet that" and the sounds of feet slipping in and out of different types of shoes was erotic.
The shit was better than any foot fetish porn online. The real life version of a foot fetishists dream was right there and I had a front row seat. It took everything in my power not to stare too hard or just lose all inhibitions. Sometimes I wondered if they were just trying to lure me out of my cubicle!
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Mondays for me are usually slow, so I practically heard the whole conversation. Much to my surprise, I've discovered something I enjoy--indirectly--about FEET. If I had to summarize, the main topic was "Women who buy their shoes 1-2 sizes too small". We're all too familiar with this subject. Let's face it, each of us knows someone (or even a group of women) who's so ashamed of their large feet, they're willing to cram their toes into anything that's NOT actually their size! Some refuse to believe slingback pumps are still sexy, in a size 11. Often times, women can't find their favorite shoes in their size. So they'll settle for whatever's on the shelf. In the end, they're only making their feet look uglier! The woman in question was caught wearing high heels @ Great America. Who was she trying to impress!? ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
If you're trying to get noticed, just put on a pair of flip-flops. You'll definitely get my attention. Then again, if she's been wearing the "wrong size" on her feet, year after year, chances are her toes are already jacked up. In any case, she shouldn't wear any open-toed shoes! None of my co-workers bothered to mention her name. Probably a friend or relative I've never met. Here comes the BEST PART! They each went on to say exactly how 'BIG' their feet are. By this point, I was hanging on their every word. ![[Drool]](graemlins/drool.gif)
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Yeah!!! Just like the website!!!!! Needless to say, I was grinning from ear to ear. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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