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I would add heavily calloused, unkept feet, and burly, beefy "Fred Flintstone" feet. I can overlook a lot of other things I don't care for (long nails, food, etc.) but the feet have to be unmistakably feminine or I dive for the "Back" button.
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quote:Originally posted by National: List of Things I Can't Stand/Understand
- Small Feet (Sizes 6 and below) - Guys who can't stand girl-on-girl foot action. If it's regular porn, then I prefer guy-on-girl. When it comes to foot porn, I only look for girl-on-girl.
- Balloons I read Hal's take on the balloon aspect of it and I still don't get it or understand it.
- Footjobs - Cum on Feet
- Tattoos I don't mind tattoos on other parts of the body. But on the feet, I DO mind. When asked why she doesn't have a tattoo, Kim Kardashian answered that question with a question. "Now why would I put a bumper sticker on a Bentley?" I compare women to cars all the time. So to hear her say that made me smile. Whether you think she's a Bentley is up for debate, but she does have a point there.
- Socks - Running Shoes
- Clogs - Birkenstocks - FiveFinger Shoes Jesus FUCKING CHRIST do I hate those type of shoes!
- Toenail Polish of the Following Colors: I can accept white on some women, but silver, metallic and pearl finishes are dreadful. I always think that black should deliver a certain frission, yet I find myself giving mixed reactions to them. I'm 50/50 on black polish. Greens, purples and blues seem merely odd, unnatural and ugly. The ultimate insult is when each of her toe is painted a different color or when there are two colors leap frogging toes, so to speak. For example, Red-Pink-Red-Pink-Red. I HATE THAT!
- Plump or Bulbous Toes - Trampling - Middle Fingers in the Pictures - Women Pointing at their Feet in Pictures - Pedal Pumping - Tickling - Toe Spreading - Toe Scrunching
- Long Toenails When I say long toenails, I'm especially talking about toenails that look like claws.
- Gladiator Sandals Credit to Talos for bringing that up. I can't stand those either.
- Bastinando - Ball Busting - Feet in Food - Bug or Food Crushing - Giantess - Measuring Feet with Rulers - Foot Comparisons Between Big and Small Feet
- Foot Jewlery Ankle Bracelets are fine, though. And when I say ankle bracelets, that's not to be confused with the ones Lindsay Lohan wears. Just for the record, I don't like those kind of ankle bracelets as well.
- Pictures with no Faces
That's all I can think of for now.
That's pretty damn specific! I hope you find a woman as perfect as you describe above