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I have decided to put down all of the the funny porn names that I have heard over the years, All set out nice in alphabetical order. If you have any to add then please do.
Add Momma To The Train Any Given Cumday Batman in Robin Big Trouble In Little Vagina Boldfinger Breakfast On Tiffany Breast Side Story Bumfight At The OGay Corral Charlie's Anal Children Of The Cornhole Chitty Chitty Gang Bang Clitty Clitty Bang Bang Crocodile Done Me Cum And Cummer Cunt Hardly Wait Diddle-Her on the Roof Driving Miss Daisy Crazy Ed's Wood Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off Field Of Wet Dreams For Your Ass Only For Your Thighs Only Forrest Hump Forever Hung Forrest Gimp Full Metal Jackoff Glad-He-Ate-Her Glazed And Confused Going For Sloppy Seconds Good Will Humping Honey, I Shanked The Kids Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit I Know What You Did Up The Bummer I Know Who You Did Last Summer In-Dianna Jones Inspect Her Gadget Intercourse With The Vampire Jurassic Poke Lawrence Of A Labia Leaking Beauty Lord Of The Cock Rings Man On The Poon Men in Back My Best Friends Wetting My Big Lebowski My Best Friends Wetting My Big Fat Greek Woody On Golden Blonde Riding Miss Daisy Riding on Boys in Cars Romancing The Bone Saturday Night Beaver Saturday Night Fever Blister Schindler's Fist Screw Momma In The Train Sex Trek: The Next Penetration Shaving Ryans Privates Sleeping With The Enema Some Big Dick Head This Way Comes Sorest Rump South Pork: Big Long and Uncut Sperms of Endearment Starshit Poopers Star Whores: The Empire Licks Crack Star Whores: The Empire Strike From The Back Tango and Snatch The Bad Nudes Bared The Crocodile Humper The Jism Of Oz The Little Sperm-Aid The Loin King The Man Who Blew Too Much The Pelican Queif The Royal Tenderbuns The Spooge-itive The Wadfather Three Men And A Barbie Throbbin' Hood Twat Lies Beneath Twin Cheeck Weapons of ass destruction White Men Can't Hump Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory Young Buns You've Got Male You've Got Male Genitalia
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Since your list specifically referred to funny porn titles that are parodies of actual mainstream film titles, here are some additions that fit the same criteria. I listed them in no particular order:
Womb Raider Sheepless In Seattle Night Of The Giving Head E.T. - The Extra Testicle Saving Ryan's Privates Passenger 69 Mr. Hollund's Phallus Jurassic Pork Pocahotass Sleeping Booty The Sperminator Presumed Impotent A Clear And Present Stranger Edward Penishands What About Boob? Beverly Hills Copulator Poonies Johnny Pneumatic The Joy Suck Club Nutting Hill Free My Willy Die Hard-on A Few Hard Men The Shawwank Redemption Blast In The Ass 2000 Legs Under Me Humped Back at Notre Dame 101 Fornications Robin’s Wood Look Who’s Sucking Jesus Christ: Porno Star When Hairy Fucked Sally Varsity Blows The Boobs Brothers The Firmest The Hunt for Pink Cuntober City Lickers Cock Air Desperate Pleasures On Deadly Mound Legs Wide Shut Interview With A Vibrator The Three Fuckateers American Booty Bringing Out The Head Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom Boom Whores Whisperer The Talented Mr. Rip Me The Bone Ranger Planet of the Gapes Jumpin' Jack's Ass The Brady Munch Pump Fiction Gang Bang Related Jackie Brown Eye XXX-Men Position: Impossible The Loin King 2: Simba's Ride The Flintbones Pornocchio Porn on the 4th of July Swallow Man Rambone A Rear And Pleasant Danger A Clockwork Orgy Buttman Forever Sex Trek: The Next Penetration Creamer vs. Creamer Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy There's Something In and Out of Mary Bright Lights, Big Titties Ball Street Spray it Forward A Midsummer Night's Cream Miss Cunnilingiality Clitoris Claiborne Boyz on the Hood Harry Pooper and the Sorcerer's Bone The XXX-orcist A Lad In Raiders Of The Lost Ass Porn Free The Gaytriot West Side Orgy For A Fistfull, She Hollers When Harry Wet Sally The Mate's Dicks Reloaded Oliver Fist Lord Of The G-Strings Playmate Of The Apes Turn Her And Smooch Bone Alone Sperminator 3: Rise of the Toys The Italian Blowjob Pornos of the Caribbean The Whole Nine Inches
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P.S. - What's really funny is that Sam and I aren't making these titles up, they're the actual names of films that were released on the adult market. Nobody can ever accuse the XXX industry of not having a good (albeit sometimes twisted) sense of humor! hehe
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