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What you call a black man who flies an airplane?
A pilot, you fucking racist!
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Little Johnny comes home from school and says to his dad, "Dad, what's a cunt?"
His dad, in shock, says, "Where on earth did you hear that word?!?"
Johnny says, "On the school bus."
His dad mulls this over a little bit, and then says, "Follow me." They go upstairs, and dad opens the bedroom door where Johnny's mother is passed out naked and drunk on the bed. His dad says, "See that little brown triangle of hair between her legs? That's a vagina, the REST of it's a cunt!"
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA! laughed my ass out The last one extremely funny vasduten!
We have Toto ( as to little Johnny) in our jokes. Here is some of them You know Toto is that witty, cunning little boy, who swears a lot and do weird things.
------------------------------------------------- Toto goes at school and his teacher tells him to find 3 sentences at home and tell them here the next day. So he goes home and asks his mother: "Hey mam, tell me a sentence" And the mother replies: "Leave me alone! I ve got a lot of work to do!"
So Tote writes it down in his notebook.
Then he goes to his brother, who was talking on the phone: Toto: "Tell me a sentence". Brother: "Who? That son of a bitch?"
And then he goes to his father who was secretly talking on the phone:
Toto: "Dad, tell me a sentence". Dad: "Jump on my cock and ride it like hell".
Then, the next day, Toto is being asked by his teacher to say the 3 sentences he wrote the previous day.
Toto:"Leave me alone! I ve got a lot of work to do!"
Teacher:"Toto, I m going to report you to the Head Master"
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