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FootLongSub Zero
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A dude at work has gotten me into fact/jokes about Chuck Norris. He came to me and told me a couple which I didn't find funny at all. When I got home that day, I searched the web and "Wha-da-you know", lo-and-behold, entire sites dedicated to em [Eek!] ... Excited was I, I started clickin' away. There are alot of gems in the whole list of facts.

Even Chuck himself being a 'good sport' reading a few of his favourites on some talk show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA_hMq-JUOE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5GCyNQBwpU&feature=related

Please (if you can) copy and paste your favorite Chuck Norris facts in your comments below.

Sites I've googled
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/

http://www.chucknorrisjokes.net/

Ok after grabbing links for this post, it seems this "Chuck Norris" thing has been around for about 5 years [Thud] ..... Ok I found out last week so this is all new to me [Big Grin] . Forgive me if this topic has already come-&-gone [Smile] .

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Bruce Lee kicked his ass.

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FootLongSub Zero
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Yeah of course we all know that duh... lol [Laugh]

Hmmmmm... I've always wondered why Chuck is still alive [Big Grin]

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Chuck Norris also served our country in the Airforce.

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FootLongSub Zero
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*Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

There are a million of 'em, I had pages memorized back in the day.
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FootLongSub Zero
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*Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin' about.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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The boogeyman checks his closet at night for chuck norris
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FootLongSub Zero
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- Chuck Norris broke the landspeed record on a bicycle that was missing a chain and the back tyre.

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