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LeDaemon
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The best thing about you ran down your momma's butt crack and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

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Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

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If i wanted a cum-back from you, i'd have wiped it off your lip! LOL

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The best part of you ran down your daddy's leg.

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Your momma's nickname is "Are you gonna eat that?"

Your momma must be rich. Exactly how much did she get from being the Hulk's stunt double?

Your momma so ugly, Stevie Wonder threw-up when she walked in the room.

Your momma looks like Willam Dufoe gone wrong.

Your sister is such a slut she's seen more dick than a urologist.

Your sister has seen more back seats than the Michelin Man.

Your sister's blood type is hobo cum.

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.

Your momma's like a light switch. Even a 4 Year old can turn her on.

[ October 03, 2005, 05:10 AM: Message edited by: NotQuiteRight ]

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LeDaemon
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Your momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs!

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I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest!

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LeDaemon
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You're as useful as an impotent gigalo.

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HEY LEDAEMON!!! What a hottie guy on your avatar!!! What's your brothers name?? [Nana]

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Calico Jack
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quote:
Originally posted by Sasha:
What's your brothers name??
His brother? And here I thought that Johnny Damon had finally shaved off the facial hair.

Oh, almost forgot to add my insult:

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

[Big Grin]

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**Oldie but goodie**

Does your sister sell potato chips? I saw her on the corner yelling "Frito-Lay, Frito-Lay". [Mad]

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Your momma is so big, she ran over a dollar and made four quarters.
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I'd call you retarded but I'm afraid of offending that vegetable woman in Florida
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Yo mamma is so fat, she uses hoola hoops to hold up her socks [Joint]
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LeDaemon
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Funny you should mention the Johnny Damon reference CJ, my mom accuses me of looking like him everytime a ball game is on. [Laugh]

And Sasha, for the insult part of the thread...."If I wanted any shit out of you I'd squeeze your head!" [Laugh] [Laugh] [Laugh]

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