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What would you do if you woke up one morning only to realise that you were a baby again but still had your current mind?
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Scary thought .... What if you woke up one day as a penis .... j/k
-------------------- "When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit" - Dr Emmit L. Brown (Back To The Future) Posts: 7894 | Registered: Jan 2007
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I believe I might think something like: "Yea! I get a 'do-over'! Don't think I want to suck my mother's tit, though. If I can be patient, I will know what to do with a boner when I first get one. A little more patience and I'll be getting to "third base" by the time I'm 11 or 12. By 15, I'll be getting more ass than a high school toilet seat. During down times, I can start practicing the guitar again by 7 or 8 and be the most intimidating guitar player (in several arenas, especially jazz and rock) before I'm 20. For now though, I'll just crawl around and try to score some feet".
That's a brief encapsulation. Would probably try to fully grasp John Locke, as our Founding Fathers did, maybe become a sagely Constitutional lawyer by age 6.
Only now am I beginning to fully comprehend the old chestnut: Youth is wasted on the young.
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