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Hi to all, I always have to go to my friends' house for parties, there usually lots of pretty girls in there, some of them are my friends but some arent. What will be the best way for asking them to take off their socks without getting too weird? Especially to some girls who i dont know,please help me here guys. If i have some comments from girls, that even make better.
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I don't think there's really any uncreepy way to do it, unless you're talking to some girl and you try to gear the conversation towards toenail polish, and ask to see hers. I'd say even then you'd have to have already been talking for a while, and don't make the transition to toe talk obvious. Every other conceivable way I can think of is blatantly creepy.
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Carry a stack of clean hanes socks (still in the brand name plastic wrapping). Find yourself a hot target and approach her with a big smile on your face. Then sing that corny jingle "Wait'll we get our Hanes on you".
Offer her a fresh pair of socks in exchange for the old ones. The story is you are doing this as part of a donation charity subsidized by some big name companies. Then when you get her old socks, find a way to break conversation and make your way to the bathroom.
When in the bathroom, shut the door and lock it. Take one of her freshly removed socks and hold the toe portion over your nose and proceed to sniff. Do the same with the other.
It should be pure bliss from there boiz, but don't spend all night in the bathroom. Put her dirty socks in a bag and then go out there and collect more used socks.
You can say it is for donations to the salvation army or something. Just be confident and funny. Girls will love you
[ February 11, 2010, 03:12 PM: Message edited by: Tyler D. ]
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In what situation could someone get you to take off your socks?
Offering a stranger a back massage is weird.....a foot massage? Down right creepy.
I don't think i've ever had a woman in my bed that wasn't barefoot. Some might say " but that's hard" sure. But you don't look like a creep.
If you have the party at your place you could have everyone remove their shoes.
The foot fetish isn't weird...it's what people that have one do and think is ok is weird.
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quote:Originally posted by Tyler D.: Carry a stack of clean hanes socks (still in the brand name plastic wrapping). Find yourself a hot target and approach her with a big smile on your face. Then sing that corny jingle "Wait'll we get our Hanes on you".
Offer her a fresh pair of socks in exchange for the old ones. The story is you are doing this as part of a donation charity subsidized by some big name companies. Then when you get her old socks, find a way to break conversation and make your way to the bathroom.
When in the bathroom, shut the door and lock it. Take one of her freshly removed socks and hold the toe portion over your nose and proceed to sniff. Do the same with the other.
It should be pure bliss from there boiz, but don't spend all night in the bathroom. Put her dirty socks in a bag and then go out there and collect more used socks.
You can say it is for donations to the salvation army or something. Just be confident and funny. Girls will love you
Gee Tyler, have you by any chance thought about this scenario before?
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sure, that was creative, but could you get much ridiculous?
why not just claim that you are with a new division of your local law enforcement agency (you can buy a nice badge at a novelty shop) and say you are instituting a new procedure to protect citizens. you need to take their foot prints similar to their finger prints. a foot print is as unique as a finger print and highly underused but you are looking to update the local department. just think.. this way you can get close to their feet and touch them and even clean them off.
quote:Originally posted by Spotlight: I say " Take off your socks..Id love to see your toes!"
This is actually the least creepy thing in this thread now that I think about it. Either do this or don't do anything at all.
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quote:Originally posted by Spotlight: I say " Take off your socks..Id love to see your toes!"
This is actually the least creepy thing in this thread now that I think about it. Either do this or don't do anything at all.
it actually sounds just about, if not, more creepy then what tyler suggested. just depends on the person, i guess.
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if your at someone else's house, you dont want to do that. its creppy anyway you do it.
odds are, they will wear heels, and at some point, they will take them off. but just talk to them. from talking, you will be able to see who's cool and who's not.
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quote:Originally posted by nusuth: why not just claim that you are with a new division of your local law enforcement agency (you can buy a nice badge at a novelty shop) and say you are instituting a new procedure to protect citizens. you need to take their foot prints similar to their finger prints. a foot print is as unique as a finger print and highly underused but you are looking to update the local department. just think.. this way you can get close to their feet and touch them and even clean them off.
the problem is that if they look at the badge long enough, they'll start asking questions and most likely realize you are a fake. plus it just sounds creepy in my opinion. to each their own, i guess.
try whatever you think works best mate, we foot brethren will support you no matter what! we know what it's like to want to sniff the feet of attractive strangers, as we've all been there ourselves at some point
[ February 12, 2010, 11:12 PM: Message edited by: Tyler D. ]
quote:Originally posted by phanton22: I don't think there's really any uncreepy way to do it, unless you're talking to some girl and you try to gear the conversation towards toenail polish, and ask to see hers. I'd say even then you'd have to have already been talking for a while, and don't make the transition to toe talk obvious. Every other conceivable way I can think of is blatantly creepy.
Great post. Comes right out and gets straight to the truth.
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