quote:Originally posted by Bondo: ** All Time Classic **
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
>>Click Here<< for a full script of the Holy Grail. It's my Bible...
Thanks for the linkage Bondo. When I was a freshman in highschool a buddy and myself took it upon ourselves to transcribe the entire script of the Holy Grail from a tape cassette we recorded from a video tape. From there we memorized the entire movie and would be able to recite any scene on a whim whenever or wherever we were.
I'd like to add we didn't get laid that year nor did we have girlfriends!
Its from the TV shows, not the movies. Ive never seen either, so I have no idea if their related. Forgive my ignorance!
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"To call you an idiot would be an insult to everyone else".
"You have a brain of a 4 year old. I bet he was glad to get rid of it".
"It's okay. You have the right to be stupid. Don't abuse the privilage."
"You are depriving the village of their idiot".
"You stop telling lies about me, and I'll stop telling the truth about you."
"You wouldn't want to piss on him if he was on fire."
"It's time they put you out to grass so you can do what you do best"
"What you seem to lack in intelligence, you make up in stupidity."
"He was born stupid, he's learnt nothing, and he's forgotten even that!"
"If she went to a mind reader, she'd get a refund."
-------------------- "You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police." - Jack Nicholson Posts: 218 | Registered: Jan 2004
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Wait...here's more piss funny rude insults:
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.
Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.
I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.
You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.
No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
Sit down and give your mind a rest.
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Are your parents siblings?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
-------------------- "You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police." - Jack Nicholson Posts: 218 | Registered: Jan 2004
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