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I thought I'd start a thread for all the Al Bundy worshiping "No Ma'am!" card carrying members here.
My sis-in-law came over Sunday morning for my weekly big weekly breakfast. Things were looking good for a chance to do some feet pics as my wife and daughter decided to leave after breakfast to run an errand just leaving us two alone at the house for an hour. I'm really getting worked up for this opportunity too! Well we're sitting and talking a bit and she's talking about how money is running tight recently and so I use that as a segway into asking her about taking new pics and making a clip for her little store since we hadn't done it since May. She said she didn't feel like doing it and instead just ran her mouth a hundred miles a minute chattering in all different subjects with no relationship and I sat nodding my head in acknowledgment or adding an appropriate "uh-hmmm" whenever applicable. I was a captive audience until my wife returned an hour later. I tried to entertain myself with at least looking at her feet in thongs every once and a while, but that became a burden with the conversation.
The funny thing was when they returned my daughter looked at me funny and said, "Dad, why do you look so bored?" My sis-in-law was totally oblivious! I was so happy they came back that I took the opportunity to escape from the table to the bathroom where I took my highly religious Sunday morning dump with reading material in hand.
Will the next member of the "He Man Woman Haters Club" wish to take the podium?
Lady's of the forum, please take this as a chance to catch a glimpse of how men truly think on a primitive Neanderthal level. I'd love to read the lady's version of this thread which I'm sure will pop up in rebuttal!
Reminds me of a Simpsons episode where the they were playin' softball and Mr Burns was explaining the hand-signal codes to Homer & Homer was miles away Sayn' to himself "MMMMMMMM I WISH I WAS AT HOME WITH A BAG OF POTATO CHIPS... MMMMMMMMMMMM POTATO CHIPS..."
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I hear ya man.....however your patience and listening may payout in the end, I have a model like that 'Kelly' she's toetally into it for a few months pedicures, foot rubs then picture taking then she hardly returns my phone calls...oh yea she is my ex-sister in law!
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quote:Originally posted by FootLongSub Zero: Reminds me of a Simpsons episode where the they were playin' softball and Mr Burns was explaining the hand-signal codes to Homer & Homer was miles away Sayn' to himself "MMMMMMMM I WISH I WAS AT HOME WITH A BAG OF POTATO CHIPS... MMMMMMMMMMMM POTATO CHIPS..."
classic...
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I'm kinda' in the same boat at the moment. There's this gorgeous girl I'm talking to a lot here lately, she seems pretty into me and everything...but God love her that girl can launch into a story about ANYTHING. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind listening for the most part, but jeez-louise...if I had a quarter for every time I went into "auto nod" I wouldn't have to work overtime for at least six months! If she ever quizes me on anything other than the highlights of what she tells me I'm royally screwed...
What I find funny about it is word around the campfire is she likes me because I listen to her.
I guess I should count my blessings though. I mean, how interesting would I be after a little while of running my mouth?
I can see it now: "You should see this movie, there's some yummy foot scenes in it...uh, uh...and I like playing video games because I like to play out violent fantasies...and uh...uh...I own five cats...and um...uh...I got a few gig's worth of pictures of barefoot girls saved on my harddrive."
Yeap, I think I'll stick to listening.
But since this is a thread to be a pigheaded asshole for a few minutes, here's a contribution...
Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent?
A: When she starts by saying: "This guy once told me..."
Just joking ladies, those of you peeping in on this little "no girls allowed" treehouse. You already know you're Queens that make life on this planet a whole hell of a lot more interesting.
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Here's another thing! Men can get over shit quickly and women brood over it for eternity. Example! This past Sunday all my friends are playing a game I'm running (nerdy RPG stuff) and all of the sudden one guy is pissed off at my ruling and starts to blow a gasket and cuss me out! 5 minutes later we'll all laughing and having fun and its all forgotten.
I come home from work after working a 10 hour shift and I don't notice that my wife has taken a few moments time in between her all day Judge Judy watching marathon to dust a shelf she'll tear into me and then be pissed off and won't speak to me the rest of the night because "I don't think she does anything all day."
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Oi! Enough of the male chauvinism! You guys need to get on your knees and start worshipping my feet to remind you that the women are in charge around here
quote:Originally posted by Alice's Feet: Oi! Enough of the male chauvinism! You guys need to get on your knees and start worshipping my feet to remind you that the women are in charge around here
Yes Ma'am!
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quote:Originally posted by Alice's Feet: Oi! Enough of the male chauvinism! You guys need to get on your knees and start worshipping my feet to remind you that the women are in charge around here
Not until you've finished the wash and cooked us some dinner chickadee! And then only if there's nothing else on the TV tonight! Can you also rub my shoulders while I finish my coffee and the paper?
quote:Originally posted by Alice's Feet: Oi! Enough of the male chauvinism!
iron my shirt
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quote:Originally posted by LeDaemon: I come home from work after working a 10 hour shift and I don't notice that my wife has taken a few moments time in between her all day Judge Judy watching marathon to dust a shelf she'll tear into me and then be pissed off and won't speak to me the rest of the night because "I don't think she does anything all day."
OUCH! Dude I can't believe your sayin' this stuff out loud... there are women poppin' in and outta here Your sayin' what we're thinkin' .... BUT!!! I bet that night when it came to "FEET-TIME"... guess you were Hehehehehe
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I was so happy they came back that I took the opportunity to escape from the table to the bathroom where I took my highly religious Sunday morning dump with reading material in hand.![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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