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Just for laughs I was curious how many gallons of semen I've put out over the years. Average ejaculation is 3-5 milliliters. I just went with 3. I guess on average I do it twice a day, so 6 ml. 6mlx365days=2,190ml. I've been jacking it since I was 13 and I'm now 25 so 2,190mlx12years=26,280ml. There is 3785.41178ml in a gallon so 26280ml/3785.41178ml=6.94244 gallons of semen.
Lol, I was bored.
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lol, I sometimes think along the same plane I used different numbers to you and I 'came'..... up with somewhere around 50litres for me (litres used here in Aus) Holy Shit! Thats 5 buckets or 25 litres of Coke.... Sorry if you like coke and are reading this, I think I just fucked it up for you for the rest of your life Sorry
I went a couple steps further and sperm count average is between 20 - 150 million per milliliter. I went with 40 thats 40,000,000x50,000ml = 2,000,000,000,000, 2trillion sperm. Thats about 18x more that the population that ever lived (estimated at 110billion)
Now an average ejaculation distance is about 17-25cm. I'll go with Talos's 2ejacs per day for 12years and use 20cms as the distace. I think that's close to 2km or just over a mile or going around an Olympic track 4 and a half times. That's bloody far
These are just rough numbers and I ain't no mathmetician so I may have miscalculated but nevertheless these numbers are staggering
I think I've just spent over 30mins on this one post. Too much spare time? My day off today anyways
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I was in a long distance relationship many years ago and it was easy to keep track of our infrequent get-togethers. I don't recall all the figures I used for the calculation but I used 6 inches per stroke during sex. Turns out that in one summer she rode over seven miles (5,720 feet/mile) on my railway. Who knows how many other miles she logged that summer - she was not the faithful type.
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LOL, I didn't even think of calculating mileage. I'm gonna have to count strokes next time I have sex. I usually get it once a week. That's been going on roughly two years now.
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^^Whoa! wonder how yous keep up the concentration
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quote:Originally posted by Talos: LOL, I didn't even think of calculating mileage. I'm gonna have to count strokes next time I have sex. I usually get it once a week. That's been going on roughly two years now.
It occurs to me to mention I counted "outs" as part of the stroke. In other words, I calculated 12 inches for a full stroke (in AND out).
Glad you found it interesting and funny. I have often thought about "stroking" one lap in an Olympic-sized pool. It would kill me now, especially if I had to finish first, in the shortest time. Not my nature to go fast.
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