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Sometimes I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old. I can't help it, it's in my male genetics. With that said, here's Lizzy with her rendition of "Pop goes the Weasel". Take it away Lizzy!
And I quote: "About one week before my menstrual cycle my farts stink real bad, as if something crawled up inside me and died. (That's how hubby describes them) Those muther fuckers come out of my ass burning and fill a room instantly like a nuclear bomb. My husband has actually pulled over on the freeway to get out of the car! (I was cracking up) But most of the time my farts are sweet."
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LOL Queen of farts?!!!! Well i don't mind if a girl passes gas,hell we all do it. So it's all good i'm a open minded fellow to alot of things. Different things get everybody off. It's the beauty of the world we all have different turn on's.
So i'm a weird and strange one for even thinking it's ok for girls to fart. Oh well though
I LOVE being weird Rock on...
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I knew this would be a winner of a thread with the male population. I laugh every time I listen to that wav file. I was in tears the first few times. Jeez, it sounded like she ripped herself a new one...LOL!
I was looking at some of the other fetish link sites. I passed the SCAT sites (yeesh!) and stumbled across the "Queen of Farts".
And no LeDaemon, we're not going to attempt to imitate that site. Lizzy has Mrs B beat any day. We wouldn't be able to meet the high standard the Internet has presented to us...LOL!
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I know this is a funny and silly thread....but i'm going to crash the sillyness for a sec and try be serious lol!
In all serious-ness though. Even thought there is a farting fetish who really cares? i mean right? we ALL have a foot fetish on here.
So my thoughts are as long as it's not something illegal and breaks the law then it's ok by me whatever gets people turned on i say.
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My old lady farts like an ape, and it definitely can kill any mood I might have for nookie if she lets out a blast. Farting is funny especially if its suppressed and accidentally let out loud in the most inappropriate time and place... say at moment of silence during a funeral... However, it has no place for me whenever I'm mounting my good lady wife and taking her for a ride.
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Agreed, flatulence and sex just don't go together for me.
Just think, somewhere on the other end of the universe at www.WusFartLinks.com, a fart fetishist is saying "ewww feet, what kind of a fetish is that?!?!"
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I can't remember which comedian said it (I think it was Sinbad), but I remember hearing years ago that this was a way to see whether or not your girl loves you. That is: if you (the man) are on the toilet and taking a shit, and your girl can walk in and either carry on a conversation with you or go about whatever business brought her there in the first place, and she never lets on that she notices anything...she is in LOVE with you!
I tend to agree with that, bein' as I can peel paint and set off smoke detectors...
But on the flip-side, I don't care how much I love a girl or think I love her, her farts or anything else that comes OUT that end of her body just kinda' ruins any and all sexual thoughts/motivations for me.
Farts are funny, and fun to do if you're the farter...but when it comes to being a fartee as far as chicks are concerned, count me out.
Funny links though!
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quote:Originally posted by Bondo: Lou's a paint peeler...lol! Me too. My wife gets mad when I have to let one go.
I remember when I was married, the wife got to where she would raise hell when she saw me eatting certain things...you know, because of the gas it'd give me. For instance, she hated Slim Jim's...
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Hey LeDaemon, you mentioned www.Fart.com, but there's also www.Farts.com (plural). They go all out with forums, contests, and all kinds of features. The fictitious spokesman of the site is Dr. Rex Breefs (wrecks briefs...lol).
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