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IAmSpartachris
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Not exactly new info here, but Spielberg, Lucas and Harrison Ford are in the midst of preparing another Indiana Jones film. Now I am a huge fan of the Indy flicks, but am I the only one thinking Ford might be a tad bit too old for this? So, here is my take on the plot for this fine film:

Indy must find his petrified prostate before Hitler does and uses it's mysterious powers to achieve immortality, thus cementing Germany's position of power and ultimately winning the second world war.
Of course Indy must contend with a spunky, attractive younger woman who's father was kidnapped by the axis powers and is being held captive and forced to decipher the mystery of Jones' aforementioned prostate.
At the same time, there is an equally spunky young asian sidekick who keeps getting into trouble, requiring rescue after rescue.
Sallah is now retired and living a life of luxury and domestic bliss with his seven wives and thirty two children and must come out of retirement to help his old friend Indy once again. Unfortunately, his colostomy bag slows him down, so he must decline.
Dr. Henry Jones (Indy's dad) does not appear in the film as Sean Connery had an argument with Spielberg about the fit of his wig and knocked him out before storming off the set.
Marcus is still the curator of the museum at the university Indy teaches at (where despite Indy's advanced age, the college girls still swoon over him), but is bound to a wheelchair ever since falling off his horse at the end of the last film as they all rode off into the sunset. He has since suffered a stroke and has a tendancy to drool when he speaks.
With all this going against him, will Indy be able to save the day? Will he ever see his father again? Can he rescue the captive scientist? More importantly, can he sleep thru the night without having to get up and pee sixteen times? All these questions will be answered in: "Indiana Jones and the Quest for Lost Youth". Coming soon to a theater near you.

Seriously though, from what I understand, they will be treating the age issue as one of the main themes in the movie. Such as Indy's inability to adventure like he used to and his dealing with the knowledge. Also from what I have read, the current treatment calls for a supernatural storyline. In all honesty, Spielberg, Lucas, Ford, Connery (who i understand wants to play the role again), let's face it, I would be there on opening night to see this flick.

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Calico Jack
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LOL, you put way too much thought into that chris, you're scaring me! hehe

Well whether or not part 4 turns out to be Indiana Jones and the Temple of Viagra or not, I'm sure I'll be right there on line with you to see it because the other three films in the series certainly earned their place in the annals adventure movie history. Besides, I've got a super hot friend who thinks that Harrison Ford is sexy, so that'll be another movie I can take her to.

[Big Grin]