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wvcple2003
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We live in a kinda small city of about 20k people, with only around 30k or so in our whole county, but we do have quite a few ladies of the night (and day) strolling around. The funny thing is, is that the ladies carry around bottles of Mountain Dew to show that they are hookers and that they are 'on the job' so to speak. Anyone got any inputs as to what their hometown hookers use as their personal timecards??
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Our local economy is primarily tourist based so the cops do a lot of sting operations to keep the industry out of the public's sight. The more presentable hookers are advertising discreetly as escorts and fly below the radar.

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>The funny thing is, is that the ladies carry around bottles of Mountain Dew to show that they are hookers and that they are 'on the job' so to speak.

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I will never look at a chick carrying a Mountain Dew bottle the same again. [Tongue]

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What city or town are we talking about because I might like some mountain dew on a hookers feet to suck one day!

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wvcple2003
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Whatever people! Joke all you fuckin want! The problem is that I drink Jack; and when Im pickin up a skanky ass hooker; drinks do not favor a fuckin Jack and Dew. I will not ask advice on picking up whores on here again, good day gentlemen!
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Wow...Mountain Dew...how the fuck anyone came up with that concept is beyond me.

Thought you were married or had a g/f wvcple2003???
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My last post was supposed to be a funny-haha bluetoelover,so I wasn't being serious. OR WAS I. [Eek!]
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wow...I wrote that first thing this morning dude. Pretend I never wrote that [Cheers]
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We are married bluetoe. OR ARE WE! [Eek!]
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Yes, and her motto is, 'when you mountin me, I know what to do'.

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This is a riot.

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Economy has got bad here in good ol' West Virginia. The fat hookers carry around Diet Mtn Dew; the skinny ones carry regular Mtn Dew,'Tryin to fatten up I assume', and the poor hookers just carry a Mtn Dew can filled with water around all day!

Lovely quote btw Catsman. Imma tell the guys at work that one. [Cheers]
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