I see you there, staring at my dirty sausages. I know, they're just so cute. And look at how wrinkly my soles are! I've been walking around all day with no socks on so they're pretty filthy by now. Don't just stand there; clean them for me! I want you to take that soft wet tongue of yours and rub it from my heel to toe. Make sure you get every inch, I don't want you to miss a single spot. What a good boy. Now, suck on each and every tender little toe of mine. Aren't they so succulent?