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Just got back from seeing another lame film from tarantino. Ok not as bad as death proof, but the same formula, which is; "blah, blah, blah" dialog for 20, 25 minutes, 1 minute of action, back to "blah, blah, blah"
Oh, and majority of "blah, blah", is in french and german!

Plenty of time to take a pee break, you won't miss a thing.

Feet scenes, nothing to jack off to, but has anyone ever jacked off to any of his foot scenes?
And if you can jack off to the feet in the circumstances they are shown in this film, you are a freak.

Diane Kruger's feet are basically the only feet, and they are messed up. Big bunions that even distorts her soles. taratino can't cast feet to save his life.

Save your money, but if you do go, wait until 2 hours have passed and go in, you won't miss anything. Order it on netflix if you just have to see it.

I will have to give props to Christoph Waltz, who really nailed his part.

2 stars.

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what about mike myers? i was goin to see it for him. was he good in it?

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quote:
Originally posted by Keyfeet:
what about mike myers? i was goin to see it for him. was he good in it?

Small part, kind of a skinny, english version of fat bastard [Smile]

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I still want to see the movie, but I wasn't planning on seeing it for feet scenes. Interesting that you don't like dialogue in movies. You just prefer a non stop action flick I'm guessing?

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To me, it's not his best work. I like Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 & 2 and Jackie Brown better. The crowd at the theater though gave a roaring ovation. To each their own. I always say if you want to go see it, do it because you're the only judge that will give yourself the correct view on the film.

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Tarantino always attracts me with his dialogue.

I have to say that with the exceptions of Syndey Poitier and Rosario Dawson, I've never thought that the feet of actresses he's featured we're atttractive.

While I have not seen this film yet, I usually enjoy all of his films. I always try to keep in perspective that when one creates films like Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction early on in one's career, the chances of recreating any films with the impact of those two are unlikely.

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Sucks that you gave it this bad of a review, but I'm still going to see it. Me and my wife enjoyed the long dialog in Death Proof and other movies. Not everyone feels the same about movies. Maybe I'll agree with you, or not. But I do appreciate your honest opinion.
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i saw this last nite and would not rate it higher than a 6.i think the best way to describe it is the best of resiviour dogs meets the worst of deathproof.boring boring BORING! but right when you feel like "this may be his worst film"somthing great happens to keep you in your seat.the characters were not as compelling as one would hope,and i will say that altho he had his moments,this was brad pitts weakest role ina wile....NOW FOR THE FEET-yes theres a sole shot towards the end(and was not bad),and yes theres a shoe related incident (altho nothing fetish related),i found it weak...BUT as for my theatre experience(i acually almost forgot to include this)the seat next to me was vacant and behind that was this bangin lookin latina who rested her feet on the top back of that seat for most of the film!i cant tell you how many times i tried leaning my seat back as far as possible so i could get a better look lol

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How do you not like Bridgett Fonda's feet? They were beautiful in Jackie Brown?
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I jerked off to Pulp Fiction when the boss's wife was walking barefoot toward John Travolta. If you pause it you can catch her wrinkles.

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Everything I've read and heard about the film was positive. Reviews are very good and people are saying it's one of his best films in some time.
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Like I said, people roared when the movie was over. But as for Brad Pitt's role... I told my friend I thought the movie would have been a heck of a lot better with more focus on him. He was just silly/dumb enough to really make his scenes funny.

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I went and seen it last night with my chick,it wasn't to bad i liked it way better than deathproof.Brad Pitts charactor was the best part of the movie.I was impressed by the violance in the movie, i havnt seen too many that are that groosum.Pulp fiction is still my favourite.
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Vine you better behave hahaha

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Definitely wordy, "loquacious" even. But I enjoyed it and the obligatory foot scene.

Overall I thought it was an outrageous, funny, and entertaining film.

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