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You know when your in the mood for self pleasure whilst watching a foot video, are there any mood killers that completely ruin what otherwise could have been an awesome foot video?!
What i mean is, a video that you see, looks really good, nice lady, nice feet, gets you in the mood, nice everything (well almost) but then something happens and you are like "DAMMIT, this video would have been brilliant if it werent for that!!!"
For now ill name these few that ruin it for me in no particular order.
- Women talking about how stinky, smelly and/or sweaty their feet are whilst doing their thing with their feet.
- Stupid music in the background. I saw i nice video with a hot girl talking all sexy about how she likes foot fans, but it had terrible hip hop music in the foreground so you could hardly hear her!
- Man feet! like someone mentioned in another post, its annoying when this pops up when you are trying to get in the mood.
- women who stop looking straight at the camera and turn to the camera man for the next set of foot wiggling/flexing instructions. I want the woman to knows exactly what she is doing, not simply to take orders from a camera man. I know that in most cases they usually are taking orders but dont make it obvious in the video!
these are just a few things that have really ruined it for me. how about you?
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hmm...I actually go out of my way to BUY foot porn where the woman tells me how sweaty and stinky her feet are
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this one i think really singles me out...but i love smelly feet but i hate it when food is used to describe the smell of the feet ex. "they smell so cheesy"...i understand that its supposed to give you an idea of the stink but i just hate associating food and sex directly idk why
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- guy talking - chick spitting - guy finishing himself instead of a real footjob ending -when food is used to describe the smell of the feet -spreading the toes too wide -guy on girl foot worship -girl doing whatever with a guys foot -in girl on girl scenes, i hate it when when a chick only worships one foot at a time and not both (that might be me being too picky)
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-The guy whacking himself off -The girl spitting -The girl calling guys losers & footboys -Close up shots of the guys cock without the feet wrapped around them -The woman trying to make the guy feel like he should be embarresed for having a foot fetish
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Yeah, I don't like it when the girl starts talking shit, just kills it for me. Soon as I start hearing the insults, or the girl flipping the camera off, I just move on.
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i hate when the girl makes fake sex noises. a lot. I usually mute porn for this reason. I hate when the girl makes orgasm sounds when she isn't even being touched in an erogenous zone, i.e., handjobs, footjobs, etc. faked sex noises in general are annoying and unfortunately par for the course with most porn.
Also, contrived/unconvincing dirty talk is annoying, like when it is not believable or ridiculous. The term "fuck yeah" is probably the most overused.
Among other things that are annoying are shots of the guy's contorted facial expressions, and that ever-popular thrusting ass shot where the scene is 90% full of a dude's pimply ass and there's like 10% vagina showing in the shadows between his legs. Seriously?
But I don't mind her talking about the smell of her feet in descriptive language...Make me think about the world of her feet..
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